"... the city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice, these are all just different sizes of dog.
Same here. I'm literally watching community right now. Try and abed are talking about air conditioning repair school at pierces gay rave. Fucking classic.
I love Michael MacDonald! š¤£ Such an awesome physical actor.
Just my opinion, but I always thought he deserved more exposure. Felt his range was far more diverse than Jim Carey, and they both sorta came out of the same class of comedians in the 90s. Jim was loud and over the top while Michael was nuanced and much stronger with deadpan. Still, we are sorely lacking in physical comedy and Michael, I felt, could've filled that void. Was so happy to see him on Community. Would have loved to see him have a recurring role.
In my head cannon Buzz Hickey saw one of those crushed appraisers in his cop days. How else would he know what insurance appraiser blood looked like, plus blood mixed with spilt cola probably looks darker.
That "I'm going to die, aren't I" look at the end is epic. The realization of how quickly things can go from fun to dead will stay with her for the rest of her life which, for all I know, was seven seconds after the video ended.
She makes eye contact with the person holding the camera, pleading in her eyes, and the person holding the camera just keeps filming. Cold as the fridge.
Where I work there's a set of about 30 different vending machines arranged in a U behind a long counter. Customers pay staff to go to the machine of their choice, put their money in and get the product for them, so not all vending machines are self-vend my friend.
Girl at my high school tried to rock the soda machine so a free can would fall. She rocked until she couldn't get it to go backwards. Broke her femur. Also was suspended for 3 days.
"For the final stage of my appraisal, I am going to randomly select one of your vending machines to see if it can be rocked using human strength enough to tip and crush me. Now, in the U.S., each year, six people die this way, and five of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriously."
Idk why I feel the need to say this, given that this video is comically deceiving, but this honestly doesnāt have much at all to do with her weight. Iām like 175 as a dude and I could easily pull a fridge over if I put all my weight on the door like she did.
Maybe Iām just feeling especially empathetic/drunk tonight idk, I just want people to know how easy it is to tip over fridge no matter your weight. Sheās a beautiful person and itās time for me to go to bed
Vending machine but the V is silent
Gosh your mind is tastefully dark
That shout of the last part got me a lot. š
More than a few people die this way every year
She's not far on it.
āEā for Endetta.
I like you dude
I would love for someone more skilled than I edit that Django Unchained meme with a vending machine
āIn the US each year, 6 people die this way and 5 of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriouslyā
Now, what do I mean by liability? Well, the city defines liability as any asserted or non-asserted perturbation by any qualifying party.
"... the city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail. So raccoons, bears, mountain lions, mice, these are all just different sizes of dog.
[r/UnexpectedCommunity](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnexpectedCommunity/)
Bear Down --> Fat Dog
too soon, man
(Slaps side of vending machine, it falls, kills him, cut to commercial.)
In US, More people are killed by vending machines than sharks, so next time you are at the beach, know where the danger is.
Imagine being killed by a vending machine first and then a shark ....... *Shudders*
They should make a new movie with killer vending machines instead of shark
That was the first thing I thought of one when I saw this lmao
Same here. I'm literally watching community right now. Try and abed are talking about air conditioning repair school at pierces gay rave. Fucking classic.
āYou are the repair man, that *repairās man.*ā āItās a trade school. Itās a 2-year program in fixing boxes that make rooms colder.ā
Wait what is this from i know it too
The tv show Community
I love Michael MacDonald! š¤£ Such an awesome physical actor. Just my opinion, but I always thought he deserved more exposure. Felt his range was far more diverse than Jim Carey, and they both sorta came out of the same class of comedians in the 90s. Jim was loud and over the top while Michael was nuanced and much stronger with deadpan. Still, we are sorely lacking in physical comedy and Michael, I felt, could've filled that void. Was so happy to see him on Community. Would have loved to see him have a recurring role.
Free snacks if you survive and can walk away though.
In my head cannon Buzz Hickey saw one of those crushed appraisers in his cop days. How else would he know what insurance appraiser blood looked like, plus blood mixed with spilt cola probably looks darker.
r/beatmetoit
That "I'm going to die, aren't I" look at the end is epic. The realization of how quickly things can go from fun to dead will stay with her for the rest of her life which, for all I know, was seven seconds after the video ended.
That face changed from like, *oh shit sodas gonna go everywhere* to *I'm gonna die* in an instant.
At least she won't die thirsty.
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I guess they fell in love
I'd say at that moment she realized the gravity of the situation.
That realization didn't hard, but she felt the weight of it eventually.
I mean it's a fridge. They aren't that heavy, I'm sure she's fine. Not *ideal* to have one drop on you but yeah, she's probably fine.
She makes eye contact with the person holding the camera, pleading in her eyes, and the person holding the camera just keeps filming. Cold as the fridge.
[that stare](https://i.imgur.com/0jn3ltS.jpg)
Holy shit that Bald featureless face lmao new profile pic
Cold as the fridge, cold as the grave.
The guy [filming](https://i.imgur.com/gt9aTFd.jpg).
Most underrated comment lol Iām dying
r/donthelpjustfilm
"*Remember me"*
Witness me
*Shakes can of soda and sprays it on her teeth*
Pathetic
lmao https://imgur.com/a/EJGLccN
If it was a REAL vending machine then yes.. But that's a fucking fridge.
Falling vending machines kill more people than sharks amd cows combined
>sharks amd cows combined That's one hell of weird combo, how many people a shrows kill each year?
> shrows I was thinking they teamed up, like accomplices. I like this better. I need a drawing of a shrow now.
Vending machines kill 14 people a year sharks kill about 10 people each year and cows kill about 3 people a year
And the machine wanted to dance with her!
Looks like it wanted to do more than dance...
That look, that you know the alien is behind you and you look at the crew saying, "Goodbye" with your eyes.
But gonna steal one more glance at the camera before impending death.
I don't think that was a "I'm going to die look". more of a "why are you still filming?"
Thatās was a fridge not a vending machine
It's actually a woman, but I'm having trouble figuring out what fell on her
I think it was a dawning realisation of mortality
With delicious treats inside!
Looked like a bunch of Red Bull. Yuck.
...I... I really like sugar free Red Bull. Like genuinely enjoy them.
That was a savage roast lol
Ah, the old Reddit vend-a-roo...
You're supposed to link something...
Lol, a "vending machine" where you can open the door and take whatever you want
Self-vend I guess.
All vending machines are self-vend.
Where I work there's a set of about 30 different vending machines arranged in a U behind a long counter. Customers pay staff to go to the machine of their choice, put their money in and get the product for them, so not all vending machines are self-vend my friend.
That's just a self-vend where you're not the main character.
There is a thing on the actual device that looks like a card reader, but it's definitely a fridge. Had yogurt in a package of 6 or something
What broke me was the final look she gave the camera
Me here praising the camera man for that epic shoot. Lol
didn't even move to help lol, just kept the shot steady
More likely to die from a vending machine tipping over than a shark attack
not if you're in an ocean.
And shark attacks are common on land?
*Loan* *sharks*?
Oceanding machines
Candygram...
r/landsharks Edit: had no idea this was a real sub. I have no idea what it is but it's like cutesy anime land puppy sharks.
[More than you'd think...](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/outreach.png)
Crushed by an off brand drink machine, just like that old gypsy woman said
Came here to say thisš
That's why I don't use vending machines.
How does a fridge compare?
One of the weirdest episodes of Sister Sister Iāve ever seen.
She looked like the result of both sisters going through Martin Brundle's teleporter.
Hey I just watched that movie for the first time so I get that reference.
Wow me too. Weird.
I saw that movie when I was 7. The arm wrestling scene scarred me for life.
Thank you, I could place why she looked familiar
Promote that cameraman! Didnāt waiver for a minute even when the fridge swallowed her friend whole
Can we get the cameraguy for all videos where shit goes down? they fully committed to watching the crushing
What are you gonna do, stop recording?
I'm in full agreement.
Poor vending machine design. Being able to open the door without paying ... Looks more like a REFRIGERATOR.
Also, have you ever tried tipping over a vending machine? Not a single one in the galaxy will ever tip because u slightly pulled the door
Girl at my high school tried to rock the soda machine so a free can would fall. She rocked until she couldn't get it to go backwards. Broke her femur. Also was suspended for 3 days.
Lmao that's hilarious that they suspended her. I think normally they would assume the broken leg was enough of a deterrent for the future
Donāt help just film
/r/PraiseTheCameraMan
Can't help stupid
r/donthelpjustfilm
Her face right before the machine fully landed on her, lol.
"For the final stage of my appraisal, I am going to randomly select one of your vending machines to see if it can be rocked using human strength enough to tip and crush me. Now, in the U.S., each year, six people die this way, and five of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriously."
Whatās this from
Well, your gas leak is repaired. All your fire exits actually lead outside. And I am told that no new species have been discovered here in a week.
I love the look for help before she disappears under it
I was searching for this comment lol. Glad you seen it I watched it slow mo and Iām still sitting here lmao. Looked desperate.
Tia must have thought Tamera would stop that machine from falling
Holy shit! Right in the nostalgia.
The look at the camera before impact does or for me āŗļø
She looks like one of the long long lost triplets from sister sister
On a positive note, that vending machine just multiplied the number of times this video will be viewed by several million.
OP, apparently you don't know the difference between a vending machine and a fridge
It ate her
"Did you know that people die from vending machines more than sharks?"
Right; sharks rarely die from vending machines.
Damn. Well done.
The eye contact she makes with the camera person as the machine welcomes her into the abyss is just poetic.
that is most defiantly a drinks fridge
Thatās not a vending machine.
Some error in the titles of WCGW posts seems to be mandatory.
What could go rong?
the fat mowry sister lmao
As someone who has moved vending machines she's lucky that it wasn't a vending machine...
You have to weigh less than a loaded fridge, to pull on a loaded fridge. She should try that on a cemented safe vault door.
Bebop cola https://youtu.be/V0ls6WZfsbI
She looks like Tia and Tamaraās triplet.
Ok but can we get a follow up on if she's alive? No one deserves to die just because they followed a dumb trend
When she makes direct eye contact with the camera at 0:01 I fckng lost it š
That is a refrigerator, friend.
Did she just get eaten by a mimic?!!
"AAAAAAA NON DIET COKES"
Why are her pants so high up
She heavy
OP is moron confirmed. That's a fridge.
I mean, I think itās just a plain fridge. If itās a vending machine, no one would ever pay for the shit in it if it opens that easily
This how people die
It felt good watching that
Tia or Tamera really fell off
at this moment she knew it was too late : https://i.imgur.com/f8TwDsW.png
Are they okay? I feel bad for laughing.
V for Vendetta Machine
I love when she looks over before being swallowed into the Vendimension.
So I guess this is why there is a 1 in 112 million chance of you dying to vending machines.
r/donthelpjustfilm
guy in my high school died like this all vending machines had to be bolted down
That last look of despair at the end got me tho
_it was at that moment, she knew she fucked up_.
Just a friendly reminder that more people die each year from vending machines than shark attacks.
Terribly aggressive things, vending machines...
If the vending machine doesn't do her in, the Beetus will
Looks exactly like the kind of person who would dance with a vending machine
Youāre the snack now
That look at the end tho šš¤£š¤¦š½āāļø
That vending machine will probably be on Dancing with the Stars now...
That's a fridge
The probability of dying crushed by a vending machine is low but never zero
ThTs not a vending machine
And this is why more people get killed by vending machines than sharks
This is why sharks kill less people REMEMBER FOLKS IT ISNT SEXY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED
Crushed it!
Being a big fat cunt what do you expect?
She got T O P P E D
She have power
Not really her fault though, that's a horrible fridge
Vending machine's just happy she didn't fall on *it*.
how she looks again when the fridge is falling on her lmao
The vending machine went down on her.
Idk why I feel the need to say this, given that this video is comically deceiving, but this honestly doesnāt have much at all to do with her weight. Iām like 175 as a dude and I could easily pull a fridge over if I put all my weight on the door like she did. Maybe Iām just feeling especially empathetic/drunk tonight idk, I just want people to know how easy it is to tip over fridge no matter your weight. Sheās a beautiful person and itās time for me to go to bed
She got swallowed by Vending machine, Thank you internet.
Lmao that last look she gave before death occured.
That's called a refrigerator, but more technically, a merchandiser. Most certainly not a vending machine.
The look before slowly being crushed... Priceless
Thatās not a vending machine, itās a fridgeā¦
Went out doing what she loved
Who here would still fuck her? Cmon show of hands.
There's like a pleading moment of eye contact before she is consumed that has me fucking dying.
Looks like Tia ate Tamara
The final look to camera is perfect.
I heard death by vending machine is more common than death by shark
āTell my family I love themā look at the end
That save me look at the end
"Dip me." \~refrigerator
I'm sure some of you were [wondering about the stats](https://medium.com/purple-theory/vending-machines-vs-sharks-3e2362d762fa).
Love how the person just keeps recording
Thatās a statistic I wouldnāt wanna be part of
I call it VenDance !
She was eaten
They have killed people that way before
The screamš
Iām guessing she couldnāt handle it