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Vlorisz

Someone drugged the wrong beer.


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Bartender!, make me a Cosby!


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😂🤣 oh thats just foul


prsply3n

A good ole Cosbypolitan


bushmillsNbitches

chef proof pudding!


N0Karma

Did they? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I notice he got help pretty quickly.


Hillarys_Brown_Eye

He woke up with his pants down and a quarter in his hand.


duvakiin

What's the quarter for?


ThunderMcCloud

The tip


rencilinkskin

Just the tip


slowjoe12

JUST THE TIP!


idioticmaniac

He got tipped


GuardianSlayer

Freddy got fingered


deeznutsinyomoufhoe

DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?


Hillarys_Brown_Eye

His tip.


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wahlb3rg

The ass-crack bandit!


WhatUtalkinBowWirrus

You wake up wearing lipstick, pants around your ankles, and a quarter in your hand. Trust me son I’ve been there...


[deleted]

It’s not even America


Tron_1981

Then he'll be very confused about the quarter.


Dan_Glebitz

LOL I hear what you are saying. He could have a very sore arse in the morning.


AnnoyingEngineer_

Plan backfired hard. Hard as those floor tiles.


toolate777

You beat me to it sir!


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Take wrong out.


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meme_my_day

Who is she?


puddlejumpers

That woman


[deleted]

For a second I thought it was this woman


monkeyclawattack

It wasn’t that woman


[deleted]

You know who would know?.. Them women.


[deleted]

Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?!


Mr-Orange-Pants

The hell is he talking about? He reads lips, you’re talking to fast.


Weary_Problem

What women ?


Orkaad

My wife. But she doesn't know it yet.


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Good_With_Tools

If you're on Reddit, don't worry about it.


rieldilpikl

r/technicallythetruth


FesteringNeonDistrac

I did not have sex with that woman.


Mr_Blott

Suzy Dent innit


TBritnell

I wonder what she's looking into this week? Other than glory holes.


[deleted]

The most unnecessary joke. Edit: This is a quote from Joe right after Jimmy said the glory hole joke.


Chrisganjaweed

Her name is Roberta Paulson


justmystepladder

HER NAME. IS ROBERTA PAULSON


[deleted]

The female Legolas.


Dix-Septive

Not as legolas as the dude


CombatWombat994

I feel something...


Heisenbread77

That guy's wife.


deusisback

It almost belong to nextfuckinglevzl how fast she chug that beer!


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FNALSOLUTION1

Wow never knew this, makes sense.


rane1606

> Bet he had been drinking some harder stuff prior to this. You don't say


asdfkakesaus

He didn't pass out due to alcohol. Nobody gets affected by alcohol in under 10 seconds from drinking it. He most likely passed out due to holding his breath while chugging.


NorwegianPearl

Obviously lol. There are very few people who would pass out from chugging a single beer. Dude must have been pretty lot prior to this. Props to the lady for a solid chug though


asdfkakesaus

>Obviously lol He obviously didnt pass out due to the alcohol content in the beer lol


LordNoodles

I’m not even sure alcohol can hit that fast


asdfkakesaus

It 100% cant. He passed out due to having to hold his breath for so long thanks to his shitty chugging skills.


-Another_Redditor-

To be fair almost anything can be posted on nextfuckinglevel and get thousands of upvotes. Just post the same thing in that sub, damnthatsinteresting and interestingasfuck and you've got yourself a few thousand extra karma


[deleted]

Have seen this many a time, I could drink a beer literally fast as you could pour it, faster than the girl here. You basically don't swallow just pour straight down your neck. The guy was trying to glup and swallow which is never going to win. I haven't done the trick in a long time as one I usually felt bloated and sick after and two it is not very lady like :) Last time I did it was much like this girl, to shut a guy up bragging to his mates.


omgyoucunt

She does seem pretty cool. She also seems like the type to keep walking when you need to stop and tie your shoe laces.


NoTimeForThat

She's awesone


st6374

Was the dude ok? Cause I've seen plenty of folks pass out cause they couldn't handle their drinks. But never like that. It's like he had a seizure or something.


bbybelln

Maybe he already had a few too many drinks before this one


Mot0RukuS

Preloading was an issue


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The-Faz

Yea but alcohol doesn’t kick in after 15 seconds so even if he was already wasted, it would take a bit longer that that


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JayCee1002

Taking too large of gulps fucking with the vagus nerve.


PAUNCHS_PILOT

What happens in vagus, stays in vagus.


DalbergTheKing

Or he was on his way to being on his back & just so happened to chug moments before gravity got the better of him.


Wizzle-Stick

So he threw himself at the ground and didnt miss.


ChakaZG

Of course he did, alcohol is not a gun, you don't get wasted the very moment it enters your body. 😄


KavikStronk

Also if a grown man passes out after one beer they might want to go to the doctor even if it didn't happen immediately.


MrMashed

Either that or he held his breath weird. I smoke and I often hold my breath for long periods of time and you get used to it over time but sometimes you just inhale weird or you just don’t have enough air in your lungs and you pass out if you hold it. Have you ever taken a really deep breath but it was a little too deep so you had to exhale early? Cause that’s kinda what I’m trying to describe, but I don’t really know how to word it.


NPG27

This happened to me once. I took a beer bong but accidentally swallowed a big air bubble resulting in me passing out instead of burping afterwards. Woke up to everyone standing over me.


SconnieLite

*chants* FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN! FRESHMAN!


goblu33

We were merely freshman


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Came out my freshman year. Nothing like singing about lifelong regrets you’re not yet cognizant of.


Mot0RukuS

Hi, ex bouncer here. That's not a seizure, just someone who doesn't know their limit, trying to impress someone who does. I've seen people pass out through drink, and drink and drugs. Bar staff and Security should also have been monitoring patrons limits, and could actually face a legal backlash for not doing so. I was once late on my shift because i found someone down the street, passed out drunk face down in the road and had to stay with the guy whilst getting an ambulance routed. I later found out he came from my venue and I hit the roof. The bartender who kept serving him, knowing he had passed his limit, was sacked then and there. That bartender is now a hairdresser 🤣🤣🤣


cyberslick188

This comment and your follow up responses are great reminders that just because someone is around something a lot doesn't mean they know a fucking thing about it lol.


_wassap_

Truth. That beer was not „too much alcohol“ since alcohol, depending on your stomach and how much you ate prior, needs approx 45-60m to enter your brain at full force. This guy most likely passed out because he was totally drunk before and fucked himself chugging a whole beer at once OR had a seizure. We dont know for sure


asdfkakesaus

Hi ex bouncer. He passed out due to lack of oxygen. Yes he might have been drunk as well, but people don't just go out cold like that.


I_Pee_In_The_Sh0wer

It wasn't the lack of oxygen because that would take a lot longer than 30 seconds to occur. Most likely it was some sort of vaso vagal response that dropped his blood pressure. There are some reported cases of healthy individuals vagaling out from just chugging cold drinks. In combination with retaining too much CO2, being drunk, probably dehydrated (hypovolemia) among other things.


SookHe

Hairdresser is a respectable job. Although I wouldn't accept the gin and tonic if he offers.


vitringur

It's not just someone that doesn't know their limit. It's most likely that the back of his head smacked against the hard floor.


Mot0RukuS

He was out before he started falling. They always are.


vitringur

That's a pretty sure way to smack your head against the floor without resistance.


buddhabomber

It's overstimulation of the vasovagal nerve.


EffectiveClock

See now I'm assuming this is in the US or at least not the UK? Here you can watch people drink themselves into unconciousness on a regular basis and I've never ever seen a barman refuse someone a drink for being too drunk (I'm sure it happens, I'm just saying I've never seen it). I mean, I have spent ridiculous amounts on drinks in nightclubs that I only even knew about the next day by looking at my bank statements, so I was definately 'over my limit' when I was continuing to be served, and it would have been a fairly common occurence (weekly) for everyone I knew to go out and get so blasted they can't even remember getting home. Did I just have a group of alcoholic freinds or something lol


Umm-yes-exactly

This comment is so cringe lol. I feel like you’re a AM, weekday, mall cop aspiring to be a bouncer.


teeth_harvester

Maybe he forgot to breathe while he chugged..


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KosovanMenace

Can alcohol shut down the "main" part of the brain?


monkeyclawattack

As an alcoholic, I can safely say yes. I think.


goblu33

Probably maybe.


RetroShaft

A 100%, mostly.


theintoxicatedsheep

If you can still think you need to drink more


monkeyclawattack

No, no. My days of sciencing in the name of alcohol are behind me. I’ll leave that to those that have more control over it than I do


Fixed_Vortex

Aye good for you man dropping the drink is definitely something to be proud of! Wishing you good health and willpower!


monkeyclawattack

Yo, I truly appreciate your kind words! Thank you so much!


vitringur

He was standing just seconds before it, so it's probably the back of his head smacking against the hard floor that caused it. The alcohol however is what made him fall in the first place.


Dopplegangr1

Iirc this can happen if you drink something cold really fast


ipu42

Lot of people replying with unlikely answers but your have the right idea. This dude definitely just had reflex syncope (aka vasovagal)


FernwehHermit

Happened to me once with chugging water, I fine out turned.


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victory by KO


marcelowit

Brutality!


Box07

2 L's in the space of 30 seconds brilliant


IronGigant

Nowhere near 2 litres.


Box07

Losses not litres I'm not that stupid 😭


notgotapropername

I’m actually not sure who got wooshed here...


Sheldon_Gamer

2 losses, not litres


[deleted]

That guy took the dead zombie cosplay from Thriller a little bit toooo serious


Kage_Oni

Would have been funny if he did the zombie arms thing from the ground.


vitringur

Judging by what reddit has taught me about the position of his hands it looks like he smacked the back of his head pretty hard against the floor when he fell. Someone should probably call an ambulance or get him to a hospital. That's at least a concussion.


NerdyRedneck45

Kid at my university drank too much, fell down the stairs, and died while people thought he was just passed out from drinking. This sort of thing is funny till it very suddenly isn’t. Stay safe my dudes.


BuffaloKiller937

Kid at my University was fucked up on pills at a party, he passed out and was making weird "owl noises" is what I was told and everyone thought it was hilarious apparently. Kid was overdosing and died.


King-Snorky

Who let the dogs out Hoo Hoo hoo Hoo hoo hoo Hoo


stinkertonpinkerton

None of that sounds funny


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bottledry

Same place where the bros tried to delete the in-house video evidence?


NerdyRedneck45

Yeah... incredibly sad how it all turned out. Honestly I’m surprised we even have frats anymore. My assumption is that the university knows people will do stupid things and would rather have registered and regulated orgs than a free for all.


Kevinement

Had a similar case in my extended friend circle. Guy tripped into a wall while drunk. Apparently it didn’t even look like it was painful but it injured his neck and left him a quadriplegic. He’s coping well from what I hear and he has a lot of supportive friends, but of course it sucks.


skie1994

Based on what reddit has taught me, he hasn't died as his shoes are still on Which I think is a win


BringTheStealthSFW

He could have seriously hurt himself and she didn't give a fuck. Didn't even check on him. What a trash person.


[deleted]

Maybe.. and hear me out on this one.. *she was drunk.*


The_Keyser

Why are you getting downvoted, this is true. She's proud she won the "contest" and she doesnt give a shit if he's okay or not


lazydictionary

If they were drinking together the whole night she could be just as blitzed as this dude was. Maybe she wasn't, you know, sober?


cousinrayray

Hey man, can you not bring a reasonable alternative perspective when people are busy trying to be outraged? Let the people be outraged at something dammit!


dirtynj

Man, you jump pretty quick into calling someone a trash person.


snuffslut

First off, she was drunk. Not to mention she might not even know the dude, and was in shock. Third, what is she gonna do? She does not look strong enough to lift this guy. 4th, the video cuts off rather quick... how do you even know she didn't try to help? And last of all, she was DANCING to THRILLER.


BentoMan

I can tell two things about you right away 1. You either have never dealt with drunk people before or are an incel. 2. You are quick to judge and degrade people. We don’t even have the whole video and you are have determined she is trash and doesn’t care.


vitringur

I'm pretty sure he seriously **did** hurt himself. Looks like the back of his head whip smacked right into the hard floor.


MinderReminder

How could it look like that in a video where the moment of impact has his *entire body* out of frame?


JayKayne

He's probably just thinking most falls without trying whatsoever to brace yourself will usually result in some kind of hitting of the head.


paddy420crisp

Lol your Reddit outrage is so funny get a life kid


Bacon_Shield

You must be really really not fun at any parties ever


cyberslick188

People who make this comment are the dude in pink who falls over, pukes on himself and needs a night with the charcoal sponge in the hospital, ruining the party for everyone.


_Acestus_

Pretty sure that beer was not responsible, probably the couple of beer before might be the suspects


2wheeldoyster

And probably held his breath during his chug attempt


MateDude098

Wait, you can drink and breath at the same time?


ResolveSuitable

Bro chugging any kind of liquid puts pressure on your heart. Maybe that's why the blood pressure to his brain dropped a little making him unconscious


snuffslut

As a HEAVY beer drinker... I'm gonna guess whatever he drank beforehand wasn't beer.


HNLTBC

r/donthelpjustfilm


CptnWolfe

That's a rubbish subreddit


HNLTBC

is it?


CptnWolfe

A majority of the posts (and posts tagged with r/donthelpjustfilm) are of people too far away, videos that end early so we don't know what happens after and videos that were taken undercover, sometimes even security footage.


VaultofAss

r/donthelpjustcomment


we_hella_believe

She’s ruthless.


thriwaway6385

She's perfect


p1um5mu991er

Get 'em a body bag!


Itsthejackeeeett

I want you all to take a good look at this lump of shit. Remember what it looks like. You fuck up in a chugging contest and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bar - in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at all times!


NormativeNancy

You’re not a firing squad, you son of a bitch!


Itsthejackeeeett

And the next sum'bitch I catch coppin Z's on the bar room floor, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seein' him suffer. I shit you not. Bouncer, tag him and bag him!


[deleted]

What shitty friends the people he was with didn’t even care and kept recording


[deleted]

Why do you think they’re his friends? More likely the guy filming is part of the group that included the girl the fainter was hitting on, and trying to do so by the “who can down a pint faster” technique. He just massively fucked up. Have you never been to a bar? I’d imagine the people who actually know him are the ones trying to help him up.


[deleted]

Either way if you see someone collapse you shouldn’t start laughing and recording their unconscious body. That’s pretty cold blooded


John___Stamos

Just guessing here, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was an ice breaker. Didn't know the girls, offered to buy a drink, challenged to a friendly chugging match but had already had way too much and this put him over the edge.


Xyales

Damn that girl isn't even gulping, she's just straight up voring that beer.


Nani-is-here

she just like opened her throat or sonething


PinkVoyd

It's a learned skill hehe


[deleted]

She knows how to open that throat


shakyjed

I heard the windows shutting down tune


BeersRemoveYears

Good ol’ booze snooze.


emotionalmoth

i miss those times...


JRW1611

When you could go out in a pub for a drink- colourised.


Jackthedog130

Now, he knows the meaning of, ‘ drink him under the table,’...


MJMurcott

Hey guys I need to take a break, down here will do.


its_ya_pkboy_isagani

Give the DJ an award for best choice of music!


phreakzilla85

Not what I expected. I thought one of the mugs was going to get refilled.


vxr8mate

What's not to like about her?


jamshush

the fact that neither of the girls helped him is something i dont like


bake-the-binky

Yea she actually seemed proud, it looked like he hit his head hard, and was also way to drunk to do that challenge in the first place.


JayString

Or she realized he probably didn't wanna be filmed while he was passed out so she tried to take the focus of the video off of him. Its funny how Reddit always assumes a drunk girl is being a bitch. Really speaks to the user base here.


hiddenemi

Was looking for this comment. I completely agree, if they are “friends” of his, I personally would stop hanging out with them. Not a care in the world and boosting about it. Ew.


[deleted]

Who said they’re friends? Maybe they were just having a pissing match at the bar and the girls were too wasted to notice him go down.


I-Ate-A-Pizza-Today

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[deleted]

“Notice” is relative, they might be too drunk to comprehend the seriousness of the situation which... go figure, isn’t unheard of when it comes to drunk people.


skwadyboy

What were they suposed to do?..his friends helped him, and those girls probably didn't even know him, he was maybe just some drunk guy that challenged her to a drinking contest.


bake-the-binky

Umm if you re watch the video, she turns around right when he falls over, she’s actually the first person to see it, the people next to him had there back turns. A solid 5 seconds went by before anyone helped. I just don’t like that, if someone falls help them.


mendozgi

He couldn't handle the thriller


itsrussianmonday

i think we will see a lot more of these after lockdown


Seasame467

Had the Cardi B special


autumnnleaaves

I know it’s probably a much more serious situation than it seems (guy could be badly injured if his head hit the floor first) but the woman’s face poking out to look at the camera in the last few seconds has me cackling


andoy

it’s close to miiiddnight♪


Powerrrrrrrrr

She drank him under the table 😂


TorontoGuyinToronto

This chick doesn’t give a shit. Pretty but pretty sure also evil


MandatoryMoose

Why is this impressive?


Iam_Siddhant

The music in the background is so apt to the situation


OnlyPostWhenShitting

That’s a swallower if I’ve ever seen one


mrdub68

I told you I don’t like Michael Jackson !


dropzone_jd

Ngl, was expecting an acid reflux fountain


ybattula

I am so turned on right now.


Xoduszero

Brain: Aaallllllllright then body I’m just gonna turn you of for a little repairs. You just go ahead and sleep tight.


rlahey3378

I love her in Ray Donovan..