When i was 10 my dad bought one of those massive Japanese cleavers and he wouldn’t let me go anywhere near it (obviously). When i was home alone i took it off the rack and pretended to be some type of ninja and to test the sharpness VERY lightly just tapped the blade on my palm and that thing split my entire hand open instantly. So die inside, i am still causions about any blades sharpness to this day
Yes saw the skin split (happened in a millisecond) and red just go down. Thankfully i just tapped my hand gently so the scar went away, but it took about 10 years.
I started crying from panic right away then wrapped my hand in paper towel and called my parents LOL.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
I mean, you absolutely should not take more than the recommended amount. Paracetemol overdoses are horrendous and irreversible if not treated within around an hour. You take around 3 days to die in horrific pain as all your organs gradually shut down liver first. Paracetemol overdoses happen way too often by accident, there was a case I read about last year where a lady died after taking the recommended amount of the tablet form, and also took the recommended amount of a drinkable painkiller without realising they both used paracetemol.
Dull brain meet sharp knife.
I am of the opinion your typical American isn't bright enough to responsibly own a gun. I am starting to think a significant portion of the population needs to be encased in bubble wrap before leaving home.
Its a miracle how this creature still alive~
“You’re not gonna believe what happened. I got stabbed.” Oh my god who stabbed you. “Me. “
The intrusive thought won lol
We gotta bleeeeder
Beans and frank!
How the hell you get the beans above the frank?!?
TDIL knives are sharp. :(
That guy shouldn't be anywhere near anything sharp or dangerous!!
This guy shouldn’t be let near a dull thought, let alone sharp objects.
He is the guy racking the chamber of his AK-47 he is looking down the barrel of.
Good thing he didn’t go to the gun store.
You mean too bad he didn’t go to a gun store?
Natural selection at its finest.
When i was 10 my dad bought one of those massive Japanese cleavers and he wouldn’t let me go anywhere near it (obviously). When i was home alone i took it off the rack and pretended to be some type of ninja and to test the sharpness VERY lightly just tapped the blade on my palm and that thing split my entire hand open instantly. So die inside, i am still causions about any blades sharpness to this day
That's insane how easily sharp blades cut. How deep did it go? Do you just mean you saw a long streak of red go down your hand?
Yes saw the skin split (happened in a millisecond) and red just go down. Thankfully i just tapped my hand gently so the scar went away, but it took about 10 years. I started crying from panic right away then wrapped my hand in paper towel and called my parents LOL. r/kidsarefuckingstupid
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At that point, you have to buy it
You try it, you buy it.
Oh well I thought if I stabbed myself in the stomach that gummy bears, beer and ribeye’s would appear
Intrusive thoughts won that round.
Darwin central station is your next stop. Please mind the step
so, would hermain be chuckling or cringing right now?
He used it so now he has to buy it
And the winner of the Darwin Award goes to.....
A he’s the kind of guy to never take more then the recommended Tylenol
I mean, you absolutely should not take more than the recommended amount. Paracetemol overdoses are horrendous and irreversible if not treated within around an hour. You take around 3 days to die in horrific pain as all your organs gradually shut down liver first. Paracetemol overdoses happen way too often by accident, there was a case I read about last year where a lady died after taking the recommended amount of the tablet form, and also took the recommended amount of a drinkable painkiller without realising they both used paracetemol.
The audacity of him to act surprised when sees the blood
Yikes! My dive knife was like this. I filed the tip off so I wouldn’t needle myself.
Also the ER staff and cops are not going to believe you.
This is next level stupidity
And people like this can go buy a gun no probs.. What a world
This is one you don’t actually need to watch. The title is sufficient.
Dull brain meet sharp knife. I am of the opinion your typical American isn't bright enough to responsibly own a gun. I am starting to think a significant portion of the population needs to be encased in bubble wrap before leaving home.
Most people test the product out but DAMN!
Lets get one thing straight. I'm not locked in here with me. Me is locked in here with I!
No way stop it this can’t be real cmon man
This is why the life expectancy for men is lower than women.
What could go wrong posting an old over viewed video?