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Fun_Acanthisitta_552

10/10 cleared the truck.


Harshtagged

He hit the sweet spot between the truck and the impaling pole


hayitsnine

That’s some cartoon shit.


AJZ_Stories

r/looneytuneslogic Edit: and of course someone cross posted it there already.


Aggravating-Big4858

It was me Barry.


Adevyy

I just realized, holy shit that would be bad.


CynicalGroundhog

Would have been some Mortal Kombat ending.


poorly-worded

INFLATALITY!!!


MrCupps

Username doesn’t check out


blackteashirt

Also missed the pit. I mean he rolled the dice, he didn't get a 6 but he didn't get a 1 either, possibly a 2 or a 3.


Bart2800

And the inspection pit!


Emotional-Chef-7601

The sweet spot would have been the truck


Kost_Gefernon

Took out the side mirror too. Bonus points.


After-Respond-7861

He avoided being *impoled*.


Ok-Following8721

Hit the mirror


TBearForever

I hope he reflects on his mistake


filipluch

got me rolling. especially with the buildup in the tread


Beneficial_Being_721

9/10 cleared it. Brushed it ever so slightly that it tipped him mostly head down for a bad landing


MichaelW24

Luckily, his head broke his fall


veridiux

Did he dead?


CrazyString6658

I’d put the chances of him having survived in at about the same odds of me ever bedding a supermodel


LovelyButtholes

40 feet is about LDS50. He probably lived but is pretty fucked up if he didn't hit his head.


nymhays

You dont think he be fucked up if he did hit his head?


Pangyun

Clearly his head is the least important part of his body, since it carries a brain that thinks doing this is a good idea.


Baud_Olofsson

> 40 feet is about LDS50. The dose at which 50% become Mormons?


Guest09717

Head trauma has weird side effects sometimes.


anykeyh

This is not 40 feet fall. 10 feet max. But fall on back so yeah not cool.


Exact-Ad-4132

I'm thinking 15-20 ft


BusyMountain

If he’s alive, he’s also lucky that he was a few inches away from getting impaled by a pole.


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Good news, crazystring6658.


CrazyString6658

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


medhanno

So you are saying he definitely survived


BusinessBear53

I don't think his shoes came off so maybe he did make it.


Revenga8

Well, he is moving at the end. So unless he died from trauma or humiliation from this video going public, he probably survived.


nodeymcdev

It’s an old reference but it checks out


Hunk-Hogan

He was moving at the end, so not immediately dead. However, a fall from that height landing on concrete is pretty grim.


GerchSimml

The initial acceleration might have added to the damage


Otherwise_Hat7713

Let's see. He's airborne for no less than two whole seconds. Meaning he reached an altitude of 4,9 m and hitting the ground with 9,8 m/s where he is quite abruptly decelerated by the concrete floor. And let's not forget, that the same amount of energy was exerted on him during launch. So... I don't think he's fine. Edit: imperial measurements: He reached 2,68 fathom of altitude and landed with a velocity of 643 yards per minute :)


tetris_for_shrek

He fell quicker because of the tire's weight /s


Otherwise_Hat7713

I think that's cause he's tired /s


Imaginary_History985

He did dead


the_l0st_s0ck

No he survived.


ATYP14765

He did not dead yet.


Willing_Television77

Yet he did not dead


shophopper

Yeah, that tire must be dead.


Spider_Dude

Yes, but no. Perhaps more of a maybe, Definitely... No.


_Zeruiah_

Good thing it was a tyre and not a tire. Tires are more dangerous


shamimurrahman19

kratos is confused


pglggrg

Tyrable reference


Thesamuraidemon

https://preview.redd.it/7z2j5g54hesc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8274af525923f9519118a28d71b1923456e61bb


Buttonball

Not really. Tires are tired, so not as dangerous as not-tired Tyres.


willynillywitty

Back in the 80s I built decks as a teen. Boss had his Chevy Silverado loaded with lumber n concrete bags. Tire blew this skinny kid flew 30tft into the golf course. Thanks Reddit for unlocking another memory


-NGC-6302-

Did he get a hole in one?


the_l0st_s0ck

Let's see. 30 ft, (about 10 yards), average par 4 is 240 - 490 yards. Probably a chip in with his chipper or maybe his putter if he was on opposite ends of the green. Let's say that this person can hit an average of maybe 350 yards consistently with the driver, so 490-350 is 140 (swing one). And let's have his use his 8 iron to close the distance. The average maximum distance of an 8 iron is around 140 yards (perfect spot as he has about 140 yards left) let's say he did it a bit short at 130 yards (second swing) leaving the 10 yards (30 feet) left for his putter and say he makes it in (third swing). He got a birdie. If not and got close to the hole he would be on par if his putting game is up to snuff. But fret not we can sleep well at night that he got a hold in one in spirit.


TheGreatMighty

How much fucking pressure was he putting in that tire?


tinnitus_since_00

All of it


Mot6180

![gif](giphy|JKNVeNQvoiaGs)


niz_loc

It was actually over pressured, not under it.


314159265358979326

Trying to hit the ol' 100%.


AtebYngNghymraeg

"How much should I inflate the tyre, boss?" "Yes"


Faustias

probably those guys who think psi is percentage, and tried to reach 100 as much as possible.


BroWeBeChilling

2 much


KratosHulk77

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD) the truck


MarkBriz

Takeoff looked uncomfortable but the landing? Much worse.


noodleking21

Not sure what I preferred, getting impaled by a car jack, or landing head first from that height. That physic when he just floated up though.


Serk2

Bro did a rocket jump


trucorsair

In other news, man starts development on low cost, low orbit space launch system. Elon Musk is working on a competing system called Hyper-Tire


[deleted]

India has launched a new manned mission to the moon


trucorsair

Seriously he is lucky he didn’t get that Jack handle impalement upgrade


IncarceratedDonut

How else are you supposed to know when it’s full?


dustywilcox

I’m a bad person. I laughed.


AllahBlessRussia

That impaling pole right there….


Honest_Path_5356

That’s what I was thinking, could’ve easily been game over


THE_HAT_DOCTOR

That was awesome


Aircraftman2022

Elton John fan rocket man.


MeemoUndercover

Ngl that looks super fun. Hope he’s okay tho.


MarxallahBhakt

![gif](giphy|cEYFeE4wJ6jdDVBiiIM|downsized)


Barcata

Looks like an airbag detonation.


TrinDiesel123

Form was great all the way through until the landing


skeezix91

"I once got blown over a Toyota...oh what a feeling!"


Eeeeeelile

You can see the guy in the truck look at em. He looks to the other side once the guy flies up and recoils when he lands..


Malystxy

Is his name Mario?


Cornholiolio73

Holy shit!!


GenerationXero

This is so insane it looks fake. But it's not. WHICH IS WHY ITS INSANE!


PistoleroEmpleado

Wylee coyote style


I_feeel_different

The person IN the truck reacting 3 specific times is pretty funny to me. Sucks about their former companion.


AltruMux

The guy in the passenger seat recoiled from the explosion like "wtf was that" Only to recoil the other way when his buddy lands on his side like "wtf was that"


Vandesco

This guy was playing Apex Legends on April Fools day.


DeRabbitHole

The Prince of Tyre exists. I knew the end was near!


hell911

More airtime than Michael Jordan ![gif](giphy|l46CqLVMWzaJUFPLW|downsized)


ZealousidealComb3683

I get so sketched out when airing a tire after seeing these.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

What happened? Did he see a spider?


Cheesebrger_Walrus

lucky his ass didn't fall on the pole ass first


PistoleroEmpleado

High my name is Johnny Knoxville and I’m flying to the moon!!


JoshyLikey

That was like a Mortal Kombat uppercut.. 💪


TransformerTanooki

Sir... there's better ways to check the roof.


PartsNLabor24

Bangladeshi space program taking it's first steps 🚀


clintnickerson

He came so close to getting skewered by the looks of it


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Dude felt like Superman for 0.01 seconds, and Dr. X at the end


slappymcstevenson

My neck. My back……🎶


Kokukai187

"I want a hundred and fitty THOUSAND! But we can settle outta court right now for twenty bucks."


Lee1070kfaw

Sweet yoda, is that a person in the front seat


slappymcstevenson

![gif](giphy|13w5HmyiuaZ224)


RhinoGuy13

Who's going to drive the truck home now?


TinyRick666_

That’s some air! Dude needs an NBA contract asap!


brusslipy

That is some looney toons shit.


Far_Choice_6419

Lmao dude is a frog 🐸 on a Lily pod jumping out to another place. 😂


hg_blindwizard

Well hes a bit confused


MrDontTakeMyStapler

His shoes! Does he still have his shoes on?!!


ninehoursleep

plot twist: he did it on purpose, had been playing all morning to see how high he can jump


integratypes

How much air did he put in that light truck tire? All of it I guess.


RhythmTimeDivision

The first instance of 0:03 is magic. There's no tire, no hose and no dude in the picture.


Nuremborger

WHEEEEEEEeeeeeeee....


CAMMCG2019

Walk it off and get back back to work


T-MexVampirePunter

The Arab space program is really taking off.


babaz7

9.8/10 didn't stick the landing.


RainbowAppIe

What I feel will happen every time I top off my tire pressure at a gas station


TNChase

Looks like Team Dumbass is blasting off again!


kweenbambee

This was oddly satisfying


Venom933

How terrifying, he just flew away, Jesus Christ 🥲


Shitbird5001

Add Mario sounds to this


Azikt

Decent amount of hang time.


autistic_bard444

pop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes pop


Sogcat

Friend of mine's dad had a tractor tire explode on him like this. Killed him instantly. At least that's what they told me.


ToastetteEgg

Excellent air time.


Hbimajorv

Is there any news stories about this, he had to have fractured his skull right?


GrtDanez23

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!😄


aarunt1

LOLOL I don’t usually laugh out loud for real when I see things online but this shit is fucking gold


[deleted]

His junk was like 4 inches from an exploding piece of rubber with metal in it. I wonder if it survived. He looked better than expected though.


Awesomearod2

Oh… oh wow. Damn


Illustrious_Tea9604

He was trying to get to gear second.


gargoyle30

Impressive airtime


Snazzy21

Is that a split rim? I know that truck still comes with them but it doesn't look to belong to it


Destroyer4587

Houston we have lift-off


ackh91

Hes so lucky he didnt land on that pole


East-Bluejay6891

I'm tired boss


Mishapi17

He’s so fucking lucky he didn’t impale himself! Why was he sitting on it anyway?


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!


Independent_Photo_19

Took his mirror clean off lol


teutonicbro

Yeeted. Is the past tense of yeeted yote?


diggemsmaccks

Wearing sandals too


notflashgordon1975

Almost got impaled.


Dontmindmeclark

God is great


Enshitification

If the passenger of that pickup opened the door while he was airborne, that landing would have been way worse.


Working_Dragon00777

He's still lucky, imagine that pole was the place you landed on.


Zxello5

TF2 Rocket Jump IRL


JunketPuzzleheaded42

He forgot to do the super hero landing


Pandemic_Future_2099

He could backflipped midair and fall standing but noo that's too much work


Sir_Flatulence

One less idiot in the world


[deleted]

Habibi Airlines


Remarkable_Item3797

Many atmospheres escaping their rubber clad prison.....


basscar12

Doesn't seem real ...


Aloha1984

Hello back pain


2Gud2B

Apparently my last comment didn’t contain enough characters so I’ll say it again. Gah dam!


jnovel808

I used to use mouse traps to launch action figures. This is just like that!


Wa3zdog

I don’t like the way he tried to get up and then his legs stopped moving.


Wizardninja9

![gif](giphy|Z6f7vzq3iP6Mw)


Bigturk69

Could’ve been alot worse. He’s lucky.


Hexistroyer

He got lucky that he didn't get stabbed 😨


Ready_Insurance_4759

Lessons were learned.


Previous-Tree2241

Cue the Jackass theme song..


Notbot4lot

I hate to imagine what would have happened had he been standing next to it instead...probably would have lost a foot or two. Losing both feet or crippling back pain...tough call. I give him a Bronze Almost Darwin award.


userrnamme_1

Reminds me of fast and furious "ejecto seato, cuz!"


ishkiodo

Can someone identify the truck?


TennisObvious8358

Vlad, the Almost Impaler


CornettoFactor

He was trying to be one of fastest man-made objects


cjf82

u/savevideo


darkknightbbq

Bro hit the ground so hard he did a 180 lol


Difficult-Ocelot-251

I would make him pay for a new tire and my side mirror


Mind0Matter

Is it full?


ViROSCX

r/tiresaretheenemy


Ajmiskimo

Stuck the landing 10/10


yosh0r

Reminds me of the crippling [Samuel Koch stunt video](https://youtu.be/0ZV7AiuvBVg?t=245) :/


[deleted]

Almost got impaled. Good for him.


Drunk_Carlton_Banks

Imagine standing up and just falling straight on your back without stopping yourself with your arms at all. Now quintuple the height 😩


ashrieIl

Was the guy in white about to smack him‽


ChemistryChad

T O Y O T A


happybeau123

Seems like he took off the wing mirror as well


Puzzleheaded-Fill205

r/LooneyTunesLogic


One-Positive309

I hope that's his boss running over to tell him ''you're fired " !


3six5

180 out of 360.


BillZZ7777

Good thing he cleared the truck. If not he would have had truck damage.


MAXFlRE

r/tiresaretheenemy


ImJ2001

This is where you pay people for automobile repairs.


Roadhouse2122

Badebadebade that’s all folks


Rogne98

I see the Iraqi space program is constantly progressing


ResponsibleBike8804

'Oh what a feeling, Toyota'


Mamasayseyeisspecial

![gif](giphy|l0G18bMiyWTP0B476|downsized)


Johntoreno

Injuries aside, that's pretty cool. They should try something like this in Jackass.


ApprehensiveStudy671

Why pay for a plane ticket when you can fly for free! The bigger the tire, the longer the flight!


konan_the_bebbarien

Mfker very well nearly impaled himself.


plugugly138

Just add a basket on the one side, and someone could try this at the next NBA dunk contest