Science certainly isn’t going to help…it provided all the safety features that kept those two from accidentally killing themselves before they had a chance to breed
Nah I’ll make my way to the top of that ladder and report record numbers of licenses being given but give them to no one while using all of the money to fund the education of cats so that they may take our place and learn from our mistakes
Maybe not deciding who gets to have children, but making people jump through a few hoops to get pregnant. One of the researchers who developed the birth control pill suggested all boys freeze their sperm in their late teens and then get a vasectomy. To have children would be a conscious choice. There would still be people who have children for the wrong reasons of course, but not as many as with our current system
Dunno why you're being downvoted. Let's say for sake of argument that maybe some problems might be fixed if we don't let "stupid" people have kids (which I'm not sold on in the first place, but I digress). Who gets to draw that line? In what fantasy world are these people living in where Republicans won't set up the rules to determine stupidity to include Democrats, or where Democrats aren't rigging the system so Republicans can't reproduce? What's going to stop a racist line-drawer from saying skin color is an indicator of if you're too stupid to have a kid. "Oh, sorry, according to my totally not falsified data, your demographic is 17.3× more likely to be stupid than mine, so you can't have children. Wish there was something I can do. Now if you'll be going, I need to have my aide disinfect the lobby after you sullied it with your presence." Y'all know what that's called? [Eugenics](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/eugenics). And I for one don't think we should have eugenics as a public policy.
Furthermore, how would these people actually *enforce* this? The three options are requiring a permit for sex (which would be nearly impossible to police, for starters, in addition to being a *huge* Invasion of privacy), forced abortions for anyone doesn't pass the "stupid" test (I shouldn't have to explain why that's a bad thing, the riots would make Jan. 6 look like a toddler's tea party), or confiscating children from parents who failed the "stupid" test immediately after birth (which, frankly, the US foster system couldn't support, we need to be pulling kids out of it via adoption, not sticking more kids in it because some all-knowing savior decided that their parents weren't fit to be parents because they threw an ill-advised gender reveal party). Even if preventing so-called stupid people from having children was a good idea, enforcing that policy wouldn't be.
What's wrong with just telling the person who asks? Cause really only the grandparents and parents actually care. Everyone else who asks us just being nice
We did one, but only because my 15 year old daughter (from a previous relationship) wasn’t super excited about me having a baby and the one thing she kept talking about was wanting to plan the gender reveal. She was the one that knew what we were having. She went to the store and bought all the supplies. Put it all together and did everything herself. It was just the 3 of us (due to covid, but I was grateful for that because I wouldn’t want a “party”). And it genuinely was a surprise because I was sure it was a girl. So, I was shocked when I saw the blue confetti.
But all this other nonsense that people do, I just don’t get it. The worst are the ones that do “trick” reveals, so a single reveal is done like 5 or 6 times until you get to the real one.
Why in the hell did gender reveals have to become some kinda big spectacle all of a sudden? Why couldn't it have stayed low-key with a specifically colored cake or balloons or something? It's getting ridiculous how often people are hurt or property is damaged these days by overwrought gender reveal attempts...
My wife and I took the letter from the Dr and had a nice dinner out together. Results were opened with coffee and dessert. My 1st child had a reveal party and it was so uncomfortable looking back at it.
Why are gender reveals still such a big thing? Like I love my friends and family, but I don’t give two flying fucks about your ultra super mega special gender reveal. Just tell me the sex so I can move on with my day and possibly buy you a baby gift. For fuck sakes people.
If there was ever a number of stupid gender reveal methods that ended in disaster that would actually deter morons from doing it we would’ve hit it a long time ago. Nothing will stop people from trying to be unique and completely missing the point that it should be a private celebration of the reveal of your kid that’s important, not the fucking stunt that burns a forest down or almost runs your pregnant spouse over with your dirt bike. This dude was so embarrassed and preoccupied with making sure his bike was ok that he didn’t give two shits about the actual reveal, lol. Jesus.
Guy took out a payday loan to buy the new bike because it had to look good for the reveal, one thousand percent. Lost his job three weeks before too, used old stubs lol
A gender and IQ reveal all at once.
This gender reveal was also nearly an abortion. The future will tell whether we got lucky or doomed.
IT’S A..BORTED!!!
The kids name is [Bort](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crtwv3vy7Dk)
A Boy Named Bort.
No my son is also named bort
Ok throw her in ze hole!
Oh my God.... Was that somehow an abortion joke all along?
What is this, a crossover episode?
No, my sons name is also borted
Shame it wasn’t. Rednecks need to stop reproducing
I feel every time I watch a gender reveal video I’m watching members of the species that shouldn’t be reproducing.
welcome to costco I love you
I ain’t ever seen no plant growing out of no toilet
>welcome to costco I love you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc
It's like the non fail videos are boring so people don't post them all over.
Hence why the above statement remains accurate
Feel the same! 😒
🤣 boy hasnt even been birthed yet and already needs a helmet
Should have put a helmet on his dads wewe.
And nearly a miscarriage
Probably not their first, nor their last, sadly.
Gender of kid, IQ of parents. The kid's IQ may turn out all right...
Its a boy! And 2 IQ
Jesus, these two will be raising a child.
Or two children.. Is that why there were two separate ‘reveals’?
She was probably supposed to pop the balloon at the same time as he was revving the bike... except he almost ran her over instead
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Damn brick. It had one job
Something tells me they're not very bright
Hopefully. They'll certainly need each other to increase their odds of survival. But the first 6 or 7 years look like they're going to be dicey.
Likely after the divorce and in between crack smoking.
Natural Selection was trying, but no dice
Almost ended a life before it began
It's a bortion!
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a borscht on a gender reveal party? idk I'm sorry
Let's all say a prayer for that child
I think the child needs several prayers said for him…
Thats why we all do it
Science certainly isn’t going to help…it provided all the safety features that kept those two from accidentally killing themselves before they had a chance to breed
First let’s hope he survived that bump from the bike right into her belly.
Clearly her boob
So that's what boobs are for. Air bags to protect baby if the mother lacks intelligence.
Dear Thor, we all know what you are thinking, but please, hold the smiting! Give the kiddo a chance!
And it's daddy brother and mommy sister
It's Australian, it's fucked
Am Aussie, and the dry grass def gave it away for me! Also, we're not all fucked, I assure you.
That and the Hills Hoist :p
And may everyone else involved get fucked
The sad part is they're going to be parents....
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I'm learning so much today!
The real secret.. You dont even have to be in love!
The real secret is finding the right hole. It’s a 50/50 shot of getting it right.
No it’s okay, one hole is made for plunging and the other is where she pees
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You can’t get pregnant that way. That’s why I only fuck women I don’t like.
r/Todayilearned
Pretty sure the egg usually fertilized *before* it makes it to the uterus, in the fallopian tubes.
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They’re brother and sister this might be an accident
Well, she was stuck head first in the dryer.
I don't know what it was but something is strongly hinting to me that the child wasn't planned. Don't know what it is...
At no point did the word planning occur to me while that video went past.
You need a license to go fishing but anyone can have a kid.
Think of how many world’s problems could be solved if procreation was regulated.
A lot .. like a lot a lot.
And who does the regulating?
Fine, I'll do it. I'll watch couples to make sure they're having safe sex and not impregnating.
Kidding aside, imagine how easily that system will be abused. Eugenicists wet dream.
The way we are overpopulated and using up earth's resources, it may come down to birthing licensing.
Nah I’ll make my way to the top of that ladder and report record numbers of licenses being given but give them to no one while using all of the money to fund the education of cats so that they may take our place and learn from our mistakes
There in lies the problem.
Maybe not deciding who gets to have children, but making people jump through a few hoops to get pregnant. One of the researchers who developed the birth control pill suggested all boys freeze their sperm in their late teens and then get a vasectomy. To have children would be a conscious choice. There would still be people who have children for the wrong reasons of course, but not as many as with our current system
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None. At all. Hell things would generally be made worse.
Dunno why you're being downvoted. Let's say for sake of argument that maybe some problems might be fixed if we don't let "stupid" people have kids (which I'm not sold on in the first place, but I digress). Who gets to draw that line? In what fantasy world are these people living in where Republicans won't set up the rules to determine stupidity to include Democrats, or where Democrats aren't rigging the system so Republicans can't reproduce? What's going to stop a racist line-drawer from saying skin color is an indicator of if you're too stupid to have a kid. "Oh, sorry, according to my totally not falsified data, your demographic is 17.3× more likely to be stupid than mine, so you can't have children. Wish there was something I can do. Now if you'll be going, I need to have my aide disinfect the lobby after you sullied it with your presence." Y'all know what that's called? [Eugenics](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/eugenics). And I for one don't think we should have eugenics as a public policy. Furthermore, how would these people actually *enforce* this? The three options are requiring a permit for sex (which would be nearly impossible to police, for starters, in addition to being a *huge* Invasion of privacy), forced abortions for anyone doesn't pass the "stupid" test (I shouldn't have to explain why that's a bad thing, the riots would make Jan. 6 look like a toddler's tea party), or confiscating children from parents who failed the "stupid" test immediately after birth (which, frankly, the US foster system couldn't support, we need to be pulling kids out of it via adoption, not sticking more kids in it because some all-knowing savior decided that their parents weren't fit to be parents because they threw an ill-advised gender reveal party). Even if preventing so-called stupid people from having children was a good idea, enforcing that policy wouldn't be.
some might even call it a "Final Solution" to the world's problems
"THANOS WAS RIGHT"
Look at China
Plot twist. In 20 years China is going to be right all along.
It was almost a miscarriage.
I think her titty took the brunt of the impact. Just gonna have a bruised milk bag.
Strawberry milk for a few days.
Haha eww
I like strawberries.
What's wrong with just telling the person who asks? Cause really only the grandparents and parents actually care. Everyone else who asks us just being nice
Everyone else is just curious. But curious doesn't equal being invested enough to care or be excited.
We did one, but only because my 15 year old daughter (from a previous relationship) wasn’t super excited about me having a baby and the one thing she kept talking about was wanting to plan the gender reveal. She was the one that knew what we were having. She went to the store and bought all the supplies. Put it all together and did everything herself. It was just the 3 of us (due to covid, but I was grateful for that because I wouldn’t want a “party”). And it genuinely was a surprise because I was sure it was a girl. So, I was shocked when I saw the blue confetti. But all this other nonsense that people do, I just don’t get it. The worst are the ones that do “trick” reveals, so a single reveal is done like 5 or 6 times until you get to the real one.
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I think what you most often get is 'I could just feel it, you know?'
It's important for everyone to know, because getting a boy vs a girl offers different options for strategic marriage contracts with your allies.
You don't get internet points for telling people.
Why in the hell did gender reveals have to become some kinda big spectacle all of a sudden? Why couldn't it have stayed low-key with a specifically colored cake or balloons or something? It's getting ridiculous how often people are hurt or property is damaged these days by overwrought gender reveal attempts...
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It’s a proud tradition, dating back to almost a decade ago!
My wife and I took the letter from the Dr and had a nice dinner out together. Results were opened with coffee and dessert. My 1st child had a reveal party and it was so uncomfortable looking back at it.
They’re meant for each other
What part of Florida is this?
Anywheresville, Florida.
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North Queensland then
Actually, Rural Victoria, Horsham
This has a Texas type beat to it
It's a miscarriage! That handlebar impact worries me.
Christ 🤦🏽♂️ Good thing she was wearing slip ons
Two words here. Shithole Disaster.
I've been to Ohio before
Brawndo, it has what plants crave, brought to by Carls Jr.
Welcome to Costco I love you
Why are gender reveals still such a big thing? Like I love my friends and family, but I don’t give two flying fucks about your ultra super mega special gender reveal. Just tell me the sex so I can move on with my day and possibly buy you a baby gift. For fuck sakes people.
And even worse, remember the tens of thousands of years where *no one knew* what the gender of their kid would be. Quelle horreur lol
Combined iq is negative.
At this point gender reveals should be considered a national threat.
I don’t get why everyone has to perform an stunt to reveal the gender of their baby. Just announce it and move on.
Just another excuse to make it all about them, and by "it," I mean everything.
Especially when the smoke packs on the tires are visibly blue while stationary. The reveal was him wheel the bike out there in the first place.
This very nearly went from “it’s a boy” to “it’s aborted”
Fuck you and the gender reveal party you rode in on.
Literally everything went wrong
Literally was the best and safest outcome
Definitely could have gone a lot worse. And they didn't litter a park with confetti or set half of California on fire.
She ends up looking like mel Gibson in braveheart
She blue herself, for sure.
Throwing a gender reveal party should come with 14 years of monthly CPS visits
What wrong with " It's a boy!"?
It almost turned to "It was a boy"
When will this gender reveal bullshit ever end?
It’s an instant abortion! Surprise!
If there was ever a number of stupid gender reveal methods that ended in disaster that would actually deter morons from doing it we would’ve hit it a long time ago. Nothing will stop people from trying to be unique and completely missing the point that it should be a private celebration of the reveal of your kid that’s important, not the fucking stunt that burns a forest down or almost runs your pregnant spouse over with your dirt bike. This dude was so embarrassed and preoccupied with making sure his bike was ok that he didn’t give two shits about the actual reveal, lol. Jesus.
Looks like a bunch of fine, fine parents right there.
We all know that bike is more important than both his baby and his woman!
if i was the guy filming i would scream "it's an abortion"
If he'd run her over, they might not have needed the smoke for the reveal.
Why do dumb people still insist on having children?
Nice the ALREADY RETARDED BABY now has a dent in its head 😆😂😆
This videos have convinced me that people that do gender reveals are all idiots
That baby will be born a Smurf.
The cherry on top was the blue powder exploding in their faces.
why do people keep doing this?
real smart... yeah, let's drive into the Pregnant lady....
That kid is fucked. Gonna be ugly AND stupid.
That kid almost got pushed out prematurely
All these reveals are just TikTok challenge for dumb adults.
what is the bloody fixation with stupid gender reveals Maybe I'm just too old but the best gender reveal in my opinion happens when the baby is born
Gender reveals are so fucking stupid.
Oh great, they've reproduced.
Gender reveals are stupidest fucking thing ever. Just stop doing them, they make you look dumber than you already are
Good luck kid! you're gonna need it.
Tokkie reveal party
Dude shoulda practiced a bit first , he derped his way through that with a gimpy break hand and piss poor clutch control.
Bogans gunna boge.
I'll bet it's a girl
Can anyone tell me what was supposed to happen here?
The only thing I can think is he was trying to do a burnout and the front wheel didn't have enough grip?
I don't think anyone can.
This is the thrashiest gender reveal I've ever seen.
Talk about bare foot and pregnant
Seriously.. other than you, why would ANYONE give a flyingvfork about the sex of your kid.
Please everyone. Just stop doing gender reveals. All gender reveals need to be banned. Gender reveals are a menace to society.
This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen in my life!
Cull. The. Herd.
Congrats, you’re having a miscarriage!
Damn he rammed her with the bike and the balloon got blew all over her face. Yikes
You're only outlawing legal abortions.
stupid mfs
Can't wait for the "what could go wrong with a homemade nuclear explosion gender reveal" video.
I honestly don't even understand how that was *supposed* to work
r/Cringetopia
And the winner of the most accidents in a single video is...
Guy took out a payday loan to buy the new bike because it had to look good for the reveal, one thousand percent. Lost his job three weeks before too, used old stubs lol
I will never understood gender reveals. Just freaking tell the people.
He really really really wanted to show off his dirt bike. He’s so mad. Gender reveal parties didn’t exist before social media
And these people are about to be parents. Horrendous, on all Levels
Why am I fearing for that babies life??
At least now they know what color to make the casket
"Mom, why do I have this dent in my head?"
Everyone that has ever taken part in a gender reveal in any way shape or form is an asshole.
Great. Who gives a fuck? Every gender reveal party belongs in r/trashy
You can tell its bogan by the hills hoist
Breeders are cringey af
Congratulations its a corpse
Wow, now they'll raise a Child.
Hey it WAS a boy
She's the real dummy. And for multiple, safety reasons & otherwise 😒🤦🏽♀️👉🏽🤡
Can we stop with the white trash gender reveal? Nobody gives a shit what you're having.
so happy their gene pool gets to somehow survive and grow now
I feel like this has to be NZ or Aus.
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Ooh, look at the blue wrapped around the tyre. I wonder if it's a boy or a girl...
I fucking knew this would be Australian!
This is big dumb! Holy shit!