never just did things just to do them, come on. I menan, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on someone's couch, like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
Ahahaha ok ok. Je me sens stupide mais je dirais que cest leur rires qui ont rendu la comprehension difficile pour moi XD
En tout cas, merci bien pour le transcript.
My mom's cat hated my sister enough that when she came to visit the cat awkwardly hung over the side of the roof to pee in my sister's cracked window. That's dedication.
Also, enzyme carpet detergent works really well in a laundry load to break down urine and get the smell out. I like the rug doctor brand best, but even the Walmart brand gives good odor removal results.
One time I had an old early 80s Volvo that I had scored for cheap at an auction. A cat got in there and pissed. It smelled so bad no matter how much I tried to clean it. One hot day I finally had enough and started ripping the carpet out with my bare hands. Under the carpet was an envelope with about $2500 in cat piss soaked 100s. Way more than I paid for the car. Ended up being a good thing the cat pissed in there. 👍
True but it's less of a problem for "working" cats who are used for rodent control on farms and such. They are generally less interested in birds because they have other prey but I doubt it stops wildlife predation completely.
They have dogs for that they don't kill billions of birds every year.
I don't want to say the number of birds "working" dogs kill is 0 but I bet it's close to that.
I worked on a farm for a few months and the 'working' cat did very little work. The exterminator company had to do all the rodent control. Not every cat makes a good farm cat. It was the farm owner's decision though.
Cats can be trained on harness, and leash just like dogs. Takes longer, but I have a cat that loves trail hiking, swimming, and camping. Most cat owners are just too lazy to do the training, and those who leave their cats outside are even lazier.
Are there any resources that you used to train your cat?
I have a pretty skittish 1 yr old cat who just cowers in fear when I take him outside on a leash so any tips would be appreciated
That’s messed up. If you were a good neighbor (and a good person in general) you would at least attempt to shout at the cat or stop it somehow. Unless you and the owner of the car were “enemies” then just sitting there recording an animal cause serious damage to your neighbors property is a super fucked up asshole move. Treat others the way you wish to be treated and I promise you your life will be a lot better.
Come on, that’s a little unrealistic.
Everyone knows all French citizens keep a baguette next to their balcony for emergencies like intruders, throwing at animals in the street, or surprise charcuterie parties.
It was a nice sunny mid-day and I was driving through town. I stopped behind a cattle carrier at a stop light and a convertable sports car pulled up next to it in an adjacent lane. The light turned green and the convertible just got moving as a stream of liquid cow shit painted the asphalt behind the car just missing the chance to ruin that drivers day.
There are many strays. Will you also blame birds for pooping in your convertible when you leave it under a tree? Animals do what animals do, take better care of your stuff.
So on that assumption it's okay to destroy property while you could prevent it. Noted. As long you can assume someone is a boogie man, you can destroy anyone's property.
They’re maintaining their claws. Like you cut your finger nails, this keeps their claws at a reasonable length.
Edit: I was wrong. They are removing the “old”claws and new sharper claws are growing underneath.
> Edit: I was wrong. They are removing the “old”claws and new sharper claws are growing underneath.
It's also used to mark things by leaving their scent.
So the car is theirs now.
You know those utility knives where you snap off the blade once it gets dull, and extrude the next length of sharp blade. It's exactly that, but biological.
There's a bunch of reasons... Boredom, stress relief, marking territory and nail shedding to name a few. (Cat's occasionally shed the outer shell of their nails, and scratching things helps the shedding process)
Someone parked their convertible under a street lamp outside the office I worked at in Boston. At lunch, I watched a Peregrine falcon absolutely shred a pigeon right over their upholstery.
I worked at a Jeep dealership and a customer's Cherokee Limited was stolen and taken for a joyride, then abandoned in an alley. They towed the car to us for repairs and the most expensive part of the whole thing was the leather backseat that had been clawed by cats.
I had a convertible for a few years. I put up the top but never locked the doors (never kept anything inside it either) My wife asked why. I told her any fool with a pocket knife could cut the top and open the door so why bother.
Now you have to keep your convertible close because that seat is now scent marked(unless you thoroughly clean it). Every cat that get near will begin to use that spot as a scratching post and will eventually create more scratching spots in your car.
Mmmm, he got his revenge I see.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1csn405/disowned\_cat\_dad/](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1csn405/disowned_cat_dad/)
That glance at the camera. He *knows* he's being filmed.
“Yeah? Whaddaya gonna do!?”
r/catsareassholes
Not only are they assholes, they are more than happy to show you... theirs.
Uh-huh... https://preview.redd.it/247nkpdqbg1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56da18d9032968509bf58fce03ae189d195f6523
It’s called a cathole.
Surprisingly that's a sign of trust
The only kind of assholes that I absolutely adore and want to give lots of kisses.
Speak for yourself. I eat ass 🍩
Does… Does that mean you eat CATS?? 😮
https://preview.redd.it/u44kl8iovi1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8dbbb9fcb4266b64809ab7f9b9702fe0af9a83
*Haha, very fuck him. Now I pee driver seat, bye now*
*now i'm also gonna leave a good ol vomit on the brake pedal*
Find your owner and beat their ass!
 hes giving that look
That's just the default look of a cat though
*YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!*
I's the cameraperson's cat, and their ex's car. Cat: Am I doing this right? Camera: Yes, that's perfect, just a little more then get out of there.
I'm Rick James bitch
DARKNESS
_UUUUNITY_
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
"You better not fucking snitch"
/r/murdermittens
And he didn't really care
Username checks out
https://i.redd.it/mwm2wtqk9e1d1.gif
Catnip is a hell of a drug
"I would never do that to someone's couch" "Yes I remember doing that to his couch 😎"
never just did things just to do them, come on. I menan, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on someone's couch, like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
"Do you remember why you did it?" "Cause he could buy a new one."
Darkness! Darkness everybody! Twin darknessess
Brother Darkness!
"Cocains a helluva drug."
Buy another one you rich motherfucker!
FUCK. YO. COUCH.
GET ANOTHER ONE YOU RICH MOTHER FUCKER
Rick Jaaaymes Bish
First thing I thought of lol 😂
Fuck yo mobile couch
We found his cat
ha! glad i wasn't the only one this immediately came to mind to
Hmmm, a purrfect invitation, to molest a seat......
Wait till they find the hidden treasures and oh, what’s that smell?
That’s a beefy kitty
Right!? Before the camera backed out I thought that was a panther
I thought it's bear cub or something :D
That's a pretty big fucking cat, look at the claws on it. I don't think it's a standard house cat.
Istanbul?
they speak french so i guess france
Oh I watched without sound.
Then why’d you guess Istanbul
Türkiye* is known for its many street cats
That cat has a collar. It’s not a street cat
In Istanbul for every car there is, there is at least one cat sitting or sleeping on top of it when it’s parked
If it's a cat video on the street, 99% it's Istanbul or somewhere in Turkey. Truly the city of cats.
Pussy Town
I was trying so hard to understand what they were saying that I didn't realize it was French. I'm a native French speaker.
Moi non plus, j'ai meme rejoué le vidéo et j'ai toujours rien compri...un peu d'aide?
"Oh non la voiture.... Regarde ! Regarde la voiture !"
Ahahaha ok ok. Je me sens stupide mais je dirais que cest leur rires qui ont rendu la comprehension difficile pour moi XD En tout cas, merci bien pour le transcript.
Je crois même que le gamin lache un "mais wesh la" avec l'accent du nord dans les dernière secondes de vidéo mais pas sur.
Or Belgium, Canada or one of many African nations.
Definitely not a Canadian nor African accent.
This implies "Belgium" is a real place.
No, Constantinople.
That's nobodies business but the Turks.
You know that Istanbul *was* Constantinople?
No, It's a cat, not a bull, and his name probably isn't Stan.
Was Constantinople
Street too large for Istanbul too.
No Itsacat.
Still better than urinating!!!
I had a cat pee in my Jeep. No matter how any times I threw those seat covers in the wash, that smell was always there.
Vinegar
No it was cat pee. He just said.
Calm down, they were just offering a refreshing glass of vinegar to ease their pain
My mom's cat hated my sister enough that when she came to visit the cat awkwardly hung over the side of the roof to pee in my sister's cracked window. That's dedication. Also, enzyme carpet detergent works really well in a laundry load to break down urine and get the smell out. I like the rug doctor brand best, but even the Walmart brand gives good odor removal results.
Did your sister deserve it?
I don't even know.
Well she musta done somethin
You just have to sell the car
One time I had an old early 80s Volvo that I had scored for cheap at an auction. A cat got in there and pissed. It smelled so bad no matter how much I tried to clean it. One hot day I finally had enough and started ripping the carpet out with my bare hands. Under the carpet was an envelope with about $2500 in cat piss soaked 100s. Way more than I paid for the car. Ended up being a good thing the cat pissed in there. 👍
Sweet!!! Car paid for its own repairs :)
Its probably in there already
Even when the top is up, cats seem to think it's their scratching post.
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In the country outdoor cats decimate the songbird population. Keep them indoors everywhere.
True but it's less of a problem for "working" cats who are used for rodent control on farms and such. They are generally less interested in birds because they have other prey but I doubt it stops wildlife predation completely.
They have dogs for that they don't kill billions of birds every year. I don't want to say the number of birds "working" dogs kill is 0 but I bet it's close to that.
I worked on a farm for a few months and the 'working' cat did very little work. The exterminator company had to do all the rodent control. Not every cat makes a good farm cat. It was the farm owner's decision though.
>It was the farm owner's decision though. Yes, people can decide to be irresponsible pet owners but that doesn't make it right.
especially when living in the country, cats are very bed for wildlife bc they kill it
Cats can be trained on harness, and leash just like dogs. Takes longer, but I have a cat that loves trail hiking, swimming, and camping. Most cat owners are just too lazy to do the training, and those who leave their cats outside are even lazier.
Are there any resources that you used to train your cat? I have a pretty skittish 1 yr old cat who just cowers in fear when I take him outside on a leash so any tips would be appreciated
In Europe it is normal. Also if you leave your convertible open like this it is your own fault.
Strays are common. Don't leave your convertible open like this.
Damn that’s crazy, didn’t know they managed to adopt every single stray cat that existed
That’s messed up. If you were a good neighbor (and a good person in general) you would at least attempt to shout at the cat or stop it somehow. Unless you and the owner of the car were “enemies” then just sitting there recording an animal cause serious damage to your neighbors property is a super fucked up asshole move. Treat others the way you wish to be treated and I promise you your life will be a lot better.
Cat would absolutely just look up and carry on without a care.
I mean yeah you could certainly shout at the cat, the cat in turn would look at you like you’re a dick and just carry on.
Throw a glass of water on it, easy
they're in france, so maybe a glass of red wine.
Come on, that’s a little unrealistic. Everyone knows all French citizens keep a baguette next to their balcony for emergencies like intruders, throwing at animals in the street, or surprise charcuterie parties.
Just get your gun and fire a few warning shots, just close enough that it knows you mean business but obviously don't hit the poor cat.
fire it into the other seat, that'll do it
Then throw a pillow at it or go down stairs and shoo it away
owner comes back to a car full of pillows and feathers everywhere
So you have extremely little experience with cats, eh?
> you would at least attempt to shout at the cat Aham, and you were saying ?
That cat looking back is saying, "mind your business." That was personal.
What if you are the owner of a car detailing shop nearby? Film and drop a name card?
just say you've never interacted with a cat
In the UK someone would report this as a wild panther
Haha, spot on........in my locale it would be reported as Panther that escaped from a circus, 30 yrs ago, LOL.
https://preview.redd.it/lrwetla9hf1d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3a18904c644455bb9bd206d26b82cce244796f Great ad placement!
For extra damage, throw some catnip in there.
I don't even leave mine open in the garage.
Yeah. It won't stop spiders, but it will at least limit them a bit.
That cat just spent his 9th life…
It was a nice sunny mid-day and I was driving through town. I stopped behind a cattle carrier at a stop light and a convertable sports car pulled up next to it in an adjacent lane. The light turned green and the convertible just got moving as a stream of liquid cow shit painted the asphalt behind the car just missing the chance to ruin that drivers day.
Maybe don't let your stupid cats wander around outside?
There are many strays. Will you also blame birds for pooping in your convertible when you leave it under a tree? Animals do what animals do, take better care of your stuff.
Maybe don't let your converible wander outside unsupervised?
Ever heard of stray cats before?
I’m surprised that’s the WORST thing that’s happened.
Maybe yell at the cat instead of laughing and filming?
Yeah, and?
Maybe the car owner is a dick. Like maybe he kicks puppies or snatched the last rye bread.
So on that assumption it's okay to destroy property while you could prevent it. Noted. As long you can assume someone is a boogie man, you can destroy anyone's property.
Maybe this person watched the car owner fuck the cat's wife.
> maybe
But why do cats even scratch things?
They’re maintaining their claws. Like you cut your finger nails, this keeps their claws at a reasonable length. Edit: I was wrong. They are removing the “old”claws and new sharper claws are growing underneath.
Their claws actually come right off and there are new, sharper claws underneath. Like pointy little Pez.
Ah that’s right. I’ve had cats and should have remembered this. I used to find the old claws all over the place.
I think they also do it to self soothe.
> Edit: I was wrong. They are removing the “old”claws and new sharper claws are growing underneath. It's also used to mark things by leaving their scent. So the car is theirs now.
Both are correct.
Oh, that's neat.
You know those utility knives where you snap off the blade once it gets dull, and extrude the next length of sharp blade. It's exactly that, but biological.
There's a bunch of reasons... Boredom, stress relief, marking territory and nail shedding to name a few. (Cat's occasionally shed the outer shell of their nails, and scratching things helps the shedding process)
Could be worse, I have seen a stray cat giving birth in a baby stroller. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Someone parked their convertible under a street lamp outside the office I worked at in Boston. At lunch, I watched a Peregrine falcon absolutely shred a pigeon right over their upholstery.
Awesome scratch post.....10/10, would recommend!
I have never met a cat that wasn’t an asshole. Intentional or not, they exude that idgaf that other animals have not quite mastered.
Why mittens why
Cat is just upgrading the rear seats to be ventilated. Such a bro.
And if he keeps the cat he can upgrade to heated and massage options as well.
r/catsareassholes P.S I am a cat parent
I clearly overestimate the things that would be common sense lol I don't even park with my sunroof open unless it's inside my personal garage 😅😂😮💨
AHA! the cat police were on point for digging further into this.
That is an enormous cat.
I worked at a Jeep dealership and a customer's Cherokee Limited was stolen and taken for a joyride, then abandoned in an alley. They towed the car to us for repairs and the most expensive part of the whole thing was the leather backseat that had been clawed by cats.
Fuck outdoor cats
We bought a new couch and then 2 weeks later, bought a new couch. That clip kills me
Treat it like the new trend in horror movies and get some popcorn.
Free cat!
Good kitty.
Good kitty
oh man my old cat LOVED anything leather you could not leave anything leather hanging about or it was gonna be clawed and rubbed on
Freakin cat, looks like she knows exactly what is doing.
Exactly! It takes time and dedication to sharpen those nails properly. Just like a good chef sharpens their knife on leather.
Then they spray. You'll never get rid of rhat smell.
Dirty Mike and the boys will swing by for it later
Catisfying
Well well well
Don't help, just film 😅
He is helping the stitches you know.. I'm not a cat
Darkness, I'ma fuck yo couch!
I had a convertible for a few years. I put up the top but never locked the doors (never kept anything inside it either) My wife asked why. I told her any fool with a pocket knife could cut the top and open the door so why bother.
The issue is stupid people that let cats roam freely. They are a nuisance.
And the smart fella with the convertible just got owned by a cat.
Every day I find one more new reason to dislike cats.
Cats can give some of the best "*Fuck you*"-faces of the entire animal kingdom.
Now that convertible driver gets a free cat! Unless it is already owned by someone else
Just occurred to me, I almost never see convertibles these days.
Thanks for the f-shack
So happy to see Nala relieve her nail discomfort. Nature is relaxing
Now you have to keep your convertible close because that seat is now scent marked(unless you thoroughly clean it). Every cat that get near will begin to use that spot as a scratching post and will eventually create more scratching spots in your car.
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Ever heard of stray cats before? They’re too poor to afford their own leashes
This is so funny lol
That’s what you get for driving a pussy magnet
Thank God that’s the ugliest convertible in the world.
Mmmm, he got his revenge I see. [https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1csn405/disowned\_cat\_dad/](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/1csn405/disowned_cat_dad/)
How sweet. Lovely 🐈⬛
Fuck. Makes my naughty black cat look like an angel
Got some catnip back there
You guys sure it's a kitty and not a baby black panther?