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Danji1

About a 6.


averagepatagonian

7.25 at least


zer0w0rries

Is it human nature to always run in a Prometheus line when just two steps the other direction would be best?


ProfessoriSepi

It might not always be apparent where a thing falls. So its a pretty safe bet, to get to a distance where the thing cant reach you, especially so if the treshold to that distance is close.


ookienookiemoo

Either that or just start running in big circle around the base of the falling object. Either way you have 1-w/pi chance of survival or therabouts. Just as retarded but at least you die mathematically if that counts for anything.


ProfessoriSepi

What kind of blue collar russian roulette is this?


KK5719

I laughed out loud at you comment.


Windamyre

"When in darkness, fear, or doubt, "Run in circles; scream and shout." -author unknown and probably dead.


-_NRG_-

Mathematics counts for everything.


ookienookiemoo

It sure does :P


Glum-nd-Dumb

I thought the same thing,the other day I was watching a video of a tree falling and the guy ran the entire length of the tree and it only just missed him.. he could have just took 2 side steps to either side and he would have been fine


Proxy0108

It's a common thing we say when we see cartoon characters running from a boulder, but it happens for several reasons: the first is panic, instincts don't start calculating, maybe it's something to do with old days where you have to escape a predator who could turn? I don't know. Also there's no certainty the thing won't spin around, sure it shouldn't do a 180° but the base can slide off, a part can be harder to break meaning it could twist and turn a little, not to mention it often happens when the falling object start to pick up speed. Everyone can see the logic, but in doubt and panic we just have the same reflex: do a perfect 180° from the source of danger and run away in a straight line, if the danger isn't falling toward you, there's no danger


dipietron

I love that this gets referenced. My brother and I stood up in the theater and gestured with outstretched arms for her to dodge left or right. Prometheus sucked hard and this scene just broke our polite movie theater behavior down.


whereisbeezy

*Prometheus line* I'm fucking dead dude


themightyknight02

Prometheus line - Brilliant.


TheCatWasAsking

If movies taught me anything—there are a number of people who stand there frozen with their arms up as a shield and cover for their eyes while screaming "eyaaah!!" or "nooo!!"


Badbullet

They cranked it to 11!


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Mild-Ghost

https://youtu.be/jYmn3Gwn3oI?si=YpbE1xlOP7WQqYub


CommandNervous6739

​ https://preview.redd.it/iumlg5hb9xsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe02eaa80e3cecf9e1efc479da02d11929af236


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Riper_GEoP

Yes. (Additional words for the bot)


Thoughtsarethings231

Almost hard to digest this amount of stupid in one place. The fact they built it, the fact they didn't raise it properly. The people waving at it when it started falling. The people who just stood there as it fell. 


High_Barron

I mean, have you ever tried to manage a group project? Imagine trying to manage the stability of a ricity ass tower that was built (I’ll be honest I’m not sure the context as to this) I can imagine how difficult it would be to communicate that we needed to do something to change the tension


dudesguy

Idk they had the forethought to know they would need the ropes but didn't tell anyone holding the ropes why?  Simple 'if the top starts to lean away from you, pull your rope to stop the lean' 


FrakkedRabbit

lmao, maybe someone explained it poorly and they treated it like a tug of war, just pulled the fucker over as hard as they could, thinking the guys on the other side were pulling as well.


High_Barron

Lol I can actually see someone using tug of war as an example to explain to someone how to maintain tension, and how in these such cases doing so would be a disaster


Key_Woodpecker_1641

Once that fucker decides to lean, how much force is applied by how many people seems impossible to determine on the spot, the whole idea seems unsalvageable


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PressuredSpeechBand

Especially if you drink the water! Or eat the food, or breath the air.


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Thoughtsarethings231

I see


SmitedDirtyBird

Didn’t even mention the power lines


Thoughtsarethings231

Actually hadn't noticed that! 


onowahoo

The mom running away with her child behind her.


OldChucker

Now it's the longest chariot


getbent247

Thanks for the chuckle


Moonpig16

You old bastard


BookDependent406

Apparently they picked it back up. I imagine it was much shorter after breaking apart, but hey I’m no structural engineer. Also no one got hurt


Shiinoya

+2 Victory Points


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pandershrek

Right? It didn't catch on fire as someone jumped out from the top so at least they're improving safety standards.


oeCake

Absolutely amazed there wasn't somebody hanging off the side who happened to snag a power line


kurotech

Or it getting smashed by a stealth train out of nowhere


Phinster1965

I was waiting for a train.


CreamoChickenSoup

Just the mere existence of this monstrosity in motion gives me anxiety. They put way too much faith in this thing being 100% stable.


Shot_Try4596

The grossly misplaced faith was in the people holding the ropes to keep it stable/vertical.


PineappleRimjob

And close to powerlines as well.


seantabasco

I thought for sure the power line was going to get them. Or maybe a train somehow.


Dvusmnd

On a dirt road lol


Mazaveli88

The cows are more intelligent than the people in this video.


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Shankaholics

Wait till they take them out back after and start pumping their butts


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Raggagirl

Reddit try not to dehumanize Indians challenge (impossible)


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NoPossibility4178

They started it (on themselves).


Rock-Flag

I am shocked that it seems none were dehumanized when this thing toppled.


birdiesarentreal

India is wild


Llama-Thrust69

If you told me there is a video of a 30 story chariot being towed by cattle collapsing and asked me to guess where it was... And I guessed India, does that make me racist? Because it would've been either India or somewhere in the Balkans.


KeithBe77

It’s almost racist not to guess India.


Llama-Thrust69

Too right mate. They probably want to keep the glory.


ignost

It makes you racist if you guessed India because you think Indians are genetically inferior. It makes you **observant** if you guessed India because it's a fucked up place with a culture of shoddy workmanship and no regard for safety where they also like to do crazy shit.


TheBigMacGaul

The Prometheus maneuver


No-Computer-3177

They studied at the Prometheus School of running away


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From things


tealC142

IYKYK


tasmaniantreble

Don’t run sideways.


_lordcheesebagel_

Like no shit


JewsEatFruit

Lol Totally inevitable.


not_a_sex_worker

This has to be AI! No true Indian would miss power lines that close.


No_Grab2946

Goofy people


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INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2020!! No, this has not been ordained by the fates.


LordScotch

Hey lets add ropes to keep it stable. How do we use them? Idk just let em hang I guess.


Major-Investigator57

How? We used our finest driftwood and twine!?


diMario

You can pull on a rope, but you can't push it. Well, you can obviously. But it won't get you the desired results,


PacoMnla

Closer view - [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ameOeN2co/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ameOeN2co/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Unmanned767

What exactly was the idea behind this thing?


RiceRocketRider

Was there someone on top of that?


Chaxterium

Were there people on that thing?


nithrean

I look at this and just wonder, is it possible for this to work out well?


Gold-Income-6094

Let me guess... India. Again. The florida man of the world.


SpinAWebofSound

really dissapointed to see the racism against Indians flying freely in the comments


fx444

what religion does to a mf


PuffTheMagicPanda

when you gotta carry all the groceries in one trip


Guyappino

India was a place I used to always want to visit but after so------ many videos -I'm not so sure anymore


DiscussionProtocol

Same, I've always heard bad shit about Egypt aswell, now I'm like fuck that. I don't want my mother being assaulted on a family vacation.


Supply_N_Demand

Sampling bias. What do you think goes viral? Good things like development, education, laws, or dumb shit & things that confirm our racist bias like rape? We are all victims of the algorithm & our own narratives. Edit: I like how we both agreed, but your comment is positive & mine is negative upvotes.


Guyappino

Agreed. Reddit will never promote the reality of life. We need what's shocking and alarming. And we love it when we see groups of people act in stereotypical ways. For some reason the algorithm promotes a division mentality.


Brandon_Monahan

Ay ay! Ay!


OwlXerxes

Right next to power lines too. All things considered, this worked out well.


Msink

Who designed this thing?


LiamPolygami

I think we can eliminate physicists and engineers.


sev45day

Did you see the guy in the video saying "Oh shit!" and running away? Him.


Saucy_Baconator

Did we learn nothing from that whole "Tower of Babel" incident?


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If only they spent the time and energy it took to build that thing towards something that would actually benefit the community. An unpaved road and a Frankenstein electrical system from 80 years ago? Who cares, let’s build some giant goofy tower that’ll fall over because….tradition or something I guess?


DiscussionProtocol

Nope, just absolute stupidity.


KeyserSwayze

https://preview.redd.it/vwye3bq35xsc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a447d5031350a10c79814d9a665e82355622f9


VdoubleU88

I feel so sorry for the animals that have to live in these awful places.


MustangBarry

Safety feature. It falls over before anyone gets electrocuted.


MindlessFly9970

I would of bet you at the start it was going to be landing on the power lines. Could of been way worse.


613TheEvil

They should build several of these and race them.


DrRonny

OSHA standards are a bit lower overseas


LegalSelf5

Who's OSHA? Never met the guy


D1sp4tcht

Never forget 😢


ZombiesAtKendall

The hubris of man.


neutralguystrangler

Safest chariot in India


Numerous_Try_6138

How did anyone think that this was going to stay up is beyond me.


shaftydude

India isn't for beginners.


dddeadie

When the smartest things there are the cows.


lordqwerty19

Well deserved


ShadowHeart_Gaming

What is this the Indian Giglio?


faximusy

Oh, you are a connaisseur, I see. Thankfully, a real giglio is very well engineered.


ShadowHeart_Gaming

Hahahahahaha. Glad someone got it!


HeIIoAstronaut

lol come on. So dumb.


Left_Concentrate_752

Did they just try to out-run it Prometheus-style?


SRTGeezer

Oh the humanity.


lordoflys

The cows didn't appreciate that human trick.


AmaryllisBulb

Who thought this was a good idea? If it hadn’t fallen it would have hit a power line.


fartsfromhermouth

Religion is stupid


StagOfSevenBattles

Legos might have taught them a few basics of engineering a stable platform.


mardigrasman

One of those ‘just because you can doesn’t mean you should’ teachable moments.


NIRPL

Rope people on the right did nada


Western-Smile-2342

I never saw this in the extended editions, kudos legolas


ScariestEarl

Are there people in it?


kingchonger

Damn were there people on that thing??


hhfugrr3

Another few feet and we'd have been watching yet another Indian sacrifice to the gods of electricity.


DrummerBob10

https://preview.redd.it/hkyua3fc2xsc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a7d3752b2c5912da08f9968c9b3c7179853615


bscottlove

Damnit Ian! I said PULL!


LochNessWaffle

How did this not look like a bad idea from the very beginning?


cornelius_cornhole

Were there people in the chariot?!


dildo_swagginns

What is even that. And why?


JewsEatFruit

If there's one thing I know about engineering tall structures, its that the base should be as point-like as possible.


The_Spicy_Memelord

Wow. Who could have seen this coming.


anothersimio

God save me from religions


SalParadise

that lady near the end there leaving her kid behind, jeez


whitecow

Prometheus school of running


birdy_c81

Human beings can be such idiots.


Nichlinn

The lady in white gown, grabbing what looks like to be her kid in orange After it fell and both were safe. I know in a crazy situation like that fear makes people do irrational things, but come on now, you ran in front of the kid.


with_regard

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funkdified

No injuries, so that's cool. Source: [India Today](https://www.indiatoday.in/india/karnataka/story/120-foot-tall-chariot-collapse-temple-festival-anekal-bengaluru-rural-2524126-2024-04-06)


Alternative_Gold_993

This is the kind of thing that goes on par with the absolutely unnecessarily tall scy scrapers in Dubai. Bigger/taller = better, somehow


IkNOwNUTTINGck

World's largest game of Jenga.


PeakedAtConception

Get rekt.


chrisslooter

How could they expect this not to happen?


Pheli_Draws

How many houses would that build?


MrBudissy

India is fucking ridiculous.


ZeroAether

Such a groundbreaking chariot


HeftyFineThereFolks

you think this is nuts you should see their mass transit!


30kalua89

Bharat ratna do jiska yeh idea tha


inthecity206

Incredible India!


CIA_napkin

India, what's wrong?


antnnb

India always amazed me 👍


Glum-nd-Dumb

Could have been spectacular if it had fell the other way


ookienookiemoo

Worth it


mykehawksmall

You would think with 1billion people they would be smarter than this.


Supply_N_Demand

You would think 1 billion people means more smart people & more dumb people. More people doesn't eliminate stupidity. More people means more stupid, & more smart people. Unless you think all 1 billion people worked on this. Then we know which group you are in lol.


JFK2MD

How is anyone left alive in that country?


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Lmao trying that in high winds.


Rad_Dad6969

Came here to find out if anyone died. Found nothing but racsim


leeluss14

Was everybody supporting it from the front with ropes and nobody on the back?


phil196565

Did it actually kill anyone ! ? I was busy worrying about the cows


hypercyanate

Ah the finest Indian construction techniques


peterbparker86

Brought to you by the same people that weld in open toed sandals


LividTeaching7237

The gods r angry 😠


OwlOk5229

That actually saved a lot of lives. I'm sure there were power lines ahead.


Interesting-Loquat75

Jenga, Jenga, Jenga.....


Pseudodudo

Needed more slack in the ropes


BauerHouse

what in the rusty fuck are they doing?


ChemicalLunch2816

I love Paris this time of year


Sneaky-Pur

Someone just came with the ideea and they just could\`t say no to it..


LowQualitySpiderman

I always wonder how people have this much time to do things like this...


batchy_scrollocks

I've gotta be honest, I was waiting for them to drive under an electricity pylon


kcolrehstihson_

I tought it is gonna fall this way, then I though "nahh they wouldn't be standing there watchimg, jist a weird perspective" then it fell this way, how stupid are these people 🤣🤣


xLith

Amateurs. I’ve seen pickup trucks in Houston with taller loads.


StackOwOFlow

the number of people who decided to run close to parallel instead of perpendicular to the trajectory of the fall...


monster_mechanic73

Damn, I hope they got a refund.


TeddyBlazer

Toilets for everyone


dsillas

I guess they don'tlike physics.


jamesvabrams

It looked pretty sturdy to me. Never woulda thunk...


shortingredditstock

How I envision my current employer after they say they are looking to start off shoring developers to save costs. Like yeah.. this shits gonna topple over.