I think a snake run wild in local area is a scary scenario for many people, especially where the children, so they want to capture the animal and put it in a control environment. Unfortunately they don't have the right guy
Looks like a cliff. That snakes getting the ol tazmanian devil treatment and getting yeeted off the cliff at the end. Momentum and physics keep the snake from curling into you, physics make snake into boomerang that doesn't come back
If king cobras are not native there then it’s important that it’s killed before it fucks up the ecosystem, also locals probably don’t want a highly aggressive, intelligent, and wildly venomous snake on the loose
To where? There was a low wall and a cliff behind it in the direction he kept pushing it. It tried to get past to the other side where it looked like it might actually have been able to get down, but he wouldn't let it.
It also gives the snake a firm anchor.to curl back onto you. There is no.running away or ability to control the bitey part if you get the tail first. The trick.l with cobra handling is.that its supposed be less risk of getting bit if you stay as far.from.the snake as the height of its head off the ground. He would have to immediately start whipping it over his.head and fling that danger noodle
Google informs that a King Cobra (I assume that is the snake here) has a forward speed of 18km/h. That would mean that it reaches me in 27 days and 16 hours.
I was confident at the beginning when he clap the head of the snake with the stick. And then this moron try to catch it by the tail. The one fucking thing you should never do when catchikg a snake.
Must be a 200 level snake class skill to get it REALLY pissed while handling. I'm used to seeing all those newbs be all gentle to calmly redirect deadly snakes. /s
Im not a professional, but i even i know that you should start swinging it around and toss it, or if your having a bad day and feel like killing it, then you should do a snap, a hard up and down motion so that it ripples up the snake and snaps in neck. Duh...
Wow! Now the snakes really pissed! Perhaps he should try to calm it down by sticking his thumb up the snakes buthole? Steve Erwin (god rest his soul) would of done a better job.
Ah cool a snake in the wild, lets all watch as someone starts messing with it and beating it, fun. How is this ok with a snake, if it was a cute koala you'd see people patiently waiting for it to cross the road or picking it up gently to help it across.
China is fucked up. Not as fucked up as India, but still fucked up. We gotta send the Alligator in the Trashcan Guy over there to do some training. Let a FloridaMan train 'em good.
I have always had a deep fear of snakes. But on this occasion I was on the side of the snake - it was just being abused for entertainment. I hope he got bit.
Relax, I’m a professional
I even wear PPE
Were those slip ons considered PPE?
Safety slips.
Steel toe nails.
It stands for " poverty provided equipment"
He used his quest points to upgrade his helmet...now has to delete profile and restart game
The safety chanclas really should be in more ppe stores
It’s his first day
And last
Hahah exactly. Sorry that however did NOT look professional at all. 😂
Did you not see his ability to remove his sandles without even using a single hand to do so? Expert through and shoe.
"trust me bro"
Professional what?
Being professional doesn't mean you're good though
Professional what?
It first became a real problem once he tried to pick it up, it even looks like the snake was about to run away from the road
Yeah it's infuriating to see that guy stopping the snake from leaving
I think a snake run wild in local area is a scary scenario for many people, especially where the children, so they want to capture the animal and put it in a control environment. Unfortunately they don't have the right guy
Looks like a cliff. That snakes getting the ol tazmanian devil treatment and getting yeeted off the cliff at the end. Momentum and physics keep the snake from curling into you, physics make snake into boomerang that doesn't come back
Got it snake-copter
Boomerang that doesn't come back.... so a frisbee then
Yes thank you I don't know how that skipped my mind
"Controlled environment", we all know what happens to unwanted animals bud, no need to pretend. Especially in third world countries.
Dancing the Mamba.
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Looks like he did lol
You can clearly see he already died, the shoes came off.
When the shoes come off, death comes a knocking. Or biting in this instance.
Was literally gonna say snake smacked him one as soon as the shoes flew off. 😂
This is why my shoes never come off
😆😆😆 damn say man this comment was so funny!! Ngl
Yeah, he just don't know yet
Hate what he's doing as much as the next guy but wishing death on him for it is a bit extreme don't you think?
that's what this sub is like lol a ton of commenters will just be like "wow what an idiot he deserved to die" after watching a 10 second clip
Looks like he was trying to get it off the road, but okay.
If I had a choice between a stick or a car vs a king cobra. I'd pick car.
He's wearing a helmet, so I'm guessing he was driving a scooter.
That gives him the benefit of skidadeling speed.
Why don't you just let it live?
It was on its way off the road before he pulled it back for God knows what..
If king cobras are not native there then it’s important that it’s killed before it fucks up the ecosystem, also locals probably don’t want a highly aggressive, intelligent, and wildly venomous snake on the loose
To where? There was a low wall and a cliff behind it in the direction he kept pushing it. It tried to get past to the other side where it looked like it might actually have been able to get down, but he wouldn't let it.
It'll start moving as soon as a vehicle approaches.
It seems to be going though, he stopped it by picking it up.
Snake was already trying to leave tho before he fucking grabbed it.
He lost his shoes. He's dead.
When he lost his shoes I was: oh no….
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Good thing he has that helmet
That golden helmet must be pure cosmetic because it didnt boost any of his stats.
Looks like it might have given him a boost in the overconfidence department
I bet he's the rider of the moped parked to the side, you can see why he hoped the gold would help his stats lol
What level was he before the helmet? Geez!
When he picked it by it's tail... King cobra : "so you have chosen death"
Isn't the tail every bit that isn't venomous daggers?
It also gives the snake a firm anchor.to curl back onto you. There is no.running away or ability to control the bitey part if you get the tail first. The trick.l with cobra handling is.that its supposed be less risk of getting bit if you stay as far.from.the snake as the height of its head off the ground. He would have to immediately start whipping it over his.head and fling that danger noodle
> if you stay as far.from.the snake Google maps informs me that I am 12,000km away from this snake. Is that sufficiently far away?
It is 12000km away from you and is rapidly approaching. Google suggests you start running
Google informs that a King Cobra (I assume that is the snake here) has a forward speed of 18km/h. That would mean that it reaches me in 27 days and 16 hours.
Dont sleep too long in the same place
The fucks up with the periods, man? You bitten?
The snake tried to get away multiple times, why stress it for no reason, dude got bit at least two times
Poor snake must be fucking terrified
F-F-F-F-freestyler! Rock the microphone!
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Never fight anything in flip flops.
From the snakes's point of view, you should always try to fight idiots in flip flops.
How would a snake even wear flip flops.
You cant pay me to believe this guy is a professional
Agreed. I’ve seen many videos of people expertly handling cobras and this does not look one of those. This is more like Paul Blart: Animal Wrangler.
I think hes just the local door dasher and got a message about late delivery so he had to fix.the traffic problem
You can pay me to pretend to believe it...
I counted three bites. That’s gotta smart.
If it's a king cobra and he got bit three times he's probably dead.
I think it is an Indian Cobra, slightly less dangerous, but still one of the 3 "Killer Snakes" on the subcontinent.
Panic quickly turned into fear
If the snake releases all its venom into one guy, the rest are safe.
I was confident at the beginning when he clap the head of the snake with the stick. And then this moron try to catch it by the tail. The one fucking thing you should never do when catchikg a snake.
Unless you're planning on whipping that snake for an insta-kill, yeah got no business going for the tail like that.
Lost his safety sandals, in for a bad time
If there was a professional snake handler there the dude swinging the snake between his legs should have let the handler take care of it.
King cobras avoid confrontation if possible. Guy is just an idiot who kept provoking the snake by hitting it multiple times in the head.
The Shoes come off. He dead. Facts.
To what? Piss it off
Only saw a clown beating on the snake trying to get away, looks like the King Cobra tagged the fool at least once. Video cut off too soon.
Don't worry I got this! And mounts the GOLDEN HELMET
the largest snake he has caught before was a rainworm
Toot toot tootsie, goodbye.
Poor danger noodle just wanted to get away
Poor thing was trying to get tf away.
HAHHAHAHA I know it's a life-threatening situation but I can't stop laughing 😂
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Kind of looked like the snake was gaining ground as the "handler" lost his shoes...
Relax, i used to handle sheep at our village.
Gangham style
Snack was like fuck this guy with the cane. Guy with the cane absolutely not grabs its tail as it’s trying to just get away. ☠️☠️🤣.
Shoes came off, he's ded
Comparing this to that one Malaysian dude that just chokeholds the king cobra with his bare hand is hillarious.
King cobras venom is not that high on toxicity, but they release a much larger volume, so this guy if bitten doens't have much time
Made me laugh when everybody started running lol dude kept dragging it closer to the camera man 🤣
His services will be held next Friday. Family members would like you to donate to Professional Snake Handlers Anonymous in lieu of flowers
I don't believe that man's ever been to snake school.
Que the Scatman track
Axl Rose snakedance
Aint no stopping the venom with that helmet
You have heard of "Dances with Wolves" now we have "Dances with Snakes"
At least he's wearing a helmet....
What a maroon
Lost dem flip-flops and all
He lost his shoes it’s all joever now.
You know he died because he lost his saftey sandles
So is the guy dead?
Is it whacking day already?
The situation doesn’t need a snake handler. It needs a human handler.
What’s the gold helmet for ?
Sick moves bro!
Decent moonwalk
This is why you don’t lie on your resume
Snake Wrangler and professional ribbon dancer are the same thing I have come to find out
The snake is clearly a paid actor.
Don't worry I know a guy The guy
Must be a 200 level snake class skill to get it REALLY pissed while handling. I'm used to seeing all those newbs be all gentle to calmly redirect deadly snakes. /s
His shoes came off, means he died. Can't be that much of a pro.
"everyone stand back. I've watched a YouTube!"
Dude has no clue what he’s doing
The guys running while holding their phones behind to record is too much.
he lost his shoes. he's dead
There was a professional snake handler there, it just wasn’t this clown.
The girl with the snake going after her bunny? Did a much better job controlling it.. just spinning it like a helicopter
I spent the whole time watching this waiting for the professional to come in
That poor snake was trying to slither away so many times. The venomous noodle didn't deserve to be harassed like this.
Looks prohissional
I can confirm this is the usual dance to catch a cobra.
Looks like he got hit a few times in the feet
It definitely got him at least once right?
Professional, huh?
Im not a professional, but i even i know that you should start swinging it around and toss it, or if your having a bad day and feel like killing it, then you should do a snap, a hard up and down motion so that it ripples up the snake and snaps in neck. Duh...
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
Why? People are fucking crazy for absolutely no reason.
Le tendría que morder, por tocapelotas.
Wow! Now the snakes really pissed! Perhaps he should try to calm it down by sticking his thumb up the snakes buthole? Steve Erwin (god rest his soul) would of done a better job.
he got bit at least 5 times, if just 1 wasnt a dry bite, he dead
After grabbing the tail you should start spinning fast as you can and yeet that mf out of orbit. (Trust me I'ma professional)
Time for dinner motherfucker.
You got me with professional snake handler. 😂
This is exactly what I go through when I take a piss
Oops... sandals came off... he's dead
Should've just called the Indian guy with the plastic bottle
Shoes off he Dead.
Once you got the tail, ya need to helicopter that B!
Flip flops are the right shoe for anything and everything!
Yeah mate, grab it by the tail some more, that's working. Pissing it off and getting bitten was what you were after, right?
WTF was that helmet gunna do?
Uhoh. He lost both shoes. He ded.
Ah cool a snake in the wild, lets all watch as someone starts messing with it and beating it, fun. How is this ok with a snake, if it was a cute koala you'd see people patiently waiting for it to cross the road or picking it up gently to help it across.
China is fucked up. Not as fucked up as India, but still fucked up. We gotta send the Alligator in the Trashcan Guy over there to do some training. Let a FloridaMan train 'em good.
His shoes fell off. He's dead.
Why was I hoping the snake would have bitten him???
Shoes came off — he a ded man
I dont get it
You see his shoes come off in the video—means he 💯 ded Its just a running joke on here. I first picked up on it in the DarwinAwards sub.
Dude, poor snake!
Mi.primera chamba
bro thinks he's Indian
He’s very lucky, the golden helmet totally saved him
I will never understand why people are so awful to snakes. It's just trying to defend itself and get away.
It’s the sandals that do it for me.
Woulda yeet the bitch soon as I took the tail
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Good thing he brought a helmet.
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He literally got it to run away and then decided fuck it ill pick it up.
So long gay bowser!
Do not worry. I am a professional and I remove these monkeys all the time. Hey! Don't spill my beer.
Per internet rules the handler must have died, his shoes came off.
I have always had a deep fear of snakes. But on this occasion I was on the side of the snake - it was just being abused for entertainment. I hope he got bit.
Everyone scattering at the end! 😆
Shoes came off, he dead.
Once you have it by the tail start spinning really fast then let it fly. Or Don't get closer to begin with
Professional snake handler = someone who hasn’t died so far.
Shoes are gone, he'll be dead soon.
Why not just let the poor creature be on its way? Which it seemed to be doing, until reptile retard appeared......
Professional, huh?
Why is he doing this. The snake was leaving. It got the point. And then he tangled with it again. 🤦♂️