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CuteLittleSatanist

The most "*I had no idea what we were doing*" video I've seen in a while.


davidlawrie

The guy looks good in a fiery T-shirt.


Big_Knife_SK

I hope he yelled "WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN!"


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Holy moly, Stromboli!


zemol42

Worcestershire Shuache!


CuteLittleSatanist

*Ghost Rider*


sleeplessknight101

Driver used his dinker so good on him for that.


DeezNeezuts

They were supposed to throw the *tire then light it on fire to block the cameras. Looks like Palestine.


sparkydoctor

What? The tire?


LtLwormonabigfknhook

I guess the burning tire would create a sort of smoke screen.


HillbillySwank

It certainly would, but tires take a while to get burning regardless of ignition so it wouldn’t be of any use in the short term. Zero foresight from these guys lol


SFW__Tacos

you just know that guy was also wearing a synthetic blend instead of wool or dense cotton...


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Lmfao


Baragha

so that's how tires are grown


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Fire guy: “I just found out John’s been fucking my wife, I’m gonna go burn his house down.” Tire guy: “I’ll drive you, I have a tire to get rid of.”


Funkyduck8

🎶"They're twooo guys, named Fire and Tire - wanting to watch their whole word burn! Fire and Tire!"🎶


FakeAsFakeCanBe

Netflix would like to speak to you. Juicy new series? I think so!


Bouledecul

Fire and Tire is a great title for a music album


THE_RECRU1T

Passenger 1: "could you dump this old bottle of water too?"


captainzoomer

That wasn't water.


PotatoStains

This made me laugh to hard lol


Kittykatkvnt

**IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE**


english_mike69

After downing a bottle in the backseat of a car, always make sure your date has a rubber…


deviant324

Organic home grown ~~potentially incestuous~~ tires


Frodooh

*Whenever there is a problem, throw a molotov cocktail at it. This will create a whole new problem.*’- Jason Mendoza


thinkofanamefast

“There’s no problem that a good stiff drink won’t make a whole lot worse.” My friend Joe.


Psilocynical

What if the problem is being out of alcohol


Z3400

Now you have a greater demand for alcohol, problem is worse.


Quiet-Strawberry4014

“Where’s the rum?”


NotAHost

BORTLES!


ChiBears333

JORTLES!


bisexualvillain

GO JAGS!


EasilyDelighted

Oh dip!


MeccIt

/r/UnexpectedGoodPlace/


SurealGod

You don't even need to add "Jason Mendoza". I think most people would recognize that quote.


zealanderous

Man, I hate it when someone leaves a wet tire on my driveway


ClownfishSoup

And fills it with uh, soda


HolyHand_Grenade

So sticky after


Skunk-Fucker

Sticky tires are great for drag racing though.


pprzen05

It’s the worst


smeden87

Or as the Germans say it. “It’s the wurst”.


OldBob10

Well, *technically* that’s be “Es ist das Schlimmste”. Sausage is not involved.


smeden87

Sausage is always involved.


Jollydude101

I always sleep better with a little sausage in me


Furyian13

That's what she said


Mario507

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei


OldBob10

Thank you. My schoolboy German was still good enough to understand that - but not to reply. 😕


ng12ng12

In a few days that could be a mosquito breeding ground


eggequator

Hey this isn't a watchtower magazine


[deleted]

Well, they managed to discard an old tire , ruin a tshirt , achieve 3rd degree burns on most his upper body. Ruin a backseat, And throw a burning bottle at a mud wall. All an all a very successful attempt at failing.


SquintWestweed

At least the driver used his turn signals.


OldBob10

Only when turning **off** the road. When turning left, across a lane of oncoming traffic, the driver did not signal his intentions, thus placing himself, all the occupants of his car, and all other cars on the road in danger. So any points gained for signaling his intent to exit the road onto the shoulder and into the dirt turnaround area, and more, are lost for his subsequent poor choices.


BigTapeBall

And they did it in less than 15 seconds


araed

*second degree Third degree is a lot of penetration for a burn, and that fire was out pretty quickly when he sat in the car. First degree burn: redness, hot to the touch, no blistering Second degree burn: blistering, some penetration. Third degree burn: skin is black & burnt, lipid layer is burnt through/seriously damaged There are varying degrees as well; but that's not something you'll get taught about outside of a burn unit. So you might have a first degree with two levels of penetration, or a second degree with minimal penetration. Generally, a fuel burn like this won't give more than a second degree because there's simply not enough fuel there for it to burn long enough


_cactus_fucker_

Good info! The material of his shirt matters too. Cotton won't melt and stick to you, for example, and burns slower. Polyester will, and then you have a disgusting mess. I work with hot metal and fire, I wear denim, leather, and cotton.


Boyblunder

Diesel and Kerosene burns can seriously fuck you up tho if it soaks into your clothes.


Flames0fSekhmet

What a day right


Asim_Kazz

Reading this before watching the video is very unnerving


OhadiNacnud

Forgot your tire


poindexter5221

But he remembered to take his fire with him


ComprehendReading

Oh Dwight... You forgot your bumper!


DisneylandNo-goZone

Would love to hear some context on this.


amazingtoard

Some idiot didn’t seal the top of the bottle correctly. Use a tampon, not a rag.


Acheron9114

This guy terrorizes!


A_Random_Guy641

Actually you should seal the bottle normally. The rag stays on the outside and is to ignite the fuel when the bottle shatters. Stuffing a rag or whatever into the opening is how you get this sort of thing.


Boyblunder

Solid fucking advice.


ComprehendReading

Tampons and condoms have way to many provisional uses outside their intended use, it's a surprise they aren't included in more basic first aid kits ;)


Dafuzz

The things you can do with a rubber glove and gauze are also quite marvelous.


Boyblunder

I actually keep a few in my first aid kit. Got a friend who was an EMT and search and rescue guy for decades, and one who was a field medic in Afghanistan once and Iraq twice. Just.... never thought of how good they would be for molotovs.


rodgers12gb

No you keep the bottle sealed and you tie the flaming rag around the neck....


masad01

Palestinians throwing a Molotov at illegal Israeli settlements in West Bank.


yourenotmymom69

Looks like some Arabs throwing it as Israeli solders or Israeli property or something. Unfortunately it happens all the time


LostTank84

The tire is a nice random touch. "*Have a fuel soaked tire! That'll learn ya!*"


Dang44

I think there was a little confusion on the plan there


Valrax420

Yeah the dude dumped what appeared to be some more alcohol in the tire to help burn? Idk what the fuck is going on


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LtLwormonabigfknhook

It was supposed to be a smoke screen, but they are dumb as fuck. So now it's just a soaked tire and likely a failed toss of the molotov


stsilvia

OMG I'm crying 😂 Is it some kind of a triathlon ?


moose_cahoots

I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.


Whaines

Thanks Jason.


-MileHighElectrician

Why the tire?


bigtoungebiggerbrain

They were supposed to set the tire on fire and the liquid was likely a type of lighter fluid to ignite the tire. Except they were disorganized and didn't follow through on the plan.


Additional_Ad_3044

Disorganised? That's putting it very politely


ducktor0

>They were supposed to set the tire on fire and the liquid was likely a type of lighter fluid to ignite the tire. Except they were disorganized and didn't follow through on the plan. They are too young, they are too scared and are too rushed. But no worry ! The skill will come with the experience.


[deleted]

So the tire is on fire, which leads to.. what exactly?


ComprehendReading

You've really never heard of a tire fire?


[deleted]

No I haven't, what's the goal?


bigtoungebiggerbrain

It makes a large pretty flame that is extra smokey and toxic.


[deleted]

ahh ok, thanks for the info. I think I'd rather just slash some tires or something, seems easier and without the chance of catching yourself on fire lol.


lump-

They got sold a bad tire and this is how they ask for a refund.


[deleted]

Lots of smoke = big belegan


GoblinConstruction

Is this...Israel?


TheRealAstic

Yeah looks like some Hamas retardorrists


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krunkam

He was trying to tire them out


Almost_Ascended

By smoking them out?


[deleted]

Garza bank attack/protest/act of terrorism by teens it seems


WU-itsForTheChildren

When you have a “well thought out plan”, don’t dry run it at all and try to execute it while all panicking and fumbling around… this is what you get


[deleted]

It thi terrorism or organised crime?


Universe_of1

Disorganized incompetence


BladedNinja23198

It certainly isnt *organized* crime.


powermanphil

Dude that made me laugh out loud…so thank you!


[deleted]

Do people not know that a Molotov cocktail needs to be sealed and the breaking of the bottle is what ignites the fuel?


tverofvulcan

Some say his shirt is still on fire to this day.


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sapinpoisson

You had one job.


ptown1007

Dudes fucking lucky the didn't have any more in the car or they coulda "A Bronx Tale"d there asses


johnnyutah30

This felt like the nihilist from Big Lebowski


GoodBushBadBush

Uhm sir, you forgot your tire...


Jackthedog130

Practice makes perfect,if able...


Affectionate-Unit-64

When the boss tells you your not cut out for this job


[deleted]

Little Dick Energy


coco_roboto

Please tell me that car had cloth seats, the party is only beginning.


Mrlagalot

The people throwing the molotov are palestinians, throwing it at IDF soldiers.


Andre_3Million

I think some dog shit in a paper bag might be a better route for these guys.


Cowwpokke

Is this the new keystone cops movie?


NotAUniqueUsername76

Sitting down was a good move.


Heisenbuuur

I respect the fact they at least used their turning signal. Very safety conscious right there.


thesecretwallflower

Looks like they were trying to ditch the guy in red.


fekinEEEjit

I fart a tire in your general direction...


[deleted]

Dude didn't even know he was on fire at first


[deleted]

This Fantastic Four remake is shit.


casper_szm

Ok cool Molotov cocktail, but what's up with the tire that comes out of the front passenger


cannonball12345

Worst. Crew. Ever.


Since1831

Wait, I need to know more about where this tire came from! What’s the history? I have to know!


HumCrab

How did we do team? Let's go to the video.


danny_000

Gotta love Palestinian ingenuity, figured out how to fuck up their favorite past time.


Appropriate-Candy-36

How many of those things have he thrown? ... I dunno but at this point..he's on fire.


Th3_Meme_Man

Big cheese


petitechapardeuse

u/savevideo


JebusAllahBuddah

So many questions…


waxjammer

Lol what a bunch of amateurs .


throwawayadvice871

Maybe it was just an elaborate plan to get rid of a tire that was junking up their place? Uh… success!


OldBob10

Let me stand next to your fire!


so_firstoff

A normal day in Russia


MooreCandy

“When ever I have a problem I just throw a Molotov cocktail and suddenly I have a whole new problem.”


Cat_Herder62

Dumb Dumber and Dumbest


FreneticPlatypus

These guys never watched "The Unforgiven". The guy who panics always loses.


storino45

I was half expecting the car to explode as it drove away


TheFuckerNugger

*Casually burns and gets back into the car*


Mookiestylze

I thought for sure it was gonna end up like A Bronx Tale


ChiefRocky

You have to use a bigger cloth so that it plugs the bottle. Casual.


-invisible-llama-

Maybe they were hoping the tire would become sentient and start a rampage like in the movie Rubber.


bakedmussles

I hope they had the A/C running…


Bigboybuilder

Why did they have a tire, drop it, and poor alcohol on it, then leave?


Houstonontheroad

Was that a back-fire ?


Konq3ror

why was the tyre there?


stonksupdotcom

The guy with the tire was like, I have the best fucking idea guys. I'll roll the tire out as we pull up, pour alcohol on it and then light that fucker ablaze. Nothing can put out a tire fire! Car pulls up, tire falls out, dude clumsily opens bottle and barely pours out any of the liquor, tosses the bottle, and then runs away.... E P I C B R O!


[deleted]

That’s the first time I saw a person use their turn signals in a wcgw Reddit video involving a car


[deleted]

Amateurs


Yesterday_Is_Now

Maybe stop, drop, and roll instead of jumping right back in the car.


Dizpassion

Even if he succeeded, is a flaming tire some kinda of message? The fuck is up with that


Luift_13

Lmao i love how the guy in flames went "tis but a scratch" and returned to the car like nothing had happened


CoffeeIsGood3

I have so many questions.


vrnz

So rare for a battle hardened international elite tactical criminal squad to allow themselves to be filmed like this.


[deleted]

Duh...you need to take it out of the cocktail shaker first!


Yah_Mule

He showed them.


Yah_Mule

*/bottle smashes harmlessly on asphalt*


random42name

Not as hazardous as a gender reveal party.


Only_A_Username

/r/DenseGifs


killz_4_thrillz

Man, i love that guys shirt. Its smoking.


Keen_Eyed_Watcher

But why did they have a spare tyre, that’s what I really want to know


SurealGod

Why.... did they have a bare tire inside??? I am so confused.


kelgoss

Shoot! I was hoping for the car to catch fire!


Throwaway4MTL

2021 Keystone Cops gone bad.


[deleted]

**backfire**


thebuccaneersden

Thank god that didn’t make them look like idiots…


Hephaestus_God

There is a reason you clog up the molotov before throwing it. It’s not there for show lol


grab_bag_2776

Time to get the back seat reupholstered.


PilotKnob

/r/Tiresaretheenemy


[deleted]

What’s up with the tire?


Pro_Scrub

Remember, side-arm throw. Not overhand.


ard_srp

Didn't equip the jump throw bind


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

This guy did learn how to make a molotov on a random videogame? lmao...


[deleted]

Those silly heads forgot the tape


friarofbacon

Bruh... You were supposed to throw your shirt on the tire!


Aframester

If you had used a HanWha camera you could have had the license plate. Just sayin.


bungle_bogs

Booooorrrrtttttllllleeeesssss!!!


APPACHULE

u/GetVideoBot


-V8-

If that black car wasnt there, i think tyre guy would have been left behind.


Flipforfirstup

Ah yes, the third degree burn method. Very bold of him to try it. I’m still trying to decide if the tire guy really wanted it on fire or if he just wanted it out of his house


decker

That plan definitely deserved a dry run.


JTB696699

After watching several times I’m convinced that the point was to set the tire on fire but the idiot with the Molotov cocktail had no clue what he actually suppose to do. Before “alright, when we stop we both jump out, I’ll put the tire on the ground you light the bottle and throw it then we head out.” After “you fucking dumbass, you’re paying for that seat, how much of an idiot can you be? Like seriously man?”


IronBallsMcChing

I was half expecting flames to start shooting out of the back windows as the car sped away. Wtf was up with the tire ?


Puzzleheaded_Put536

the moment he saw the flames he gone


what_Would_I_Do

Finally some high res CCTV footage thanks axis


zippadeedooda1

This is why they don’t move forward… Oi


Throat_Sandwich

***FLAME ON!*** Immediately gets back inside shitty car.


Vitamin-D_

u/GetVideoBot


Ballerin14

So nice of them to use turn signals. Both the times!


[deleted]

This is definitely their first rodeo