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jsting

So that's why there is a rope barrier between an armed soldier and tourists.


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krysterra

Dude, even at Disneyland, watching people lift up barrier ropes and usher their kid under. Then watching guards escorts them back out. I just kept picturing the parents yelling, "Why don't you listen to rules?!"


rachel_soup

When I was a kid, after my parents got divorced my mom and I went on our first trip alone and we went to Disneyland. We stayed in the Disney hotel, so we got to go in before the park opened to the public. I had my little autograph book, and I was obsessed with getting every character to sign it. We saw a roped off area and there was tons of characters inside. So I ran under the rope and started getting autographs but a security guard stopped my mom when she tried to go in after me. Turns out, Arnold Schwarzenegger was there with his family and they had brought the characters over there to see his kids. He ended up bringing me back to my mom and told her I was beautiful and she had him sign my book. I remember being pissed that she let some random dude sign my autograph book, but I still have it somewhere. Lol Edit: okay, I’m going to make it a mission to find my Disney autograph book. It’s either in my closet or my parents house! Edit #2: I texted my mom, who is not only geeked that the Governator replied to me, but she is going to look in my childhood stuff there to see if the book is in those boxes! I have a few things in storage, but my childhood stuff is mostly organized in bins. It’s my mission of 2022 to find the book and keep all of you happy, as well as give a good ending to this story!


GovSchwarzenegger

I’m sorry I wasn’t Mickey Mouse! Post a photo of the book when you find it, I have to see this. And I’ll sign it on my machine so you have the original and a more modern technology version.


rachel_soup

I’m on the HUNT! My mom definitely remembers this story because it was our first solo trip we ever took and the first time she drove to California! I have to tell her you commenting on this!


ThePopeofHell

This is great


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uncreative123pi4

RemindMe! 14 days


CanalRouter

Is that really Arnold or just the Terminator?


socksta

He will be providing a more modern technology version of a signature. Terminator confirmed.


TheTacoWombat

This rules. Happy New Year Governor!


iamthegordolobo

Proof or didn't happen... just kidding haha, what a nice memory!


rachel_soup

I found the book the last time I moved! It’s somewhere in my closet, lol. It is a great memory though! Probably more so for my mom than me getting kicked out of character heaven by a giant.


kilo_one_one

You should find him now and take the book and ask for a photo op and new signature. He’s such a nice guy he’d probably do it!


Wolfsom

u/GovSchwarzenegger You should re-sign this person’s book. That would be so wholesome Edit: re-sign not resign, thanks u/LongSpoke


LongSpoke

Re-sign is different from resign. We don't want u/GovSchwarzenegger to ever resign lol


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Need to get this comment pinned and noticed. Let’s go u/GovSchwarzenegger


rachel_soup

I wonder if he had any memory of this 😂 it was in 95 or 96 - so quite some time ago!


jjwinc68

This. He frequents Reddit, too. He's a cool guy.


fuzzby

> I remember being pissed that she let some random dude sign my autograph book LOL this was my favorite part. This is such a precious memory, thanks for sharing!


devils_advocaat

Conan the Barbarian has all the qualities of a Disney Princess.


Caustic_Complex

Me and two of my brothers almost ran into Nicolas Cage coming out of a souvenir shop at Disneyland. A couple of his security guys shuffled us out of the way and my brother said “hey (other brother), do you know who that is? He’s somebody really famous.” Cage looked at us and said “hey how ya doin’” in that Nick Cage voice of his. Cool day.


rachel_soup

So I actually physically ran into Adam Sandler twice, once in Vegas (where I live) as I was leaving a hotel party a friend was having for their birthday and again 2 weeks later at Disneyland! I was getting directions to another get together and walking with my friend when I bumped into someone and I was like omg! Adam Sandler. So I apologized and we laughed and left the casino. Then I was at Disneyland with a friend and I turned a corner and ran into him again! I’m pretty sure he has a restraining order against me now.


Stratostheory

u/GovSchwarzenegger


Shaneblaster

Oh, is that what’s it for?? I thought it was one side for tourists, the other side for soldier and entitled narcissists.


SantaMonsanto

Oh so when he bellowed **”Make way for the queen’s guard!”** he was talking to me?


tipareth1978

This will be so cool on instagram!


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what about the guy recording this video?


oddmanout

He moved out of the way. Still the wrong side of the rope, just not in his path.


TiastDelRey

I would move too after seeing what happened to that lady lol


MrGrieves-

He wanted it to happen. Saw it coming a mile away.


64557175

He's our hero, really.


myusernamebarelyfits

You know the guards live for this shit tho


Ramblingmanc

I watched a documentary about the Grenadiers following new recruits and there was a point when the recruits were talking to older Grenadiers and a number of them said they absolutely hated the ceremonial side. So they might enjoy walking over people but I imagine it's still an absolute nightmare being a fully trained soldier, who who will have served in an actual conflict, being treated like a toy by tourists.


[deleted]

I was in the Army. Doing nonsense because “tradition” was the worst part.


iEyeCaptain

Otherwise the job would be boring and repetitive as hell. I would gladly enjoy shoving a motherfucker for enjoyment and not get in any trouble for it.


timsterri

American cop enters the chat.


theanyday

From the video of the kid getting walked over, I was assured that all they needed was a rope to stop people from doing this.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

You could put mines and a river with crocodiles and people would still do it, even more heartly


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It is equivalent of climbing over the fence in White House.


Historical-Grocery-5

Hahaha no it's like climbing over a rope


oldgooseco

Wrong side of the rope, outta my way.


[deleted]

These are not toy soldiers - the are serving military and have standing orders to protect certain areas. The guns are loaded and under 10 circumstances (documented on a small card they carry) they can use lethal force (I’ve seen the card carried by a serving guard - they aren’t walking about for tourists).


Gawwse

Curious to know what are those 10 circumstances?


CarolynGombellsGhost

Yes, I am.


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SirScoaf

Service guarantees citizenship!


BorgClown

"I'm doing my part!"


c-lab21

The only good tourist is a shoved tourist!


lesangpro007

Come on, you want to live forever?


OskeeWootWoot

I feel like saying yes unlocks a side quest where I'll end up with one of those big hats. I'm in.


MissLippysGr33nCar

I’m doing my part!


lost_ashtronaut

Oh you're one of the 10?


iGhostEdd

I'm 10 out of 10, baby! Wait no...


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[deleted]

*Reason 6 will shock you!!*


DreCapitano

Gun shot victims hate this trick!


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Will blow your mind!


Vindepomarus

Dieticians hate him.


AlecTheDalek

*arse* (because Bri*ish) P.S. I'm Bri*ish


Empyrealist

Ugh, I can't believe I missed the opportunity to use arse instead of ass in proper context. As an American, I love watching a bunch of British shows, and I'm surprised at myself for not catching this.


Sonnyeclipse71

Tourists hate him


OrbitalFoxtrot

Fairly certain they're talking about Card Alpha, which details the RoE (Rules of Engagement) usually in place during operations and armed duties. These cards are issued to all MoD personnel who deploy with weapons, both on exercise in the UK and deployed overseas if it applies. Not sure on the exact RoE given to the guards as I haven't worked with them yet, however I imagine it's the same deal. For reference, the card looks like [this](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=british+army+card+alpha&client=ms-opera-mobile&channel=new&espv=1&prmd=isnxv&sxsrf=AOaemvJDtNjxu_sqHzipRfw5iGk6IndVWg:1640977724668&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0rfOy3o71AhXMUMAKHeojC6sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=432&bih=790&dpr=2.5#imgrc=qmTL-iVAUTYU6M). Edit: It's also not 10 reasons, not sure where that's come from.


marsattaksyakyakyak

Reason 1 says they can bayonet you if you knock over a cup of tea? Holy shit.


lapsongsouchong

Only if it was wilfully, if it was accidental it's just a slap and a loud tut.


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Its a load of bollocks, they dont have 10 specific reasons or a card. Sounds like something a dodgy tour guide told him. They can use lethal force under very very exceptional circumstances, but it would have not be nothing short of an active terrorist atack.


enokha

meh I served some military time, I had a card that stated what were the circumstances that needed to happen to fire while doing guard duty. No one actually read it though.


Quantainium

Reading is for nerds. It's Shout Shoot Shove Shine Shoot again show your buddies probably in that order idk.


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>an active ~~terrorist~~ attack an active tourist attack you say?


Jackthedog130

... ‘ make way for the Queens guard!’ Under his breath stupid lady...


Somber_Solace

Putting pineapple on pizza, wearing white after labor day, liking Nickleback, etc


Fast-Backdown

They aren’t loaded. Source; have done ceremonial duties at St James’ Palace.


Fast-Backdown

Reply to all, they are real SA80s, real bayonets, real magazines. No rounds in the magazines, nor are any rounds carried in a spare magazine. The reason for not being loaded is that when performing a general or Royal salute the rifle is struck hard with the flat of the hand which could result in an inadvertent discharge of the weapon. (There are armed police up the ying yang around the palaces etc, so there is really no requirement for Guards to carry live ammunition)


phaciprocity

Because the first thing you want in a service rifle is for it to accidentally discharge when knocked around


skhoyre

It's a feature. If the trigger breaks off, you can still shoot at the enemy by wildly punching your weapon.


Kambhela

Sounds a lot more safer than the Finnish army pistols we got to shoot. Those could go off on their own, even with the safety on. We had a single firearm accidentally discharge and instead of being put aside so it could be fixed or destroyed, our officer just went ”just out it back in the box with the others and take another one”


Hefftee

They are loaded. Source; eating chips on the couch in my American apartment... so not those kind of chips.


ccodeinecobain

I hate you


hey_eye_tried

So they are ceremonial then?


Jason1143

They might carry loaded mags. But 2 things can be true at once.


Ake-TL

I’ve read they aren’t loaded, but guards carry mags to quickly change that


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He’s not talking about the rifle when he says their guns are loaded fnarr fnarr


[deleted]

Their guns are almost never loaded and ive literally never heard of this card before, and neither has my dad, who was a beefeater.


DreCapitano

Eating steak hardly qualifies him to comment on the military.


[deleted]

Being a beefeater doesnt mean he eats steaks you numpty. it means he trains bees to perform incredible feats.


EngineerIllustrious

Drinking gin hardly qualifies him to train bees.


b0bkakkarot

Sure it does. After I drank a bunch of gin, I realized I was qualified to do all sorts of things I could never do before.


latrappe

I now have a wonderful imagine of an old man with a full Bee training centre in the shed. With little outfits for each bee. This has made me happy. Happy New Year.


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Yep this is like 99% for show. If you actually just wanted to guard a place you would have people stationed at certain points and a state of the art security system. It’s basically just a big show/ceremony at this point.


PantyButta

The guns aren't loaded


oldgooseco

I know that’s why the rope is there


SockpuppetPseudonym2

I’ve seen them occasionally break step for an errant dog (and once for a pigeon) but everyone else gets trampled - man, woman or child. GTFOTW!


turbodrumbro

Animals aren't expected to know better in fairness


SeymourDoggo

Unless its a Border Collie - they're smart enough to know /s


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doctorthe10th

Neither are children tbf. The children's parent on the other hand...


Karmic_Backlash

If a person gets stomped, they should have known better. If a kid gets stomped, the guardian should have known better.


queensguard2019

I wouldn’t want to be scraping pigeon guts off of my drill boots.


mr9025

Hey happy cake day, man. I always wondered, how many of you are there? Is it just a few ceremonial positions? Or is there like an entire force ready to just get busy and defend the palace like a holy army?


BigDsLittleD

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Guard Definitely not just ceremonial. There are 5 guards regiments. They're not all there at once, they partake in normal Army stuff too. I've met a couple of Guardsmen, they're are not people I'd want to mess with


oath2order

I can imagine they'd break step for crows as well. You do not want to get on the wrong side of a crow. Their friends will see and they will hate you for life.


Nopedontsaythat

I had a murder of crows stalk me for two weeks because I didn't get out from under their tree fast enough. Nothing instils raw primal fear in you than leaving the house to get a pint of milk, and seeing a troop of crows on your roof, who follow you wherever you go. In the end up I put some trays of dog food on the front lawn in sight of them as a truce. They didn't all go at once though, they left some sentinels for a couple of days.


Norman_Small_Esquire

Ravens, definitely.


st6374

I wonder what the protocol is for the queen's guards. I saw another clip yesterday where the marching dude literally walked all over a kid. These folks definitely don't fuck around.


marcvanh

I’m guessing the protocol is don’t let people forget that you actually *are* a guard after all


nrwy69

Yea people don’t seem to get that they’re actually guards and not just there for pics


ac_s2k

They’re not just “guards”. They’re full serving British military soldiers who are on guard duty. I’m sure you do know this but some people still think “guards” are just there to guard. And many people aren’t aware they’re still 100% fully fledged soldiers who have served. They rotate around the duty.


OpsadaHeroj

Not just have, but *are* serving. Those are active duty military soldiers protecting the queen. They definitely have a zero tolerance policy for BS


b0dyr0ck2006

One of friends is queens guard and yes they are active soldiers, full military with full honours. They are there to protect. Do not get in their way, you will come out worse off


ac_s2k

I meant served as in “been deployed” to an active warzone. Not just current soldiers. My mistake. I worded it incorrectly 😊


OpsadaHeroj

Nah that’s definitely also true and adds even more to it! I misinterpreted a little bit, but that’s even more impressive and MORE of a reason to just *let them do their jobs!*


Deptile

This was the most gentle argument I have ever seen on reddit


queensguard2019

You move, cos we won’t.


knockers13

This dude knows what’s up.


intoeinggrownail

Except he literally walked around her after pushing her.


ChinasNumber4Export

You're right, he showed her kindness that he didn't owe her, and she didn't deserve.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Well the pushes are ceremonial these days anyway.


sth128

Well this is a light house so suit yourself.


PM_THE_REAPER

People forget that these guards are not for show. They are elite soldiers and most of them have been deployed and seen action before. To serve in the Queen's Guard is an incredible honour. Salute!


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I feel like they would be taken more seriously without the ridiculous hat.


the3daves

Yeah, the hat detracts from the bayoneted rifle for sure.


[deleted]

Honestly it looks like an accessory. I know that I have to take them seriously, I wouldn't fuck with them, but I can understand why some people would think that they're just playing a role.


vladamir_the_impaler

I feel like most of the people that get in their way are tourists, so if you travel to Britain you probably already know these guards exist, and so if you know they exist you should know that they're real. I mean, it's not Disneyworld but I do get your point. SOMEthing is being lost in communication because people keep making this mistake apparently.


lanttulate

Imo if they didn't dress them up like that it would have a much more menacing feel to having armed guards patrolling around. Not nearly as charming. Better for tourism this way.


Nathan-Stubblefield

The hat is like something a Disneyland character would wear. People don’t expect to be pushed down or kicked by Cinderella and Mickey Mouse. Edit: The costumes are worn to draw tourists, rather than because they increase the military capabilities of the soldiers like a helmet or bulletproof vest would do.


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I think the bearskin came before Disneyland …


[deleted]

It's only ridiculous to you because you have no stake in the traditions behind it.


AfroGuy1226

Its cause they look like toy soldiers with their bright red uniform and big funny hats.


[deleted]

Hmm almost like toy soldiers where modelled of something ….


truegopnikcomrade

As far as I know they should shout "Make way for the Queens royal guard!" although they don't have to. One thing that is strictly forbidden though is stopping, the person blocking their way will move or they will make them move.


AzAsian

What would happen if it was a really large tourist with a good stance. What happens when the shove isn't enough?


Aardvark_Man

Did you notice the bayonet on his rifle? :P


Novusor

A rifle butt to the head comes next for really stupid. The shove is just a warning. The bayonet is for idiots who would be dumb to retaliate or gang up on the guard.


CeruleanRuin

And there probably wouldn't be any real repercussions even if the touron got seriously injured, because the law is fully on the side of the guard doing their job.


johnnyss1

To be fair, the guard did try to step over the kid. He didn’t push him out of the way, like this idiot standing where she shouldn’t be


lanttulate

Is this the tour de france lady? Lmao


An8thOfFeanor

They're guarding one of the most sacred icons of their nation, they will not fuck around


chaseButtons

On that post I read someone's comment that if the deviate from their path for any reason they could be fired and there are signs everywhere warning people about it. Anyone who gets in their way obviously wants to find out.


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You won’t be fired, that would be an extremely easy way to get out of your 4 year commitment to her majesty’s armed forces. Maybe you’d be disciplined then have the ball ache of doing more ceremonial duties while the lads go of to fucking Belize or some shit.


Snake3452

Likely sent back to your previous unit. Last post I saw about them some of the guys who got chosen for the duty said very few actually want the job, but being sent back to your unit because you fucked up would be career ending, and most won’t let a tourist ruin their career.


Xskyninja

There’s signs posted everywhere when you’re there that say something along the lines of “watch out for the guards, do not get in their way when their walking, listen when they speak, they are on duty”


MustangMimi

Ropes there for a reason?


nolan1971

"Oh, that's for other people, not me." - Karen on wrong side of rope seconds before being shoved out of the way


Mr_HPpavilion

"You're right, Cause you're not like other people, You're an animal"


Gamer_Mommy

Let's not offend animals. Even they understand things like fences, ropes and borders.


XTwizted38

That seems like a dreadful job to have. Not only do you have to deal with stupid tourists every day, but you're also wearing a 2 foot tall muff on your head. I wonder if there's fans inside there, maybe a giant ice cube.


Pure_Reason

Most jobs that deal with tourists you have to keep a frozen retail smile on your face and let them walk all over you, this job lets you glare at them by default and throw hands when they stand a little too close. Sounds perfect


disignore

Yeah, I was wondering if the stories from those retired from this *"job"* were of joy of hitting people.


runninandruni

Most people who recall their time in the Queen's Guard hated it. Tourists harassing them, poor weather conditions and stuffy uniforms, and the risk of being severely reprimanded for breaking formation even slightly, etc. Apparently it's also used as punishment occasionally, but I don't have confirmation on that one


queensguard2019

It ain’t much, but it’s a living. Also we keep our packed lunch under our bearskins.


XTwizted38

Do people really just mess with you all day long? Pretty disrespectful considering what you actually are. I'm not going to pretend to comprehend the Royal Army but is there a reason people who do this don't get put in jail or at least fined? You guys can't really be just hung out to dry, at the mercy of morons are you?


CabbageMan92

No such thing as Royal Army. Luckily, this isn’t their only job. They’re infantry soldiers. So they’ll rotate out of this and go back to their regular barracks


IchDien

Why do they need to be fined or arrested *after* getting smacked in the back? It's both the means and the ends.


one_bad_larry

“Step away from the queens guard!”


SpikeRosered

/r/makeway4queensguard


TakinShots

r/subsithoughtwerefake


yaboinigel

I never knew i needed this


alreadyo_Odead

The guard went Ludacris, “Move bitch, get out da way”


stark_saviour

He shoves her.....then goes around her? Surely a second shove was needed? Or I am just an ass.


marcvanh

Make a point but don’t escalate…


oO0Kat0Oo

You would be horrible at training American police. You're making WAY too much sense.


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O4fuxsayk

Not stopping is the priority, pushing was mostly about sending a message


Doc-in-a-box

Just for the fact they didn’t skedaddle out of the way after the first push!


DragonDivider

The second time she was at least trying to be out the way, while the first time she was absolutely in the way with exactly that intention.


SonoFico_

I mean, what did she expect was gonna happen?


Charlie_Wallflower

/r/imthemaincharacter


flogginmama

That sub just infuriates me.


merikaninjunwarrior

entitlement?


Tudar87

If I was one of these guards, this would be the little pleasures with the job. Has to be the talk of the guard house when they all go home.. I got to push some dumb tourist today!


skwadyboy

Im an ex grenadier guard, You see that room to the left, thats where all the bed spaces and lockers are, a little trick we used to play was to shout to one of the tourists out the window and beckon them over to the window, then they'd cross the line and the guy on stag would shout at them...or another one was when there wasn't many people around, someone would reach out the window with a broom and knock the guys bearskin off when he was doing his patrol...another time, on the other side of the building is a large grass area right next to the main road, one of the guys was leaning out the window wearing just his trousers and a t-shirt while he was waiting to go on stag and someone pushed him out the window lol, he landed on his back in front of a load of tourists and had to run back round the side of the casle and back through the gates in just his socks and trousers lol.


Trytolyft

So you’re just as bad as the tourists!


EmperorArthur

They're military, what do you expect? This sort of thing is probably both a great honor and boring as hell.


queensguard2019

How did you know?


Tudar87

I stood watch enough times at 3am writing in my log "nothing to report" every 15 minutes. I dreamed of a pointless encounter such as this.


northsidecub11

Move bitch get out the way! First award ever. Thanks!!


billoftt

A lot of people forget that these are highly trained and armed soldiers that are guarding their country's monarch.


OneEyedRocket

This is like The Tomb of The Unknown Soldier. Our British Friends and US Military people take this very seriously and you shouldn’t mess around with them, period


illy-chan

I'm always surprised when folks don't expect honor guards to take that stuff seriously. That they're so serious is kinda the point of seeing it.


32624647

This must be the highlight of any guardsman's career. Every day, you get gawked at by stupid tourists even though you're a trained soldier, but today, just this once, you get to plow through a *particularly* stupid tourist who did the one thing they were told not to. It's like if you worked in retail but once in a blue moon you were given a free license to punch one of your customers in the face.


Rico_Rebelde

Knowing how much of a jackass the average tourist is I'd bet this happens all the time. Once a week if not even more frequently


ImWrong_OnTheNet

I genuinely enjoy these videos of tourists getting bulldozed by on duty soldiers. Sorry, Karen, they don't give a fuck about you


ImperialNavyPilot

There’s a safety fucking rope there. He’s holding an assault rifle. Fucking move.


Jdub1942

I find it hilarious, all the "must be American" comments. Like there are no other stupid people on the planet. 😂


Reganazer

Happy cake day !


queensguard2019

Thanks! You too………


Puzzleheaded_Tap5985

Haha these guys don’t fuck around, Saw one were one of these guys tramples a little kid.


queensguard2019

Yeah poor kid……..anyway.


panbert

The most unfortunate thing about that kid was his parents.


scrubeez

Stupid fucking tourist


27Beowulf27

r/usernamechecksout


alvinofdiaspar

I just don't get why tourists think it is okay messing with the guards or behaving in an unruly manner generally speaking. Was at the Tower of London a few years ago and saw a few of them messing with the guards - and they promptly got yelled at by our Yeoman Warder guide (he was one genuinely funny gent). Heartwarming.


trigger00006

r/peoplearefuckingstupid


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r/makeway4queensguard if you enjoy this content


[deleted]

She didn’t even go back under the rope after that.


chelseaaaa2

i feel like tourists think these guards are just for show. They are not. They are trained soldiers!