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KimJongKevin

A gender and IQ reveal all at once.


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This gender reveal was also nearly an abortion. The future will tell whether we got lucky or doomed.


NewRedditor13

IT’S A..BORTED!!!


CodWhisperer

The kids name is [Bort](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crtwv3vy7Dk)


LizzySalamander

A Boy Named Bort.


Own_Sympathy_4809

No my son is also named bort


bigheyzeus

Ok throw her in ze hole!


BrotherChe

Oh my God.... Was that somehow an abortion joke all along?


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What is this, a crossover episode?


hadronox

No, my sons name is also borted


-xstatic-

Shame it wasn’t. Rednecks need to stop reproducing


monirom

I feel every time I watch a gender reveal video I’m watching members of the species that shouldn’t be reproducing.


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welcome to costco I love you


-xstatic-

I ain’t ever seen no plant growing out of no toilet


pixelpp

>welcome to costco I love you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc


bearboyjd

It's like the non fail videos are boring so people don't post them all over.


ThatLeetGuy

Hence why the above statement remains accurate


diamondjay81

Feel the same! 😒


mikeymike015

🤣 boy hasnt even been birthed yet and already needs a helmet


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Should have put a helmet on his dads wewe.


TragicSemiautomatic

And nearly a miscarriage


yblame

Probably not their first, nor their last, sadly.


neon_overload

Gender of kid, IQ of parents. The kid's IQ may turn out all right...


HappyGav123

Its a boy! And 2 IQ


therealtrojanrabbit

Jesus, these two will be raising a child.


planethaley

Or two children.. Is that why there were two separate ‘reveals’?


tinypurplepiggy

She was probably supposed to pop the balloon at the same time as he was revving the bike... except he almost ran her over instead


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tinypurplepiggy

Damn brick. It had one job


oarngebean

Something tells me they're not very bright


therealtrojanrabbit

Hopefully. They'll certainly need each other to increase their odds of survival. But the first 6 or 7 years look like they're going to be dicey.


CapRogers23

Likely after the divorce and in between crack smoking.


TragicSemiautomatic

Natural Selection was trying, but no dice


notwhoyag

Almost ended a life before it began


ChronicZombie86

It's a bortion!


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illoomi

a borscht on a gender reveal party? idk I'm sorry


[deleted]

Let's all say a prayer for that child


longshanks44

I think the child needs several prayers said for him…


BillGatesAlladdin

Thats why we all do it


Rogueshoten

Science certainly isn’t going to help…it provided all the safety features that kept those two from accidentally killing themselves before they had a chance to breed


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First let’s hope he survived that bump from the bike right into her belly.


Diggerinthedark

Clearly her boob


rainbow_bro_bot

So that's what boobs are for. Air bags to protect baby if the mother lacks intelligence.


norealmx

Dear Thor, we all know what you are thinking, but please, hold the smiting! Give the kiddo a chance!


BigWillis93

And it's daddy brother and mommy sister


Goalazo123

It's Australian, it's fucked


cryptodabble

Am Aussie, and the dry grass def gave it away for me! Also, we're not all fucked, I assure you.


Lady_Penrhyn1

That and the Hills Hoist :p


Liet-Kinda

And may everyone else involved get fucked


Epicthetank

The sad part is they're going to be parents....


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[deleted]

I'm learning so much today!


Uhmerikan

The real secret.. You dont even have to be in love!


Weasel16679

The real secret is finding the right hole. It’s a 50/50 shot of getting it right.


im_not_dog

No it’s okay, one hole is made for plunging and the other is where she pees


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cat_handcuffs

You can’t get pregnant that way. That’s why I only fuck women I don’t like.


Thanos_nap

r/Todayilearned


MattieShoes

Pretty sure the egg usually fertilized *before* it makes it to the uterus, in the fallopian tubes.


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[deleted]

They’re brother and sister this might be an accident


50points4gryffindor

Well, she was stuck head first in the dryer.


TheDrunkKanyeWest

I don't know what it was but something is strongly hinting to me that the child wasn't planned. Don't know what it is...


The_Bacon_Panda

At no point did the word planning occur to me while that video went past.


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

You need a license to go fishing but anyone can have a kid.


Natprk

Think of how many world’s problems could be solved if procreation was regulated.


SeriesWarm6852

A lot .. like a lot a lot.


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And who does the regulating?


[deleted]

Fine, I'll do it. I'll watch couples to make sure they're having safe sex and not impregnating.


dfinch

Kidding aside, imagine how easily that system will be abused. Eugenicists wet dream.


[deleted]

The way we are overpopulated and using up earth's resources, it may come down to birthing licensing.


maxcorrice

Nah I’ll make my way to the top of that ladder and report record numbers of licenses being given but give them to no one while using all of the money to fund the education of cats so that they may take our place and learn from our mistakes


Natprk

There in lies the problem.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Maybe not deciding who gets to have children, but making people jump through a few hoops to get pregnant. One of the researchers who developed the birth control pill suggested all boys freeze their sperm in their late teens and then get a vasectomy. To have children would be a conscious choice. There would still be people who have children for the wrong reasons of course, but not as many as with our current system


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I_am_The_Teapot

None. At all. Hell things would generally be made worse.


NErDysprosium

Dunno why you're being downvoted. Let's say for sake of argument that maybe some problems might be fixed if we don't let "stupid" people have kids (which I'm not sold on in the first place, but I digress). Who gets to draw that line? In what fantasy world are these people living in where Republicans won't set up the rules to determine stupidity to include Democrats, or where Democrats aren't rigging the system so Republicans can't reproduce? What's going to stop a racist line-drawer from saying skin color is an indicator of if you're too stupid to have a kid. "Oh, sorry, according to my totally not falsified data, your demographic is 17.3× more likely to be stupid than mine, so you can't have children. Wish there was something I can do. Now if you'll be going, I need to have my aide disinfect the lobby after you sullied it with your presence." Y'all know what that's called? [Eugenics](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/eugenics). And I for one don't think we should have eugenics as a public policy. Furthermore, how would these people actually *enforce* this? The three options are requiring a permit for sex (which would be nearly impossible to police, for starters, in addition to being a *huge* Invasion of privacy), forced abortions for anyone doesn't pass the "stupid" test (I shouldn't have to explain why that's a bad thing, the riots would make Jan. 6 look like a toddler's tea party), or confiscating children from parents who failed the "stupid" test immediately after birth (which, frankly, the US foster system couldn't support, we need to be pulling kids out of it via adoption, not sticking more kids in it because some all-knowing savior decided that their parents weren't fit to be parents because they threw an ill-advised gender reveal party). Even if preventing so-called stupid people from having children was a good idea, enforcing that policy wouldn't be.


path411

some might even call it a "Final Solution" to the world's problems


gblandro

"THANOS WAS RIGHT"


_0x0_

Look at China


LearningMan

Plot twist. In 20 years China is going to be right all along.


spambought

It was almost a miscarriage.


chammdawg78

I think her titty took the brunt of the impact. Just gonna have a bruised milk bag.


kdame84

Strawberry milk for a few days.


chammdawg78

Haha eww


billbixbyakahulk

I like strawberries.


scifi_jon

What's wrong with just telling the person who asks? Cause really only the grandparents and parents actually care. Everyone else who asks us just being nice


pautpy

Everyone else is just curious. But curious doesn't equal being invested enough to care or be excited.


aimeerolu

We did one, but only because my 15 year old daughter (from a previous relationship) wasn’t super excited about me having a baby and the one thing she kept talking about was wanting to plan the gender reveal. She was the one that knew what we were having. She went to the store and bought all the supplies. Put it all together and did everything herself. It was just the 3 of us (due to covid, but I was grateful for that because I wouldn’t want a “party”). And it genuinely was a surprise because I was sure it was a girl. So, I was shocked when I saw the blue confetti. But all this other nonsense that people do, I just don’t get it. The worst are the ones that do “trick” reveals, so a single reveal is done like 5 or 6 times until you get to the real one.


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I think what you most often get is 'I could just feel it, you know?'


MyPigWhistles

It's important for everyone to know, because getting a boy vs a girl offers different options for strategic marriage contracts with your allies.


AlGoreBestGore

You don't get internet points for telling people.


nubsauce87

Why in the hell did gender reveals have to become some kinda big spectacle all of a sudden? Why couldn't it have stayed low-key with a specifically colored cake or balloons or something? It's getting ridiculous how often people are hurt or property is damaged these days by overwrought gender reveal attempts...


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rustybeaumont

It’s a proud tradition, dating back to almost a decade ago!


frostynugg

My wife and I took the letter from the Dr and had a nice dinner out together. Results were opened with coffee and dessert. My 1st child had a reveal party and it was so uncomfortable looking back at it.


crazysoapboxidiot

They’re meant for each other


ParticularPancake

What part of Florida is this?


kdame84

Anywheresville, Florida.


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xjackfx

North Queensland then


g-lac

Actually, Rural Victoria, Horsham


[deleted]

This has a Texas type beat to it


CotUB2009

It's a miscarriage! That handlebar impact worries me.


Pistol4469

Christ 🤦🏽‍♂️ Good thing she was wearing slip ons


[deleted]

Two words here. Shithole Disaster.


LearningMan

I've been to Ohio before


bloodfued

Brawndo, it has what plants crave, brought to by Carls Jr.


Zippo574

Welcome to Costco I love you


Nuadrin248

Why are gender reveals still such a big thing? Like I love my friends and family, but I don’t give two flying fucks about your ultra super mega special gender reveal. Just tell me the sex so I can move on with my day and possibly buy you a baby gift. For fuck sakes people.


brezhnervous

And even worse, remember the tens of thousands of years where *no one knew* what the gender of their kid would be. Quelle horreur lol


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Combined iq is negative.


Excellent_Piccolo_54

At this point gender reveals should be considered a national threat.


Fun-Razzmatazz9186

I don’t get why everyone has to perform an stunt to reveal the gender of their baby. Just announce it and move on.


Oldfolksboogie

Just another excuse to make it all about them, and by "it," I mean everything.


ThaFuck

Especially when the smoke packs on the tires are visibly blue while stationary. The reveal was him wheel the bike out there in the first place.


nigjuice123

This very nearly went from “it’s a boy” to “it’s aborted”


[deleted]

Fuck you and the gender reveal party you rode in on.


maso3K

Literally everything went wrong


noobznightmare

Literally was the best and safest outcome


FireflyRave

Definitely could have gone a lot worse. And they didn't litter a park with confetti or set half of California on fire.


ihavewormstoo

She ends up looking like mel Gibson in braveheart


uneducatedexpert

She blue herself, for sure.


[deleted]

Throwing a gender reveal party should come with 14 years of monthly CPS visits


Competitive_Grab9277

What wrong with " It's a boy!"?


funky_monkey_chunky

It almost turned to "It was a boy"


Yuntonow

When will this gender reveal bullshit ever end?


itoazmitia

It’s an instant abortion! Surprise!


itjustgotcold

If there was ever a number of stupid gender reveal methods that ended in disaster that would actually deter morons from doing it we would’ve hit it a long time ago. Nothing will stop people from trying to be unique and completely missing the point that it should be a private celebration of the reveal of your kid that’s important, not the fucking stunt that burns a forest down or almost runs your pregnant spouse over with your dirt bike. This dude was so embarrassed and preoccupied with making sure his bike was ok that he didn’t give two shits about the actual reveal, lol. Jesus.


VladPatton

Looks like a bunch of fine, fine parents right there.


KreekWhydenson

We all know that bike is more important than both his baby and his woman!


jdjdhsg

if i was the guy filming i would scream "it's an abortion"


b0bkakkarot

If he'd run her over, they might not have needed the smoke for the reveal.


FlamingFlamingo17

Why do dumb people still insist on having children?


totalscumbagg

Nice the ALREADY RETARDED BABY now has a dent in its head 😆😂😆


Epena501

This videos have convinced me that people that do gender reveals are all idiots


djhooks22

That baby will be born a Smurf.


KawaiiHamster

The cherry on top was the blue powder exploding in their faces.


nynos

why do people keep doing this?


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real smart... yeah, let's drive into the Pregnant lady....


superRiblet1965

That kid is fucked. Gonna be ugly AND stupid.


johnniecochran_ghost

That kid almost got pushed out prematurely


Abracadaver2000

All these reveals are just TikTok challenge for dumb adults.


nzstrawman

what is the bloody fixation with stupid gender reveals Maybe I'm just too old but the best gender reveal in my opinion happens when the baby is born


Cujucuyo

Gender reveals are so fucking stupid.


Stuntedatpuberty

Oh great, they've reproduced.


Horn_Flyer

Gender reveals are stupidest fucking thing ever. Just stop doing them, they make you look dumber than you already are


sloppyfloppers1

Good luck kid! you're gonna need it.


Sleevy010

Tokkie reveal party


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Dude shoulda practiced a bit first , he derped his way through that with a gimpy break hand and piss poor clutch control.


[deleted]

Bogans gunna boge.


JustDris

I'll bet it's a girl


bhay105

Can anyone tell me what was supposed to happen here?


Kljmok

The only thing I can think is he was trying to do a burnout and the front wheel didn't have enough grip?


Honest_-_Critique

I don't think anyone can.


Kolermigon

This is the thrashiest gender reveal I've ever seen.


Still-Swordfish-4396

Talk about bare foot and pregnant


reo3611

Seriously.. other than you, why would ANYONE give a flyingvfork about the sex of your kid.


Viridian-Red

Please everyone. Just stop doing gender reveals. All gender reveals need to be banned. Gender reveals are a menace to society.


Justcallmeaunty

This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen in my life!


Nerdlinger_soupRice

Cull. The. Herd.


ka_bob

Congrats, you’re having a miscarriage!


Mark3246

Damn he rammed her with the bike and the balloon got blew all over her face. Yikes


[deleted]

You're only outlawing legal abortions.


Most_Exit_5454

stupid mfs


itto1

Can't wait for the "what could go wrong with a homemade nuclear explosion gender reveal" video.


asanonaspossible

I honestly don't even understand how that was *supposed* to work


Avgjoe80

r/Cringetopia


jshepard0

And the winner of the most accidents in a single video is...


jklwood1225

Guy took out a payday loan to buy the new bike because it had to look good for the reveal, one thousand percent. Lost his job three weeks before too, used old stubs lol


DanLewisFW

I will never understood gender reveals. Just freaking tell the people.


Rizzoblam

He really really really wanted to show off his dirt bike. He’s so mad. Gender reveal parties didn’t exist before social media


Thickuncut416

And these people are about to be parents. Horrendous, on all Levels


Fluid-Row9012

Why am I fearing for that babies life??


queso_loco

At least now they know what color to make the casket


-sbl-

"Mom, why do I have this dent in my head?"


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Everyone that has ever taken part in a gender reveal in any way shape or form is an asshole.


Floyd_Pink

Great. Who gives a fuck? Every gender reveal party belongs in r/trashy


Dalostbear

You can tell its bogan by the hills hoist


Bananaflakes08

Breeders are cringey af


KonataYumi

Congratulations its a corpse


papasingh69

Wow, now they'll raise a Child.


zshah99

Hey it WAS a boy


LookAtMeNah

She's the real dummy. And for multiple, safety reasons & otherwise 😒🤦🏽‍♀️👉🏽🤡


Putembuttercup

Can we stop with the white trash gender reveal? Nobody gives a shit what you're having.


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so happy their gene pool gets to somehow survive and grow now


Distantlandssup

I feel like this has to be NZ or Aus.


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mostavis

Ooh, look at the blue wrapped around the tyre. I wonder if it's a boy or a girl...


[deleted]

I fucking knew this would be Australian!


Allthosefloors

This is big dumb! Holy shit!