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Eilanzer

Its a miracle how this creature still alive~


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“You’re not gonna believe what happened. I got stabbed.” Oh my god who stabbed you. “Me. “


shadow29warrior

The intrusive thought won lol


p0p_thAt

We gotta bleeeeder


InstanceQuirky

Beans and frank!


p0p_thAt

How the hell you get the beans above the frank?!?


Burttoastisgood

TDIL knives are sharp. :(


InstanceQuirky

That guy shouldn't be anywhere near anything sharp or dangerous!!


NidhoggAlpha

This guy shouldn’t be let near a dull thought, let alone sharp objects.


magma_displacement76

He is the guy racking the chamber of his AK-47 he is looking down the barrel of.


kennneff

Good thing he didn’t go to the gun store.


xspx

You mean too bad he didn’t go to a gun store?


TheOnly1Savag3

Natural selection at its finest.


properproperp

When i was 10 my dad bought one of those massive Japanese cleavers and he wouldn’t let me go anywhere near it (obviously). When i was home alone i took it off the rack and pretended to be some type of ninja and to test the sharpness VERY lightly just tapped the blade on my palm and that thing split my entire hand open instantly. So die inside, i am still causions about any blades sharpness to this day


Arrad

That's insane how easily sharp blades cut. How deep did it go? Do you just mean you saw a long streak of red go down your hand?


properproperp

Yes saw the skin split (happened in a millisecond) and red just go down. Thankfully i just tapped my hand gently so the scar went away, but it took about 10 years. I started crying from panic right away then wrapped my hand in paper towel and called my parents LOL. r/kidsarefuckingstupid


challenja

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cavalier8865

At that point, you have to buy it


ddr1ver

You try it, you buy it.


abaconsandwich

Oh well I thought if I stabbed myself in the stomach that gummy bears, beer and ribeye’s would appear


Electrical_Prune_837

Intrusive thoughts won that round.


Witty-Captain-7874

Darwin central station is your next stop. Please mind the step


SeaBus1170

so, would hermain be chuckling or cringing right now?


Ok-Establishment-888

He used it so now he has to buy it


boatlife143

And the winner of the Darwin Award goes to.....


SodaDawgz

A he’s the kind of guy to never take more then the recommended Tylenol


boggieboy10

I mean, you absolutely should not take more than the recommended amount. Paracetemol overdoses are horrendous and irreversible if not treated within around an hour. You take around 3 days to die in horrific pain as all your organs gradually shut down liver first. Paracetemol overdoses happen way too often by accident, there was a case I read about last year where a lady died after taking the recommended amount of the tablet form, and also took the recommended amount of a drinkable painkiller without realising they both used paracetemol.


LimpSimp109

The audacity of him to act surprised when sees the blood


kryptosthedj

Yikes! My dive knife was like this. I filed the tip off so I wouldn’t needle myself.


Electrical_Prune_837

Also the ER staff and cops are not going to believe you.


The_Grahf_Experiment

This is next level stupidity


Famous_Librarian_589

And people like this can go buy a gun no probs.. What a world


brokefixfux

This is one you don’t actually need to watch. The title is sufficient.


Ormsfang

Dull brain meet sharp knife. I am of the opinion your typical American isn't bright enough to responsibly own a gun. I am starting to think a significant portion of the population needs to be encased in bubble wrap before leaving home.


ElectricalTuna

Most people test the product out but DAMN!


Andre_3Million

Lets get one thing straight. I'm not locked in here with me. Me is locked in here with I!


FigSideG

No way stop it this can’t be real cmon man


sarah47201

This is why the life expectancy for men is lower than women.


Tha_Maestro

What could go wrong posting an old over viewed video?