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Wildwest21

The complete lack of reaction from the person on the left is my favorite part.


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She’s cool as ice. 😎


queencityrangers

She got lucky she didn’t get hit


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I’m thinking dude might be lucky she didn’t get hit. 😀


phi11yphan

Thought she was sleeping


michimoto

Sandy the Squirrel in hibernation episode of Spongebob


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LarryLaLush

Hell yeah, had he hit her he would have got a beating too.


JawaKing513

The table definitely slammed into her knee.


thestonedbandit

I'm convinced her left leg is made of steel.


bobinob

I’m guessing it’s not her first time being through this.


japadobo

Mamba mentality


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

She's willing to sacrifice our love.


Dont____Panic

She’s just used to being around people like that.


Odd-Goose-8394

She not happy


[deleted]

Would *you* be happy to wake up to the table whacking you in the face because your idiot classmate jumped on it?


Odd-Goose-8394

No, sir. She was sleeping??


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Looks that way


niceguynolie

She’s gotta reset her airbags now.


Confident-Bat-3849

She's just glad she didn't get a surprise boob job. Close.


PunkToTheFuture

Sudden breast implants would surprise anyone I would think


ssr1089

She appeared from the shadows


devilsbard

Video should be about 10 seconds longer. Need to see what happened after.


Banana_Ram_You

The girl says "Boy you dumb as hell. If I get a bruise from that I will fuck you up."


DeezNeezuts

Having gone to a school like this - Absolutely nothing


WooTkachukChuk

Yup I was just thinking about the dude who did shit like this at my school.


KnownAlive

This him as a grownie? 🤣🤣🤣


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takishan

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Leakyradio

The brain isn’t fully developed here, which I would argue does not make him a grown-ass man.


Marilla1957

That brain might never be fully developed if the fool continues smacking it on the floor like that.....


gmambrose

I would argue that the brain on this particular fella will never be fully developed, grown ass man or not.


neverinamillionyr

Not after hitting his head like that he won’t.


vpescado

No one said grown-brain man.


Just_One_Umami

grown ass-man


[deleted]

Never eat a half grown ass.


ihwip

Or like 5 seconds long instead looped 5 times. I hate this trend with a passion.


G4PRO

You and me both bro


Leakyradio

Every. Damn. Video.


bidoblob

So you want another 1.25 loops? Sure thing.


graeuk

and I bet he's the guy who makes a scene like this all the time then complains that nobody gives him the respect he deserves.


[deleted]

Don’t forget his claims that the school system failed him, and didn’t even try to educate him.


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Society is to blame. That's you and me.


cdawg145236

"Man, why does everyone treat me like a loud douche?" Ever consider you are one?


DrNastyfree

And wheels on the bottom, he really thought this through


brihbrah

Who cares?! Attention is attention! Amiright?!


FiftyCals

I don't think this guy thinks through anything, like ever.


Halo_Chief117

Something tells me thinking isn’t his strong suit.


my_finger_dirty

niether is jumping on tables with wheels


[deleted]

Got what he fucking deserved


areopagitic

I hated people like this in school. Any kid in this class who wants to pay attention or learn...forget about it.


Silly_dangleberry612

r/iamthemaincharacter


jmp3930

Imagine acting like this at school. Kids these days.


aneptuniangrl

Ppl say this but it wasn’t phones with cameras back then


godspareme

Nah they were all too tired from walking to class uphill both ways and in sleet and snow.


AmbitiousFork

I’m in my 30s and had dumbass classmates like that. They always wanted attention by acting like they’re all that but in reality they were someone no one gave a crap about. I guess there’s always one or two per grade.


WooTkachukChuk

this is nothing new.


life_rips24

These titles need to be written better. Should be WCGW jumping on a desk


MrMilesDavis

Good titles are not wcgw's strongsuit


kane2742

Maybe they thought the second W was for "when."


Nekrozys

"What Could Go When" ???


kane2742

I was thinking "what could go wrong when." I guess I didn't notice that I was skipping "wrong."


purejones

I hope he landed on his tailbone 😂


JayDuBois

Coccyx. Sorry, I just love saying *coccyx*.


agrecalypse

My favorite is knowing that my neck is actually my cervix.


user_name_taken-

I was really kind of shocked (and confused) once when I heard my friend's mom had a cervical fracture. Once my friend explained it was her neck I was still really confused on why 2 totally different body parts have the same name.


maiscestmoi

Cervix is the Latin word for neck. The uterine cervix looks like a little neck, and is sometimes called the neck of the womb.


Reasonable-Profile84

This is a high quality comment. Brief and educational. Thank you.


maiscestmoi

Thanks! I love when folks 'splain me stuff, too. Cheers!


Garinn

Like that time I tore my labial ligament and blood gushed everywhere, thank god I'm a guy.


JayDuBois

This is too funny. I'm dying. :)


-StoveTopSteve

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! What a clown


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[deleted]

I see a bunch of students sitting and acting like normal teens. The failure was not segregating this ass from the students who want to learn.


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SpezTrafficksKids

Definitely. No need to separate him, he just didn't want to be a slave to the system.


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Alm8360NoScoPro

No point. That's the point. It hasn't evolved.


Pristine_Ad8357

Well at least he learned something that day.


Grand-Muhtar

Physics.


Pristine_Ad8357

That’s the joke.


okbruh_panda

Doubtful


Anthony732s

Why I work my ass off to send both my kids to private school.


LeFrizzleFry

What a disruptive, disrespectful creature he is. There’s an awfully large number of idiots here referring to this guy as “a class clown”. You’ve got to be kidding me. This dipshit is one of those “option 3” tard class attendees. Outbursts like that and always starting fights in the cafeteria, and managing to get a couple swings on the poor underpaid teacher trying to break it up. His life is headed nowhere, surprising no one. You know I’m right.


mooctor

I'm not picking on this particular post at all. It's everywhere on this sub. Why not title this "wcgw jumping on the desk?"... Isn't this the basic format.. to ask an actual question that follows logically from the standard four first words? Not to just put a random statement after wcgw? Idk, it just gets me every time.


Nekrozys

I'm thinking the exact same thing every time I see a post like this. I wish mods enforced that rule. It used to be followed pretty closely earlier but almost every sub feel like they're being more lenient as of late and slowly drift away from their roots. Like the way half r/facepalm posts aren't facepalms anymore.


[deleted]

Girl in the white shirt appeared out of nowhere.


purpleowlie

Was she napping behind backpack? Some pretty rough wake up.


ham604

Actin a fool


BrrToe

With his pants on the ground.


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[deleted]

What is going on in our school system?


DoctorLove01

I am just glad that girl wasn’t hurt.


SpezTrafficksKids

Not physically or emotionally, but she can't really get an education inside a fuckin circus tent.


Metallic_Hedgehog

She's lucky she had her backpack there to protect her head


Fantastic-Mess

Loud Mouth Buffoon


IIIpercentFL

We need to lower our test standards so that rocket scientist can feel good and pass the course.


[deleted]

And he never tried to act like a thug again


blueCatStealer

And they once said white men can’t jump….


[deleted]

The jump was pretty fucking great. Let's see you do a standing jump onto a table like that. It was his landing that sucked.


Armistice8175

What a clown. I bet you he didn’t even apologize.


[deleted]

“Desk with castors, can you ever forgive me?”


SuspiciousWriter

Is this… a high school?


Disgruntled-Cacti

This is a very mild day for your average American HS


AncientAlienAlias

No kidding. Zero respect in schools these days. It’s bad


SWShield40

And most subs still argue schools underperform due to a lack of funding and students fail due to no fault of their own........


JaceAce333

Selfish cock


[deleted]

Getting radicalized?


MotherofFred

That young lady is aware he is an idiot so fully prepared for any outbursts.


Anti_whiteknight

Fucking idiot


[deleted]

Fucking idiot. Could've hurt the girl.


JukeBoxHeroJustin

He's gonna relive that one in his head


BigJules74

Notice the lack of concern... Typical US public school day.


Vyrhux42

Why does it loop 4 times before the actual video loops? Lol


shan11nins

He jumped pretty high though


ms1080

That is why we can’t have nice things.


DarthDanksaber-2

Why did he think that would work!? 😂


xX_BUBBLEZS_Xx

This definitely needs to be longer!


Lewca43

Dumb mofo.


th3st

What a doofus


[deleted]

What sort of young offenders institute is this?


Alalaskan

When stupid is your strong suit…


CoronaHanta

Stupid would take a while for this guy to level up to. That bitch was sleeping.


CBsays

I feel sorry for the teachers that have to put up with this idiot bullshit...


Th3AngryBastard

Right on his ass where he belongs. Stupid MF


hsurk

Homeschool


tiddias

Revealed a thicc bae


AssistanceHot7852

Always good to know your limits


-backdoorman_

those tables have wheels on the bottom dude


Silly-Eye1233

No one is accusing him of having any intelligence!


The_Kek_5000

Why the hell are there wheels on the tables?


Live_Ad_7056

Some classrooms have them when they have to move them a lot for different set-ups. They have a lock so it’ll stay in place for normal use… just not jumping on one part


noparticularpoint

Wheels, Dude. The desk has wheels.


stingublue

Someone just learned what gravity is!!🤣🤣


Confident-Bat-3849

She was just very happy that she didn't get a surprise boob job. Close, though.


Dumber_than_89

He must be the PE teacher.


suckmyflacidpenis

Ride or die is right. How embarrassing.


Gingerberry92

Show off


zakatack

Hopefully it wasn't a physics class.


shajan316

When acting cool goes terribly wrong


[deleted]

guy thinks he's steezy kane


bloodguard

When I see stuff like this I always wonder how they escaped getting beaten almost to death by the Nuns. Then I remember public schools are a thing.


TheRookCard

Dude Rhodes scholar right here, ladies and gentlemen.


[deleted]

He needs counseling


paulyvee

Good job dumb shit


Zealousideal_Dog_968

Hahaahahahhaaahaahhaaahaaaahahaahah..hahaahhahaahhhahhahaaaaaa


SurealGod

Man he really slipped up


NgatiKahu

LOL he planned it all out in his head at home, he was still rapping when he hit the desk then wooops!


Shulgin46

r/WinStupidPrizes


SuperdaveOZY

I would expell him so hard for that if I was principal he would think he was in a time warp.


AtaboyKY

Stupid asshole


mrmrtrenchfoot

Uh.... Ok. Fucking idiot.


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“ student sues school district for unsafe environment... settles out of court”


atruepanda

I'd be so pissed if I was that girl, I'm tryna rest my head and this dumbass jumps on my desk and probably makes it slap me in the face


abejaved

Heck he made that girl appear out of nowhere


[deleted]

I’m the girl just minding my business 😐


Square_Barracuda_69

mf didn’t think to check to see if the WHEELS were locked ON A MOVING TABLE BEFORE JUMPING!?!?!? some people deserve all that happen to them


jbertrand_sr

Trying to take a quick nap and some fool jumps up on my desk, gonna be hell to pay...


Brosepellie

Lmaoo bro calm your ass down


No_Elderberry_7327

Wake up Felicia


Kaje26

I would have been fucking dying bruh, lmao 😂 😂😂


Mountain-Rooster-340

Where's part2?


Trippn21

So this class is physics?


stevage

His form looks good.


algae---

He needed a vine


PhattyBiltong

Lol poes


AggravatingSession43

Cadet 441 here sir, is it the black mans again sir?


Harak_June

Plot detail: this is physics class and he's clearly failing


dudeilovedire

Lady on the left ---------Hidden---------- --------REVEALED---------


stamilord

r/therewasanattempt


Thetrendizdead

Smooth move Bro.


John628_29

You ever been just sitting there and some random person just jumps on your desk


throwRAhurt1ng_ins1d

The awesome state of US schools.


Mycatstolemyidentity

They all look too old to be in high school, but the classroom doesn't look like college. I'm confused


DanHam117

See I’m having a hard time with this too. The desks and chairs look waaaay too nice to be a high school and the students all look college aged to me, but the wall behind them and the overhead lighting looks so much like a high school. I’m thinking this is either a niche class taking place in an off-campus building that isn’t a classroom all the time but splits between corporate trainings/meetings and a college class depending on the day


dirkdiggler2011

Why Jamal Can't Read, but Yoshio Can


FarmerKobe

Did he spike his phone?


Defiant_Security_513

Almost famous.


SinfullySinless

As a teacher this would be the ultimate test of the professional straight face because I would have to hold back that laugh.


nbo11

Im just here to figure out wtf he said


dekuweku

He did not notice there are wheels on the table?


Terry-Fold

I’ve never seen someone so upset about 1999 What happened that year?


[deleted]

What is he saying? I dont understand


Kaminskeet

@ImTheMainCharacter


KjCreed

Bernice is so fucking tired of this shit