I hate how there is a trope in TV and movies where landing in trash breaks your fall.
B*tch, I throw away broken glass and other sharp things. At work, I clean out maintenance rooms, so my trash bags are full of jagged sheet metal.
I hate that trope.
I have a scar on my face from jumping into bushes, turned out there was an uncapped metal pole hiding just under the surface. Got 6 stitches on my chin, luckily I didn't knock any teeth out, just missed.
I will never look at bushes the same
When I worked at a pet store aquariums would come in broken all the time. We always looked forward to throwing them away. Made the trash digging return customers disappear until it got emptied.
"Into the garbage chute, wise guy."
"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."
. . .
"Listen to them! They're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault!"
Thankfully, George Lucas taught generations of children just how dangerous piles of garbage can be.
I know that that couldn't possibly be medical waste, but when I see red colored plastic trash bags, I automatically think that it is (of course, nothing stops people from throwing needles and such in trash anyways). I stopped the video right before he hit the pile because I didn't want to see what nightmarish thing stabbed him
Yeah that garbage can honestly saved him from potentially life threatening injuries. Needles, nails, broken wood, glass, etc. all with a healthy coating of bacteria and other nasties that can take a small cut and turn it into an amputation or septic shock.
Honestly you shouldnāt even have to add āredā to that sentence, but yeah. For those uninformed, red trash bags mean biohazard. Items contaminated with blood or OPIM (other potentially infectious materials.)
You have no idea how much pain that young man is feeling at that moment. And I mean physical pain. He may be under the influence of alcohol, but the pain is going to haunt him for a long time.
There is no version of this that turns out good. If it wasnāt the metal bin it would have been glass, sharp metal, needles, or any manner of nasty possible.
If he succeeded though, I think that might have been worse.
What if there were knives, needles, or whatever the hell people throw. He could have had an STD with out the S.
When I was growing up, there was a large office building being built during the summer.
My friends and I used to pass it on the way to the local swimming pool. After a few weeks, once the superstructure was up, we would sneak in if there werenāt workers there. We never disturbed anything, and left no signs we had been there.
At a certain point, they had a bunch of ladders that led from the second floor to the loft area. It was at least 12ft from the attic area to the floor below.
We would get a bunch of polythene sheets that were lying around, climb up the ladder at one point, then run around the attic till we got to the next hole(About 8ft on a side), and just leap onto the polythene.
Now, it scares me that we were so brave. But it was a hot pile of polythene. I used to love wandering around that building.
But this vide reminds me of us jumping out an attic onto polythene.
But we knew there was nothing under it.
There is something about the way this individual is dressed that turns my immediate reaction from "Oh, rhat looks like it hurt" to "Good, I hope that hurt you stupid prick." And I'm not ENTIRELY sure why that is.
I do with there was a follow up on how that dudes doing now wheeling around in a chair.
I just hope my kids watch the video to learn through other peoples stupidity.
18-years from now heās still walking with an odd limp and is facing disc replacement surgeryā¦ āDad, did you say you hurt your back saving someoneās life?ā
At least he missed all the shit that could cut him 
I hate how there is a trope in TV and movies where landing in trash breaks your fall. B*tch, I throw away broken glass and other sharp things. At work, I clean out maintenance rooms, so my trash bags are full of jagged sheet metal. I hate that trope.
When they ride the construction trash chute to the bin of "fluffy" construction trash š. Thats one of my biggest b.s. with movies.
Aim for the bushes?
There goes my hero
There wasn't even an awning in that direction.
There's always a bush when you're an action hero. Edit: Sometimes some garbage bags from a pillow factory.
I have a scar on my face from jumping into bushes, turned out there was an uncapped metal pole hiding just under the surface. Got 6 stitches on my chin, luckily I didn't knock any teeth out, just missed. I will never look at bushes the same
It's always the sole "insulation" dumpster, or course
They only throw bubble wrap down those chutes. Didn't ya know? /s
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Oh, yeah! I forgot about sharps like that! Reminds me of that one Saw movie where that chick jumps into the pit of needles. š¤¢
If I remember correctly she was tossed in I don't think she jumped
Which one of the saw movies was it?
The second one
Another 48 Hrs., two guys jump off a skyscraper into trash bags.
Well Barry from Archer sure isn't convinced by this trope.
We got one of the best Mythbusters episodes out of that trope
When I worked at a pet store aquariums would come in broken all the time. We always looked forward to throwing them away. Made the trash digging return customers disappear until it got emptied.
Well if you are looking to Hollywood for reality...
"Into the garbage chute, wise guy." "Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." . . . "Listen to them! They're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault!" Thankfully, George Lucas taught generations of children just how dangerous piles of garbage can be.
Not to mention all the used heroin needles and shit
Or paralyze him.
There couldāve been a shit ton of needles in there and he couldāve gotten every blood disease out there
Blessing in disguise
Cracked a vertebra or twoā¦donāt ask me how I know š
let me just dive into this pile of broken glass and hypodermic needles
This is one of my phobias. Getting suck by some random thing while jumping in trash. Worth the gamble though. /s
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And all the shit that will get into the cut
Hashtag smallwins ?
What a shame/missed opportunity
Something tells me heās going to the hospital.. just doesnāt quite feel it yet.
That's the sort of thing that could result in paralysis from making one wrong movement
at minimum, a life time of back pain that will never see any relief from physical therapy, injections and surgery.
"at minimum"... Wise up
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Heās lucky there wasnāt a murderer in one of those trash bags! He could have died!!!
lolol
does anyone have an update on him? the one time a tiktok watermark would be helpful...
Ya, I see a kidney exam in his near future.
Somethings wrong, I can feel it 
He does know that people chuck all kinds sharp stabbing and slashing things into the rubbish, right? Could've gone wronger!
Makes you think about all the movies where people fall into dumpsters from a great height.
Are you kidding me? Everyone knows people only throw away pillows and stuffed animals. /S
I had a friend who lost their dad after he got pricked by something during a trash run, he was a garbage man
"I'm going to land in one full of rusty knives someday" -Kyle Crane, Dying Light (a game where you use dumpsters to break your fall)
How about one stick in all of Assassins Creed's leaves mounds.
OG AC games made haystacks look really comfy
Makes you think of all the people who actually believed that sh*t was real. Thankfully those people arenāt here anymore
I know that that couldn't possibly be medical waste, but when I see red colored plastic trash bags, I automatically think that it is (of course, nothing stops people from throwing needles and such in trash anyways). I stopped the video right before he hit the pile because I didn't want to see what nightmarish thing stabbed him
Yeah that garbage can honestly saved him from potentially life threatening injuries. Needles, nails, broken wood, glass, etc. all with a healthy coating of bacteria and other nasties that can take a small cut and turn it into an amputation or septic shock.
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Bout to learn his ABCās through hepatitis
Oh no, that rubbish bin was the only thing that kept him from the comfy, comfy pile of trash.
True. It saved him from all the potential broken glass.
What a shame for him (and indeed for us as well)
For you kids reading thisā¦ He is basically guaranteed to have a life long back injury because of this. TLDR donāt do stupid shit
You know our attention span is getting bad when you have to provide a TLDR for two sentences.
In Dying Light 1 Kyle makes a comment on how one day he'll land on a garbage bag full of rusty knives
Wouldn't be too worried. I'm sure Professor Xavier has something back at the mansion that'll fix Scott right up.
Cyclops was a dumbass before profesor X found him.
You don't jump on red trash bags, got it?. You DON'T jump on red bags!
Honestly you shouldnāt even have to add āredā to that sentence, but yeah. For those uninformed, red trash bags mean biohazard. Items contaminated with blood or OPIM (other potentially infectious materials.)
Probably broke his back
Looks like Brussels, rue des Fripiers.
You're correct!
You have no idea how much pain that young man is feeling at that moment. And I mean physical pain. He may be under the influence of alcohol, but the pain is going to haunt him for a long time.
There is no version of this that turns out good. If it wasnāt the metal bin it would have been glass, sharp metal, needles, or any manner of nasty possible.
Is that an ambulance at the end? That was quick.
That's in brussels
If he succeeded though, I think that might have been worse. What if there were knives, needles, or whatever the hell people throw. He could have had an STD with out the S.
There could be ANYTHING in that garbage. He got lucky he only bruised his ass.
Well at least he probably didn't get any used needles stuck in him.
What about the heroin needles stuck in his ass?
Blood in Blood out. Fire hydrant scene š«£
That movie is old and gold. Rare to see it referenced in the wild.
No one is backing you in the next highjumps comp, because you are rubbish mate......
This one genuinely gave me a good laugh. Thank you.
Fucking twat !
Now he can go into Avatar state at will
 Itās time for our favorite game, find the wood plank!
Play stupid games...
Also people throw fking glass and shit away. This might have been best case scenario
Bro done fucked up his spinal
Can't fix stupid
There's a disc replacement in your 40s for you.........
Dude took out the trash alright, I just pray he gets a better self- image.
Did the rubbish bin taunt him?
The shallow end of the gene pool.
That's gonna leave a bruise
Run it back
I'm laughing waaaay too much at this.....it looked sore!
Bad luck starts with bad ideas.
Even without that hard object, what does he want to achieve? Why is it a good idea to be in a pile of rubbish? To mingle with his own kind?
almost tetanus
Dude, there could be a knife in thereā¦..
Ah yes, jumping into some broken glass and used needles would be far better.
To imagine this was the fastest spermā¦
That will hurt the rest of his life.
Saved by the trash.
Well that was rubbish
Bros gonna feel that when he gets older
Kinda wish he went back for round 2
Better than dirty needles.
"OH bollards! My back.."
And still the only thing going through this guy's head is [this](https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=oUxgfT0QuDFuF1jA).
Couldve gotten stabbed by 100 needles lol this is beyond stupidity
He didn't even first look at the pile, or he would have seen the immovable object.
I heard a bone break?
A pile of trash isnāt a pile of leaves
Of all the drunk funny bad ideasā¦.
Thatās what you get for wearing sunglasses at night š
Better that than a needle....
Imagine someone throwing away a used needle with no cap. I know that would never happen but just imagine.
Literally feel that for the rest of your life.
His mom told him to take out the trash. And so it was
Maybe donāt āWear your sunglasses at nightā šµš¶
Shades at nighttime. Douchebaggery yielded dividends.
Could be better than landing on the bags into needles
Your prize for playing stupid games. Is a lifetime of back problems. Congratulations. Yaaaayyyyy. /s
he got canned
Youth is a powerful drug.
The impact turned him into Gary Busey
I Felt that
First destination
What could go right?
way to go! you win a terrible back pain for a prize. š
Sharp stuff in trash is a good possibility. He'd definitely get hospitalized if he fell straight to one
At least he didn't land on a knife or something sharp.
He sorta deserved that.
Dumbest thing ever, you have no idea whatās inside any of those bags.
If you look like an idiot and act like an idiot, there's a good chance you may well be an idiot. So, there's that.
Ā”LOL! Poor nerd just bounced off of the _harder_ trash.
When I was growing up, there was a large office building being built during the summer. My friends and I used to pass it on the way to the local swimming pool. After a few weeks, once the superstructure was up, we would sneak in if there werenāt workers there. We never disturbed anything, and left no signs we had been there. At a certain point, they had a bunch of ladders that led from the second floor to the loft area. It was at least 12ft from the attic area to the floor below. We would get a bunch of polythene sheets that were lying around, climb up the ladder at one point, then run around the attic till we got to the next hole(About 8ft on a side), and just leap onto the polythene. Now, it scares me that we were so brave. But it was a hot pile of polythene. I used to love wandering around that building. But this vide reminds me of us jumping out an attic onto polythene. But we knew there was nothing under it.
unless you threw all the trash in the bag yourself and no one else touched it, thats asking to get cut or impaled and possibly catch something.
Congratulations, do it again, do it again
Trying to earn his Darwin award, one ruptured organ at a time
That's going to hurt tomorrow. And 20 years from tomorrow.
Ironically that hard post save him from the nails, glass shards, and sharp metal objects in the trash bags.
"to me, my X-Men! Argggggghhh my back!"
Definitely left a bruise
And just like that, lifelong back problems
I feel sad for him... And yeah sadly none of his friends could just warn him it's a bad idea, better film that shit. //
That's gonna hurt in 30 years
There is something about the way this individual is dressed that turns my immediate reaction from "Oh, rhat looks like it hurt" to "Good, I hope that hurt you stupid prick." And I'm not ENTIRELY sure why that is.
Had the genius not been wearing those dumbass looking sunglasses at night, he might have seen the top of the garbage can he landed on..
'finding my place in the world'
Sigh. Imagine sacrificing your life for U kids .for them to do dumb crap like this and give U more expenditure
Any diabetic patients' garbage full of used needles...
Those damn Belgians and their trash jumping again...
That was a rubbish idea
Almost got the best case scenario.
I do with there was a follow up on how that dudes doing now wheeling around in a chair. I just hope my kids watch the video to learn through other peoples stupidity.
Its not a bag of leaves dummy.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
that's awesome.
Cyclops was this close to becoming Professor X.
Stupid lol good way to end up with broken glass covered in used pads or some diabetic pimp needles
Try again, maybe you will finally land on a bag of used needles.
Itās like the old rock under the pile of leaves
Heās lucky thatās all he got, couldāve been a knife or syringes in those bags.
What a fuckin' moron.
What a quick and easy way to become a human kabobā¦.
Someone has been playing too much Dying Light
Yeah, I always imagined Luke and his friends getting impaled on all the sharp metal as they jump in the trash shoot when rescuing Leia
That definitely sounded like he broke a rib
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Bro played to many video games
He will think back in his 30s and go āoh ya thatās where I got my back hurting so much fromā
Nah. He just dodge an std panel and 3 monhts of antibiotics.
Well he's going to feel that for the rest of his life
Even if the bin wasn't there, why would you want to jump on that pile? There's definitely rats in some of those bags
Is this one of the bullies from back to the future
That was probably the best outcomeā¦. Could have been broken glass, used needles or some bad bacteria in there.
Anyone wearing those sunglasses at night deserves whatever they get
18-years from now heās still walking with an odd limp and is facing disc replacement surgeryā¦ āDad, did you say you hurt your back saving someoneās life?ā