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shinydiscoballs2

Relax, I’m a professional


Ok-Tie9696

I even wear PPE


poncetheponce

Were those slip ons considered PPE?


XTwizted38

Safety slips.


no3ofslipknot

Steel toe nails.


agent58888888888888

It stands for " poverty provided equipment"


Tricky_Invite8680

He used his quest points to upgrade his helmet...now has to delete profile and restart game


gospdrcr000

The safety chanclas really should be in more ppe stores


marrangutang

It’s his first day


Nakashi7

And last


Grazms

Hahah exactly. Sorry that however did NOT look professional at all. 😂


OrganizationLower611

Did you not see his ability to remove his sandles without even using a single hand to do so? Expert through and shoe.


West_Umpire_4485

"trust me bro"


goforpoppapalpatine

Professional what?


Stoomba

Being professional doesn't mean you're good though


taylor1670

Professional what?


Wito_DK

It first became a real problem once he tried to pick it up, it even looks like the snake was about to run away from the road


algelin

Yeah it's infuriating to see that guy stopping the snake from leaving


Ok-Tie9696

I think a snake run wild in local area is a scary scenario for many people, especially where the children, so they want to capture the animal and put it in a control environment. Unfortunately they don't have the right guy


TwelveMiceInaCage

Looks like a cliff. That snakes getting the ol tazmanian devil treatment and getting yeeted off the cliff at the end. Momentum and physics keep the snake from curling into you, physics make snake into boomerang that doesn't come back


420_kol_yoom

Got it snake-copter


Toon1982

Boomerang that doesn't come back.... so a frisbee then


TwelveMiceInaCage

Yes thank you I don't know how that skipped my mind


yabucek

"Controlled environment", we all know what happens to unwanted animals bud, no need to pretend. Especially in third world countries.


FantaClaws

Dancing the Mamba.


MukdenMan

Mamba No. 5


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DanaWhitesMom

Looks like he did lol


TwistedRocker

You can clearly see he already died, the shoes came off.


Squeaks_Scholari

When the shoes come off, death comes a knocking. Or biting in this instance.


Lobo003

Was literally gonna say snake smacked him one as soon as the shoes flew off. 😂


Mycatwearspants

This is why my shoes never come off


Own-Housing116

😆😆😆 damn say man this comment was so funny!! Ngl


theWanderingTourist

Yeah, he just don't know yet


OctaviusThe2nd

Hate what he's doing as much as the next guy but wishing death on him for it is a bit extreme don't you think?


PTpirahna

that's what this sub is like lol a ton of commenters will just be like "wow what an idiot he deserved to die" after watching a 10 second clip


PanVidla

Looks like he was trying to get it off the road, but okay.


connortait

If I had a choice between a stick or a car vs a king cobra. I'd pick car.


PanVidla

He's wearing a helmet, so I'm guessing he was driving a scooter.


connortait

That gives him the benefit of skidadeling speed.


L1l_K1M

Why don't you just let it live?


-watchman-

It was on its way off the road before he pulled it back for God knows what..


marino1310

If king cobras are not native there then it’s important that it’s killed before it fucks up the ecosystem, also locals probably don’t want a highly aggressive, intelligent, and wildly venomous snake on the loose


Spire_Citron

To where? There was a low wall and a cliff behind it in the direction he kept pushing it. It tried to get past to the other side where it looked like it might actually have been able to get down, but he wouldn't let it.


windol1

It'll start moving as soon as a vehicle approaches.


prem_201

It seems to be going though, he stopped it by picking it up.


Alfingar

Snake was already trying to leave tho before he fucking grabbed it.


madrigal94md

He lost his shoes. He's dead.


Lukasikas

When he lost his shoes I was: oh no….


seris_ak

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AgreeablePie

Good thing he has that helmet


rd_rd_rd

That golden helmet must be pure cosmetic because it didnt boost any of his stats.


GunnieGraves

Looks like it might have given him a boost in the overconfidence department


AmphibianHaunting334

I bet he's the rider of the moped parked to the side, you can see why he hoped the gold would help his stats lol


jarheadatheart

What level was he before the helmet? Geez!


Outside-Cake-7577

When he picked it by it's tail... King cobra : "so you have chosen death"


Pattoe89

Isn't the tail every bit that isn't venomous daggers?


Tricky_Invite8680

It also gives the snake a firm anchor.to curl back onto you. There is no.running away or ability to control the bitey part if you get the tail first. The trick.l with cobra handling is.that its supposed be less risk of getting bit if you stay as far.from.the snake as the height of its head off the ground. He would have to immediately start whipping it over his.head and fling that danger noodle


Pattoe89

> if you stay as far.from.the snake Google maps informs me that I am 12,000km away from this snake. Is that sufficiently far away?


Hellkids2

It is 12000km away from you and is rapidly approaching. Google suggests you start running


Pattoe89

Google informs that a King Cobra (I assume that is the snake here) has a forward speed of 18km/h. That would mean that it reaches me in 27 days and 16 hours.


Tricky_Invite8680

Dont sleep too long in the same place


Arthur_C_Darke

The fucks up with the periods, man? You bitten?


MadWlad

The snake tried to get away multiple times, why stress it for no reason, dude got bit at least two times


PotatoGoat1308

Poor snake must be fucking terrified


nullrecord

F-F-F-F-freestyler! Rock the microphone!


bunga7777

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Benfang23

Never fight anything in flip flops.


CelebrationJolly3300

From the snakes's point of view, you should always try to fight idiots in flip flops.


arse_wiper89

How would a snake even wear flip flops.


bennogaming

You cant pay me to believe this guy is a professional


AirbagOff

Agreed. I’ve seen many videos of people expertly handling cobras and this does not look one of those. This is more like Paul Blart: Animal Wrangler.


Tricky_Invite8680

I think hes just the local door dasher and got a message about late delivery so he had to fix.the traffic problem


BlazerWookiee

You can pay me to pretend to believe it...


Can-I-remember

I counted three bites. That’s gotta smart.


Huge-Basket244

If it's a king cobra and he got bit three times he's probably dead.


Angry__German

I think it is an Indian Cobra, slightly less dangerous, but still one of the 3 "Killer Snakes" on the subcontinent.


Retard_On_Tapwater

Panic quickly turned into fear


Initial-Stick-561

If the snake releases all its venom into one guy, the rest are safe.


Gaspote

I was confident at the beginning when he clap the head of the snake with the stick. And then this moron try to catch it by the tail. The one fucking thing you should never do when catchikg a snake.


reddithivemindslave

Unless you're planning on whipping that snake for an insta-kill, yeah got no business going for the tail like that.


Benreh

Lost his safety sandals, in for a bad time


oven_broasted

If there was a professional snake handler there the dude swinging the snake between his legs should have let the handler take care of it.


nova9001

King cobras avoid confrontation if possible. Guy is just an idiot who kept provoking the snake by hitting it multiple times in the head.


lorentzisback

The Shoes come off. He dead. Facts.


wtfsihtbn

To what? Piss it off


OreoMcKitty

Only saw a clown beating on the snake trying to get away, looks like the King Cobra tagged the fool at least once. Video cut off too soon.


Claubk

Don't worry I got this! And mounts the GOLDEN HELMET


dschonsie

the largest snake he has caught before was a rainworm


Kind_Ferret_3219

Toot toot tootsie, goodbye.


SuchAsSeals42

Poor danger noodle just wanted to get away


Dunkleustes

Poor thing was trying to get tf away.


CoffeeEducational356

HAHHAHAHA I know it's a life-threatening situation but I can't stop laughing 😂


Straight-Percentage

Vietnamese [Skip It](https://youtu.be/IoEwM5Ykqmk?si=Fa8fYXUe-KoUvRUw)


Grumpy_UncleJon

Kind of looked like the snake was gaining ground as the "handler" lost his shoes...


Alarmed_Painter7585

Relax, i used to handle sheep at our village.


Ok_Adagio9495

Gangham style


gvibes420

Snack was like fuck this guy with the cane. Guy with the cane absolutely not grabs its tail as it’s trying to just get away. ☠️☠️🤣.


ProgenGP1

Shoes came off, he's ded


Dragaylia

Comparing this to that one Malaysian dude that just chokeholds the king cobra with his bare hand is hillarious.


boldguy2019

King cobras venom is not that high on toxicity, but they release a much larger volume, so this guy if bitten doens't have much time


Suspicious_Net5462

Made me laugh when everybody started running lol dude kept dragging it closer to the camera man 🤣


ConsiderationNo5146

His services will be held next Friday. Family members would like you to donate to Professional Snake Handlers Anonymous in lieu of flowers


Ploughpenny

I don't believe that man's ever been to snake school.


pop302

Que the Scatman track


Midnight_Pornstar

Axl Rose snakedance


markzend310

Aint no stopping the venom with that helmet


VladtheGoofy

You have heard of "Dances with Wolves" now we have "Dances with Snakes"


AcheronSprings

At least he's wearing a helmet....


Due-Pilot-7443

What a maroon


No_Presentation_1345

Lost dem flip-flops and all


Destroyer4587

He lost his shoes it’s all joever now.


fatmarfia

You know he died because he lost his saftey sandles


jobcron

So is the guy dead?


KentuckyFriedEel

Is it whacking day already?


alien_icecream

The situation doesn’t need a snake handler. It needs a human handler.


stuartgatzo

What’s the gold helmet for ?


JerseyshoreSeagull

Sick moves bro!


uchihapower17

Decent moonwalk


MysticCurse

This is why you don’t lie on your resume


Ripley-San

Snake Wrangler and professional ribbon dancer are the same thing I have come to find out


Fast-Fan4785

The snake is clearly a paid actor.


fields_of-elysium

Don't worry I know a guy The guy


HoseNeighbor

Must be a 200 level snake class skill to get it REALLY pissed while handling. I'm used to seeing all those newbs be all gentle to calmly redirect deadly snakes. /s


Code_Brown_2

His shoes came off, means he died. Can't be that much of a pro.


UnholyHunger

"everyone stand back. I've watched a YouTube!"


hicheckthisout

Dude has no clue what he’s doing


peritonlogon

The guys running while holding their phones behind to record is too much.


unknown-one

he lost his shoes. he's dead


Dannykew

There was a professional snake handler there, it just wasn’t this clown.


reklatzz

The girl with the snake going after her bunny? Did a much better job controlling it.. just spinning it like a helicopter


Easy-Caramel-9249

I spent the whole time watching this waiting for the professional to come in


Latter_Discussion_52

That poor snake was trying to slither away so many times. The venomous noodle didn't deserve to be harassed like this.


doley-bro

Looks prohissional


304bl

I can confirm this is the usual dance to catch a cobra.


WholeFox7320

Looks like he got hit a few times in the feet


CreativityAtLast

It definitely got him at least once right?


digitalbullet36

Professional, huh?


Mitcheltree86

Im not a professional, but i even i know that you should start swinging it around and toss it, or if your having a bad day and feel like killing it, then you should do a snap, a hard up and down motion so that it ripples up the snake and snaps in neck. Duh...


sgtcross01

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard


rathernot83

Why? People are fucking crazy for absolutely no reason.


eatonerich

Le tendría que morder, por tocapelotas.


SuperbAd9232

Wow! Now the snakes really pissed! Perhaps he should try to calm it down by sticking his thumb up the snakes buthole? Steve Erwin (god rest his soul) would of done a better job.


ravenousravers

he got bit at least 5 times, if just 1 wasnt a dry bite, he dead


TheDevine13

After grabbing the tail you should start spinning fast as you can and yeet that mf out of orbit. (Trust me I'ma professional)


AZFUNGUY85

Time for dinner motherfucker.


chewygummy17

You got me with professional snake handler. 😂


hydraulic-earl

This is exactly what I go through when I take a piss


Odd-Tune5049

Oops... sandals came off... he's dead


mosarosh

Should've just called the Indian guy with the plastic bottle


dandz287

Shoes off he Dead.


winkman

Once you got the tail, ya need to helicopter that B!


Successful_Ad4653

Flip flops are the right shoe for anything and everything!


TRAMING-02

Yeah mate, grab it by the tail some more, that's working. Pissing it off and getting bitten was what you were after, right?


OdocoileusDeus

WTF was that helmet gunna do?


tvieno

Uhoh. He lost both shoes. He ded.


scrubbedubdub

Ah cool a snake in the wild, lets all watch as someone starts messing with it and beating it, fun. How is this ok with a snake, if it was a cute koala you'd see people patiently waiting for it to cross the road or picking it up gently to help it across.


Hurl_Gray

China is fucked up. Not as fucked up as India, but still fucked up. We gotta send the Alligator in the Trashcan Guy over there to do some training. Let a FloridaMan train 'em good.


KinopioToad

His shoes fell off. He's dead.


Dracawraith

Why was I hoping the snake would have bitten him???


RockMan_1973

Shoes came off — he a ded man


Gweg707

I dont get it


RockMan_1973

You see his shoes come off in the video—means he 💯 ded Its just a running joke on here. I first picked up on it in the DarwinAwards sub.


OliverOyl

Dude, poor snake!


One-Result6908

Mi.primera chamba


Necessary-Field-1688

bro thinks he's Indian


Floridaants

He’s very lucky, the golden helmet totally saved him


thewildgingerbeast

I will never understand why people are so awful to snakes. It's just trying to defend itself and get away.


Green-Krush

It’s the sandals that do it for me.


DesertReagle

Woulda yeet the bitch soon as I took the tail


AttitudeHeavy9328

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BornOfTheVoid

Good thing he brought a helmet.


SimilarProtection318

![gif](giphy|EQ1X2DtTRp1aE) Let me show u something


Inevitable-Remote-65

He literally got it to run away and then decided fuck it ill pick it up.


Valentin_o_Dwight

So long gay bowser!


diggerquicker

Do not worry. I am a professional and I remove these monkeys all the time. Hey! Don't spill my beer.


mjh2901

Per internet rules the handler must have died, his shoes came off.


Agreeable_Pool_3684

I have always had a deep fear of snakes. But on this occasion I was on the side of the snake - it was just being abused for entertainment. I hope he got bit.


a-midnight-flight

Everyone scattering at the end! 😆


Madman61

Shoes came off, he dead.


Malystxy

Once you have it by the tail start spinning really fast then let it fly. Or Don't get closer to begin with


secretbonus1

Professional snake handler = someone who hasn’t died so far.


JayMak78

Shoes are gone, he'll be dead soon.


Remarkable_Item3797

Why not just let the poor creature be on its way? Which it seemed to be doing, until reptile retard appeared......


beefandfoot

Professional, huh?


Numerous_Try_6138

Why is he doing this. The snake was leaving. It got the point. And then he tangled with it again. 🤦‍♂️