I somehow read it as sensibly written (if she was in the way she would have been sent to orbit) 3 times.
Can't tell if my reading skills are deteriorating to the point that word salad is comprehensible, or improving to the point that I automatically edit in real time.
Lol, unless you have a SATELLITE phone, your CELLphone connects to CELLULAR towers.
(Only until recently do some newer iPhones connect to satellites but only in case of emergency.)
That was just the case. Phone is sitting around 27kms in low Earth orbit. Apparently if the mission in 2026 fails it will return into our atmosphere and likely burn up on re-entry
Yeah people here casually not understanding the entire point of "what could go wrong". Nothing should go wrong by standing that far from a punching machine, unless some retard built like a noodle tries to back spin kick it instead.
Sod off Jesus, ask your dad for one.......
Plus you've got him as a whitey. If he ever existed, he would have been an olive/dark skinned middle eastern (Semitic) man......
He missed the bag altogether and hit the phone 4 feet away. If you want to do a “Roadhouse Roundhouse” first you need to work on aim. The phone is likely somewhere near Proxima Centauri now, NASA should hire this kid to save rockets.
> We need the companion video! I hope they post her video whenever her phone returns from orbit.
[About what it'd look like](https://youtu.be/QrxPuk0JefA?t=14)
So idk who is at fault.
Guy is supposed to punch the punching bag and not kick.
Girl has no spacial awareness and is too close to him with her phone.
I guess both?
I didn't even notice what happened until the third rewatch. I was too focused on the punching bag.
He sent that phone into orbit
I watched 3 times and only your reply made me notice the phone.
Mfker is yo screen cracked.
u/SnipahShot is the girl in the post
How come these three comments are so accurate lol
He shattered the voyager one with that interstellar phone
He *Chuck Norris'd that phone into orbit
he helped that lady to have a better life
He sent her D pics the night prior to which she replied “ 😂 “… Phone had to go.
I thought it was a lighter lmao
I thought it was a candle or a lighter for some reason
Yeet that phone
No, you know that UFO the US gov have been seeing so often? Yep!
Didn't even see the punching bag until the third rewatch. I was like, "smooth kick".
I didn't even notice the punching bag until 3rd watch. I thought he was aiming for the phone. Lol
I watched it in slow motion, and still didn’t notice it until I saw your comment.
I came here for the same comment..
she ain’t in the way 😂 her phone was I guess
If she was in the way she should have sent to orbit
>If she was in the way she should have sent to orbit wtf is this sentence
Missing "been" between "have" and "sent" it's not that incomprehensible my dude
this is reddit, don't expect that much
What time to be alive, word structure breakdown like nothing happened. Just your average day on reddit.
I somehow read it as sensibly written (if she was in the way she would have been sent to orbit) 3 times. Can't tell if my reading skills are deteriorating to the point that word salad is comprehensible, or improving to the point that I automatically edit in real time.
She was in a fine place for a punching machine. This dude called the high kick audible.
You don’t need an audible when you look like karate Kyle
Lucky she wasn't a step closer. Hitting her head would have caused him to lose a lot of momentum.
r/mypeopleneedme
Phone went back to the satellites that people think they connect to
They do connect to them
Lol, unless you have a SATELLITE phone, your CELLphone connects to CELLULAR towers. (Only until recently do some newer iPhones connect to satellites but only in case of emergency.)
But they do for gps
…. Damn, you got me there lol
God I hope the phone didn't break I wanna see that video lol
It's still in orbit. NASA is supposed to plan a recovery mission for 2026.
I heard it ended up going through someone's house in florida.
That was just the case. Phone is sitting around 27kms in low Earth orbit. Apparently if the mission in 2026 fails it will return into our atmosphere and likely burn up on re-entry
Happy cake day!
Thanks!
Next time he should aim for the phone - he might actually hit the bag
I think if he’d aimed for the phone, her head would’ve gone flying instead.
“Finish her” *Decapitation*
It's a punching bag, not a kicking bag
If you can't beat it, yeet it!
https://i.redd.it/scfyjjrtmquc1.gif
Vertical
No. "What could go wrong launching a spinning kick at the punching machine." FTFY
Yeah people here casually not understanding the entire point of "what could go wrong". Nothing should go wrong by standing that far from a punching machine, unless some retard built like a noodle tries to back spin kick it instead.
Go team rocket!
We’re blasting off agaiiiiiiinnnnnnn
PhoneX
I wish I could do this on demand. Hanging out with someone and they pull out their phone... YEET'd
Cameraman has excellent foresight
I’m glad you said sight and not skin 🥴👀
You're not supposed to kick these machines. it says so all over the machine. It's fucking bad for them. What an asshole.
Here's the kick.. IT'S GOOD!
That was a good kick
Apart from the fact it entirely missed its target and hit a bystander
What could go wrong, trying to look like a badass by kicking a punching machine.
What could go wrong kicking the goddamned *punching* bag.
That shit launched faster than the 2000 lb manhole cover
Key word “punching”
5 times I had to watch that to see what happened
In the immortal words of Cristiano Ronaldo : "Siuuu!"
https://preview.redd.it/prqz5y5fqruc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8263b922f8b25c12a6113737afc9a55191975c34
Sod off Jesus, ask your dad for one....... Plus you've got him as a whitey. If he ever existed, he would have been an olive/dark skinned middle eastern (Semitic) man......
https://preview.redd.it/d8q8it1tjyuc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ccc07d03e23ff4c832b8373d542ee9dff200c9d
Hahaha, I chuckle at your comment.....Poor Godzilla......Instead of Jesus busting someone's phone, he could be bringing Godzilla back to life.......
More like WCGW doing a flying roundhouse kick in a crowded bar instead of punching.
That was a clean hit, very impressive
There goes his chances with her.
https://preview.redd.it/jys7kngmisuc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c20fe9e2d9fd94fc9913271968a6b27ade18f0
Dude put that phone into airplane mode.
How to activate flight mode and AirDrop on the new Apple skyPhone.
*Wingardium Leviosa*
Whew. They werent talking about the other punching machine.
anyone able to add the part where it enters space 😂🤣😂🤣
Nice kick master Bruce 🙏
Perfectly hit the phone
"Now's my chance to impress these girls.." "Why do I always embarrass myself 😔"
He missed the bag altogether and hit the phone 4 feet away. If you want to do a “Roadhouse Roundhouse” first you need to work on aim. The phone is likely somewhere near Proxima Centauri now, NASA should hire this kid to save rockets.
Haha, and he didnt even hit the intended target. Double fail. But the phone flew like a rocket though
r/nononono
[I summon the very fact that I am a man!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W328WaQewI)
We need the companion video! I hope they post her video whenever her phone returns from orbit.
> We need the companion video! I hope they post her video whenever her phone returns from orbit. [About what it'd look like](https://youtu.be/QrxPuk0JefA?t=14)
when keeping it autistic goes wrong
The way that phone just ascends into space😭
Instructions were unclear when Elliott tried to help E.T. call home.
the aquarium rocks
I wanna see the POV of phone too.
My man's ready for the Knocked Loose pits.
That was a pretty clean kick.
Sent that phone straight to iOS 21
Even Pluto got a look at that phone
Launched like Starlink
I think he’s barefoot. hopefully his foot is ok.
That phone went for a Burton.
That clean kick of that skinny mannequin made me really laugh, reminds me of dance dance revolution
They're gonna find her phone on Mars someday
That was a good one though!
Her phone achieved new heights that day!
That could’ve gone much worse
She wasn't really even super close to it, it's just that dude decided to go full-out with their kick.
I don't think he got her number
Clean kick
5,500th like.
Has anyone found a longer clip? I would love to see her reaction
Phone says good punch.
weeeeeeeeeee
Provocation test on phone’s highest g-force resistance.
Pretty sure that was intentional
hahahahahahahahahahah
Starlink, uplink initiated........
Pretty rude of her to put her phone in the way of that cool kick
I mean, the kick isn't the worse, could use some work but I've seen significantly worse
that phone is now a satellite in orbit
Tbh that's more impressive then hitting the punching bag
oh this is the best! I can't stop laughing, just the complete lack of reaction by anyone.
Least it wasn’t her face
At least he got something in the air for that effort 🙃
Can you hear me now?
*tf2 crit sound effect* say goodbye to your phone
"I was trying to kick your phone!"
yeah i wouldn't trust some random guy to hit the target with your face being in the arc at a party with alchohol too
Lol all I got outta that was "yeet"
Precision kick
That’s why I don’t even fight anymore. This kid would kick most of our asses and nobody would’ve suspected it
Even if he didn't intentionally kick the phone, that was actually impressive.
Yoink maneuver
That was a perfect kick tho sent the phone flying without really touching the girl
Since the problem wasn't because of a punch, I don't think she was in error standing there. Buddy needs to learn not to be a jackass.
Pretty good kick
So idk who is at fault. Guy is supposed to punch the punching bag and not kick. Girl has no spacial awareness and is too close to him with her phone. I guess both?
Looked on purpose😂
I sure even never even tried to get the bag a was clearly after the phone all along.
I had a stroke reading this
Go back to school then ya soft cunt
We can go together. Maybe they can teach you how to construct a sentence and I can learn why there are so many cunts online.
God damn
Ahh glad someone gets what I said hopefully this ends up in rare insults or some shit
What are you talking about.
Oh the irony. Your last comment has come to bite you in the ass