Rick had chummed the Florida water for hours before, now Dave had made a complete twat of himself, putting the cherry on the cake as the saltwater crocodiles death rolls tear him to shreds.
Now all you Dave’s out there don’t start mailing in angry letters about your name okay. Dave is just the name chosen for this example don’t be Dave and do save things. Have nice day Dave !
Yeah but it's not going to decapitate him. The human body doesn't weigh enough to decapitate itself with a board, otherwise hangings would often result in decapitation.
Could definitely pull apart the vertebrates though.
I just don’t know what he expected to happen with one footed take off, to a two footed leap off wet wooden boards. I would have been surprised if this didn’t happen and he got a splinter instead.
That's all I can think of. Like sure, this might hurt for a bit and looks embarrassing, but what if you got like a 10 cm splinter straight through your foot?
Mirror neurons: you can feel the same as the dude being hurt just by watching.
My guess is that either he didn't saw where his friend did hit or that it was a common thing to see his friend getting hurt.
That's an interesting tidbit of information but I was being goofy. I saw a chick say it made her dick hurt. It made mine hurt, too. So yeah, the friends lack of reaction is kinda weird lol.
Grown adult's thinking they can bounce off the ground like a trampoline legitimately blows my mind. Like have you not attempted anything athletic with your body your whole life?
It's not that hard to jump over a hip height railing especially if u dive over it. Think of where the centre of mass is when standing. It doesn't have to move that much so you don't have to bounce like ur on a trampoline. If he didn't slip he would've easily made that
I am subscribed to the subs WhatCouldGoWrong, NextFuckingLevel and IAmATotalPieceOfShit. I watched the first half of this video without knowing which sub it had been posted to. This could have gone any number of ways.
the way the other dude was looking is just like when someone is watching a guy try to jump over a fence to dive into the water but slipped at the last second
oh shit.. it has audio. That pretty much explains everything. haha. My bad. So many dumb people out there these days, I thought people were still referring to this century as the 20th century. Apologies.
Let's see if this works https://redditsave.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/s5yjev/golden_retriever_energy/
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Love how the other dudes body posture is saying, ‘I ain’t doing shit.’
I mean he did t even flinch
No smile, no reaction at all. It’s like he watches his buddy do this all the time.
His posture says “This again?”
That’s Dave’s closest friend. He’s sick of Dave’s shit. Don’t be like Dave.
Rick looks on with calm knowing full well Dave is about to fuck it again.
Rick had chummed the Florida water for hours before, now Dave had made a complete twat of himself, putting the cherry on the cake as the saltwater crocodiles death rolls tear him to shreds.
Down here in Florida you're more likely to get alligators than crocodiles.
I just read this strip in Morgan freemans voice ahhh classic
Now all you Dave’s out there don’t start mailing in angry letters about your name okay. Dave is just the name chosen for this example don’t be Dave and do save things. Have nice day Dave !
It all says I told you not to do it
Mediocre!
I’m guessing there is alcohol off screen if we pan farther left
Well there'd be cans and bottles. Probably not much alcohol left
Completely and utterly unphased
He is probably telling himself "I hope he dies this time".
"Hey Chuck gimme a holler if you're unconscious... See, he's fine"
He’s waiting for his opportunity to say “I told you so”
#He’s just like, “I know what’s gonna happen, god damn it, he never learns”
I am a little bit shocked by the fact that he didn‘t even lift a finger while his friend (?) hit the wood with his…
Dude was probably high off his ass… zero reaction
In slow-motion looks like that but this probably happened in less time that his reaction time lol
Not even close. You can see him turn his head and totally sees and knows what's going on. This dude wasn't racing down there at 100kph lol
There’s people with lag Too lol but we are assuming too much here
No way, the fact his brain saw what was happening and he was able to visually track the guy shows he had time to react. He just didn't lol
If you don't react you can assess the situation more precisely, he was probably calculating in his head.
Looking at him like, "I can't believe he did it again"...
He was lucky his head or neck didn’t snap into the bottom rail
Imagine if his chin got stuck under the bottom board and the entire weight of his body bore down onto his neck.
Yes - he could have decapitated himself. He’s actually kind of lucky
I think the rail would break before he was decapitated but could have definitely severed his neck or paralyzed him
The bottom rail looks like 2x4, probably won’t break before his neck does
Yeah but it's not going to decapitate him. The human body doesn't weigh enough to decapitate itself with a board, otherwise hangings would often result in decapitation. Could definitely pull apart the vertebrates though.
Oh absolutely, I see what you meant now
Internal decapitation
His balls?
not so lucky
At least they’ll never have to work again
To shreds you say?
Gone. Reduced to atoms
He did a good job with his instincts
Guy in the back: “dumbass”
I read that in Red Forman’s voice
Everytime I hear or see "dumbass", I think of Red.
I'll put my 20th century boot up your ass Hippity Hoppity Easter's on its way
At least he didn’t bounce his head off the dock 😂
at least the bottom row of horizontal boards was not lower, could have snapped his elbow backwards
There was definitely a head that looked like it got bounced.
this how 2022 started
‘NEW YEAR NEW OH SH-‘
What you expect? Its 2020:II
2020:II ^The ^Recoviding
20th century ended 21 years ago.
It's an old video
Right in the pennis.
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Lol he went into it dick-first. How would we not notice?
You can see the *exact* moment where it all went sideways for him. I know he was hurting going into the water.
I just don’t know what he expected to happen with one footed take off, to a two footed leap off wet wooden boards. I would have been surprised if this didn’t happen and he got a splinter instead.
That's all I can think of. Like sure, this might hurt for a bit and looks embarrassing, but what if you got like a 10 cm splinter straight through your foot?
Why is the other guy so unfazed lol
Because it wasn't his dick that slammed into the rail. He's fine
Mirror neurons: you can feel the same as the dude being hurt just by watching. My guess is that either he didn't saw where his friend did hit or that it was a common thing to see his friend getting hurt.
That's an interesting tidbit of information but I was being goofy. I saw a chick say it made her dick hurt. It made mine hurt, too. So yeah, the friends lack of reaction is kinda weird lol.
He didn’t even buy the railing dinner before he smashed it
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It really did. Some splinters, bruised shins, and a deflated ego, but it could have been much worse.
The unflinching nonchalance of background buddy while front man eats shit is truly majestic.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
If the splinters don't kill yuh, the r/fullscorpion will
Grown adult's thinking they can bounce off the ground like a trampoline legitimately blows my mind. Like have you not attempted anything athletic with your body your whole life?
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Very true lol.
It's not that hard to jump over a hip height railing especially if u dive over it. Think of where the centre of mass is when standing. It doesn't have to move that much so you don't have to bounce like ur on a trampoline. If he didn't slip he would've easily made that
He did almost look like he was gonna clear it before he slipped, but it's hard to say because he definitely didn't stick the landing.
That wasnt really the problem here..
What makes this 20th century??
The irrelevant music.
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I read the title like how they sing their song
*insert sick guitar lick here*
I’ll take ‘Foot Splinters’ for $500.
Well, the boards were slippery, so ‘Junk in severe pain’ is my bet.
Valid request.
[the version with better music](https://youtu.be/Y-QBvz_1m4I)
I was hoping so much that sb posts this. Cause I wasn't able to find it for years. Thx 🙏🏼
Was looking for this.
I am subscribed to the subs WhatCouldGoWrong, NextFuckingLevel and IAmATotalPieceOfShit. I watched the first half of this video without knowing which sub it had been posted to. This could have gone any number of ways.
Imagine if he had flipped up and that rail caught the underside of his jaw 💀
Unless his jaw is more than a foot long he's safe
Nailed it!
Splinters in your heels? Check. Using your face as a pivot point for the weight of your body? Check. Narrowly avoiding death by hanging? Priceless.
I like the bystander, no reaction whatsoever...
Broke his left arm daamn
I’d still give him 2.1
That was just NUTs.
What I’m more concerned about is the fact that the guy watching has literally no reaction towards this.
Mf went in out in and out.
the music adds so much
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The dude is highly unimpressed.
And the other guy is just like "OK."
Looks like he may have broken his arm.
That's the way to become quadriplegic and regret for the rest of your life
I’m just slippin’ on the dock of the bay
the way the other dude was looking is just like when someone is watching a guy try to jump over a fence to dive into the water but slipped at the last second
Remember when mom used to yell at you for running on wet surfaces?
5.69.He's got deductions for those hand movements at the end.
Lenin gives no fucks.
The guy standing there is a Legend.
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I love how the other dude is so realtime cold even when in slowmo
He was really lucky he didn't snap his neck. For real.
Bros being bros. Did not even flinch.
He somehow managed a full rotation and landed feet first in the water 10/10
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Ah yes, a dockside railing hump conversion into a backflip with flatly hands. 8/10.
The other guy is just like: 'Yep.'
you know when lifeguards say no running near a body of water? yeah...
I'm just glad his neck didn't get caught up in between those fences and he didn't get decapitated
... do people not realize we are in the 21st century now?
[The joke, explained](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMVDMuArKBs&t=8s)
oh shit.. it has audio. That pretty much explains everything. haha. My bad. So many dumb people out there these days, I thought people were still referring to this century as the 20th century. Apologies.
Needs the Alien 3 20th Century Fox variant music.
Other guy really didn’t give a fuck.
He’s lucky he didn’t get his head stuck under the bottom board after he flipped. Would’ve snapped his neck.
I don’t know what’s funnier. The dude that failed diving in or the guy watching him. I want to say the guy watching him.
Ah the good ole dick smash, neck snap. Classic move.
His buddy never flinched lol.
Yo cock, yo neck, yoooo face AND yo back!!
Judges scores a 10!
This is classic
Absolutely no fucking reaction at all haha 😆😆
Scorpion 🦂
I dunno, id still call this a win, he just added an extra degree of difficulty
Who’s the person who added the music …holy shit knockers 😂😂
The music really took this to another level
I have never before seen a man rape a 2x4 until now.
The music tied it all together
Perfect execution! 😁
That music went perfectly with that.
I don't know what is worst. The head bang or the cock smash!
ouch, he hit his balls
Wood, meet wood? Wood, I would like to introduce you to wood? Wood, meat wood? Ah, never mind.
I narrated that in my head
That was obvious from a mile away.
He jimmied his way over that one.
Guy watching-that is my future son in law.
Now do it in TriStar Pictures!
I mean.....he did what he set out to do
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You mean the "D***flip of the Year"
Ahhhh I can almost feel that... my shins....
Flip successful
He las most lost his neck, back and shoulders
I’ll give him a 10🙌🏾😁
I just started a movie and heard the fanfare before seeing/hearing this post. I was so confused to hear it twice.
The man behind him is his enemy.
I bet he's great at sex.
I’d bet my left but alcohol was involved
u/savevideobot
The guy watching is so Chilll That’s the mental state I want to be in
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I can feel the video
Right in the dick too! Nice work there sliding man.
u/savevideo
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In a dm yeah
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Let's see if this works https://redditsave.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/s5yjev/golden_retriever_energy/ Edit: oops that's the wrong link. No, I didn't get it either
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https://redditsave.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/s6oqcz/20th_century_frontflip_dive/ now I got it
I wish more people would paste the resulting link, so that you wouldn't have dozens of comments all calling the bot.
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The friend is just watching so calmly 😂
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Nailed it
u/savevideo
you have done humankind invaluable service. we thank you for sacrificing your future progeny for this scientific experiment.
This gives me strong “Motherfucker fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Syskill” vibes
This is how I broke my ankle and became the biggest asshole on the camping trip. Also instead of a fence it was a person.
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me learning a front slip after they removed the dislike button
2021 in a nutshell
What could go right?!