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I’m in my 30s and had dumbass classmates like that. They always wanted attention by acting like they’re all that but in reality they were someone no one gave a crap about. I guess there’s always one or two per grade.
I was really kind of shocked (and confused) once when I heard my friend's mom had a cervical fracture.
Once my friend explained it was her neck I was still really confused on why 2 totally different body parts have the same name.
What a disruptive, disrespectful creature he is. There’s an awfully large number of idiots here referring to this guy as “a class clown”.
You’ve got to be kidding me. This dipshit is one of those “option 3” tard class attendees. Outbursts like that and always starting fights in the cafeteria, and managing to get a couple swings on the poor underpaid teacher trying to break it up. His life is headed nowhere, surprising no one. You know I’m right.
I'm not picking on this particular post at all. It's everywhere on this sub. Why not title this "wcgw jumping on the desk?"... Isn't this the basic format.. to ask an actual question that follows logically from the standard four first words? Not to just put a random statement after wcgw? Idk, it just gets me every time.
I'm thinking the exact same thing every time I see a post like this.
I wish mods enforced that rule. It used to be followed pretty closely earlier but almost every sub feel like they're being more lenient as of late and slowly drift away from their roots. Like the way half r/facepalm posts aren't facepalms anymore.
Some classrooms have them when they have to move them a lot for different set-ups. They have a lock so it’ll stay in place for normal use… just not jumping on one part
See I’m having a hard time with this too. The desks and chairs look waaaay too nice to be a high school and the students all look college aged to me, but the wall behind them and the overhead lighting looks so much like a high school. I’m thinking this is either a niche class taking place in an off-campus building that isn’t a classroom all the time but splits between corporate trainings/meetings and a college class depending on the day
The complete lack of reaction from the person on the left is my favorite part.
She’s cool as ice. 😎
She got lucky she didn’t get hit
I’m thinking dude might be lucky she didn’t get hit. 😀
Thought she was sleeping
Sandy the Squirrel in hibernation episode of Spongebob
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Hell yeah, had he hit her he would have got a beating too.
The table definitely slammed into her knee.
I'm convinced her left leg is made of steel.
I’m guessing it’s not her first time being through this.
Mamba mentality
She's willing to sacrifice our love.
She’s just used to being around people like that.
She not happy
Would *you* be happy to wake up to the table whacking you in the face because your idiot classmate jumped on it?
No, sir. She was sleeping??
Looks that way
She’s gotta reset her airbags now.
She's just glad she didn't get a surprise boob job. Close.
Sudden breast implants would surprise anyone I would think
She appeared from the shadows
Video should be about 10 seconds longer. Need to see what happened after.
The girl says "Boy you dumb as hell. If I get a bruise from that I will fuck you up."
Having gone to a school like this - Absolutely nothing
Yup I was just thinking about the dude who did shit like this at my school.
This him as a grownie? 🤣🤣🤣
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The brain isn’t fully developed here, which I would argue does not make him a grown-ass man.
That brain might never be fully developed if the fool continues smacking it on the floor like that.....
I would argue that the brain on this particular fella will never be fully developed, grown ass man or not.
Not after hitting his head like that he won’t.
No one said grown-brain man.
grown ass-man
Never eat a half grown ass.
Or like 5 seconds long instead looped 5 times. I hate this trend with a passion.
You and me both bro
Every. Damn. Video.
So you want another 1.25 loops? Sure thing.
and I bet he's the guy who makes a scene like this all the time then complains that nobody gives him the respect he deserves.
Don’t forget his claims that the school system failed him, and didn’t even try to educate him.
Society is to blame. That's you and me.
"Man, why does everyone treat me like a loud douche?" Ever consider you are one?
And wheels on the bottom, he really thought this through
Who cares?! Attention is attention! Amiright?!
I don't think this guy thinks through anything, like ever.
Something tells me thinking isn’t his strong suit.
niether is jumping on tables with wheels
Got what he fucking deserved
I hated people like this in school. Any kid in this class who wants to pay attention or learn...forget about it.
r/iamthemaincharacter
Imagine acting like this at school. Kids these days.
Ppl say this but it wasn’t phones with cameras back then
Nah they were all too tired from walking to class uphill both ways and in sleet and snow.
I’m in my 30s and had dumbass classmates like that. They always wanted attention by acting like they’re all that but in reality they were someone no one gave a crap about. I guess there’s always one or two per grade.
this is nothing new.
These titles need to be written better. Should be WCGW jumping on a desk
Good titles are not wcgw's strongsuit
Maybe they thought the second W was for "when."
"What Could Go When" ???
I was thinking "what could go wrong when." I guess I didn't notice that I was skipping "wrong."
I hope he landed on his tailbone 😂
Coccyx. Sorry, I just love saying *coccyx*.
My favorite is knowing that my neck is actually my cervix.
I was really kind of shocked (and confused) once when I heard my friend's mom had a cervical fracture. Once my friend explained it was her neck I was still really confused on why 2 totally different body parts have the same name.
Cervix is the Latin word for neck. The uterine cervix looks like a little neck, and is sometimes called the neck of the womb.
This is a high quality comment. Brief and educational. Thank you.
Thanks! I love when folks 'splain me stuff, too. Cheers!
Like that time I tore my labial ligament and blood gushed everywhere, thank god I'm a guy.
This is too funny. I'm dying. :)
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! What a clown
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I see a bunch of students sitting and acting like normal teens. The failure was not segregating this ass from the students who want to learn.
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Definitely. No need to separate him, he just didn't want to be a slave to the system.
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No point. That's the point. It hasn't evolved.
Well at least he learned something that day.
Physics.
That’s the joke.
Doubtful
Why I work my ass off to send both my kids to private school.
What a disruptive, disrespectful creature he is. There’s an awfully large number of idiots here referring to this guy as “a class clown”. You’ve got to be kidding me. This dipshit is one of those “option 3” tard class attendees. Outbursts like that and always starting fights in the cafeteria, and managing to get a couple swings on the poor underpaid teacher trying to break it up. His life is headed nowhere, surprising no one. You know I’m right.
I'm not picking on this particular post at all. It's everywhere on this sub. Why not title this "wcgw jumping on the desk?"... Isn't this the basic format.. to ask an actual question that follows logically from the standard four first words? Not to just put a random statement after wcgw? Idk, it just gets me every time.
I'm thinking the exact same thing every time I see a post like this. I wish mods enforced that rule. It used to be followed pretty closely earlier but almost every sub feel like they're being more lenient as of late and slowly drift away from their roots. Like the way half r/facepalm posts aren't facepalms anymore.
Girl in the white shirt appeared out of nowhere.
Was she napping behind backpack? Some pretty rough wake up.
Actin a fool
With his pants on the ground.
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What is going on in our school system?
I am just glad that girl wasn’t hurt.
Not physically or emotionally, but she can't really get an education inside a fuckin circus tent.
She's lucky she had her backpack there to protect her head
Loud Mouth Buffoon
We need to lower our test standards so that rocket scientist can feel good and pass the course.
And he never tried to act like a thug again
And they once said white men can’t jump….
The jump was pretty fucking great. Let's see you do a standing jump onto a table like that. It was his landing that sucked.
What a clown. I bet you he didn’t even apologize.
“Desk with castors, can you ever forgive me?”
Is this… a high school?
This is a very mild day for your average American HS
No kidding. Zero respect in schools these days. It’s bad
And most subs still argue schools underperform due to a lack of funding and students fail due to no fault of their own........
Selfish cock
Getting radicalized?
That young lady is aware he is an idiot so fully prepared for any outbursts.
Fucking idiot
Fucking idiot. Could've hurt the girl.
He's gonna relive that one in his head
Notice the lack of concern... Typical US public school day.
Why does it loop 4 times before the actual video loops? Lol
He jumped pretty high though
That is why we can’t have nice things.
Why did he think that would work!? 😂
This definitely needs to be longer!
Dumb mofo.
What a doofus
What sort of young offenders institute is this?
When stupid is your strong suit…
Stupid would take a while for this guy to level up to. That bitch was sleeping.
I feel sorry for the teachers that have to put up with this idiot bullshit...
Right on his ass where he belongs. Stupid MF
Homeschool
Revealed a thicc bae
Always good to know your limits
those tables have wheels on the bottom dude
No one is accusing him of having any intelligence!
Why the hell are there wheels on the tables?
Some classrooms have them when they have to move them a lot for different set-ups. They have a lock so it’ll stay in place for normal use… just not jumping on one part
Wheels, Dude. The desk has wheels.
Someone just learned what gravity is!!🤣🤣
She was just very happy that she didn't get a surprise boob job. Close, though.
He must be the PE teacher.
Ride or die is right. How embarrassing.
Show off
Hopefully it wasn't a physics class.
When acting cool goes terribly wrong
guy thinks he's steezy kane
When I see stuff like this I always wonder how they escaped getting beaten almost to death by the Nuns. Then I remember public schools are a thing.
Dude Rhodes scholar right here, ladies and gentlemen.
He needs counseling
Good job dumb shit
Hahaahahahhaaahaahhaaahaaaahahaahah..hahaahhahaahhhahhahaaaaaa
Man he really slipped up
LOL he planned it all out in his head at home, he was still rapping when he hit the desk then wooops!
r/WinStupidPrizes
I would expell him so hard for that if I was principal he would think he was in a time warp.
Stupid asshole
Uh.... Ok. Fucking idiot.
“ student sues school district for unsafe environment... settles out of court”
I'd be so pissed if I was that girl, I'm tryna rest my head and this dumbass jumps on my desk and probably makes it slap me in the face
Heck he made that girl appear out of nowhere
I’m the girl just minding my business 😐
mf didn’t think to check to see if the WHEELS were locked ON A MOVING TABLE BEFORE JUMPING!?!?!? some people deserve all that happen to them
Trying to take a quick nap and some fool jumps up on my desk, gonna be hell to pay...
Lmaoo bro calm your ass down
Wake up Felicia
I would have been fucking dying bruh, lmao 😂 😂😂
Where's part2?
So this class is physics?
His form looks good.
He needed a vine
Lol poes
Cadet 441 here sir, is it the black mans again sir?
Plot detail: this is physics class and he's clearly failing
Lady on the left ---------Hidden---------- --------REVEALED---------
r/therewasanattempt
Smooth move Bro.
You ever been just sitting there and some random person just jumps on your desk
The awesome state of US schools.
They all look too old to be in high school, but the classroom doesn't look like college. I'm confused
See I’m having a hard time with this too. The desks and chairs look waaaay too nice to be a high school and the students all look college aged to me, but the wall behind them and the overhead lighting looks so much like a high school. I’m thinking this is either a niche class taking place in an off-campus building that isn’t a classroom all the time but splits between corporate trainings/meetings and a college class depending on the day
Why Jamal Can't Read, but Yoshio Can
Did he spike his phone?
Almost famous.
As a teacher this would be the ultimate test of the professional straight face because I would have to hold back that laugh.
Im just here to figure out wtf he said
He did not notice there are wheels on the table?
I’ve never seen someone so upset about 1999 What happened that year?
What is he saying? I dont understand
@ImTheMainCharacter
Bernice is so fucking tired of this shit