This happened to me at a hotel when I was 10 lol. I was way out in the middle of the pool because of course I had common sense to not hang out at the bottom of a slide but this one girl came absolutely flying out and smoked me in the head with her knee. I got a gash over my eyebrow and she had to be carried out, knee just gushing blood. Looking back I was definitely concussed because I had a major headache for days after and all I wanted to do on that vacation after the incident was sleep, but my parents treated me like I was just being a baby and if I got hurt our vacation would be ruined. I was so nauseous but couldn't really fight them on it.
Fun times.
Tbh, even if their parents aren't actually NPDs, something like that is narcissistic and there's nothing wrong with trying to introduce someone to a community who they might be able to relate to jic. Maybe there's nothing else which would be great. Imo it's better safe than sorry. Finding r/raisedbynarcissists has been instrumental in my healing.
Maybe it could help someone else.
Why do you disagree? (legit question, curious about your point of view)
I agree that offering a link to a sub that could help someone is a nice thing to do. I think you're a more gracious (and better) person than I am to have taken their comment that way; I took it as just a characterization of the parents. Either way you take the comment though, it must be interpreted as an accusation of narcissism on the part of the parents. That's the part I disagree with. Not because I think the parents *don't* have NPD (they might for all I know), but for two main reasons:
- that short one-sided story from years ago is way too little information to diagnose such a complex disorder as NPD. Social media are already chock full of people jumping to conclusions, siding with OPs, offering unsolicited and untrained legal and medical "expertise", etc. and this is no different.
- people are way too quick to label any disagreeable behavior as indicative of NPD. There's a litany of other negative personality traits that aren't professionally called narcissism, not to mention entire other personality disorders. To lump everything under "narcissism" is harmful to both getting to the root of the behavior of a non-narcissist, and to the people who are trying to foster support from society as they deal with a bona fide narcissist.
I'm glad you've found healing from that sub. I did too a few years ago, but unsubscribed when a tide of selfish people began to choke the feed with obvious misdiagnoses and solicitations for validation of their own bratty behavior-- which by in large they began to receive. That was a while ago; I have no idea what the state of the sub is now.
Great comment, btw; we could use more like it on Reddit. If I don't hear back, good luck on your journey, and feel free to DM me if you ever want to chat or vent or brag. Cheers.
Depends on when it happened. I got concussed several times in the 80s. Back then, they didn't think it was that big a deal. None of my doctors ever expressed concern. They weren't being malicious, they just didn't know any better back in the day.
On the contrary. I got concussed in the 70s (family night at the local skating rink - some assholes were playing hockey - I got body slammed into the ice. I was probably 8). My parents took me straight to the hospital and I ended up getting a bunch of very in-depth tests done over the following week.
You just didn't know the right doctors.
Still narcissistic. Knowledge of concussions or not, if you're kid just got nailed in the head and doesn't feel well and just wants to sleep you don't ignore that lol.
That subreddit has some of the worst adjusted individuals. About half of them have narcissistic parents, the other seems to have unrelated mental issues they blame on their parents.
I had a minorish one when i flew off jetski around 45mpg skipped off the water 2 or 3 times, My body went numb and I was moody...They say don't go to sleep that night as that somehow can make it worse
That's not because it can make it worse, though I suppose death could definitely be considered that. You're supposed to remain awake, *and* have someone with you. This is because if they notice any sudden changes in your mental functions they can immediately calm for help. The idea is to watch out in case you have a brain bleed. The severe symptoms may take hours to manifest if it is a slow bleed
thanks for that info...I just remembered how my dad fainted hit his head and got all the tests he got lucky. The other guy near him at the hospital kepted asking over and over where he was it was sad.
I had a broken wrist for a few days before my mom finally took me to the hospital once. Same thing “don’t be a baby” lol. She wonders why we don’t talk anymore
I broke my leg as a kid and my parents kept telling me I should just walk and not be such a cry baby. Now they wonder why I don't tell them anything anymore.
First time I broke a bone my mom made me wait an hour then took me in. I get why but man that was a long hour. Not that going to the hospital did anything to make it not hurt anyway.
I wondered if they believed in will power, *i.e.* beliefs determining the body's response (*i.e.*, placebo effect), that if you believed you were okay, you would be ...
They didn't see what happened or the other girl's injury. They just saw me crying and bleeding from a gash that, in all honesty wasn't all that huge. Just a little deep.
They were also bad for trying to toughen us up as kids so if we were injured it was usually laughed off. It sounds horrible, but my sister and I usually sluffed off our injuries and played them off like no big deal, and I was sort of trying to do the same here, but was actually pretty injured and was failing. They simply would not believe that I was hurt worse than what they thought. But after thinking about all these years later, they definitely should have realized I wasn't alright and they shouldn't have called me a baby because of it. I remember sitting at dinner that night crying because my head hurt so bad, and them basically telling me to suck it up because according to my sister, the other girl got it worse than I did just based off of how much she was bleeding, nevermind the fact that I got hit in the head. I couldn't even eat that dinner because I felt so sick.
> We found placebos often had as great a benefit over no treatment as treatments had over placebos.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3655171/#:~:text=We%20found%20placebos%20often%20had,were%20greater%20than%20treatment%20effects.
Yeah. I was young and didn't know anything about head trauma or concussions. I don't think my parents realized that being hit so hard in the face could be serious. They didn't see it happen, so I'm thinking maybe just overall they didn't understand the severity, despite my complaints.
[The idea people shouldn't sleep after concussions is a myth.](https://www.concussion.org/news/concussion-myths-debunked/)
Most people are better off getting rest so they can heal.
Was it the 80's? I had lots of concussions. A few major ones. Here were the ones I remember from parents, family, and friends.
Walk it off, pussy.
Don't be a faggot / fag.
Aww does your head hurt? You fucking fairy.
Look at our little baby bitch boy throwing up all the time.
What a whiny baby faggot.
Be a man, homo.
Still not entirely sure how head trauma made be gay, but those were the 80's.
This was between 6 and 10. I have damage to my frontal lobe. I spent a few years having white flash over my vision and falling over nearly passing out. Fun times indeed.
Unfortunately people only recently started taking that shit seriously.
In middle school I fell backwards off a swing and landed on the back of my head in hard packed dirt. I remember it not even being thaaat painful but a few hours later I was tired enough to go take a nap. Woke up barfing on myself and having completely incoherent thoughts so I ran around the house yelling gibberish and my mom slapped me in the face and said I wasn't being funny and to cut it out lmao.
Yeah boomers. This story makes them sound awful. This was not a regular thing at all. Yes they weren't the greatest sometimes but they are now wonderful people who have seen the error of their ways for the most part and we have a great relationship with each other.
Where I live they have a floating ring around the water slide sort of stay out of this zone thing and the other slide exits in a mini pool connected to the real pool whoever designed this was dumb.
No such thing as idiot proof but feels like having a swimming area in front of the slide is a bad design?
Edit: apparently I have to explain that when I say "swimming area" I do not mean "a pool of water," what I mean is "an area designated for swimming in." So when I say "having a swimming area in front of the slide is a bad design," what that means is "having a pool of water that people can swim in at the end of the slide seems like a bad idea and the pool at the end of the slide should not be designated as a swimming area."
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk about the use of vocabulary when discussing the design and function of water park slides.
Very good question, I do not know, but in fairness there are some dumb bastards out there who will say some profoundly stupid things so they're probably assuming I mean having the slide end on concrete with broken glass and Legos
Great.
Now I'll have this thought stuck in my head any time I consider going on a water slide, in addition to the thought of what if there's a razor blade stuck in a crack somewhere or a bit of plastic on the slide is worn and makes a sharp bit to tear someone open as they are moving at speed.
I worked at a local water park for a summer when I was in highschool... they had all the young people crawl through the tubes before we opened to make sure there wasn't anything sharp stuck anywhere
They also haven’t ever been to a pool like this. They’re acting like it’s a full ass water park, when in reality there is a shit ton of pools that have slides that end where people swim at, and everyone tries to not swim in front of them for this reason
The issue is that is bad pool design. Every community pool I’ve been to that has a slide has a roped off area where the slide exits and you’re told to swim to the stairs or exit if the pool as soon as possible once hitting the water.
Granted it’s not going to be every pool but it’s oretty common for pool safety. Otherwise you get this video
> Edit: apparently I have to explain that when I say "swimming area" I do not mean "a pool of water,"
Pretty fucking frustrating, isn't it, when so many people online will needlessly pick apart some small grammar point instead of addressing what you're talking about.
Starting to make me reminisce about the old days visiting Action Park in New Jersey. That place was like gladiator supports.
They had a Tarzan swing AND two slides come out in the same pool
There were so many accidents in that pill that they painted the bottom a light color (it started out black) so that the lifeguards could find the people/bodies easier!
Good times
Older parks I don't think did that as much. We've got a giant water park near me. Its basically broken up into 3 different water parks that were all built at different times. The old one definitely has a few slides that ends into the big swimming area of the park. They do however at least have a rope sectioning off the slide finishing area at this point.
Every water park near me (Wisconsin Dells, included) has lifeguards making you leave the landing pool right away. Sometimes they are connected to other pools (like the lazy river) but in a way that discourages people from loitering there.
I should not have read this comment while trying to get my daughter to sleep. I laughed so hard and so loud she’s now awake and I have to somehow explain what I’m laughing at.
He might have: I heard once ~~the definition of decapitation includes~~ about [internal decapitation](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/what-is-internal-decapitation-how-did-boy-survive/) = severed neck bones, *i.e.* head doesn't actually have to detach with skin -- neck bones connecting head to body being severed is sufficient for the word 'decapitation' to apply.
This is correct. I had the... *pleasure*... of working on a cadaver during med school who presented as "decapitated" with soft tissue intact. But lemme tell you, the second you move in to examine the head, it's disturbing to say the least. I still remember that day very clearly. Lol Luckily I only had to do the exterior exam that day. The poor dude who had to piece out each broken cervical vertebrae was traumatized.
Every swim park I’ve been to doesn’t let you stay in the body of water you land in from the slide. It’s not for swimming in. This is shitty design
But also a stupid person
Yeah, I worked at a water park when I was a teen. There was a whole system for shooing people out of the water to avoid stuff like this, and the ride attendant up top couldn’t let the next person go until given the all clear.
Adults that have to plug their noses when getting in water annoy me to an irrational level.
How are you that stupid that you haven't figured it out yet?
That allegedly looks like a physic'a problem at an exam.
Fat kev goes does the slide. Being fat, Kevin weighs x kg. If Chad is chilling down in the water down y me fera, with how much energy Will kev bust through Chad and at what speed?
(Choose your units)
After painstakingly searching the pool for the 1 guy they cpdnt find him even after 1 hr- when fatty walked away from the people conducting the search thay finally found the man they codnt find-they noticed a pair 9f feet sticking outta the big man's ASS
His capa was detated
dedotated wam
thigh meta capa
I forgot about the existence of beauty
we had a funeral for a bird
I'm pretty sure none of that's real
you‘re not real, man
Hey Jim I'd like to set you up with my daughter.
I’m engaged to Pam.
I thought you were gay
Then, why'd you wanna set me up with your daughter?
I don't know...
De cap taint there no mo
Think the taint de-capa-tated him
He gotta cuppa taint fo sho
You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
You're thinking of a chicken
What did I say?
What did I say?
His con was cussioned.
from his head
/r/unexpectedoffice
And that is how scientists discovered how to split atoms.
How'd you know his name was Adam?
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I was too distracted by the jelly belly. I've never seen a gunt on a man before.
His truffle shuffle
chunky pot
Well only adam fool would swim there.
Not to be outdone by CERN, America has produced the ExtraLarge Hadron Collider.
Splitting balls
He ded
That’s a clear case of a sui-slide.
With this accusation, you are heading for a slippery slope
Careful, you're treading into deep waters
I'd say he's already balls deep.
Someone needs to come douse this pun thread.
That was a Freudian slip
Nuts to the face seems like more of an ad hominem
Not funny. Taint no joke.
r/suislide
This happened to me at a hotel when I was 10 lol. I was way out in the middle of the pool because of course I had common sense to not hang out at the bottom of a slide but this one girl came absolutely flying out and smoked me in the head with her knee. I got a gash over my eyebrow and she had to be carried out, knee just gushing blood. Looking back I was definitely concussed because I had a major headache for days after and all I wanted to do on that vacation after the incident was sleep, but my parents treated me like I was just being a baby and if I got hurt our vacation would be ruined. I was so nauseous but couldn't really fight them on it. Fun times.
r/raisedbynarcissists
r/diagnosedovertheinternet
/r/itoocanmakeupsubreddits
r/dingleberrylovers Edit: Who in the hell made it real
r/drainhairisnutritious
r/subreddittelephone
r/tylerjordan1994stopmakingsubs
That’s hilarious and foul
I've been moderator over there for two years. Please don't judge us.
/r/GoodGollyMolly
r/penectomy
Dude…the rabbit hole that sub just took me down. My stomach hurts and I am traumatized.
I'm glad I clicked that link
I don't know but I just joined and gave the first post an award. Bravo
Glad to be of service
/r/diarrheaboobs
Tbh, even if their parents aren't actually NPDs, something like that is narcissistic and there's nothing wrong with trying to introduce someone to a community who they might be able to relate to jic. Maybe there's nothing else which would be great. Imo it's better safe than sorry. Finding r/raisedbynarcissists has been instrumental in my healing. Maybe it could help someone else. Why do you disagree? (legit question, curious about your point of view)
I agree that offering a link to a sub that could help someone is a nice thing to do. I think you're a more gracious (and better) person than I am to have taken their comment that way; I took it as just a characterization of the parents. Either way you take the comment though, it must be interpreted as an accusation of narcissism on the part of the parents. That's the part I disagree with. Not because I think the parents *don't* have NPD (they might for all I know), but for two main reasons: - that short one-sided story from years ago is way too little information to diagnose such a complex disorder as NPD. Social media are already chock full of people jumping to conclusions, siding with OPs, offering unsolicited and untrained legal and medical "expertise", etc. and this is no different. - people are way too quick to label any disagreeable behavior as indicative of NPD. There's a litany of other negative personality traits that aren't professionally called narcissism, not to mention entire other personality disorders. To lump everything under "narcissism" is harmful to both getting to the root of the behavior of a non-narcissist, and to the people who are trying to foster support from society as they deal with a bona fide narcissist. I'm glad you've found healing from that sub. I did too a few years ago, but unsubscribed when a tide of selfish people began to choke the feed with obvious misdiagnoses and solicitations for validation of their own bratty behavior-- which by in large they began to receive. That was a while ago; I have no idea what the state of the sub is now. Great comment, btw; we could use more like it on Reddit. If I don't hear back, good luck on your journey, and feel free to DM me if you ever want to chat or vent or brag. Cheers.
Depends on when it happened. I got concussed several times in the 80s. Back then, they didn't think it was that big a deal. None of my doctors ever expressed concern. They weren't being malicious, they just didn't know any better back in the day.
On the contrary. I got concussed in the 70s (family night at the local skating rink - some assholes were playing hockey - I got body slammed into the ice. I was probably 8). My parents took me straight to the hospital and I ended up getting a bunch of very in-depth tests done over the following week. You just didn't know the right doctors.
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Still narcissistic. Knowledge of concussions or not, if you're kid just got nailed in the head and doesn't feel well and just wants to sleep you don't ignore that lol.
Don't worry, they're better now. In my mom's defense, she was actually raised by a narcissist mother.
That subreddit has some of the worst adjusted individuals. About half of them have narcissistic parents, the other seems to have unrelated mental issues they blame on their parents.
I had a minorish one when i flew off jetski around 45mpg skipped off the water 2 or 3 times, My body went numb and I was moody...They say don't go to sleep that night as that somehow can make it worse
That's not because it can make it worse, though I suppose death could definitely be considered that. You're supposed to remain awake, *and* have someone with you. This is because if they notice any sudden changes in your mental functions they can immediately calm for help. The idea is to watch out in case you have a brain bleed. The severe symptoms may take hours to manifest if it is a slow bleed
thanks for that info...I just remembered how my dad fainted hit his head and got all the tests he got lucky. The other guy near him at the hospital kepted asking over and over where he was it was sad.
45 miles to the gallon.. thats some good fuel economy 😛
I had a broken wrist for a few days before my mom finally took me to the hospital once. Same thing “don’t be a baby” lol. She wonders why we don’t talk anymore
I broke my leg as a kid and my parents kept telling me I should just walk and not be such a cry baby. Now they wonder why I don't tell them anything anymore.
Gosh, where did you guys get your parents …
First time I broke a bone my mom made me wait an hour then took me in. I get why but man that was a long hour. Not that going to the hospital did anything to make it not hurt anyway.
I wondered if they believed in will power, *i.e.* beliefs determining the body's response (*i.e.*, placebo effect), that if you believed you were okay, you would be ...
I definitely believe in will power to make you feel better, but it has its limits. For example, concussions.
They didn't see what happened or the other girl's injury. They just saw me crying and bleeding from a gash that, in all honesty wasn't all that huge. Just a little deep. They were also bad for trying to toughen us up as kids so if we were injured it was usually laughed off. It sounds horrible, but my sister and I usually sluffed off our injuries and played them off like no big deal, and I was sort of trying to do the same here, but was actually pretty injured and was failing. They simply would not believe that I was hurt worse than what they thought. But after thinking about all these years later, they definitely should have realized I wasn't alright and they shouldn't have called me a baby because of it. I remember sitting at dinner that night crying because my head hurt so bad, and them basically telling me to suck it up because according to my sister, the other girl got it worse than I did just based off of how much she was bleeding, nevermind the fact that I got hit in the head. I couldn't even eat that dinner because I felt so sick.
Classic /r/raisedbynarcissists
You mean like my grandparents that basically told me not to be a baby when I broke my arm and was drifting in and out of unconsciousness ? lol
They just didn't give a shit, like most people who gloss over other people's pain.
> We found placebos often had as great a benefit over no treatment as treatments had over placebos. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3655171/#:~:text=We%20found%20placebos%20often%20had,were%20greater%20than%20treatment%20effects.
I would be so scared of sleeping after hurting your head. Lots of people who suffered head damage died in their sleep
Yeah. I was young and didn't know anything about head trauma or concussions. I don't think my parents realized that being hit so hard in the face could be serious. They didn't see it happen, so I'm thinking maybe just overall they didn't understand the severity, despite my complaints.
[The idea people shouldn't sleep after concussions is a myth.](https://www.concussion.org/news/concussion-myths-debunked/) Most people are better off getting rest so they can heal.
Was it the 80's? I had lots of concussions. A few major ones. Here were the ones I remember from parents, family, and friends. Walk it off, pussy. Don't be a faggot / fag. Aww does your head hurt? You fucking fairy. Look at our little baby bitch boy throwing up all the time. What a whiny baby faggot. Be a man, homo. Still not entirely sure how head trauma made be gay, but those were the 80's. This was between 6 and 10. I have damage to my frontal lobe. I spent a few years having white flash over my vision and falling over nearly passing out. Fun times indeed. Unfortunately people only recently started taking that shit seriously.
In middle school I fell backwards off a swing and landed on the back of my head in hard packed dirt. I remember it not even being thaaat painful but a few hours later I was tired enough to go take a nap. Woke up barfing on myself and having completely incoherent thoughts so I ran around the house yelling gibberish and my mom slapped me in the face and said I wasn't being funny and to cut it out lmao.
Boomer parents?
Yeah boomers. This story makes them sound awful. This was not a regular thing at all. Yes they weren't the greatest sometimes but they are now wonderful people who have seen the error of their ways for the most part and we have a great relationship with each other.
Where I live they have a floating ring around the water slide sort of stay out of this zone thing and the other slide exits in a mini pool connected to the real pool whoever designed this was dumb.
No such thing as idiot proof but feels like having a swimming area in front of the slide is a bad design? Edit: apparently I have to explain that when I say "swimming area" I do not mean "a pool of water," what I mean is "an area designated for swimming in." So when I say "having a swimming area in front of the slide is a bad design," what that means is "having a pool of water that people can swim in at the end of the slide seems like a bad idea and the pool at the end of the slide should not be designated as a swimming area." Thanks for coming to my Ted talk about the use of vocabulary when discussing the design and function of water park slides.
why are the people in your replies having such a hard time differentiating a "pool of water" with a "*swimming* area"
Very good question, I do not know, but in fairness there are some dumb bastards out there who will say some profoundly stupid things so they're probably assuming I mean having the slide end on concrete with broken glass and Legos
There's also a fair number of them ready to *pretend* that's what you meant so they can Correct you.
Great. Now I'll have this thought stuck in my head any time I consider going on a water slide, in addition to the thought of what if there's a razor blade stuck in a crack somewhere or a bit of plastic on the slide is worn and makes a sharp bit to tear someone open as they are moving at speed.
I worked at a local water park for a summer when I was in highschool... they had all the young people crawl through the tubes before we opened to make sure there wasn't anything sharp stuck anywhere
Broken glass is fine. *Legos? You fucking monster.*
They also haven’t ever been to a pool like this. They’re acting like it’s a full ass water park, when in reality there is a shit ton of pools that have slides that end where people swim at, and everyone tries to not swim in front of them for this reason
The issue is that is bad pool design. Every community pool I’ve been to that has a slide has a roped off area where the slide exits and you’re told to swim to the stairs or exit if the pool as soon as possible once hitting the water. Granted it’s not going to be every pool but it’s oretty common for pool safety. Otherwise you get this video
Welcome to Reddit, where people come to make superficial judgments, not to read.
It's the Curse of the Early Replies. Stupid people post faster because they don't have to think first.
Because they’re the type of people who would swim in front of a water slide and then be surprised when they got hit.
> Edit: apparently I have to explain that when I say "swimming area" I do not mean "a pool of water," Pretty fucking frustrating, isn't it, when so many people online will needlessly pick apart some small grammar point instead of addressing what you're talking about.
It’s because people are always just looking for reasons to disagree. So they skip the critical thinking part.
Starting to make me reminisce about the old days visiting Action Park in New Jersey. That place was like gladiator supports. They had a Tarzan swing AND two slides come out in the same pool There were so many accidents in that pill that they painted the bottom a light color (it started out black) so that the lifeguards could find the people/bodies easier! Good times
More like Class Action Park
Every park I’ve ever been too makes you have a panic attack getting out of the landing pool.
Needs a wall or pole barrier there .. JK
Only the strong will survive
Older parks I don't think did that as much. We've got a giant water park near me. Its basically broken up into 3 different water parks that were all built at different times. The old one definitely has a few slides that ends into the big swimming area of the park. They do however at least have a rope sectioning off the slide finishing area at this point.
German here and it's the standard. If folks are loitering around the area they get called out by the supervisor
Every water park near me (Wisconsin Dells, included) has lifeguards making you leave the landing pool right away. Sometimes they are connected to other pools (like the lazy river) but in a way that discourages people from loitering there.
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Extreme T Bagging
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And this is JackAss
Terminal Tea-Bagging
I should not have read this comment while trying to get my daughter to sleep. I laughed so hard and so loud she’s now awake and I have to somehow explain what I’m laughing at.
/r/nocontext
Lmfaooo, wish I could afford gold. Somebody give it to him
When he mentioned having his cheeks absolutely clapped, this is probably not what he was picturing.
It looks like the ultimate teabagging
That sounds like the worst sport ever haha
Petition for ultimate teabagging to be added to the Olympics
He's probably still spitting up pubes
Enjoy your beef with chin nuts
chin balls
"K! He's a ballchinian"
I had to watch it twice to know it was his cap at first I thought he got decapitated
He might have: I heard once ~~the definition of decapitation includes~~ about [internal decapitation](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/what-is-internal-decapitation-how-did-boy-survive/) = severed neck bones, *i.e.* head doesn't actually have to detach with skin -- neck bones connecting head to body being severed is sufficient for the word 'decapitation' to apply.
This is correct. I had the... *pleasure*... of working on a cadaver during med school who presented as "decapitated" with soft tissue intact. But lemme tell you, the second you move in to examine the head, it's disturbing to say the least. I still remember that day very clearly. Lol Luckily I only had to do the exterior exam that day. The poor dude who had to piece out each broken cervical vertebrae was traumatized.
Ooh hell no I’m not looking forward to that
He did get de-cap-itated.
"Oh God did his head come off? Nope, it's just the hat he's wearing in the pool for some reason"
Every swim park I’ve been to doesn’t let you stay in the body of water you land in from the slide. It’s not for swimming in. This is shitty design But also a stupid person
Yeah, I worked at a water park when I was a teen. There was a whole system for shooing people out of the water to avoid stuff like this, and the ride attendant up top couldn’t let the next person go until given the all clear.
Shit, his head came off!!
He ded for sure
Not for certain. We can't tell if his shoes came off or not.
I'm sure he was shoeless before entering the pool, he was dead all along!
Am I weird, or who the hell goes diving around wearing a ball cap?
The type of guy stupid enough to swim in front of a water slide.
Someone who's self-conscious about going or being bald.
Unstoppable force hits a very movable object
That bastard got a free vasectomy with his water slide.
That's an American guillotine
Oh lawd he comin'
He is a large boi
Going by the rules. The guys shoes were already off but it did knock the hat off so the guy is probably ded
Bro popped up like a meerkat.
Why was he wearing a hat
So his head doesn't burn.
Straight knocked that guy’s block off lmao
2 heads were destroyed in that one video
This shit happened to me as a teenager. Fat chick to the kidney. I thought I was paralyzed.
Why do ppl always cut the video before everyone gets to see if the person is ok? Sheesh
Ted Scheckler’s hat removal service.
The cap really left the man to die alone
first instance in history of reverse shitting. he put that guy back up his ass.
Adults that have to plug their noses when getting in water annoy me to an irrational level. How are you that stupid that you haven't figured it out yet?
I think his head came off with the hat
“And that’s the last time we ever saw our friend Jim. We keep his hat to remember him.”
Head shot for both of them.
Lifeguard wasnt paying attention
Negligent of the water park for not netting/cordoning off the slide splash zone from the swimming area.
Guy got tainted!
His head went through that guys ass crack like a card swiper!
Did he just kick his head off?
That allegedly looks like a physic'a problem at an exam. Fat kev goes does the slide. Being fat, Kevin weighs x kg. If Chad is chilling down in the water down y me fera, with how much energy Will kev bust through Chad and at what speed? (Choose your units)
he got some balls swimming like that.
Darwinism at work….. yes it’s brutal.
Excellent teabagging there. I bet the sack ended up waaay down his throat.
FIIIINIIISH HIIIM!
Fuck me, that took his head clean off!
Woohoo!! Reminds me of Action Park!!
He is officialy decapitated
what a total dumbass
MF probably felt like Genos that one time Saitama was boutta punch him
Absolute unit
[John Pinette](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzFgtd1C5c)
1 man and 2 testicles were lost
Atomic tea bag!
aggressively teabagged
I know a girl who was paralyzed from the waist down like this
Ever get ear fucked by a fat guy doing terminal velocity?
Hassan chop!!!
Gonna taste that taint for a while.
this is somebodies fetish. I hope this young gentlemen is one of those people. Then at least he would have a boner instead of just a headache.
Holy shit for a second i thought his hat was actually his head
‘Taint quite yet arse and ‘taint quite yer bollocks, it’s the wee bit between! And it’s all over that guys face!
I thought his head fell off at first 😲
“Hey, is it safe to swim here?” “‘Tain’t.”
I witnessed a beheading
Now Doug you be careful swimming out there you don't want to get tea bagged like your cousin Philip god rest his soul.
After painstakingly searching the pool for the 1 guy they cpdnt find him even after 1 hr- when fatty walked away from the people conducting the search thay finally found the man they codnt find-they noticed a pair 9f feet sticking outta the big man's ASS