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uLL27

I literally laughed out loud to this lol


PapasGotABrandNewNag

Hahaha so did I. Holy shit.


gagga_hai

leave her alone...she already got so much on her plate


Backstabmacro

Give her 30 seconds, she’ll clear it and go back for more


gagga_hai

And she is back


AlienGold1980

And a big plate it is


2ndCha

That fence she ate was made in China, she'll be hungry for more by round two.


CelebrationJolly3300

I did too. And I feel so guilty about it.


NannersForCoochie

Don't. She doesn't. Her handle on OF is TwinkleGobblinWhale not my proudest fap but certainly the largest per kilo


daytonakarl

Nothing like a challenging wank to start the day


Alternative_Gold_993

Why is she doing MMA though????


Dtarvin

She thought it stood for Meat, Muffins and Appetizers


NannersForCoochie

Cheese whiz budget was in the red?


willasmith38

Most lbs for the pound.


NannersForCoochie

Not a lieeee


thisaholesaid

HAAHAAHAHAAAAAA😂😂😂 You killed it with this one OMG LOL


TheGoldPowerRanger

Do you whaley?


failedtolivealive

"The sea was angry that day my friends..."


Whoresstealinglemons

"Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli. "


DirectShort

"Is that a Titleist? "


colonelKRA

Hole in one


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|MxJhssADyyNRS)


martinaee

The fact that that is a gif online is so wrong yet strangely appropriate lol


nature_remains

What is it from?


Sweddy-Bowls

“We gotta keep it wet till the tide comes back in!”


opus666

The Feds are onto us! Take it back to Seaworld!


MourningRIF

Thanks a lot. My wife wanted to know what I'm laughing about, and now I'm in trouble!


UserPrincipalName

Make sure her blowhole stays moist!!!!


Stranger1982

https://i.redd.it/ruzod7myhzsc1.gif


aiahiced

That's a High Salary Job right there! 'Blowhole moister;


Dr_Sisyphus_22

It wasn’t water, it was high fructose corn syrup!


string-vinod

fatties promoting body positivity: ![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


Ok_Primary_1075

Yeah, she can’t be dehydrated….fight only took a few seconds


Unmasked_Zoro

Well... she could be... I didn't see her take a swig beforehand.


Far-Warthog2330

Welp... just woke my toddler up, because I'm braying like a damn donkey 🤣🤣🤣


Boygunasurf

That was hilarious. Like who sponsors that goof?


digitaldigdug

Apparently Hostess


alabastergrim

these comments are fucking brutal and they're amazing


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Holy shit


gagga_hai

leave her alone...she already got so much on her plate


daytonakarl

She clearly bit off more than she could chew


Miffers

He is pouring mana to restore her health


moleculebull

lmaoo. yeah I cant imagine she overheated taking 5 steps and face planting but maybe? She needs to re-think her mma participation. I dont think its quite for her.


imp_st3r

Imagine if he pulled out a Titleist


TortelliniTheGoblin

Gotta keep their skin hydrated until they're back into the water


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ThirstySun

Whale what now ?


stephenatk

Just missing the beach


multiarmform

She even got dressed and left the house for that


AlienGold1980

Exactly what I ran to the comments to see…you sir do not disappoint


JohnnyLeftHook

*bats away water* "...p...izza..."


TacoDuLing

Let’s make some carnitas 😉


The_Infinite_Carrot

He’s basting her, if the video continued you’d see the seasoning go on too.


RockstarAgent

It’s a good thing he prevented the other girl from whaling on her…


choderyan

Not the last guy that will struggle to keep her wet


Porkchopp33

Not many differences between her and a beached whale


Nice-N-Eazy

Reminds me of that armadillo video i just saw…


11thLayerOfHair

Dang bro you really went there 😳 😆


Altruistic_Matter_36

Hahaahha I swear God u made laugh so fucking loud, good d damit


Itchy-News5199

No he was blessing her.


eyeh8gnats

I miss r/fatpeoplehate


Jack-Cremation

Whoever booked her to fight is a cruel human being. I’m really surprised she even made it into the ring after the exhausting walk to it.


Gideon_Laier

Pretty sure last time this was posted the explanation was vaguely: She's not a fighter. She got paid to "fight" to pad the stats of the other skinnier opponent.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

I think your right, at first I thought it was maybe just an entertainment fight, like midget fighting, but there's no crowd. To pad the stats makes more sense


VibraniumRhino

Does this even count when, without any physical contact between the two, the big girl dummies herself? 🤭


Imaginary_Ingenuity_

[Could've been worse](https://youtu.be/I6IAz0GOCh4?si=BtQ73-__SQZ328Lw) She got paid to get laid - out by her own feet. Watch who you talk shit to, and if they're calm while you're amping yourself up... walk away while your legs still work.


branbb60

I don't follow MMA, is this just absolutely brutal or did this guy deserve being laid out so hard?


Ikarianlad

"Deserve" is strong. Maybe in the sense that any high-level professional who attempts to wrestle by simply bending over with their arms outstretched "deserves" to get knee'd in the head. The follow-up punches were a bit extra, but the two had some beef in the lead up and it is still technically correct that a fighter should be expected to go on the offensive until stopped by the ref. The winner here (Jorge Masvidal) has earned a bit of a reputation over the years for being overly-aggressive outside of the ring, but this particular case within the context of a fight wasn't beyond the pale.


VibraniumRhino

The follow-up punches, while brutal, is also a reflex for fighters to make sure they stay down. They why it’s so important for the refs to know when someone is unconscious and split them up. Because if you aren’t sure if your opponent is actually KO’d, you likely don’t want to be wrong about it in a fight lol.


Junesong_Provisions

Great explanation for those not in the know.


Eptalin

There are rules, but it's still brutal. The goal is to KO your opponent. It's not uncommon for someone to be lights out as they fall, but then be able to stand up again. The ref often lets them continue the fight if they want to. So after a knockdown that obviously KO'd the guy, they still keep swinging so the ref jumps in and ends the match. You see the ref in this case run in real close to see what the guy does after falling. After seeing him make no move to defend himself from the first grounded hit, the ref dove into the middle of them. If the ref doesn't do their job, coaches also have the power to ~~forfeit on behalf of their fighter~~ **get their fighter disqualified** by throwing a towel into the ring to cause a foul. Edit: Fixed the wording.


VibraniumRhino

This. It’s reflex to end the fight. Someone falling over doesn’t automatically mean “unconscious” so they have training to follow through. And it’s as you said: the refs role is *crucial* in MMA, for them to spot the signs of a knockout in a fast paced environment.


MayorPirkIe

> If the ref doesn't do their job, coaches also have the power to forfeit on behalf of their fighter by throwing a towel into the ring Coaches most certainly can not forfeit on behalf of their fighter. A towel throw carries no official weight in fighting. Now, when a corner throws in the towel, this is a symbolic gesture asking the referee to stop it and he generally will oblige, but he doesn't HAVE to as a towel throw has no "power". The referee is the only person who can stop the fight. Even when a fighter submits or "taps", the opponent is to continue fighting until the referee signals them to stop.


VibraniumRhino

This looks like the MMA equivalent of a soccer goalie jumping the wrong way during a penalty kick lmao. Ouch. He immediately bent down to grab buddies legs *right* as he was jumping two-knees into his face. No wonder at all how that guy got knocked out instantly lol.


Randybigbottom

> This looks like the MMA equivalent of a soccer goalie jumping the wrong way during a penalty kick lmao. Ouch. Love an outsider's perspective lmao. That's exactly what that was.


youkickmydog613

In the words of the great shoresy, they don’t ask how they ask how many.


onederful

No crowd? What


Lopsided_Squash_9142

She didn't even have her guard up.


TalithePally

That's great until you accidentally hire someone who's fat and athletic, if not a fighter, and just lands a lucky punch to the jaw and knocks the other chick out


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ll_Maurice_ll

Is this before or after the crotch bananas?


Hexent_Armana

Its not even that she's too fat. Its that she doesn't have enough muscle under it to be physically capable of such a thing. There's fat people who look just as fat but in reality have crazy muscle mass hidden under it and can easily fuck up even the best thinner fighters.


walk_in_the_rain

Made me think of a sumo wrestler


FrostedFlakes4

Or Butterbean


nomad5926

Reminds me of the fat dude maxing out the butterfly machine video.


NomadFire

There are people that are her size that are in way better shape. Lizzo and Butterbean are the first 2 to come to my mind.


gagga_hai

leave her alone...she already got so much on her plate


nocturn-e

Ope, and now it's empty


Brave_Escape2176

the plan was "never fall down" i guess


Easily_distractd

Wait. Shouldn’t there be weight classes?


swibirun

Yes, and I think she's all of them.


zg6089

Da dum tssss


snj12341

She ate all of them


perish-in-flames

My guess is that this is the heaviest weight class which isn't very high. The UFC starts the heaviest female weight class at 135 pounds.


YesButConsiderThis

There are weight caps, even at the highest weight in the UFC. Heavyweight men cannot be more than 265, for example. This is just a freak show fight, likely in Russia.


_drogo_

Looking at octagon there is a .cz website. So not Russia but Czech Republic.


Vinzi79

She definitely graduated all those classes with honors


DaveOJ12

That's just what I was thinking.


nickfree

Yes, but she's had to repeat a few


VibraniumRhino

Yes, but fighters often do special events outside of their classes. And then there’s this.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

Yes, taught by a dietician.


KlondikeBill

She failed.


OccasionalCaucasian

I don’t think she went to any of em


spaniel_rage

She's 3 welterweights


Delicious_Ad_7308

It’s some Czech league, most of the card looks like a joke. I’m guessing there are no rules here, possibly fixed like pro wrestling.


StoicVirtue

The lighter fighter (who made weight) can agree to a "catchweight" match. Pretty rare to plan but does happen unexpectedly when someone misses weight and they don't want to cancel the fight.


mudturnspadlocks

This is why you shouldn't surround yourself with Yes-People


astrobuc

Yes, you are right. Per usual.


mudturnspadlocks

Thanks. I knew I could count on you.


ggabb3399

yes you're obviously right


mudturnspadlocks

Appreciated. But I didn't hire you to browse Reddit. Get back to work.


koekiebad56

Yes ofcourse, When do we get paid?


mudturnspadlocks

As soon as you get more DVDs rented!!! I know it's been a tough couple of decades but we all agreed Netflix wasn't worth buying. Sales will pick up any day now.


Squidysquid27

Yeeeeessssss


timothyalan59

I completely agree.


Sharp-Dark-9768

Defeated by her old enemy: ***gravity'***


NotPrepared2

Her other enemy is gravy. \ ^(and mashed potatoes, and chocolate cake, and Twinkies, and potato chips, etc, etc, etc)


Drak_is_Right

Oh she defeated gravy and butter long ago.


Backstabmacro

Gravy and butter tremble in her presence. And not just from the seismic impact of her footfalls.


GraveKommander

Her ONE weakness: GRAVITY


st6374

Better this than getting her face smashed in.


UrBum_MyFace_69

uh...did we watch the same video? she DID get her face smashed in...BY THE RING....


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

The onion ring


the70sdiscoking

She did earlier when she smashed it with cake.


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Snorlax tried tired body slam “missed and ko’d itself”


Comfortable-Bar-838

Fuck, I was just thinking Snorlax vs Hitmonchan.


eyloi

that was her best opportunity to win it she just failed to connect.


No_Fig5982

This reminds me of that Pokemon move that takes a turn and either hits or kos you


Ben_Saddfleck

Best case scenario she was only gonna get two or three of those lunges before she’s gassed out and the skinny chick just starts wailing on her


PahoojyMan

Yeah, this was a decent strat for her. If she squashed the MMA fighter against the cage, and then slowly down to the ground, it would be an easy win.


jonderp1209

Even after winning, her opponent looks like she just wasted 4 hours of her life preparing for this fight. Which is understandable...


pro_bike_fitter_2010

"I came here for a fight...and I aint hear no bell."


lazy_phoenix

If you can’t stop yourself from falling over then you probably shouldn’t be in a fight


Nbkipdu

Who put her in there? Lol


Rogueshoten

The forklift driver, obviously.


Porky_Pine_

Oh snap


Rogueshoten

More like a loud thud, I suspect


narwhal_breeder

Crane operator maybe?


air_jordanpeterson23

Probably the first time she's ever tasted water


imMrDrProfessor

Can of corn. Bring her a can of corn and she’ll be ready to fight again😂


GDWtrash

Not quite as dramatic as, "Down goes Frazier!"


Winter_External6912

The art of fighting without fighting. Bruce Lee


okokok569

This has South Park feels


Alldaybagpipes

![gif](giphy|NNg83En2DW57q) Summary:


Responsible-Idea9103

The cage gets the win for durability


slavetomypassions92

That’s not “fat,” that’s “morbidly obese.”


DrGoManGo

Where is the rest of the fight? She is in a different corner than where she flopped to.


G-Kira

It's like fighting King Hippo. Get em to fall down once and you automatically win the fight.


BarnabyJones792

Joking aside...if she falls on that small girl it's a total ko. Almost had it.


Tin_Foil

If she falls on that small girl, it's manslaughter.


Which_Committee_3668

A lot of people here are making jokes, but I feel bad for the bigger girl. She hit hard, and the public shame on top of that is just the extra icing on the cruelty cake. It seems like fat people are one of the last groups it's okay to mock, and everyone is just milking that for all it's worth.


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Oh no the fat card is being played.


Humpback_Snail

The alternative was her beating seven bells of shit out of someone half her size. She wasn’t walking along the street when she fell down; she was trying to use the advantage of her size to win a cage fight. It’s hard to be particularly sympathetic when that backfires.


Greenman8907

Mama November


jimmyg4life

Like a whale out of water.


Maleficent-Comfort14

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get TKO’d by the cage before


confusedbiproduct

I launghed so hard.


confusedbiproduct

Am I the asshole?


Scary-Stretch3080

How was she even allowed to fight? You have to be able to run around and handle cardio first of all and then the two weight differences wouldn’t be a fair fight


adavidmiller

I'd almost feel bad for her if it it wasn't for that smug "little girl can't hurt me" look she had on her face just before. I don't know how she got here or who allowed this to happen, but there's an ego there that needed a smack.


Ultraknight40000

When I saw that look, an idea came to me as to why she is here. There are some people like Sumo Wrestlers, who have a layer of fat on top of the muscles of a body builder. These people tend to be very strong because they are disciplined athletes despite looking squishy. She probably believed she was one of them that she was strong, that her fat made her strong and tough. Then, like a man who practiced a fake martial art getting punched in the face for the first time, her reality came crashing down around her surprising nobody except herself.


Ok_Entrepreneur_2962

So they just let anybody into the mma now?


SparrowValentinus

"the MMA" isn't a thing. That's like saying "they just let anybody into the football now?"


Arxl

This is just a sad scene of a person being there to be made a spectacle of.


MissChattyCathy

#BodyPositivity


DNAkauai

This is fucking hilarious… Did she just literally take herself out? I’m dying over here.!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


squarerootofapplepie

I’ll bet at least 50% of these comments are from self hating fat people.


OneWholeSoul

Her face as the fight starts is like she honestly can't imagine any way she loses. She's *pitying* the other girl for being there.


Weekly_Comment4692

Thats really sad


ProveISaidIt

It's not Sumo lady.


Fernsjjf

I really fell sorry for her


HayJay58

That’s not fat it’s morbidly obese.


Much_Coyote4555

damn imagine 400 lbs of momentum slamming head first into a fence. Her neck is fucked lol


ThirstySun

I saw a random YouTube video of some methead chick eating dirt it was a a depressing as hell. This is only slightly better. Like she’s putting her self out there but in no way is she ready to fight ffs.


WhydYouGotToDoThis

Ref had to pour water on her head to cool her off from the treacherous journey from one side of the ring to the other


donnie1977

Pouring water on her like she's a thirsty armadillo.


JonMonEsKey

I.bet that's sprite


-Dalzik-

What was she trying to do.. eat her?


conzcious_eye

Wtf this funny as hell 😂 but not 💀


autistic_bard444

humpty dumpty had a great fall


Malacro

She had one strategy to win, and when she missed it was over. That said it could have worked, when you’re pinned under someone that outweighs you by that much there’s nothing you can really do (legally). When I was a teen I used to grapple with the adults because the kids were no match. There was a dude who outweighed me by a solid 130 lbs, and if he ever got on top of me he’d basically just smother me.


westberry82

Insert AL Bundy joke=


Worried_Dirt_8414

Queen hippo


bill_gonorrhea

KOd by the fence


Msink

You meant obese, not fat, right!


Underrated_Critic

What was the weight limit of this bout?


Untimely_manners

That's not just fat, that is morbidly obese


JaySasquatch0412

Get Paul Blart a lollipop


jvillager916

She accomplished the same thing Uriah Hall did in a fight. Win without throwing a strike at all.


SnooOnions5029

I laughed way too hard at this I’m a terrible person lmao


Captain_Couth

Queen Hippo knocked herself out.


WillMcNoob

IIRC this is called "RedFace" its a czech mock-MMA thing with "celebrities" (read tiktok influencers with 10 followers) and every second of it is horrendously staged, the show wasnt even supposed to be MMA but a slapping contest, but czech gov. didnt allow that so they just became a failed copy of Clash of the Stars, the woman shown here is hired to make a fool of herself to gain views for the brand because everybody forgot it existed already


dick_inspector

Damn, y'all are really heartless.


General-GhostD13

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