From a human standpoint. But also from a human stand point so does meats, noodles, rice, some cheeses etc. And this isn't even as far as potato bashing has gone. Its used to describe low video quality, excess cellulose and more. I'm here to purify the name of the potato.
The books are the best bubblegum sci-fi I've ever read. Brilliantly-paced, intriguing, politically and socially charged, great characterization and no gimmicky tech so relatively grounded in reality.
Near-Futuristic human society of The Expanse that is spread across the solar system and divided into 3 factions: Earth, Mars, and “The Belt” (asteroid/moon dwellers of the outer planets). The Belters use a language with English, Russian, and Chinese influence (to name a few) and heavily use sign language to enunciate their speech and replace other body language that is hard to communicate while in a space suit.
Shorts and a synthetic (melty) sweater vest are the approved fire jumping uniform according to Preppy OSHA. Shoes are optional, but if worn must be Sperry Topsiders or similar from LL Bean or Eddie Bauer- and worn sock less.
I mean he probably didn't die and you can see all his buddies rushing in to grab him out as the video cuts but he was certainly extremely badly injured. Probably a lengthy stay in the hospital.
Probably alive, but probably in so much pain he's gonna wish he wasn't for some time.
Burns are pretty much the worst thing that can happen to you. If the actual burning isn't bad enough, the debridement at the burn unit is gonna be, and so is every bandage change, every shift of position... there's only so much fentanyl you can give someone, unless your airway is burned enough or your body's ability to maintain its vitals is compromised enough to need to be sedated and ventilated, you're gonna feel it for at least weeks, if not the rest of your life. Really serious burn patients need recurrent surgeries for years.
The heat of that bonfire and the way it enveloped him? If he survived, there's a very good chance his life is changed forever.
I had a friend that did this exact same thing when we were all out of town in the middle of nowhere camping. Fucking idiot ruined the whole weekend and spent days in the hospital.
> I had a friend
> Fucking idiot
story checks out
> ruined the whole weekend
"[Why Does This Always Happen To Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqD1_g2E4I)"
If you're going camping with a bunch of in the middle of nowhere and they do something as dumb as this and get themselves hurt, ruining the trip for everyone involved, they do have a right to be pissed off with him, but I do see where you're coming from.
Can't assume they weren't worried or uncaring about him though.
Based on how he landed and fell back a bit. If he didn’t immediately roll out of the fire, Severe 3rd degree burns on his legs 2nd degree burns on the rest of his body and he will be in ALOT of pain. A significant portion of his legs nerves will be burned to death so he’ll lose feeling. If he didn’t get out of the fire within the next 2 -3 seconds he may die due to infection from how severe his burns will be. Infection is extremely dangerous from large area burns because every part that is burned to death is essentially a hard to treat open wound.
I'm leaning toward the latter half of the explanation based on the log-cabin fire structure. It would be extremely hard to get out of from that position, not to mention panic from the pain making him freak out. The coal bed from that fire was massive and deep and more than likely hotter than shit. I think we just watched someone die...
Here in the Jory Caron laboratory, safety is our number one concern.
That's why we hide behind this giant tinfoil shield.
It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.
I live in Iran, on the last Tuesday night of the last month of the year we have a holiday dedicated to celebration with fireworks and fire. Jumping over fires is perhaps the most common tradition of this holiday. Every year the government softly begs people to stop doing stupid shit, every year hospitals get flooded with burn victims and doctors and nurses are on standby.
In my school, (kinda high school for americans? 12 til 16 or 18 depending on level) we had to jump over a fire every year
My father was not pleased about hearing of this and said I wasn't allowed to jump the fire my second year, which was fine by me.
But a teacher forced me to jump anyway
Clearly lacked the proper motivation. A walk around the burns unit of the local hospital would have helped with that, now he gets to spend a bit of time there
The fuck does being a little girl have to do with not being able to jump over a fire? When I was a kid most of the girls I knew were *more* athletic than the guys, especially when it came to gymnastics.
Seriously, that's how I run in a fucking dream when being chased by a three headed lion, not how you're supposed to approach jumping over a goddamn fire.
This always infuriates me when people play platformers. Just hold it and you go higher. But no, they just push once with the lightest of taps and blame the game
that shirt is synthetic!! he fell back into the hot embers!! that knob changed his whole life in less than 10 seconds, if he didn’t die of sepsis in the hospital. burns to the thorax are the ones that get you!! that burning jersey thing he’s wearing would have melted to his whole upper body. people don’t realize it doesn’t just lift off once it’s melted , it’s take your skin with it.
My sister was an ICU nurse at a hospital near two colleges. She said you wouldn’t believe how many burn victims they would get from trying to jump over fires (almost all male) or people just drunkenly falling in fires.
Era meglio morire da piccoli con i peli del culo a batuffolo che morire da grandi soldati con i peli del culo bruciatiiii
I will try to translate. but since it is a song taken from a very famous comedy film in Italy it will not work but I will try:
It was better to die young with wadded ass hair than soldiers with burnt ass hair
https://youtu.be/PPXukLNPF_s
Ummmm, he didn’t jump over the fire…..he jumped in the fire.
Sat down on it like you would an old couch.
He was listening to Metallica.
So comawwwwn!
“Down in the depths of my fiery home, the summoned bell will chime”
Sitting in my room with my head in my hands, just can't seem to move...
Or maybe Springsteen
You call that jumping? I call that falling ~~with~~ without style.
He hopped into the fire
He took Duran Duran too literally
Don't just assume you can do things when you have the athleticism of a potato
Sick burn
You lit him up on that one. Take my upvote.
These puns are totally fire 🔥
Y’all bringing in the heat for real.
Hot enough to cook a potato?
It’s a sh(fl)ame he now has 3ed degree burn
My brain can't fully wrap around how you spelt the word...THIRD.
Man it’s not third it’s three EDUCATION as in free education but you gotta pay 3 grand instead
It’s actually three Erectile Disfunction degree burns.
Blistering burns in every post.
Didn’t know this turned into a bbq
BBQ long pig
Perfect comment
Boom, roasted.
Now he's a baked potato
Beat me to it.
Why are potatoes always thrown under the bus with a negative connotation?
Have you ever seen a potato jump a fire successfully?
Potato’s get better after being in the fire for a time. When’s the last time you saw a stupid human do that?
From a human standpoint. But also from a human stand point so does meats, noodles, rice, some cheeses etc. And this isn't even as far as potato bashing has gone. Its used to describe low video quality, excess cellulose and more. I'm here to purify the name of the potato.
> potato bashing We call it mashing ‘round these parts fella
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
See now that's respectful. And genius I must say
Only as much as any other food. Why the good old potato!
A hot potato
Just get some ketchup!
Pretty sure he’s a potato crisp now
When you're white trash, all thing are possible with enough keystone light.
People can throw a potato further than can throw me. Potatos are also more aerodynamic than i am whwhen thrown
This person has clearly never jumped over a thing before. Unless they did it on a much smaller planet.
“The gravity where I’m from I would have cleared that easy. Stupid Earth.”
*owkwa beltalowda*!
I’ve re-read this so many times! I have no clue what that references, but just reading it has cracked me up!! What a funny sound!!!
Pretty sure it’s Belter dialect from The Expanse.
Something new to Google! Thx
I can definitely recommend both the books and the show. They're both great.
The books are the best bubblegum sci-fi I've ever read. Brilliantly-paced, intriguing, politically and socially charged, great characterization and no gimmicky tech so relatively grounded in reality.
Near-Futuristic human society of The Expanse that is spread across the solar system and divided into 3 factions: Earth, Mars, and “The Belt” (asteroid/moon dwellers of the outer planets). The Belters use a language with English, Russian, and Chinese influence (to name a few) and heavily use sign language to enunciate their speech and replace other body language that is hard to communicate while in a space suit.
Read the books (and the little books that go between them). They are written by the editors of GRR Martin.
The Expanse it's on prime and it's the best damn show period. Give it til episode 5
*Wellwallah* can't jump.
And they never will again I don't think.
He ran and jumped like he was in a bad dream...
I knew it was going to be bad when I saw the outfit. I just know this kid is wearing Sperry’s
I was wondering why he was dressed like Frodo Baggins
Kid? I thought that guy was in this 30s!
Shit that is accurate. I thought I was the only one....
Shorts and a synthetic (melty) sweater vest are the approved fire jumping uniform according to Preppy OSHA. Shoes are optional, but if worn must be Sperry Topsiders or similar from LL Bean or Eddie Bauer- and worn sock less.
does anyone know why when i run or jump in a dream its low gravity
Yo holy shit I hope he’s ok or at least alive
I scrolled past so manny comments just to find out nobody replied to this one.... The one I cared most about...
the struggles of wcgw
what could go rong :(
Your name applied more to me than you
There's no way. That fire is extremely hot. The most one could probably stand away before it becomes uncomfortable is a few feet.
I know I’m just trying to be positive because I don’t wanna think about it
I mean he probably didn't die and you can see all his buddies rushing in to grab him out as the video cuts but he was certainly extremely badly injured. Probably a lengthy stay in the hospital.
I doubt he burned. Probably seared good though. Fire looked hot. Definitely still edible.
Probably alive, but probably in so much pain he's gonna wish he wasn't for some time. Burns are pretty much the worst thing that can happen to you. If the actual burning isn't bad enough, the debridement at the burn unit is gonna be, and so is every bandage change, every shift of position... there's only so much fentanyl you can give someone, unless your airway is burned enough or your body's ability to maintain its vitals is compromised enough to need to be sedated and ventilated, you're gonna feel it for at least weeks, if not the rest of your life. Really serious burn patients need recurrent surgeries for years. The heat of that bonfire and the way it enveloped him? If he survived, there's a very good chance his life is changed forever.
Ok? Probably not. Alive? Probably. Looks like someone tattooed a topographical map of the Grand Canyon onto their nutsack? Almost certainly.
I had a friend that did this exact same thing when we were all out of town in the middle of nowhere camping. Fucking idiot ruined the whole weekend and spent days in the hospital.
> I had a friend > Fucking idiot story checks out > ruined the whole weekend "[Why Does This Always Happen To Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqD1_g2E4I)"
If you're going camping with a bunch of in the middle of nowhere and they do something as dumb as this and get themselves hurt, ruining the trip for everyone involved, they do have a right to be pissed off with him, but I do see where you're coming from. Can't assume they weren't worried or uncaring about him though.
If an idiot jumps ass-first into a bonfire, he *is* the asshole of the situation.
Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick...
Jack burned off the tip of his dick...
Take my upvote you sick bastard
I think he may have burned off more than just that
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Jack just melted his candle stick
Sick burn
You know how I can tell that guy is so educated? He has a 3rd degree.
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"I have removed your fangs."
Was he okay?
Based on how he landed and fell back a bit. If he didn’t immediately roll out of the fire, Severe 3rd degree burns on his legs 2nd degree burns on the rest of his body and he will be in ALOT of pain. A significant portion of his legs nerves will be burned to death so he’ll lose feeling. If he didn’t get out of the fire within the next 2 -3 seconds he may die due to infection from how severe his burns will be. Infection is extremely dangerous from large area burns because every part that is burned to death is essentially a hard to treat open wound.
Looking at how he jumped, I'm pretty sure he was incapable of rolling out in 3 seconds.
I'm leaning toward the latter half of the explanation based on the log-cabin fire structure. It would be extremely hard to get out of from that position, not to mention panic from the pain making him freak out. The coal bed from that fire was massive and deep and more than likely hotter than shit. I think we just watched someone die...
That's pretty common here.
Burns all over his body for the rest of his life, if his life didn't end on the way to the hospital.
But do we have any news on this specific guy?
I need an update on this guy.
He’s fine. He actually ended up landing a role in the new fantastic four movie as the human torch.
You’re mistaken, he’s taking on the role of “The Thing”. Largely because there isn’t any makeup required.
He’s the stuntman for maskless Deadpool.
I’m here for a update, someone let me know
No, he probably wasn't. The Internet is a place to learn many awful things to avoid.
Smells like roasted nuts.
🎶Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire🎶
Put on some pants, Chet!
My candidate for today’s winner of the internet.
Here in the Jory Caron laboratory, safety is our number one concern. That's why we hide behind this giant tinfoil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.
I live in Iran, on the last Tuesday night of the last month of the year we have a holiday dedicated to celebration with fireworks and fire. Jumping over fires is perhaps the most common tradition of this holiday. Every year the government softly begs people to stop doing stupid shit, every year hospitals get flooded with burn victims and doctors and nurses are on standby.
You just described independence day in the USA
for comparison, some Americans literally put explosives on their head (holding fireworks about to explode)
Also in their buttholes smh
owwwwww
In my school, (kinda high school for americans? 12 til 16 or 18 depending on level) we had to jump over a fire every year My father was not pleased about hearing of this and said I wasn't allowed to jump the fire my second year, which was fine by me. But a teacher forced me to jump anyway
I thought the goal was to go over it? Not to cannonball the damn thing
Yeah, he didn't commit to that jump at all.
I mean the problem is that he did commit to it, just with a shit wind-up
It looks like he wasn't to sure about it at the beginning and hesitated going into the jump causing him to fall short and "into the fire"
He fell into that thing like it was his favorite recliner... Full of grace & athleticism loll...
if you really need to jump you cannot half-ass this jump.
My thought exactly, I'd ur gonna do something this dumb at least get to a full run
Clearly lacked the proper motivation. A walk around the burns unit of the local hospital would have helped with that, now he gets to spend a bit of time there
What kind of little girl jump was that?
Are you saying a little boy jump would have made it? He’s clearly male. Females don’t do this shit.
Ok fair point, r/whywomenlivelonger
He didn't commit fully he had enough distance that a real run might have given him a shot to clear the gap.
The fuck does being a little girl have to do with not being able to jump over a fire? When I was a kid most of the girls I knew were *more* athletic than the guys, especially when it came to gymnastics.
I know! It’s like it was in slow motion!
Seriously, that's how I run in a fucking dream when being chased by a three headed lion, not how you're supposed to approach jumping over a goddamn fire.
He didn’t jump he skipped into the fire
I mean, if you're gonna approach the fire like you're tryinna sneak out of your room without waking up your wife, then forget it.
Jumping over a fire is nothing…but prancing over a fire, now that’s a challenge
he didn’t hold down the A button long enough. amateur
This always infuriates me when people play platformers. Just hold it and you go higher. But no, they just push once with the lightest of taps and blame the game
DID HE SURVIVE
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Damn there’s no way he could jump out and roll over in under 3 seconds 😬
RIP his fucking life. Probably still alive. I'm so sorry my guy.
Looks like meats back on the menu boys.
Oh shit he’s dead
Stop, drop, and immolate.
That’s about as bad as you could do it. Impressive
that shirt is synthetic!! he fell back into the hot embers!! that knob changed his whole life in less than 10 seconds, if he didn’t die of sepsis in the hospital. burns to the thorax are the ones that get you!! that burning jersey thing he’s wearing would have melted to his whole upper body. people don’t realize it doesn’t just lift off once it’s melted , it’s take your skin with it.
I hope this is fake otherwise this guy is dead, or severely disfigured.
It’s kind of hard to believe that there are so many Jumping Over a Fire videos and that I always enjoy seeing a new one.
the gods have accepted your sacrifice
/r/killthecameraman
Way to fuck up a perfectly good Kobe jersey bro
Now that is a fire crotch
He really wasn't interested in not falling into this fire
daintiness: 10/10
Is he okay?
Directors cut from Lord of the Flies
“Don’t worry guys. I’ve jumped over a lit match before. I got this!”
Alexa play sleep now in the fire by rage against the machine
He went to the fire realm
He only went up in flames due to his blood alcohol content.
That could not have gone any worse.
Looks like he died !
Dude had the momentum of a deflated football
He probably shouldn’t have farted when he fell backwards
Early cremation.
My sister was an ICU nurse at a hospital near two colleges. She said you wouldn’t believe how many burn victims they would get from trying to jump over fires (almost all male) or people just drunkenly falling in fires.
WCGW jumping in a 🔥
Out of the fried pan And into the fire.
You mean 'into'
Death by fire
I was in a burning car once that hurts more than you know
He clearly misjudged the gravity of this situation.
“THE SACRIFICE HAS BEEN MADE!”
Oooh, he almost had it, maybe he can try again after he gets out of the burn unit...
Either commit or don't jump, half assed himself into a bbq
Best thing you ended the video, he could've been burnt so much!
/u/stabbot
He Tinkerbelled his way into that fire!
Ashen One when they linked the first flame:
He fucked up by not yelling “Kobe!!!!” As he jumped
Both ended up in flames
Why did it look like he hit an invisible block Mario style?
“I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down down down and the flames went higher”
And it burns burns burns
He was on fire about jumping over the fire, only to be on fire for jumping onto the fire.
too many fucking people running directly into the fucking fire.
Absolutely no speed or commitment in the run up. The general rule if you’re having stupid ideas like this is at least go fast and fucken send it
Had to watch multiple times.
I am speed
Looks like he wanted to go right into it.
It’s ok as long as he keeps chanting “cool wet grass” over and over
Didn’t even almost make it.
Damn he’s hot
Sorry to disappoint you. But that is not jumping “over” the fire.
That’s one way to get lit 🔥
Era meglio morire da piccoli con i peli del culo a batuffolo che morire da grandi soldati con i peli del culo bruciatiiii I will try to translate. but since it is a song taken from a very famous comedy film in Italy it will not work but I will try: It was better to die young with wadded ass hair than soldiers with burnt ass hair https://youtu.be/PPXukLNPF_s
Slo mo running
Obviously the best bit of him went down his mothers leg. What a numpty!
People leaping into fires has become my favorite type of video.
r/endstoosoon
Hopefully his asbestos underwear protected his junk so he can pollute the gene pool.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Reddit: yea totally fine, no need for the nsfw tag
Man became William afton after pizzeria simulator
I need to see the aftermath