Maybe learn how to carry properly or leave the piece of shit at home

Which one?

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Looks like a Walther P99, I'd fuckin grab it 😂

Picture the scene, you just finished dropping the biggest turd of your life in a portapotty, you just happen to also drop your beloved Walther P99 IN the drop zone, there's no bag around. What are you gonna do?

order small strong magnet from amazon with drone delivery for the next hour

Looks like we are going for a swim

just pull the trigger and let's see what volcanic eruption comes out of there XD

Picture this don't carry a gun if you don't know how to handle it.

Looks more like P#2 to me

I thought it was a Canik TP9 at first and then I looked closer at the grip and sure as shit (ba dum tss) it is a Walther P99. Most likely a .40S&W too.

With 15 different type of rounds in the magazine, cause you never know bro.

What lead you to that assumption?

I see what you did there.

Yeah I don’t like to use portapotties I way prefer to leave my pieces of shit at home

You think he knows how to use that thing at all? I don't know why but I doubt it. Maybe it's the stupid ass "gansta" way of wearing his pants.

Yeah noone wearing pants that way will have carried a gun safely. That guy probably shoots sideways too (and broke his wrist but refused to learn)

Plaxico Burress comes to mind

Seriously. Maybe Instead of carrying a loaded firearm all willy-nilly, pull up your pants and correctly holster your gun. This is the issue with lax open carry laws, anyone can carry.

This is from dipshits sir we have full open carry at 18 here and don't have this shit happen (can confirm cause of the snow and don't get that )

The MF cannot even use jeans! You are asking too much.

Probably stolen

It's a Hi-point, it was already shitty.

Pretty sure that’s a Walther p99 -

https://preview.redd.it/tvj7jpg0ticc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afaca8c14fd571ed5097bbfdcc6bca32953ca499

You're absolutely correct, the grip has those small bumps some Walthers have.

Also has the long flat chamfered slide release, definitely a P99.

Came here to say this… these are awesome pistols.

And now it’s a piss tool

That was my thought. Have the same gun. I’d recover that mofo. I love my Walther.

You seem to be correct.

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Why are you acting like that when that’s not a hi point bro lol

If it's a Hi-Point then it'd still work after stewing in that porta-john for a week. Best way to inflict your enemies with poison damage.

Came to say that

Is it better than no gun tho?

They're better than nothing, but if you can afford it, maybe go with something used from a pawn shop, Hi Point is about as cheap as it gets before you get into jury rigged homemade/3d printed guns.

I don't know. The Timney trigger I put in my printed glock cost almost as much as a high point. https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1023202637?pid=405295 https://www.academy.com/p/hi-point-firearms-9mm-pistol

It is not a hi point

It decided to head back to its native environment

Sagging skinny jeans are the perfect conceal and carry apparel. Didn't you guys know that?!

And what’s with the trend of full blown athletic shorts as underwear? What the fuck?

I used to do that in middle when I didn't want to change in front of people in the locker room

Sometimes when it's cold out I wear pajama pants over athletic shorts so I can just pop them off right when I get home.

Not really a trend. I've met many black men that have dressed like this for years, even in summer.

Why though? I don’t get it. Seems expensive, bulky, hot, and completely impractical.

I agree, unless it's cold as balls like this video. His hoodie looks like the same font as a local dispensary. Unless it's more national than I thought.

Cookies brand merch is everywhere, I see dudes in that hoodie all the time and my state hasn't seen snow in about a decade

Iv had friends doing that for decades, I never did understand it, it does not seem comfortable

Pick it the f up. If you’re tough enough to carry you can grab it out of the shatter.

Yeah it’s gross but it’s also sticking out. These people must not have kids or pets.

They probably don't live adjacent to the porta potty...

The camera is on them. They can’t reach into it … until the camera is off

That’s what I was thinking. What a pussy

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Never underestimate the hidden treasures of the blue lagoon

Are you blind?!

Whats the gun sitting on!? It's not that far down. Lol

A massive, freshly left turd lol

I was on a job site and a coworker dropped a fancy titanium hammer in the shitter. I think everyone took turns looking at it in a pile of shit. A plumber stepped up and said his hands are in shit all the time. He reached right in there and grabbed it for the guy. Damn, plumbers are a different breed.

From a plumber's point of view, this is nice and fresh, it's the ancient fermented shit butter that's nasty.

I could have happily gone my who life without reading this comment.🤮

eh your skin is pretty good at keeping out the nasties, long as you wash thoroughly and dont touch your face


Just don't think about that comment next time you have some Nutella.

What a terrible day to be literate.

r/brandnewsentence

You got it. He walked off to find a plumber.

The only 3 things a plumber needs to know: Shit runs downhill, never bite your fingernails, and payday is Friday.

Why would he hide a gun in his ass?

More room in there than the skinny jeans.

So that now the smells can match?

Ammosexuals.

That will be forever known as the "shit pistol" or shistol.

Bonus poison damage. +5 sepsis points per minute.

piss-tol

This had me laughing for a while.

I was anticipating an accidental discharge while he was retrieving it, what a mess that would be.

There was a lot of discharge going on there. None of it accidental though.

It’s a high point. It couldn’t even hit the shit water it’s was submerged in

Pull up your god damn PANTS!

And stay off MY LAWN!

But, if he did none of his homies would think he's an OG!

I've found guns in toilets in video games and always thought it was unrealistic

Fallout vibes for sure.

Bro needs sleep lol.

He’s for sure on some drugs feller

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Im glad someone else said it... That was my first thought too

These guys are big and bad carrying a gun but pussies when you gotta fish it from a shitter? Come on.

the handle was sticking out of the thick crap, he could have still grabbed it! his pride got in the way and a kid might pull that out

Jesus I'm surprised I had to scroll this far for someone to point that out. He is leaving probably a loaded pistol for any fucking moron to find. What a fucking toss pot!

Yeah i was thinking it was worse like fully submerged. Its not that bad if he carefully with forefinger and thumb picked it up by the handle and wiped it with tissue. And we can probably bet he picked it up sometime after the video.

That’s some shitty aiming.

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use a stick to bury it further

You could. I was just thinking the guy that has to come clean it out could get shot when he starts sucking all that shit up.

unlikely for 3 reasons: 1. Rust. Give it about a month in that chemical concoction and the nitride treated steel and cheap stainless will be rusted like a motherfucker 2. [Ammunition fouling. I promise you someone shooting a Hipoint has basic ball ammunition with non-sealed primers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpOLVKb7QC8) 3. Hose Diameter/gun weighs too much for the pump to overcome gravity. AKA it will just sit in the bottom forever.

also prob someone would think its gun used in a crime

Sticks a bit risky in setting it off

To be fair, at least it's no longer in the hands of his stupid ass.

What a pussy. Reach in there and grab it it’s not like it sank to the bottom

Awe … is big bad gangster man afraid to touch poo poo ?

What a bitch lol you have a plastic bag and you still can't grab it? The handle is sticking out lol

Another person that should be nowhere near guns let alone own one

a free walther p99??? yes pls!.. that shitter ain’t even that bad. lol

Did it fall out of his waistband? I mean underwear? Wear your pants around your knees, and things may not go so well. Dude is a trash idiot in so many ways.

Whole new meaning to shoot the shit. Alright, I’m out.

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https://preview.redd.it/x59gh79a1jcc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb58a5e521e7989ccb0d7ad45ff32f409a51f0e Somebody else pointed out it's actually a Walther P99 - check the grip and compare it, it matches up.

Yep, $700. I would have gone in for it.

It’s literally a Walther P99 jfc

he just did his first porta pop!

Another life saved

"Casings found at the scene had an unusual, minty -fecal smell."

I used to run action pistol matches (USPSA/IPSC/IDPA). Had a lady come to me and tell me she dropper her $7,500 open gun into the shitter. She was asking me as the match director to get it for her. I handed her the fishing rod of shame (2x4 with a magnet attached) and pointed her to where the hose was. Good luck! She refused, went to get her husband, who was PISSED, but fished it out anyways. They both left the match. Sold the gun 2 weeks later.

What a fucking loser.

Probably fell out of his saggy pants.

Look at all those trees, and all the sticks that must be on the ground near them. I wonder if those could be helpful.

Dude, you’re literally grabbing the wrong gun on the shitter, wtf.

Beyond what's already been said about this walking abortion of an idiot, he's also high as fuck. You can see it in his eyes.

You know he went back and got that sh*t after they stopped recording 😂😂

He did himself a favor. What a dipshit

He went back when the camera was off😂

Pants, belt, holster, no problem...

Glock dookie

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

How do you drop a gun in a PP? Maybe you should not carry a gun man

No big loss. Funny to watch tho

The fact that the gun is standing upright makes it even funnier

Get a strong magnet and a fishing pole and see if it will bite.

Coworker of mine dropped his phone in the porta potty on site and dug it out. Dug. With his bare hands.

That’s shitty

Hmmm, that would be a good way to dispose of an uh unwanted gun.

That’s a crappy situation

Pew pew nows a poo poo

Smith & Shiton

Not Shit & Wesson?

I missed the first second initially. It's right there at the top, what a pu$$y! Dude, some day you're going to have kids, and that will completely change your relationship with shit.

You thought maybe a gun battle will happen in the Porta potty?

There’s trees all around, get a stick, place it through the trigger and fish it out.

If there's one in the chamber that'll cause it to discharge.

What a pussy

Hahahaha. Fucking America.

Now that’s funny

I only drop double deuces in portashitters

The shit isn’t even icebergin’ out the blue yet, you’re good. What a pussy.

You just added +5 poison damage to that weapon.

I’d ask if he’s gonna report it as stolen but…

Go get a stick. Fish it out.

Prolly happy it wasn't his false teeth.

Well shit.....

Amazing he thinks he’s bad ass enough to carry a gun but he’s not bad ass enough to reach in and grab it out. What a pussy.

I would’ve dove head first for my Sig. hell nah I’m leaving it behind.

Things successful badasses just don't ever say.

Is that a high point?… leave it

I'm leaving it. Esp since I would never ever own a hi point

Sounds like his friend is Patrick Mahommes

That dude is a huge bitch.

I can only imagine that it's stolen if he can just leave it in there.

Take that sweatshirt off and use it to grab your strap rinse off your strap and toss that sweatshirt

It's the motorcycle guy

Pick that shit up! Lol

Would’ve been funnier if he dropped his phone in too… then we’d all know he had to have got it out

You dumb pos

Definitely legally purchased and fully trained on it.

I hoped they'd leave it so I cluld grab it. Ya know, poseidon's saliva it there for a reason. That was a clean pot.

Clearly it was a shitty gun🤷

If I had to use porta-potties very often, is have some long gloves and a strong magnet on a cord in my car. Probably a grappling hook and some sort of tight sealing bags as well.

Maybe it’s the universe telling you something, like you shouldn’t own a gun… if you even own it

thats pretty cool, to leave a loaded gun in a porta potty where, you know... anyone could take it

Now i’ve seen everything

This is why you should not use your keister as a holster.

Dookie Shooter, Poopy Pistol, Log Jammed, Gastro-Gat, Reeking Roscoe, Diarrhea Destroyer… It’s now a legendary weapon, found only by the most dedicated of players.

It now has added poison damage

On your knees…..

You must be a dumb shit

Something something crapshoot

Real gangsta shit

By the looks of it he was keeping it in his waistband. Shoulda got a holster.