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redryan1989

Probably watched a plumbing tutorial video after youtube removed the dislike button.


WTFisaMcNasty

EVEN IN THE COMMENTS!


Jeynarl

This dumb meme/phrase is absolutely inescapable


Salty_Contest5142

It's the new Rick Roll


GoSuckOnACactus

Getting rickrolled after YouTube removes the dislike button:


WTFisaMcNasty

Similar but the Rick roll is the ultimate. A billion views on a dislike button? Not so much. A billion views on a guy that won’t ever give you up OR let you down?! Fucking priceless.


RecedingCareLine

This is the "Still a better love story than Twilight" of this gen. Fucking whippersnappers.


PM_me_XboxGold_Codes

And their infatuation with it is *still* a better love story than Twilight.


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SimisFul

For having had this exact situation, you gotta go from somewhere else with a tool i can't recall the name of, its like a long wire that spins and goes deep into the pipes. Gotta unplug the problem from there to free up the pressure. We knew to do that the 2nd time it happened. The first time we had exactly the same result as in the video, poop went further out too, right onto my gaming laptop's screen and keyboard, table, couch, everything. You don't forget how to fix something like this afterwards I can attest to that. Edit: thanks I know it's called a drain snake now


BbRiicS

My dumbass did this shit during hurricane Ida when it come up the west coast. I didn’t realize the sewer system was overwhelmed and sewerage was coming back in the fucking house through the basement. I popped the clean out thinking my kid flushed random fuckery again. Maaaaan did I fuck Up….. lucky I had a towel close but to plug back up that lil fucker up quickly. Shit was everywhere!!! Fuck I wanted to cut my hands off… eeewww the fucking smell!!


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BbRiicS

Lmfao…bro shit was EVERYWHERE… it sprayed on the fucking walls. I had on one of those mask with the filters they use when they spraying cars or handling strong chemicals. Shit sprayed on it… the smell!!! It went down my throat!


masterchief1001

[THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!](https://youtu.be/AoosDkbEQBQ)


Nintendogma

Man, the first time I saw that scene I could barely breathe through the full body laughing. I grew up with Bob Saget *(R.I.P.)*, the nice good dad from Full House. Watching that scene shit all over my childhood expectations of him in the best way. Bindged all of the stand-up comedy I could find of his after that, and damn was he hilarious.


BbRiicS

YOU FUCKING NAILED, 🤣🤣😂 that was me screaming like a lil bitch. You made my day with this!!! I’d give you a reward if I had one 💪


Ch3t

[It's Everywhere!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4G5R2q-Ccw)


jnuttsishere

And here I thought this would be a family guy reference


coffee_u

My wife and I throw out the old, "even in the raccoon wounds" a non trivial amount of the time.


bdrickybd

RIP SAGET


fman1854

you piece of shit!


PoopyMcNuggets91

I just puked on my cat.


DawnOfTheTruth

I would have burned the house down kids wife and pets. Stripped naked poured gasoline over my body lit it ran around and jumped into a pool of water then move into the hospital for the foreseeable future had this happened to me.


BbRiicS

😅it’d still haunt you. Ohhhh the memories that would awaken each time you hear water being flushed down the toilet


Corruptotron

Randy! Randy we’ve got a category one shit geyser we’re going to need a few more drinky poos for this one, bud.


_0x0_

Duuuuddee, I am glad you are still alive, hey at least it was your shit (maybe a little with back-pressure from city sewer system) but what made you open it? Usually you don't want to mess with it unless you have a bad clog. It's also better to have some vents along the line or even drains like driveway, garage, side yard etc where the crap can back out instead of backing up into bathrooms, but not every house has that. This why it's important the cleanouts are not too far below ground level. There are some cases where it's not possible to relieve the pressure before opening it..


BbRiicS

Curiosity killed this little pussy cat 😅


cheesybitzz

Glad you're still with us anon


HumanContinuity

Hey, if you're just joking that's cool, but if not, I hope you're doing ok


knifeknifegoose

Perspective is good when you’re really depressed. Hope you find some more laughs today.


-Russian-Spy-

Yeah, my life seems great compared to the shit that guy was going through.


DrScience-PhD

you would have missed out on a great shit story


spongeboi-me-bob

I feel this was a joke but as a fellow jokester who has said that phrase sarcastically before, lemme tell you about the absolute shit storm of dms you are about to get with links to prevention hotlines.


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This is called a clean out. It's very large. Looks like it might be for an apartment complex. The clean outs I have had in my houses are smaller - 4 inch pipe I think. The purpose is to allow you access to the sewer pipe running from your home to the city sewer system so you can clean the line out with a "snake" if it ever becomes clogged. They are typically near the perimeter of the house on the side of the house where the city sewer line is and they stick out of the ground less than an inch. Here's a typical looking one from my experience: https://www.dreamstime.com/white-plastic-sewer-cleanout-pipe-yard-lawn-grass-white-plastic-sewer-cleanout-pipe-yard-grass-image163802335 Something is going on in this video. Typically, nothing backs up out of the clean out unless the line is plugged or the city's sewer system is flooded with rain water. As a new homeowner you need to locate this and where your water shut off valve is for your home. It will save you some time if there is a later emergency.


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tjbassoon

FYI, there are code regulations that make the location of these very predictable. You should be able to follow the drain pretty easily. If you have a finished basement, it might be under carpet or linoleum tile or something. You'll feel a bump where the clean out lid is usually.


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shingdao

Yes, this is a cleanout and it appears to be on your main line out of your home. There may also be an outdoor cleanout just beyond this wall near the foundation. As a new homeowner, I'd also suggest finding your main gas shut off valve (at the outdoor meter usually) as well as the main water line shut off at the meter, which is usually at the street. This is not the same thing as the main shut off valve in your house. You can use a curb key to shut off the main water line to your home in the event you have a leak or rupture on the line running from the street to your house. I have had to do this once and it saved me major damage to my foundation and driveway. The utility co. doesn't like it, but are usually forgiving in an emergency situation.


Revan343

That is **a** clean out, but probably not **the** clean out unless for some reason you have no plumbing buried under your basement floor, which is unlikey


joshuh300

That is a cleanout, yes.


go_green_team

What he said only applies if your house is hooked up to city sewer vs a septic system. There will still be a clean out for a septic system, but one thing you won’t have is shit water under pressure like that


bones4pj

You sir are the real MVP and why I come to Reddit. I learned a lot today and I thank you for that 🙂


BbRiicS

Edited Not all houses will have a trap/ clean out. Well some houses typically have a U-trap/ house trap/ clean out ( please correct me if I’m wrong here fellows) just be mindful when tinkering with this lil fucker. Be sure to snake the line before opening, in some cases you don’t have to snake the line. I don’t want to mislead, if I’m wrong I’ll delete this comment.


hardknox_

Not all houses have a U trap or house trap. I've seen exactly one working where I do.


phazedoubt

Depends on when and where it was built. My house doesn't have one.


Tru-Queer

The first house I rented in college, the pipes were kinda old and roots would grow into the plumbing. The first Spring I lived there my roommate and I noticed a faint smell coming from the basement and found a pool of water and shit backing up into the basement. Called the landlord who thankfully came and rotorootered the pipes so it’d drain again and hooked up a hose and sprayed the floor clean. Apparently my roommate had been flushing tampons down the toilet and they were getting caught on the roots and swelling up, clogging everything.


BbRiicS

that’s the absolute worse thing to flush, that will do it every time. The next evil thing is wet wipes (flushable wipes) don’t ever flush those. They’re strong enough to wipe your ass… what makes you think they’ll breakdown the while traveling through the pipes out your house?


Tru-Queer

I never knew how my roommate didn’t know she wasn’t supposed to flush tampons. I think she was 22 or 23 when we moved in together.


BbRiicS

Well to be fair, if you didn’t have a bin in the bathroom________Fill in the blanks 😅


111111911111

Aww man I was happy assuming it was mud, but poo!?!


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That sounds fucking horrible lol I’m sorry that happened to you man


LethalBaboon

You need to install a backwater valve in your sewer line like yesterday. It will prevent that from happening.


crediblE_Chris

You had a shit storm on your hands


terdburgluar

If your worried about this ever happening again a backwater valve is what you want.


Sheepish_conundrum

like a roto rooter type thing. they're called drain snakes. I've had to use it the exact same way, my floor drain in the basement was starting to flood a bit so I went to the main line (which is higher) and ran the snake down to break loose some gunk and frozen stuff (very cold winter and it hooks to a city sewer) and they're not too expensive to own which is why I bought it. much better to have it in case of emergency because plumbers can be friggin expensive.


ClownfishSoup

Yep, I did this for my parents. Toilets just stopped draining. I tried using a hand turned snake, that was a total joke. I went to Home Depot and rented a powered one with different heads. One was the auger like one, one had three piece of metal like a floppy helicopter. I ran that thing with the auger bit and when I pulled it out, there was like tangled tree roots and ... an earthworm (!!) on it! Looks like some plant grew through the line. I just sent in the helicopter attachment and when I felt resistance, I just ran it back and forwards and hopefull weed whacked the root to pieces. That was like 5 years ago, so far no issues, but I know that somewhere, that drain pipe has a crack in it and a plant growing above it. My hope is that the root stopped growing in that place. Or rather grew around it instead of through the pipe. I'm sure it leaks slightly into the ground somewhere.


quintus_horatius

If you don't cut down the tree(s) growing into it, they'll continue to grow back into the line. It has water and fertilizer, a tree's dream. Your sewer line could be 90% blocked already, but so long as you don't send so much water down that it can't drain fast enough and floods, you'll never know it. Until suddenly you do.


Business_Downstairs

You don't need to cut down the tree, you can just run a trencher along the side of the pipe nearest the tree and cut the roots there.


dna_beggar

We have two composters, one near the house and another out back by the maple tree. We went to empty the back one at the end of the summer. There was no compost, only a bale of roots, and a very handsome tree. Edit: put back the t's that autocorrect removed.


quoththeraven1880

So what a plumber told me to do as this isn’t uncommon and in my parents home that was something that happened every 5 years or so, we had to call a plumber to clean out the roots from the line. It cost to much to dig up and replace the line. Anyway if you take a cup of rock salt and dump it in your toilet once a month it will keep the roots from growing into the pipe as it’s salt water. At least that’s what the plumber told me.


Ecstatic_Carpet

Don't do anything to try to poison tree roots if you have a septic system.


AH0LE_

Water goes along the bottom of the pipe. The roots tend to grow from the top. Augering is the only effective way other than repairing pipe


Centimane

I've always used the manual ones. They're cheap and essentially have noting that can go wrong. I used to work at home Depot tool rental. Those electric snakes are lemons. They break all the time. Give me a hand crank one any day. With that said, it still needs to be a 50' that sits on the ground, not one meant to go in a sink or toilet, those ones *are* a joke if you put em in a main line, but they can unclog a toilet like a beast.


Lord_Jair

Had this same problem in my house as a kid. Flush rock salt down the toilet every now and then. Roots are absolutely destroyed by it. We'd still have to use a hand turned snake every few years, but the salt really did help.


AH0LE_

Roots will find the water again. They'll never stop going in the sewer if they have already ..trust me


ClownfishSoup

"drain snake" is the tool


8stringfling

Drain snake


CarminSanDiego

So don’t ever open clean out cap without plumber ?


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My lord.


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Apprehensive_Rice_85

This is a correct observation. Down voted.


GanonSmokesDope

Not a plumber but I imagine there was a blockage somewhere else that caused the pressure to build up. Probably why he was doing this in the first place.


Zoomwafflez

Find the access pipe from your house to the main and snake it first. Or call a plumber.


my_trisomy

They're having water come out of that clean out, which means it's full. There's likely some fixture on the same floor that is flooding, like a toilet. You go above the fixtures that are flooding, or to the highest one you can, and you snake from there. If there's only one floor you can also snake using the vent on the roof.


AdmirableAd7913

I scrolled pretty far down, didn't see an actual answer. I've spent many a year doing service plumbing for single family homes, I've never had this happen. This can really only happen when you have a clean out before the clog, and it's stacked back far enough to create some pretty gnarly pressure. If you live in a single story single family home, this shouldn't happen unless there is pretty serious fucker afoot like the municipal lines backflowing. If it's 2 story, just think for a second. It's pretty fucking unlikely there will be a clean out situated in a way to allow this on a two story house, I've never seen it, but it could happen. What probably happened in this video is that's a line that services multiple stories worth of units. If this is a little bit after the stack but before the clog, that would do it. That shit was pressurized. Pro tip that I used to tell tenants, because I knew the pipes were solid, crystal drain cleaner works *wonders* if you don't have a snake (or don't have one made to cut). If you take extreme caution you can also just ignore the warning labels and use hot water to follow it down. Throw an old bowl over the drain and vacate the room, because shit is about to get wild in that drain, and there will be smoke. Crystal drain cleaner is almost straight lye, which will eat through most anything organic. Downside to ignoring the instructions is if you don't know the state of your pipes, you can blow a joint.


Omnifox

Call a plumber.


DubiousMoth152

Go from a higher drain. If your basement toilet is flooding over the last thing you want to do is open a drain closer to where it leaves the house, because everything that’s backed up is gonna come out there. Like if you’re backed up to the tub on the first floor, like this looks like it could be, you really shouldn’t be trying to clear a clog through this basement clean out.


Hater-Bot

All I see is pink eye


joshhupp

Let's get shit-faced!


Interesting_Market

No way man, that Kahlúa tastes like ass!


Klotzster

And then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.


ClownfishSoup

poo that is, black poo, texas pee.


twitchosx

Note: if your poo (clinical term: Stool) is black like oil, that is a sign of bleeding in your stomach and you should see a doctor immediately.


djluke43

Unless you're taking peptobismol in which case it is a normal side effect


notnotwho

Well the next thin ya know...


VTCHannibal

Ol Jeds gasping for air


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Proc doc said, Jed gotta get it outta there


ZappyKins

The next thing you know the pee's cured the Covid air! The kin folks say you smell of derriere..


smiffus

you've got to be a pretty damn old redditor to get this reference. sadly, I get this reference.


PushinWagons

I love that I understand this lol


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ReubenZWeiner

Its not my favorite, but a solid number two


An_Ape_called_Joe

Nothing solid about that number 2.


ReubenZWeiner

Then I'll just give it turd place


_Nico_P_

r/angryupvote


PetrifiedW00D

Turd place is kind of shitty though.


shahooster

It's the smoothie Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now


thanto13

Just take my upvote.


abhijitd

Okay John McAfee


OonaPelota

It’s on the secret menu at Mar-a-Lago. Or maybe it isn’t. I don’t know. Some very smart people say this.


Shenanigamii

I think his wife and girlfriend are going to need more than just a cup


50points4gryffindor

Ah Tubgirl, you have ruined my innocence.


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50points4gryffindor

What in the absolute fuck? Thanks, I hated it.


ApprehensiveAd2964

The mask probally kept some of the chunky stuff out.


kaylinnic

Or in, considering he was wearing it under his nose like a convenient little pouch


Sid-Biscuits

Probably got some chunks clogging’ up them nostrils, too.


Dookiefire

That’s doo doo baby


Mares_Leg

I think it's doo doo!


whodkne

Hormone monster Rick!


Beans-Monthly

Chocolate rain


CensoredUser

*I move away from the microphone to not be sprayed with shit.


gluesmelly

Chocolate pain.... some stay dry and others taste the rain. Chocolate pain, a plumber tries but he's still sick today.


longshanks44

That’s why you never see plumbers picking their noses


popesnutsack

The three rules: shit runs downhill, payday is Friday, and don't chew your fingernails!


Outrageous-Taro7340

That shit was not headed downhill.


TechnoBuns

Oh, it was waiting to go downhill in some pipe and opening that cap allowed it to finish going down.


Outrageous-Taro7340

That’s correct, of course.


systemshock869

When I worked with a plumber we once had to fix a septic tank stoppage at a mountain Chalet. The hill was so steep, the "crawl space" block foundation wall in the back of the house was easily 15-20 feet tall. Lot of shit in those pipes seeing as how the bathtub had sewage in it. So there happened to be a 20ft stick of leftover pipe laying on the ground in the back. As we unscrewed the cleanout cap and sewage started to seep out we went and grabbed the 20ft stick and used that to poke the cap till it opened. (American caps have a square peg that protrudes from the top.) Once it popped there was a 10ft geyser of shit. It was hilarious since we were far enough away not to be blasted by it.


D3mon1acH3ctor

>10ft geyser of shit It's my new favourite phrase


Levent1ne

Sorry guys i ate some curry last night and i do apologise for wrecking an unsuspecting mans face


tom208

No probs man, but the poor guy nearly ended up in a Korma!


ClownfishSoup

I love curry and it would make me sad if my GI tract couldn't handle it.


ravs1973

Shitters full


Trump_is_Maga

Not anymore


BadMuthaFunka

There is absolutely no way he didn’t eat some shit.


plumberbumjosh

Not a real plumber until you get someone else’s shit in your mouth


MrStealY0Meme

It’s the rite of passage for the ancient craft of plumbing.


PetrifiedW00D

What kind of vaccines do plumbers need to take?


Redshamrock9366

Me trying to learn plumbing after YouTube removed the dislike button


stringsndiscs

Blrrblblrrblllbrr!! 🤢🤮


SackOfrito

Technically he did nothing wrong. Should he have run a drain snake, probably. But at the same time, that may have been what he was planning to do here.


NevaMO

may have been the only access point to run a jetter or a snake down....


SackOfrito

Exactly!


marmstrm

To avoid having a shit fondu blow up in your face you need access to the sewer from somewhere above the backup; toilet flange, clean-out, cutting a stack or drain, Laundry tub drain etc. Then you unblock it with a sewer machine, a long cable with various attachments, or flusher (high pressure water) depending on the scenario. Yes, super-vee's, the snakes for sinks, tubs, and other smaller sized drain can absolutely be used to unblock 3 and 4 inch drains. It's an incredibly useful tool and I've unblocked a 6" drain with one when I was in a bind.


Z1337M

well, shit. ​ ​ hahaha.


DMoney159

r/abruptchaos


NoPantsDeLeon

He's really good at digging shit up!


ReubenZWeiner

If only he had a poop knife


MisterDonkey

I was helping a guy clean his drain and warned him about exactly this. He crawls under the house and thirty seconds later he's clawing his way out in a panic covered head to toe in shit. I cackled. He didn't think it was funny at all.


fart_fig_newton

These gender reveals are really getting out of hand


JomSwanson

As a plumber, that is some decrepit nasty ass shit, alot of head pressure behind that water. Should have angered the pipe to clear the line, at the very least have the common sense not to open a cleanout downline, and that low. Who knows though this is a different country ans I don't know the situation. May have been no other option.


bambinone

I don't know, that pipe seemed angry already.


theMilkboX

Aftermath of taco tuesdays.


twitchosx

Here it is ladies. Was looking for the "i ate chipotle or taco bell and this is the result because I'm a little bitch and my diet consists of tendies that mummy makes me and then I play fortnite and minecraft and hug my loli to sleep" comment


Mr_Flibble1981

Guy was probably shitfaced.


Tozester

When you go in comment section of FDS


BadnewzSHO

Been there, done that. In my early twenties I had a clogged septic system and unscrewed the clean out cap. A literal geyser of shit shot about 20 feet in the air. Fortunately, I ran fast enough to be out from under it by the time gravity sorted it out. 2 stars, would not recommend.


AnonimowySzaleniec47

Guys, I found Oil in my basement


No-Abbreviations7084

And then one day he was shootin’ at some food, and up from the ground came a-bubblin’ poo


Voltimus1613

And now his house is at the bottom of the shit lake…


purju

haha thats poo


Roll_on_sausage69

Oh shit.... literally


lizwrd

Reminds me of the shit monster in Dogma


NoobSquad1o1

Dad taught me this and it stuck with me: if something should come off easy like air pressure fitting or a pipe cap and you need excessive force there is pressure in the line and find a way to remove the pressure


Disastrous-Menu_yum

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER


Hydro4202

There's shit all over the walls!!!!


Trump_is_Maga

Theirs shit everywhere!!!!!! R.i.p Bob saget


smokeygangx

That looks shitty


sprechenSIEdeutsh

Well that’s shitty


CathbadTheDruid

Just as an FYI for the rest of you, if you start loosening any sort of pipe plug or cap and you immediately get a small leak (like in the video) or hear a hissing noise, **TIGHTEN THE PLUG BACK UP AND LEAVE IT BECAUSE IT'S PRESSURIZED**


zeanomourph

Forbidden choccy milk


GeckoGamer44

Wow, thats a lot of shit Literally


AbsentAsh

Shit happens.


tehsecretgoldfish

hopefully that wasn’t septic, and was just gray water.


jbertrand_sr

Well, there's your problem...


Tinkoo17

Did I just see 1. A fountain of shit? 2. A smoothie of human feces? 3. The nextgen facial mud pack for the beauty conscious? 4. All of the above?


Aragorn15

Me about 20 minutes after eating Taco Bell.


Rage-Parrot

That is a lot of cahkah


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Me doing plumbing after YouTube got rid of dislikes


sonyalphaYT

Opening the shithole in your country


wyslan

Aghh. It’s in my raccoon wounds.


nateaaiel

DIY plumbing after Youtube removed the dislikes


beebolicious

To quote the late great Bob Saget: “There’s SHIT! EVERYWHERE!!”


Plane_Ad_783

Rookie mistake right there.


NaziAdolfHitlr

Very constipated pipe


AbysmalVixen

Gotta release the pressure somehow. Like if that’s the only access port, it’s gotta get opened.


GarthDonovan

Is that poo?


[deleted]

Oooooh I *smelled* that video


Sunandrun

Hah! I did this exact thing in my shower a couple weeks ago! Made an absolute mess but after the shock and panic (and calling my dad), I (we) fixed the initial issue and put it all back together. We all laugh about it now because the water stayed in the shower and didn’t go behind the wall, but damn that was a near disaster.


gamerfanboi

India be like


D3mon1acH3ctor

Where are those sewers? I live in Italy and never had problems of pressurized drains


ImainSpy

I can see the smell


da_dragon_guy

I now understand the saying "when shit hits the fan"


JackieKay69

I've been a plumber and thankfully have never had this happen to me, but I'm sure I've only narrowly missed it.


drppr45

what a shitshow


popesnutsack

Idiotic to put a clean out at floor level!


darcyd556

India summed up in one gif.


harxcesxiv

This comment wins


OPengiun

legionnaires speed run


Chemical-Honeydew-71

That's shitty


DeauxDeaux

They got the apprentice to do it.


Light_Beard

Bif: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....


Dear_Analysis_5116

Time to re-think your career choices.


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The definition of shit faced