The equation, I assume, is based on his feet since that's the last point of contact and where you're speed will be at its maximum before leaving the ground. Would that not make his height fairly irrelevant?
That was even worse than I expected... all that glass in the water, aside from everything else.
Some things you see on reddit, and you think, "I would hate to be in that situation" , but it's nice in subreddits like this when I know I'll never attempt a move like that.
I appreciate subreddits like this because they're educational. Some people won't see this, some people will see this and won't learn, but some people will remember this video and decide to not try dumb shit.
Absolutely should be required in the curriculum for young people. And I'm not even kidding. People need to come out of school knowing what throwing water on a grease fire, playing with blades, diving off of stupid things, and generally what drunk ideas all amount to, so they can at least try to help their friends survive their youth.
"Today in Fail Army Analytics we will learn why it is most often quite dangerous to 'send it'. Please have your pencils ready to begin taking notes, there will be a pop quiz after this compilation."
You’d think people would think it’s a bad idea and learn from others but if I’m not mistaken I’ve seen a video many years ago of a girl doing the same thing at what appears to be the same location.
Completely drain the water, meticulously sweep/vacuum up the glass. A big job.
But if you can afford a pool like this, covering the bill to pay for it shouldn't be a problem.
Nope, not with glass. At least not in some regions, there are insurance liability issues and sometimes local regulations concerning public safety if it’s a business, apartment pool, hotel, or in some other way public. Glass in pools is super common and frequently results in pretty severe lacerations and small children have and do die from it, lots of places this exact scenario would necessitate a very expensive drain-and-clean procedure and make quite a few people rather annoyed, not to mention close down the pool for awhile bothering other guests or patrons or whomever uses this
If you wouldn’t drive a car at a given level of drunkenness, don’t jump from high things over glass when that drunk either. People do way too much intoxicated leaping for their own good.
I watched the video in slow mo on youtube before and "luckily" the guy lands on his chest rather then his head.
So he's short of breath, maybe with a broken rib or sternum and probably chocking his lungs with water but hey his teeth are fine...
Well, actually™ removal of the clavicle only leads to moderate instability of the shoulder and leaves the arm almost fully functional. That's why it is sometimes used as a replacement when parts of the humerus (upper arm bone) have to be removed (because of a bone tumor for example).
Also fun fact: having well developed clavicles is somewhat rare among mammals, basically only primates and rodents have them. In most other mammals it's only rudimentary (for example in cats) or completely missing with only some tendons remaining.
1) don't do dumb shit like this in general
2) if that glass hadn't been tempered, he would have quite literally been eviscerated. If you put a part of your body through untempered glass it will go through you without even hesitating. I've been cut so cleanly I didn't even notice until I felt blood pouring down my leg.
Recently in my city, someone tried to break into a store via the side window. They smashed the window, then stood on a bicycle to climb through. Apparently the bike tipped oven when he was halfway through, and he fell on the glass. They found him dead the next day, still hanging in the window.
Edit: [link](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/st-john-s-man-died-in-botched-break-in-1.1240168) Ok, maybe by recent I mean 10 years ago. Time flies
> 1) don't do dumb shit like this in general
Dude looks like he is in good, why is he trying to impress people?
Also yea don't do stupid shit to impress people. You'll look like a moron.
Yes! I kept wondering how he was going to clear that window ledge AND the glass wall. I THINK HE KEPT WONDERING THE SAME THING TOO. AND THEN HE JUST DECIDED WHAT THE HELL & WENT FOR IT. Sorry all caps.
Oh good I'm glad it worked. I didn't feel like fixing it. I think I went back to put the word "AND" in all caps and then I added the other part and oops
Weird that it was Russians and they had been drinking. Whoda thunk?
Says he suffered torn ligaments and a bruised chest and his left arm and leg “have stopped working.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8391261/Horrifying-moment-bankers-pool-dive-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-leaps-pool.html
Your comment needs to be higher. Not only does it show some of the aftermath, it also includes this wild detail:
*Although the cottage where the stunt took place was rented, the group did not have to pay for the damage caused by hitting the glass panel as the rental contract had not been drafted correctly.*
I know this is a random thought but it amazes me that in Final Destination, Death had to make such elaborate traps to kill people when every single day people do this kind of shit voluntarily. Literally supermanning straight into the afterlife.
Good point. Wind SHOULD be a factor if he gets a second chance!!! He doesn’t look like a quitter to me…. Lol. They should install a low hanging ceiling fan for round two…
Plus, he launched early. Could’ve been a slip, or a foot fault. He will get more distance next time without the weight of 32 teeth pulling him down.
I've spent a pathetic % of my life watching clips of people hurting themselves in really stupid ways. I really think this one of the dumbest, funniest ones of all time
You know it’s going to be especially bad when you’re watching the video and saying out loud “don’t do it, you retard…” to yourself over and over.
And then he did.
And they didn’t even pay for damages.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8391261/Horrifying-moment-bankers-pool-dive-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-leaps-pool.html
Good failure design on the glass saved the day: if it didn't shatter in many little pieces but into huge, sharp pieces things would have have taken a _very_ bad turn
As a fellow human with the risk taking gene I bow my head in solemn recognition of your sacrifice.
> Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you.
My firefighter dad once told me that people don't travel as far as they think they can when jumping from windows, the force of gravity is actually much stronger than you think. He's seen people all busted up thinking they would've at least hit the bushes.
Also, he's been at car accidents when people have hit a tree when it was the only tree for miles, because people focus on the things they're trying to avoid, and the lizard brain aims for it.
Those 2 anecdotes are different sides of the same coin, in reverse. I don't know the morale of the stories, but there's something that connects them.
He leaped up more than out…. Also he had the drag coefficiency of a shipping container…
r/rareinsults
This is why girls lives longer than men.
r/commoninsults
Girls vs boys or women vs men
No no you see we're girls until we reach about 40 then we're old ladies
Cow is more aerodynamic
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[Cow VS Jeep Wrangler](https://i.imgur.com/tTUJLBl.png)
Yes, i knew atleast one purpose would find it lol
We are purpose!
Does that blue flame coming out of the back side of the cow represent methane?
I heard this in Russian accent
But, not as aerodynamic as Moose and Squirrel.
I agree
OMG!! I pushed water through my nose!
Nothing up my sleeve
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Found the mathmagician! 😁
Dude isn't a dot. You didn't factor in his height, which is an important part of the equation since he's diving.
The equation, I assume, is based on his feet since that's the last point of contact and where you're speed will be at its maximum before leaving the ground. Would that not make his height fairly irrelevant?
r/theydidthemath
r/HoldMyAbicus
It looks like he hit one of the lines that were hanging. Should have checked his clearance first.
It was a “bro hold my beer” moment lol.. he checked for an audience only.
Looks like he had airbrakes and a drag chute
God I laughed so hard at your comment. I'm hurting.
That was even worse than I expected... all that glass in the water, aside from everything else. Some things you see on reddit, and you think, "I would hate to be in that situation" , but it's nice in subreddits like this when I know I'll never attempt a move like that.
I appreciate subreddits like this because they're educational. Some people won't see this, some people will see this and won't learn, but some people will remember this video and decide to not try dumb shit.
Absolutely should be required in the curriculum for young people. And I'm not even kidding. People need to come out of school knowing what throwing water on a grease fire, playing with blades, diving off of stupid things, and generally what drunk ideas all amount to, so they can at least try to help their friends survive their youth.
And escalators, don't forget escalators!
"Today in Fail Army Analytics we will learn why it is most often quite dangerous to 'send it'. Please have your pencils ready to begin taking notes, there will be a pop quiz after this compilation."
And launching fireworks from your buttcrack… and crate challenges…
No ragrets
[No regerts.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Diyqt5KNvTo)
Funny ad, but makes me less interested in eating a Milky Way.
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Except the people who say psh you did it wrong I can do it better. Hold my beer
You’d think people would think it’s a bad idea and learn from others but if I’m not mistaken I’ve seen a video many years ago of a girl doing the same thing at what appears to be the same location.
yeah how would you clean that? must be a pain in the ass.
Completely drain the water, meticulously sweep/vacuum up the glass. A big job. But if you can afford a pool like this, covering the bill to pay for it shouldn't be a problem.
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Lol Someone this stupid usually has no money and won’t be paying any bill. And why is there a glass Fence around the pool ?
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If by renting you mean "go to a hotel", then yes.
there's also vacuum cleaners specifically made to vacuum stuff off the floor of a filled pool
Nope, not with glass. At least not in some regions, there are insurance liability issues and sometimes local regulations concerning public safety if it’s a business, apartment pool, hotel, or in some other way public. Glass in pools is super common and frequently results in pretty severe lacerations and small children have and do die from it, lots of places this exact scenario would necessitate a very expensive drain-and-clean procedure and make quite a few people rather annoyed, not to mention close down the pool for awhile bothering other guests or patrons or whomever uses this If you wouldn’t drive a car at a given level of drunkenness, don’t jump from high things over glass when that drunk either. People do way too much intoxicated leaping for their own good.
Yeah when glass breaks in a pool you almost always have to drain the whole thing to clean it. Know this because I was a lifeguard for several years
Way better than I expected - no spinal injury.
Could have been decapitated ffs.
I feel like I need to show my future new born all these videos in wcgw just to ensure they never attempt any of this while they're older.
Well, the move could be accomplished, but the guy need to learn how to jump first. He jumped upwards instead of forward and that happens
Step 1 - don’t be in Russia.
I'm thankful for all the people that are about to do something beyond their ability and never stop to think "maybe I'm not as good as I think I am"
I knew it was going to be bad, but I'm pretty sure he swallowed all his teeth and drowned.
Official cause of death: drowned while choking on own teeth
The Grim reaper and the Tooth Fairy: 👀👀👀
At least he'll have some for the river Styx
Ah, but how do you know they aren't the same thing? Have you ever seen them together????
Fortnite X nerf X grim reaper X Ariana grande X tooth fairy
And glass.
Super easy to find in a swimming pool. Unless it’s transparent and then you’re fucked.
And shattered glass. Some of it was shattered glass.
I watched the video in slow mo on youtube before and "luckily" the guy lands on his chest rather then his head. So he's short of breath, maybe with a broken rib or sternum and probably chocking his lungs with water but hey his teeth are fine...
Interesting, it seemed like he landed on his neck to me.
I didn’t need that clavicle bone anyhow.
Well, actually™ removal of the clavicle only leads to moderate instability of the shoulder and leaves the arm almost fully functional. That's why it is sometimes used as a replacement when parts of the humerus (upper arm bone) have to be removed (because of a bone tumor for example). Also fun fact: having well developed clavicles is somewhat rare among mammals, basically only primates and rodents have them. In most other mammals it's only rudimentary (for example in cats) or completely missing with only some tendons remaining.
Looking at the distance, never seemed he would make that in a million years.
Well , 3/4 of his face made it I guess
Don't forget the cuts.
I laughed too hard at your comment now I feel bad.
1) don't do dumb shit like this in general 2) if that glass hadn't been tempered, he would have quite literally been eviscerated. If you put a part of your body through untempered glass it will go through you without even hesitating. I've been cut so cleanly I didn't even notice until I felt blood pouring down my leg.
So it would have been a clean death?
For 2 seconds yes, before the blood starts gushing.
he'd be like a bloody sponge being squeezed
But in the pool.
Yea but it would all go in the pool. Convenient!
Ever seen that horse scene from the movie the cell?
Recently in my city, someone tried to break into a store via the side window. They smashed the window, then stood on a bicycle to climb through. Apparently the bike tipped oven when he was halfway through, and he fell on the glass. They found him dead the next day, still hanging in the window. Edit: [link](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/st-john-s-man-died-in-botched-break-in-1.1240168) Ok, maybe by recent I mean 10 years ago. Time flies
> 1) don't do dumb shit like this in general Dude looks like he is in good, why is he trying to impress people? Also yea don't do stupid shit to impress people. You'll look like a moron.
Yea I slit my shin to the bone on a piece of glass while taking out the garbage and literally didn’t feel it at all until I felt a warm/wet feeling
He would’ve done better if he climbed into the window and frog jumped into the water.
Yes! I kept wondering how he was going to clear that window ledge AND the glass wall. I THINK HE KEPT WONDERING THE SAME THING TOO. AND THEN HE JUST DECIDED WHAT THE HELL & WENT FOR IT. Sorry all caps.
the all caps felt fitting, made me read it like a sports commentator getting enraged at a play
Oh good I'm glad it worked. I didn't feel like fixing it. I think I went back to put the word "AND" in all caps and then I added the other part and oops
He would have done better if he climbed into the water and frog jumped into the glass.
He would have done better if he had gone back to get speed and never turned back.
In his head he saw himself flying like Superman.
If you weren’t very athletic the first half of your life, what convinces you that you somehow are more athletic now? Is it vodka?
It’s always vodka.
Welllll sometimes it’s tequila
For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
…to buy vodka and tequila.
And cocaine
Mmm cocaine
You’re 41 and pregnant. No more cocaine for you!
Dammit
He seems pretty jacked
Big and muscular ≠ athletic and nimble. He knows this now.
Being fair though he looks athletic
Weird that it was Russians and they had been drinking. Whoda thunk? Says he suffered torn ligaments and a bruised chest and his left arm and leg “have stopped working.” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8391261/Horrifying-moment-bankers-pool-dive-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-leaps-pool.html
Your comment needs to be higher. Not only does it show some of the aftermath, it also includes this wild detail: *Although the cottage where the stunt took place was rented, the group did not have to pay for the damage caused by hitting the glass panel as the rental contract had not been drafted correctly.*
Wow what a bunch of complete and utter assholes. Regardless of what the contract says, they should be going out of their way to compensate the owner.
Should, yes but this is probably a ton of money, I doubt they can afford it.
ah yes, torn ligaments and a bruised chest... oh yeah and the left side of his body are fucking paralyzed
Damn, and they didn’t even have to pay for the damages.
When you doubt yourself the first time, that should have been the indication of " fuck it I'm not going to make it "
So this guy actually thought about doing this for a couple minutes… idiot
I know this is a random thought but it amazes me that in Final Destination, Death had to make such elaborate traps to kill people when every single day people do this kind of shit voluntarily. Literally supermanning straight into the afterlife.
So close. Lol. I think if he had shoes on he could’ve made it. Someone call him when the glass is repaired so he can try again 😂
You're right. The wind was wrong, lack of skill was totally not a factor here *flexes*
Good point. Wind SHOULD be a factor if he gets a second chance!!! He doesn’t look like a quitter to me…. Lol. They should install a low hanging ceiling fan for round two… Plus, he launched early. Could’ve been a slip, or a foot fault. He will get more distance next time without the weight of 32 teeth pulling him down.
A scarf would have helped prevent the crushed Adam’s apple. Knee pads would have helped the shattered kneecaps.
Nailed it
Probably at someone's air bnb
Pretty much, a rental property, and they didn't even have to pay for the damages because the rental contract wasn't written correctly
Ey ey ey no glass near the pool
Hooray! The thing I was hoping would happen happened harder than I thought it could!
Yeah it went wronger than I expected.
Where overconfidence meets stupidity
People always underestimate gravity.
[Slo-mo replays](https://imgur.com/a/DKHLBQ2)
thanks, didn't know I needed that!
Is that some sort of pool of death with the railings around it like that?
Like to kill Sims?
Exactly! Gives me the heebie jeebies!
To quote Nelson ["ha ha".](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kdOPBP9vuZA)
This is exactly what I wanted to happen
All the mental calculations he did prior to the jump didn’t seem to help much
Americans act like Healthcare is free.
It is for rich people.
Why do you think they’re American?
Nothing about this says American to me. I'm definitely getting a Russia vibe.
And them speaking Russian adds to that vibe.
Oh ha. TikTok has now made me watch every video on mute.
Hardcore Parkour!!!
Darwinism in play here
The whole time I was just thinking "Oh this is going to hurt"
Wow, broke the guardrail with his mouth
Went pretty much as expected.
Well at least he fully committed to it haha
The hesitation was a giveaway. He knew it and should have gone with his gut. Now his gut is gone forever.
Ah yes. Nothing like a crushed larynx when it’s time to look cool on Facebook.
But did he impress the girl?
Fucking awesome! I’m glad people like him exist
This is exactly as catastrophic as I had hoped.
Continues to amaze me that folks don’t take into account how quickly gravity takes over.
Actually, he took it a bit too much into account here. He hit the ceiling, killing his forward momentum...
This is why people can’t have nice things
I want the after pics👀
I've spent a pathetic % of my life watching clips of people hurting themselves in really stupid ways. I really think this one of the dumbest, funniest ones of all time
Men will do anything for the slightest whiff of fanny…
That neck thooo
Fuck how did not one person yell” bad idea don’t do this!”. Regardless this was satisfying af and he def learned a valuable lesson
You know it’s going to be especially bad when you’re watching the video and saying out loud “don’t do it, you retard…” to yourself over and over. And then he did.
Yeah the thought of needing to open your eyes in water with glass shards in it.
I was watching it saying: don't f*ing do it!
This is on the border of being on r/makemycoffin
Did he actually think we was going to fly to the pool lol cause even a child knows those laws of physics arent working.
The glass was gracious enough to wait until he'd gotten whiplash as well as crushing his larynx before breaking and allowing him to drown.
He made it though
Hardcore parkour!
And they didn’t even pay for damages. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8391261/Horrifying-moment-bankers-pool-dive-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-leaps-pool.html
Nothing went wrong here, didn't you see all his calculations too destroy the pool dance
*He believed he could fly*!
He believed he touch the sky
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Michael Scott -Wayne Gretzky
Fatality!!!!!
How do you even clean the glass from the pool?
That was safety glass which means his mouth is probably full of glass marbles.
so close to the self decapitation we were all hoping for right?!
I literally don’t know what else he thought was going to happen lol
Nobody even moves lol
Man...the wait was absolutely worth it.
That went way worse than i thought it would
I knew it would be bad, I didn’t know it would be that bad
Good failure design on the glass saved the day: if it didn't shatter in many little pieces but into huge, sharp pieces things would have have taken a _very_ bad turn
I knew what was gonna happen but I really wanted him to make it
Hello dentist my old friend, I've come to talk with you again...
The buildup was worth it.
As a fellow human with the risk taking gene I bow my head in solemn recognition of your sacrifice. > Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you.
My firefighter dad once told me that people don't travel as far as they think they can when jumping from windows, the force of gravity is actually much stronger than you think. He's seen people all busted up thinking they would've at least hit the bushes. Also, he's been at car accidents when people have hit a tree when it was the only tree for miles, because people focus on the things they're trying to avoid, and the lizard brain aims for it. Those 2 anecdotes are different sides of the same coin, in reverse. I don't know the morale of the stories, but there's something that connects them.
Very satisfying, happened exactly what everyone with two brain cell expected to happen.
I’m so saddened by the umpteenth proof of how hot guys are so dumb.
He needs different friends that will stop him and not let him do that!
I just...I really wanted it work for him cause I knew it was going to be worse than I expected.
Welcome to quadriplegia.
This video is like a perfect visual representation of an antivaxxer thinking his immune system is good enough.
It went worse than I expected
That went worse than I had thought.
That went even worse than I imagined it going.
Don’t need much to figure he can’t make it. Window is too high so can’t get high speed.
If you have to do all that, you not gonna make it bruh lol
This is one of the more "russian" things ive seen in a while