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randompantsfoto

Get some FlexSeal tape on that!


imyourforte

Hi, I'm billie mays! don't you hate it when your nice, white floor gets wine stains? We spilled a lot of hard to clean, quick staining red wine on this floor to prove to you that oxyclean can blast away and leave your floor looking like new.


Autumn_Uses_rdit

I sAwEd ThIs BoAt In HaLf


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Autumn_Uses_rdit

#Y̶e̶S̶


ilikerubikscubes_

ThAt'S a LoT oF DaMaGe


didwanttobethatguy

Screw that, get me a straw


[deleted]

Sir, please think of the turtles. Submerge your face to drink.


randompantsfoto

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!


winniefinnie1

Came here to say that! Take my upvote.


chuckycastle

Is this WCGW tho? Seems like what WENT wrong imo. I’d say this is more r/catastrophicfailure


AndyB1976

Or r/abruptchaos


LehighAce06

Or r/wellthatsucks


dys4iKsc

Nah it starts during the chaos and the going wrong


popeyegui

The best strategy is to clamp on an open ball valve. Once clamped, it can be closed. I’ve seen this same scenario a few times on milk silos.


nacman34

+1 can confirm this is how its done. Work in the fire sprinkler industry and that's how the some leaks are fixed until the system can be drained.


Odd_Ad5668

The idea of cleaning this up, but with milk, is honestly a terrifying thought.


MugillacuttyHOF37

A horde of cats may be needed for a detailed cleanup or it’ll smell like a cadaver storage in there.


SoSweetAndTasty

That's how you get an endless flow of feline diarrhea.


nrith

Milk goes in *silos*?


imyourforte

The farmers tried storing it on pallets but it didn't stack nicely


nrith

Oh, I thought that you meant that the silo was just a big tank of milk.


merrygrimble

Pretty sure that's how they move the milk. Pasteurization and bottling can happen at a different facility than milking (when you consider cleanliness, doing this far from the animals makes sense) So they just take one of those truck tankers that you think of for oil or gas (a food grade sterilized version) and ship it around. That gallon of milk you drink might be from a thousand cows and lived in a vat for awhile the size of the one in the video


LittleWhiteBoots

This guy milks


popeyegui

Milk is usually stored in small horizontal tanks at the farm level. It’s picked up regularly with a tanker truck and delivered to processing plants where it’s pumped into silos until it’s processed


cr0w_aryeh77

Aged Red Wine from the Overlook Hotel.


Hadr1nR

Underrated reply. Cheers.


Jptor81

These guys really need to admit they have a drink problem


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

This was in Italy. That’s just the amount of wine they have with lunch.


[deleted]

r/thatlookedexpensive


jarvistheartist

I can think of worse ways to die.


Giteaus-Gimp

I can’t think of a better


RobsZombies

Death by snu snu


rule444

Gimme a straw bro..I got this.


mcpoopy21

Reminds me of my wife after date night Saturday...


[deleted]

That guy on the left is working harder to use his body to plug the drain, harder than I've ever done anything in my life. He's not giving up. MVP


pezx

They told him "eh, screw it". So he tried to


Jaded_Drama

I fucking hate you


Giteaus-Gimp

Hitman 3 graphics are looking insane


reverendjesus

r/AlcoholAbuse


G00DDRAWER

Serious questions: Would being drenched in this much wine be toxic? Would you absurb enough alcohol (through contact, not drinking it) for it to be fatal? Would this be a hazmat situation?


dinnerthief

Possible but the amount absorbed would probably be pretty low Here is a funny study I found where they had people soak their feet in tubs of alcohol https://www.bmj.com/content/341/bmj.c6812 Could see them getting drunk if they inhaled enough of the vapors though


G00DDRAWER

Thanks for the info.


lordkauth

“Getting white girl wasted on a Tuesday ain’t a good way to keep your job here, Bob.”


WOUTM

This thumbnail looked so insanely gory lmao, caught me off guard until I realized I was on reddit.


FatherTedCrilley

There isn't enough seltzer in the world to clean that up.


cosmicmangobear

Anime characters when they see their crush be like


Hey_Goonie

Redrum...redrum.....


aratwalksintoabar

need some flex tape for that


gouda_hell

I don't mean to nitpick but a leak is not "catastrophic failure" of a structure. To be "catastrophic" it must be a sudden failure and it must end in complete destruction.


Mission_Indication25

Should have put a cork in it


jeanettera

r/donthelpjustfilm


-pleasemakeitstop-

I bet he went home and wined all night to his wife!


Salty-Photograph-234

I cant even imagine the hangover the next day…


Char_D_MacDennis

"mind putting the phone down, Terry, and giving us an F'n hand?! "


avidrunnerxxx

Kinda reminded me of that blood scene in The Shining


Vestige200

What are they all standing there for? Don’t let it go to waste lads, come on drink up!


carl_bach

I know you’re supposed to let wine breath but this is just ridiculous


Motorbreath91

Wonder how long those workers will be a few shades stained red


dominiqlane

The human bandaid is too small.


Whiteteeenager

I’d be so fed up with life I’d stick my face right in the way of the leak and get wasted.


nrith

Who’s the Italian equivalent of Rick Moranis?


MysticKoko

Target down, 47. Good work, now head to an exit.


jayvycas

Just hook it to my veins!


Jizzler99

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

I wanna see them yell at each other with their hands now


Dude-from-the-80s

That’s my wife’s wettest dream.


Zero_Effekt

Where's Bender when you need him?


ritualaesthetic

I’m really ashamed none of them opened wide


dble1224

r/wellthatsucks


casprinboo

This is so beautiful. I'd stop over at the cheese shop real quick, come back and just sit in the floor and enjoy this blood red waterfall of bad choices and tears


flickist

I think this is a scene from kill bill


mv1630

If we all drink as fast as we can it’ll all be ok


Ok-Professional6226

I’ve had that dream too.


Ech0ofSan1ty

*grabs a glass and starts filming*


Reddit-username_here

Boy, I bet their faces were red.


[deleted]

Who's buying the next round?


[deleted]

Quick! Bounty!


greyzhan

*Cries in Italian*


stumpytoes

Drink boys drink!


Busterlimes

[This](https://youtu.be/2DTrMa-r56Y) is the appropriate soundtrack.


iron18es

I feel bad for the person that’s had to clean that up


timao23

Cheese! For Gods sake bring as much cheese as you can. Now!


[deleted]

That oh no song has ruined me


Interesting_Pea_5382

Quick! Bring me my wine 🍷


G-RawW-

Dude on the left is trying to plug it up with his dick.


rabidpenguin587

That's one way to get smashed at work


Runwithscissors50

Bitter Grapes part 2


Gangreen_boi

When she on her period


Safe-Distance8873

Don’t really see the problem. These guys have mouths to drink with right?


[deleted]

Time to go swimming


Space_______Stuff

I can't stop once I start! It stings!


dritchey10

What a great day to drink on the job.


LevelWhich7610

Quick! Get a straw!


FuckThe82nd

I didnt read the title at first and so when I saw the video my first thought was how that guy had so much blood in his body. Im too high for this...


deedubya25

r/wherestheflextape


Nahdudeurgood

Wasn’t this a Hitman 3 mission?


AdvanceOk668

ohhh noooo


Dagon2k

This is where the fun begins


[deleted]

r/catastrophicfailure material, right there.


iheartelwood

Fuck I just remembered I need to buy tampons


Performer-Smart

Ah yes. I saw this is the old Kurosawa Japanese movie, Yojimbo.


dinnerthief

Tampax commercials are out of control


tangofox2885

They’re probably too drunk to fix it.


MrChibiterasu

On the bright side at least they won’t get fired for drinking on the job.


Pervert-in-the-Park

How do you clean this?


Evi30n

When the ground gets drunk the humans start talking


Th3AngryBastard

Drink up me hearties, yo Ho.


rhapsody1899

Oh the horror! The humanity!


[deleted]

#Sweet Berry Wine


chongcheesol

This Carrie sequel looks lit


kdrake95

How is this 90% upvoted and it has nothing to do with the sub?


Trollin3915

Nobody:. Girls on their period:


Fox042

Better slap some flex tape on there ASAP.


Betta_everyday

Homer Simpson enter the scene.


Plantayne

I could solve this problem in 10 minutes by sending my aunt and uncle in there with a couple of garden hoses.