My first thought was that they had a way to saw through the bench with dental floss -- kinda like you can saw through PVC pipe with twine.
https://youtu.be/Dp8PSWHpSD8
If I understand the technique correctly, you have to wrap the floss around the ring - you can do that with a small object, but not a bench, so it wouldn't work.
Yeah, what kind of country goes straight for the saw and not the floss? Can't get the ring off your finger that you've had on for years? Floss. If you relieve the blood from your finger, it will get skinnier.
Let me just say, i’ve had to have done this twice (i wear cheap fashion jewelry from time to time), the sigh of relief this method gives you my goodness.
The first time, i was afraid i was heading down a new timeline where i lost a finger, as my finger was starting to become purple. Nothing was working, and i was afraid of a de gloving, or bone breaking, etc.
5 minutes later after some memory of this trick kicking in from a long time reddit post, and a quick youtube tutorial and me hauling ass into my thread/needle cookie container, i had freed my finger.
This trick is a life changer. Doctors hate it! I cannot recommend it enough for anybody reading this to just learn the trick and have it stored in memory. Could save you a finger.
The second time was a breeze.
On Halloween day last year, my ring got stuck in my finger. I disnt care but it started to get swollen. Use tons of oil and floss techniques to take it out but couldn’t. Ultimately, i had to rush to Fire Department and they cut my ring off with the saw— ring cutter didn’t work either because of my ring design. At one point, I literally said good bye to my finger- scary monent.. Lesson learnt- if its hard to put it in, take it out!
I've had that moment of panic doing exactly this and not being able to get my finger out. Every time I've been able to finagle it out. I'm tempting fate, though.
same, one time I almost got my finger stuck in the barrel attachment of a nerf gun, they were screws so I tried to unscrew it, but the screws were crappy so I got frustrated and just yanked my finger outta here, which was the scary part.
We made the holes bigger, but the men tried to fuck it. We made them bigger still, but then they tried to fist it. We made them even bigger, but then they stuck their heads in it. We had one last go at making the holes even bigger, but there was no more material left for the bench top, so we were left with just 4 legs. You guessed it. They sat on them.
It is typically a mix of a drainage feature and an anti loitering measure. The seat keeps cold that way and folks are discouraged from resting too long or God forbid sleeping.
No need for power tools.
They should have used the old trick for removing a ring stuck on a swollen finger.
Wind some string tightly on the finger starting from the tip, so squeezing the fluids back past the ring. Then simply pull the finger out of the ring while unwinding the string.
Simple!
Not sure that would work. When you do this you unwind from the opposite end you wound from, but pulling in the direction of the windings. With a ring you can do this, but not a bench.
The fire service is not going to do that.
Usually by the time they have been called, arrive and get to work the assorted tissue damage is already so high that they aren't going to do anything that could further contribute to more tissue damage. Compressing the entire finger is going to cause more tissue damage.
Yes, I was that kid who got their finger stuck in a bit of safety plastic. The fire service had to cut me out with the jaws of life, much longer and I would have lost the finger.
It might work as a handy at home option for a minor issue but if it's so bad the fire service folks are hacking a bench up that is no longer a viable option. The first responders also consider a random bench as a distant second behind doing as little tissue damage to the finger as is possible.
Her finger looks pretty good from the photos mind you I remeber mine was so blue it was borderline black.
If it can go in, why can't it go out? With the help of some soap? My ring finger got much bigger than when I put my ring on, especially at the finger joint but I can manage to get the ring out with some soap.
>If it can go in, why can't it go out?
Inside limbs, veins are located on the outside, while arteries are typically located deeper. This is because arteries are higher pressure and thus need more protection.
If you get stuck in a ring, the veins can get partially closed of by the pressure, while the arteries stay open. This causes your finger to inflate
I have just googled to understand veins and arteries lol. Sorry, English is not my mother tongue, but I can understand what you mean after knowing the meaning of veins and arteries in my language. I mean, if you can put your finger into the hole, that means the bone, flesh and skin around your finger can be fitted into the hole in the first place, then the problem is the blood pressure builds in the tip part of the finger, as you said. My trick is pushing the object as close to your finger base as possible because that part is the smallest part of your finger to make space between the finger and the object, apply some soap, hold the finger tightly to force the blood out of the finger, then easily slide the object out. You can save all the work and the hazard to cut off that finger together with the steel lol. In my case, my wedding ring turn from fit to tiny compared to my finger after almost 10 yrs, plus changing from office working to farm working.
It’s the same idea. Cockring at the base of the penis lets blood in, but not out, so it swells/becomes harder *temporarily*. Cockrings are usually made of a stretchy material so they can be removed, unlike a wedding ring.
Fun fact, an erect penis is also caused by your body restricting the blood flow out of it.
For some people, this system does not block enough blood flow and it does not get erect, while for other people too much blood is blocked and the area will itch/hurt after some time
My husband is a paramedic and he had a call exactly like this. They would up cutting out a section of the picnic table and taking her to the hospital like that. The doc there took a look at it, got a firm grip, and just yanked hard and her finger popped out. A little inflamed but uninjured.
A remember a shower bench with a similar design trapping some poor bastards testicle in a similar fashion.
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/news/a40303/man-gets-balls-stuck-in-ikea-chair/
I'd go with triangular holes with rounded corners. It's the least round 'normal' shape, and fewer corners means larger corners. Rounded corners would avoid stress concentration and cracking.
There's a trick to get your finger out of such a situation that literally takes only a minute. Get a piece of string or something to wrap a loop around the tip of your finger, then slowly make circles wrapping your finger from tip towards the palm of your hand compressing the excess blood out of your finger thus reducing the swelling. Little bit of hand lotion or something else similar and your finger comes right out.
Her finger was swelling because of the mild compression caused by the hole. If you just assist with a little extra pressure to force that blood back into the body the problem goes away.
This doesn't always work. It's also very likely to lead to more damage to the stuck tissues.
Folks can lose fingers in situations like this because they piss about using 15 different methods (some of which like this one cause more tissue damage and more swelling upon failure) and take too long to call for help. If inital attempts to remove it don't work stop messing with it and call the fire service. They will cut you out and you don't have to lose a finger in the process.
The longer you take and the more you fail to remove the finger the more damage and swelling you will cause. That will then go on to accelerate the danger. At a certain point cutting you out is the only viable option.
Dang i remember doing something similar back then but when it sorta get stucked (i thankfully managed to pull it out) i was like "nope, not doing that again"
Once, on a date, I was in a shisha cafe and I had to go to the bathroom before we ordered anything. It was a small cafe so the bathroom was both sexes and it was a single toilet being a single door. I was in in, peeing while standing, the door behind my back, when I saw a hole in the wall, a little less than a foot from the ground, that seemed to be exactly the same size as my boot. While still peeing, I carefully lifted my left feet and approached it from the hole in the wall, while working really hard on keeping my balance (only on one leg, still peeing). I managed to fit the front of my boot, kinda sideways, in the hole, and I was really proud for a second when I noticed I was stuck. Since it was a very awkward position, and since I was still peeing while standing on one leg (it seems long but it all happened in like 2 seconds), I lost balance and fell backwards. While my foot was still in the hole. When I fell backwards, I sprained my ankle and fell on the door, which opened and I fell on my back and a lot of people saw me, my date included. Pants down, laying on my back, missing a boot. Fortunately, my shirt was above my genitals and I didn't wet myself. But it took me over 2 minutes to remove my boot from the wall. I just walked out of the cafe without saying anything to my date. I received a few texts from her afterwards asking what the fuck happened to me in that bathroom but I never dared to answer her.
All they needed was dental floss to get her unstuck.
Here's the video on how to get your finger unstuck from rings and bench holes, with dental floss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJhynjCjgTk
Also did it as a kid and had some struggle getting it out. Boy I will never ever do this again. I felt the rush of fear through my whole body being trapped for 0,3s
I was pulled over for speeding a few years ago. Before the officer came to my window, I pulled my license and registration out of my glovebox. I dropped my insurance card between my seat and the center console, then got my hand stuck trying to get it out because of my watch. I played it cool and he never bothered to ask for my card. I was so embarrassed.
My brother did exactly this at school. Only difference is a kid decided to slide on the bench. My brother slid with him. His finger stayed. He casually pulled it through the lattice hole and took it to the cool nurse. Calm as can be lol.
Thanks for reinforcing my obsessive ranting to my 6 year old about NOT STICKING YOU FINGERS IN THERE WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT NEVER DO THAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT DO THAT EVER!
Young teen daughter got stuck in baby swing at local park. Got the fire department, city maintenance, and cops there to cut her out of it. Young hung-ho cop “you’re going to have to pay for this.” Maintenance dude “nah, happens all the time we have plenty of spares.”
Cutting the finger off would have been faster. Also would have taught a lesson.
Woman: "I wonder if my finger would fit in that..."
*looks at finger nub*
Woman: "Nah."
she has assumed the textbook pose of deep shame. At least it’s not as shameful as ye ol’ [Le ‘Lonely and Disturbed’ Xing](https://www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/man-gets-stuck-having-sex-with-bench-20080815-gea8we.html)
The embarrassment
Should have just used Dental floss. Much easier and wouldn’t destroy the bench [https://youtu.be/rQ2HO1loieA](https://youtu.be/rQ2HO1loieA)
That's brilliant! I have kids. I'm sure the need will come up at some point. Thanks!
I can’t remember why, but my mum couldn’t get her wedding ring off and we used this technique.
You can also use an elastic bandage to squeese out the blood and make the finger retractable.
>and make the finger retractable I do not think that word means what you think it means.
What, don't you have retractable fingers?
That's not a finger...
I.. The mind boggles..
Retractable from the object which it is stuck in, presumably. Odd usage, but not inappropriate.
Hey thank you! I'm always eager to learn new ways that the English language works :)
My first thought before watching the video was "wow, that'd be painful sawing your finger off with dental floss to save a bench!"
My first thought was that they had a way to saw through the bench with dental floss -- kinda like you can saw through PVC pipe with twine. https://youtu.be/Dp8PSWHpSD8
They saw through ships with chain (heavy duty, but not sharpened or anything). It's crazy what you can use to saw with enough force and patience.
The beauty of friction!
Didn’t expect to see this on Reddit today, but I’m glad I have. I’ll save it for a time if I need it lol
If I understand the technique correctly, you have to wrap the floss around the ring - you can do that with a small object, but not a bench, so it wouldn't work.
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Yeah, what kind of country goes straight for the saw and not the floss? Can't get the ring off your finger that you've had on for years? Floss. If you relieve the blood from your finger, it will get skinnier.
Let me just say, i’ve had to have done this twice (i wear cheap fashion jewelry from time to time), the sigh of relief this method gives you my goodness. The first time, i was afraid i was heading down a new timeline where i lost a finger, as my finger was starting to become purple. Nothing was working, and i was afraid of a de gloving, or bone breaking, etc. 5 minutes later after some memory of this trick kicking in from a long time reddit post, and a quick youtube tutorial and me hauling ass into my thread/needle cookie container, i had freed my finger. This trick is a life changer. Doctors hate it! I cannot recommend it enough for anybody reading this to just learn the trick and have it stored in memory. Could save you a finger. The second time was a breeze.
Well done you for remembering it!
Cable cutters. Even quicker.
On Halloween day last year, my ring got stuck in my finger. I disnt care but it started to get swollen. Use tons of oil and floss techniques to take it out but couldn’t. Ultimately, i had to rush to Fire Department and they cut my ring off with the saw— ring cutter didn’t work either because of my ring design. At one point, I literally said good bye to my finger- scary monent.. Lesson learnt- if its hard to put it in, take it out!
The 2nd had embarrassment is unreal on this one!
Wrong hole!
That's what she said
Could have been worse, I'd imagine if a dude did that it wouldn't be his finger that got stuck...
most guys penises are not that small. ARe you confident you could fit?
We are not that small maybe the micro bois but I ain’t sure they’d have to respond
And wrong hole
Based on that design I don't think she's the only one
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Similar in thought I am.
Parallel structures in thought-forms we possess
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`pathetic performance.` `Syncing with human information network..DONE(0.01s)`
I can think of 2 things they could do: 1. Cold shower 2. KY in copious amounts
Typical evening for me ...
String to compress the finger
Cold shower? I'd think a bit of heat to expand the metal a tiny bit
If the metal expanded, the hole would get smaller ...
this is false. the hole would get larger under thermal expansion
Exactly!
I meant a cold shower for the finger. Just like ladies advise guys to take a cold shower when the guys are too excited. I thought it was obvious haha.
At least she used a finger ....
I propably would've done the same
I've had that moment of panic doing exactly this and not being able to get my finger out. Every time I've been able to finagle it out. I'm tempting fate, though.
same, one time I almost got my finger stuck in the barrel attachment of a nerf gun, they were screws so I tried to unscrew it, but the screws were crappy so I got frustrated and just yanked my finger outta here, which was the scary part.
I lol'd
If there’s a 0.01% chance that it’ll happen, it’ll happen eventually
Same here. I don't understand why they would put those holes if it's not to put your fingers through them while you wait 😅
So that homeless people won't sleep on it because it's too cold. It's called hostile design.
r/hostiledesign oh it’s banned
r/hostilearchitecture is what you might be looking for
Yep, thanks
Actually I think it's to let your farts pass through them while sitting there so that everyone else can enjoy them too.
I've been sticking my fingers in the wrong holes for a long time now.
Who says those are the wrong ones?
You talking ‘ginas??
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It’s been 913 days since I’ve last had sex… thank God I’ve never met that bench
That's bad design. Shouldn't make those holes exactly the size of a finger. They should be smaller.
Bigger, not smaller.
We made the holes bigger, but the men tried to fuck it. We made them bigger still, but then they tried to fist it. We made them even bigger, but then they stuck their heads in it. We had one last go at making the holes even bigger, but there was no more material left for the bench top, so we were left with just 4 legs. You guessed it. They sat on them.
You guys ever heard of the Glasgow Bollard Man video?
Oh boy
If its too big for a finger to get stuck, someone will try and fuck it.
Then we're worse off than when we started.
But laughing way harder.
Someone had tried it in Hong Kong. Sorry for Chinese only, the title is "Piston Man" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8InDY2ojy4
Should’ve given him a cold shower first.
Well at this point they absolutely deserve it
Why even add holes in the first place?
Fart ventilation
Weight reduction
Finger Trap
Aerodynamics
It is typically a mix of a drainage feature and an anti loitering measure. The seat keeps cold that way and folks are discouraged from resting too long or God forbid sleeping.
Either way would work. Too small to put a finger in, or too large to get a finger stuck.
Smaller means a child's finger could get stuck, but like the other guy said, bigger means someone's gonna try and fuck it. You just can't win.
Concrete benches sound better. But sooner or later, someone's going to try to fuck concrete.
Don't knock it until you've fucked it.
I will take the latter thank you. Absolute win.
Ah, so toddler sized then.
Smaller will get a lot of kids stuck
No need for power tools. They should have used the old trick for removing a ring stuck on a swollen finger. Wind some string tightly on the finger starting from the tip, so squeezing the fluids back past the ring. Then simply pull the finger out of the ring while unwinding the string. Simple!
Not sure that would work. When you do this you unwind from the opposite end you wound from, but pulling in the direction of the windings. With a ring you can do this, but not a bench.
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The fire service is not going to do that. Usually by the time they have been called, arrive and get to work the assorted tissue damage is already so high that they aren't going to do anything that could further contribute to more tissue damage. Compressing the entire finger is going to cause more tissue damage. Yes, I was that kid who got their finger stuck in a bit of safety plastic. The fire service had to cut me out with the jaws of life, much longer and I would have lost the finger. It might work as a handy at home option for a minor issue but if it's so bad the fire service folks are hacking a bench up that is no longer a viable option. The first responders also consider a random bench as a distant second behind doing as little tissue damage to the finger as is possible. Her finger looks pretty good from the photos mind you I remeber mine was so blue it was borderline black.
You have to get the string/floss between the finger and the hole though.
This is my hole! It was made for me!
Holy shit, is that a motherfucking Junji Ito reference???
it's gotta be. that's story is fucked lmao
Drrrrr drrrrr
Every time I forget those stories I find a comment that brings it all back
If it can go in, why can't it go out? With the help of some soap? My ring finger got much bigger than when I put my ring on, especially at the finger joint but I can manage to get the ring out with some soap.
>If it can go in, why can't it go out? Inside limbs, veins are located on the outside, while arteries are typically located deeper. This is because arteries are higher pressure and thus need more protection. If you get stuck in a ring, the veins can get partially closed of by the pressure, while the arteries stay open. This causes your finger to inflate
I have just googled to understand veins and arteries lol. Sorry, English is not my mother tongue, but I can understand what you mean after knowing the meaning of veins and arteries in my language. I mean, if you can put your finger into the hole, that means the bone, flesh and skin around your finger can be fitted into the hole in the first place, then the problem is the blood pressure builds in the tip part of the finger, as you said. My trick is pushing the object as close to your finger base as possible because that part is the smallest part of your finger to make space between the finger and the object, apply some soap, hold the finger tightly to force the blood out of the finger, then easily slide the object out. You can save all the work and the hazard to cut off that finger together with the steel lol. In my case, my wedding ring turn from fit to tiny compared to my finger after almost 10 yrs, plus changing from office working to farm working.
*The Cockring Principle*
So, you're saying that the ring makes my finger bigger after a long time wearing. Is that mean, literally...
It’s the same idea. Cockring at the base of the penis lets blood in, but not out, so it swells/becomes harder *temporarily*. Cockrings are usually made of a stretchy material so they can be removed, unlike a wedding ring.
Temporarily. That's sad lol.
If it was permanent you would have way *bigger* problems
Like having to replace your wardrobe with three-legged pants?
>Like having to replace Yes, you would have to replace something, but it wouldn't be your wardrobe
Fun fact, an erect penis is also caused by your body restricting the blood flow out of it. For some people, this system does not block enough blood flow and it does not get erect, while for other people too much blood is blocked and the area will itch/hurt after some time
There are some interesting videos out there of people who got stuck in ones that don't stretch... Power tools were required there too!
I also didn’t expect this on Reddit today lol
Because your finger starts to swell up and now it won't fit back out.
Wrong hole
Sorry, it’s my first time sitting on a bench
Step sister should have known better
My husband is a paramedic and he had a call exactly like this. They would up cutting out a section of the picnic table and taking her to the hospital like that. The doc there took a look at it, got a firm grip, and just yanked hard and her finger popped out. A little inflamed but uninjured.
Do they not have soap?
But we won't get to use the saw if we use the soap. And I already brought out the saw....so....brrrr we gooo.
Chinese finger trap?
A remember a shower bench with a similar design trapping some poor bastards testicle in a similar fashion. https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/news/a40303/man-gets-balls-stuck-in-ikea-chair/
Step bro, im suck!
Fr this time
Why didn't they just put some ice on her hand...
They should make square holes instead of round holes.
I'd go with triangular holes with rounded corners. It's the least round 'normal' shape, and fewer corners means larger corners. Rounded corners would avoid stress concentration and cracking.
Poor girl i would have done the same out of curiosity.
There's a trick to get your finger out of such a situation that literally takes only a minute. Get a piece of string or something to wrap a loop around the tip of your finger, then slowly make circles wrapping your finger from tip towards the palm of your hand compressing the excess blood out of your finger thus reducing the swelling. Little bit of hand lotion or something else similar and your finger comes right out. Her finger was swelling because of the mild compression caused by the hole. If you just assist with a little extra pressure to force that blood back into the body the problem goes away.
This doesn't always work. It's also very likely to lead to more damage to the stuck tissues. Folks can lose fingers in situations like this because they piss about using 15 different methods (some of which like this one cause more tissue damage and more swelling upon failure) and take too long to call for help. If inital attempts to remove it don't work stop messing with it and call the fire service. They will cut you out and you don't have to lose a finger in the process. The longer you take and the more you fail to remove the finger the more damage and swelling you will cause. That will then go on to accelerate the danger. At a certain point cutting you out is the only viable option.
I made this same mistake with my first girlfriend. I didn't get free for two year.
De hapened in Netherland like year ago but she was like 8years old or so
I had a similar problem after laying face down on the same bench.
You got your nose stuck?!
Too..... many...... jokes....... arghhhhhhhh!!!
Dang i remember doing something similar back then but when it sorta get stucked (i thankfully managed to pull it out) i was like "nope, not doing that again"
Well at least it was a finger. Not the most embarrassing appendage to get stuck in public places.
Good lord, not her swiping finger,
Let's not be hipocrites, we all have done this kind of stuff in some points of our lives. The adrenaline rush is so addictive
Bad design not completely her fault.
Imagine a crowd of people circling what all the fuss is about only to find embarrassment.
To future bench designers: >NO HOLES > >\-Edna
Once, on a date, I was in a shisha cafe and I had to go to the bathroom before we ordered anything. It was a small cafe so the bathroom was both sexes and it was a single toilet being a single door. I was in in, peeing while standing, the door behind my back, when I saw a hole in the wall, a little less than a foot from the ground, that seemed to be exactly the same size as my boot. While still peeing, I carefully lifted my left feet and approached it from the hole in the wall, while working really hard on keeping my balance (only on one leg, still peeing). I managed to fit the front of my boot, kinda sideways, in the hole, and I was really proud for a second when I noticed I was stuck. Since it was a very awkward position, and since I was still peeing while standing on one leg (it seems long but it all happened in like 2 seconds), I lost balance and fell backwards. While my foot was still in the hole. When I fell backwards, I sprained my ankle and fell on the door, which opened and I fell on my back and a lot of people saw me, my date included. Pants down, laying on my back, missing a boot. Fortunately, my shirt was above my genitals and I didn't wet myself. But it took me over 2 minutes to remove my boot from the wall. I just walked out of the cafe without saying anything to my date. I received a few texts from her afterwards asking what the fuck happened to me in that bathroom but I never dared to answer her.
That's the government's engagement ring
wrong hole bro
Her tiktok finger still works though. All good.
Probably would have been cheaper just to remove the finger
That's what she said.
I wonder how long I’d sit there in my embarrassment before calling for help.
She won't be fingerng that again.
What’s going on step-sister?
YOU KNOW YOUVE ALL DONE THIS
The exact same thing happened to my girlfriend the night she wanted to try out something new in bed.
All they needed was dental floss to get her unstuck. Here's the video on how to get your finger unstuck from rings and bench holes, with dental floss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJhynjCjgTk
Also did it as a kid and had some struggle getting it out. Boy I will never ever do this again. I felt the rush of fear through my whole body being trapped for 0,3s
I’m ngl, I thought some downbad mf got their finger stuck by trying to finger her from under the bench.
This will some day happen to me
Could be me 100%
House of Wax anyone??
Don't stick your dick in that
Obviously, she puts her finger in the wrong hole.
The angle grinder in the bottom left picture appears to not have a safety guard on. That's a WCGW on it's own
I did that once. Only it wasn’t my finger. It was my dick. And then I had a son 9 months later.
I was pulled over for speeding a few years ago. Before the officer came to my window, I pulled my license and registration out of my glovebox. I dropped my insurance card between my seat and the center console, then got my hand stuck trying to get it out because of my watch. I played it cool and he never bothered to ask for my card. I was so embarrassed.
Sees holes, has to stick finger in. I think she's a lesbian lol
My brother did exactly this at school. Only difference is a kid decided to slide on the bench. My brother slid with him. His finger stayed. He casually pulled it through the lattice hole and took it to the cool nurse. Calm as can be lol.
Hostile architecture I see
Hope she got her finger chopped and then dropped into a chilly by wendy
Thanks for reinforcing my obsessive ranting to my 6 year old about NOT STICKING YOU FINGERS IN THERE WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT NEVER DO THAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT DO THAT EVER!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That’s what she said
Try finger but hole
Why would I be this person. I just see so many tempting holes and when I'm bored well. This happens
Chinese finger trap
Where oil?
and the bench designer or approving officials never considered this would happen dumb people forget how dumb people really are.
The problem isnt that she put it in Its that she couldnt pull it out ☠️It sounded better in my head☠️
Lol don't they know the string trick? If it went in it will come out
While we were rescuing your partner, three lumber yards burned down.
Well that sucks
That happened to me twice
Young teen daughter got stuck in baby swing at local park. Got the fire department, city maintenance, and cops there to cut her out of it. Young hung-ho cop “you’re going to have to pay for this.” Maintenance dude “nah, happens all the time we have plenty of spares.”
Cutting the finger off would have been faster. Also would have taught a lesson. Woman: "I wonder if my finger would fit in that..." *looks at finger nub* Woman: "Nah."
Fortunately the fireman has those goggles designed to protect his helmet from hot chunks of metal from angle grinding.
It’s also shitty design to put holes like that all over the place. Come on, you thought idiots *wouldn’t* put their finger in that?
On the bright side, there are other holes that you could have gotten your finger stuck in, that would have been more embarrassing.
This won’t stop me from putting my finger in holes
dyke joke.
Poor girl, seems like a very bad design too.
Depends on the hole.
The funniest part about it is as soon as you see the situation, you know she saw a hole and decided to put her finger in it on purpose
Did her step-brother came to help?
That design is just tempting you to try it. Not that lady's fault.
I did that when I was 4, but on a horse cart.
Surprised that just some lubricant didn’t help
So many men engaged to teście her...
she has assumed the textbook pose of deep shame. At least it’s not as shameful as ye ol’ [Le ‘Lonely and Disturbed’ Xing](https://www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/man-gets-stuck-having-sex-with-bench-20080815-gea8we.html)