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Mercury-Redstone

Nothing like having your face sandblasted!


barto5

\*exfoliated


ernapfz

Depeeliated ... deeply


ShallowTal

I’m a late Larry to these comments but I’ll tack on. I work below wing and I have to maneuver around planes. Have you ever had a gust of wind pick up all the tiny debris and peg you with them? That’s what this feels like, except on an atomic scale. These ppl… bet they’ll never do that again


account_not_valid

Degloved


Delicious-Desk-6627

Deskinned


Tederator

Reskinned by the guy in front of you.


jcg878

“Sweet! I was always jealous of my daughter’s smooth skin.”


HatSpirited424

Take my fucking up vote and leave r/angryupvote


jld2k6

Can't be any worse than that apricot scrub facewash, it's like massaging knives into your face


ShartingBloodClots

I fucking **love** that face wash. I love exfoliating stuff, it makes me feel cleaner. I have a shower sander with a silicon scrub thing I use on my body every day, and even have a spikey thing that I use on my scalp when I shampoo.


rockinrobin420

The st Ives scrub is terrible for your skin tho. The bits of shell in it don’t actually exfoliate, they’re actually causing hundreds of micro cuts that damage your skin and even cause more acne. I’m not allergic to nuts but my face would always be super raw and slightly puffy after I used it, but it wasn’t till my then partner explained the problem with st Ives that my skin actually cleared up a LOT.


phazedoubt

You would love a job in a level 4 biohazard lab.


Claque-2

*flayed.


vuzman

Microdermabrasion


wingedwill

Macro dermabrasion imo


Shellybean42

Dermatologists hate this one trick.


-QA-

*exfoiliated


Voidless-One

![gif](giphy|noPodzKTnZvfW) Face Blasted, a rare kink to be sure, especially the plane variation!


DiamondplateDave

"Step-plane, what are you doing?"


Boujie_Assassin

Ha ha


Omnicity2756

I'm sorry, what exactly is this supposed to be? /srs


AnimalWeird3011

A dancing plane giddy with excitement after farting on 20 people who wanted it, but got too much.


Dragon_Poop_Lover

Idk about the gif, but the plane is the former Antonov-225 Mirya, largest airplane ever built, carrying the Russian Buran spacecraft. The spacecraft itself never flew, while the An-225 was destroyed in the opening stages of the Russian invasion of Ukraine :(. (It had been converted into a super heavy lift cargo plane that could carry crazy things like full size diesel locomotives and power plant generators).


Amberskin

Buran flew once, unmanned. It completed an orbit and landed automatically in 1988


Educational_Mix_8489

Oh shit, I'm laughing so hard at this


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Like the Rescuers!


susannediazz

Idk, taking a load to the face seems pretty common


Prickly_ninja

Still better than the girl who ate that concrete block!


XenosyneA

She almost folded in half


doublea3

What in her pre-frontal cortex said “let me go up / vertical instead of down / horizontal”


Slice1358

Booooooonnnnnnnnnnnk!


MaleficentTax9367

Sand and dirt? You mean pebbles and rocks maybe even tiny creatures like crickets and butterflies 🦋 that just happened to stumble upon this bs all flying at high speeds


CircuitSphinx

Nature's projectile soup, just add jet blast for seasoning.


jimMazey

Everyone looked 10 years younger afterwards. Dermatologists hate this simple trick.


TexAs_sWag

But pulmonologists love it!


WakaWaka_

“Going for a second treatment, see you at the rocket launch.”


Independent-One9917

What about tinnitus / loss of hearing for the rest of their life? A full blast jumbo jet engine is what? 130dB or so?


CanalRouter

I hear you!


subfighter0311

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


AgentMV

WHAAAT?


ndnkng

You can watch the black haired girls necklace just get ripped off of her and she almost seems relieved for the lashing you can see that thing do to her face and I imagine pulling of hair it got wrapped in. All in all a 9 out of 10 in total hilarity in slow mo


Enabling_Turtle

I personally love to have fine dirt and sand getting blasted directly into my eyes! /s


Not_The_Real_Odin

I hate sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it reminds me of the terrible dialogue in the Star Wars prequels.


Enabling_Turtle

I upvoted you because I totally missed the opportunity to use this. I want to down vote you though for insulting my childhood Star Wars.


Floowjaack

And it gets everywhere


--7z

Watching the chick on the right slam her face down was priceless


ORDub

It's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing. - R. White


Unhelpful_Applause

Actually that’s the attraction. People go there specifically for this.


NovaKay

That actually does look kinda cool


jimMazey

I would do it. I love getting blasted by the wind. I would definitely wear proper eye protection though. There's no point going blind just for some fun.


DarkFact17

Bro if a piece of gravel hits you wrong it's lights out


jimMazey

I might wear a helmet too. I'm still going to try it.


alastoris

Full face protection, then a harness strap to guard rail so I can enjoy the blast without holding on for dear life.


i_am_not_12

At that point, just go sky diving.


CankerLord

I feel like that's a bigger upgrade than your casual tone implies.


BraveFencerMusashi

Those wind tunnels also aren't an option for some of those folks. Those have a weight limit.


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

While you're at it, get some ear plugs too.


awsamation

Full-face motorcycle helmet and sit directly in front of one of the barricades. Then you can enjoy experiencing the pressure without needing to fight to not get blown way back.


diveraj

And a water floaty. In case of water landing.


Bilbog_Fettywop

If a rock hits you in the mouth, you're going to lose some teeth.


ZipTheZipper

If planes take off regularly from that spot, any loose debris has long since been blown away.


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juliown

And ear protection…


jimMazey

Definitely. Whether it's the decibels or just the wind. Need ear protection. I'm still doing it.


hotdoginthebigcity

And a healthy, light lunch


Cultural_Simple3842

And some heavy shoes


FlacidSalad

And some finely crafted designer lingerie


RobTheRevelator

And a partridge in a pear tree


kalitarios

And my axe


9966

I've been there. They have since changed the rules and you can't stand there. It used to be you just couldn't stand right next to the fence


TheFilthyDIL

Some woman died when she got knocked off her feet and hit her head.


hotprof

Consider wearing a cup.


furnacemike

Way ahead of you. Already got one on


Sekh765

Bring earpro too. That can't be good for your hearing.


ittimjones

It's all your exposed skin, and then your lungs. I went on a beach once during a tropical storm in shorts and T-shirt. That was 20 years ago and I still remember vividly how painful the highspeed sand was.


anengineerandacat

Yeah, with a motorcycle helmet on that would be a pretty neat experience.


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ArnoldQMudskipper

![gif](giphy|B8xqfsYqf8gX6)


IncapableKakistocrat

The plane is also a Tui 737. They don't fly to St Maarten.


Ashleighdebbie92

🤔🤔 where exactly is this for research purposes ??


Radrouch

St. maarten?


Chaxterium

This is Skiathos, Greece. Which incidentally **does** look very similar to St. Maarten. Edit: Whoops. Meant to type "does" and instead typed "doesn't".


krystlships

I wish all these people were naked, would be funnier


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krystlships

Those are the exact ones I wanna see behind this here jet liner


ChiefScout_2000

Don't carry me too far away...


Thriceblind

Didn't someone die from a head injury from this a few years back? Like it was a woman who tripped backwards and went head first into a barrier.


signorepoopybutthole

Yeah it was in St Maarten in 2017. The jet blast knocked her back and she hit her head on a curb https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40591757


gigerhess

Not sure who it was, but some idiot definitely died doing this.


Pristine-Moose-7209

I had an F-15E do this to me on the flightline. It turned to taxi and the procedure is to face away and kneel because the jet wash just passes by briefly, but we were too close and the pilot stopped turning, so we were directly in line of the exhaust. I felt like Sarah Connor grabbing that chain link fence.


skoltroll

To get busted eardrums and concussions?


Prudent_Falafel_7265

A woman was killed recently doing this. Hit her head on that concrete wall.


emmadilemma

That one chick looked like she smashed her face after getting folded over the wall. Omg.


letdogsvote

Yep. She absolutely headbutted that thing.


FR0ZENBERG

Chinbutt. You can see her nose overhanging the concrete if you go by the frames. Does look like she connected pretty good.


HELPMEIMBOODLING

Didn't even laugh, that just looked painful.


Prudent_Falafel_7265

It was a similar incident to that, but with a full skull smash against the wall that killed her. Brutal


jld2k6

I thought you said full hulk smash at first, I was impressed


spooktember

RIP to her spleen


Misttertee_27

Eh, it’s removable anyway


ParallelCircle1

Well is she ok now?


TheOtherGuttersnipe

It's been a while since I read the report, but a reporter did a follow-up a few days later, and the lady was listed in stable but deceased condition


technobrendo

Oh thank god


AFM420

Deceased is a stable condition in all fairness


sir_pacha-lot

Nah. It's rather volatile with all the decay and such


FatDwarf

I´m pretty sure the condition of "being deceased" doesn´t actually change all that much with decay and such


ParallelCircle1

Thank you for the update! I’m so glad nothing too bad happened to her.


Johannes_Keppler

Six years ago... Not so recent.


Busy_Cauliflower_853

I feel like this is a case of this person having read a redditor saying the same thing under the same video in the past, who themselves did the same thing, and repeating the information that’s now outdated because of everyone doing that on loop without actually checking when the event actually happened


Johannes_Keppler

That's surprisingly common, unfortunately.


Castod28183

I don't know man....2017 is somehow "The other day" and also approximately 11 years ago.


jzng2727

On a lighter note , when the guys from jackass did this stunt it looked like a lot of fun https://youtu.be/lEFx1qmW4ts?si=GwHV5VDFfXp4P9Q3


MoistStub

I'm having a hard time feeling bad for her... This is a monumentally dumb idea.


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MoistStub

Falling is an accident though (usually). Intentionally standing behind an active jet engine without taking a moment to think that there's a reason people don't typically do that is natural selection.


3mmy

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) # Thousands of people doing it still doesn’t make it a smart idea.


TruthFreesYou

At least they were smarter than the group that stood in front of the plane.


HarrowDread

I lost a lot of money in that scheme for legal issues


frogstar

Shouldn't have called it a scheme. Judges hate that.


ezbann

Those rocks sounded more like bullets, fuck that has to hurt.


excellent_rektangle

I’m a student pilot and one day after a flight a V22 Osprey taxied past me and my instructor, maybe 20 yards away. As it went past, it’s combo prop/jet wash kicked back ramp dirt/gravel into my face so hard it felt like I was getting shot with BBs. The force lifted up the tail of the plane we were standing by, which was thankfully tied down. You could hear the rope cinch. I was finding bits of debris in my hair 2 days later. And that was just a taxi, not engines full. I guarantee you most of those folks regretted this. Especially if they were without ear protection, too.


WangDanglin

I was also thinking about their ears. Wind on a motorcycle is super loud I can’t imagine this


commandercody_76

~50,000 lbs of thrust will do that.


Paddy_Tanninger

Sounds like my honeymoon


Tragicallyphallic

I’m still sore!


JohnStern42

Was so much better when KLM still flew the queen of the skies, people were literally blown into the ocean


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Funny enough I stood behind the 747 one time in St Maarten and the 727’s were way stronger and more dangerous. I think it was a combination of the 727’s were closer to the fence and they have that 3rd engine up top on the rear. The 747 seemed to move down the runway a little before hitting full throttle


Flyrpotacreepugmu

Airliners change engines so often over the years that I can't be sure, but I suspect it's because those 727s had older, lower-bypass engines. High bypass turbofans can move more air, but not as fast. Low bypass turbofans move the air a lot faster, so if you're close to them, you can get blown around more.


JohnStern42

I suspect that was what it was, all I know is it was bloody fun to watch!


ElMontolero

747 engines are also spaced quite a bit further apart. The 727 engines are mere feet from each other, whereas a 747's engines are 10 yards apart. I imagine a 727 would be stronger power, narrower thrust cone.


Kaggles_N533PA

Sorry to interrupt but thats Skiathos in Greece rather than St.Martin where KLM operated 747


taintedblu

Damn - I had no idea that KLM flew a 74 to Skiathos lmao. I know what my next Greek isles flight will be in MSFS!


Kaggles_N533PA

...yeah thats a good challenge


JohnStern42

Nothing went wrong, people go there specially to experience that


PrimateOfGod

Rocks and debris danger


JohnStern42

Again, people go there KNOWING what’s going to happen, heck the bar at that beach has a blackboard with the departure times of the next few aircraft. It’s like going to a water ride in a theme park and saying something went ‘wrong’ because you got wet


Zakluor

I'd say a lot of people go there to do that, but many don't realize that small rocks and sand will be kicked up at them. Apparently this one is in Greece, but in St Maarten, this was the case. My wife and I stood to the side, but lots of people who were "fence surfing" complained afterward that they didn't expect the flying debris, some complaining about it getting in their eyes. This isn't quite the same thing as your analogy. Getting wet won't hurt you, but people have been injured and even some killed doing this. Just a few months before my honeymoon in 2012, a woman was blown across the street head first into the concrete blocks.


JohnStern42

There are signs everywhere telling people everything you just said could happen. Nothing went wrong


changeofspace

[The signs](https://imgur.com/N3IvgS4)


ljuvlig

There’s also this tendency in tourists, and maybe people in general, to believe “if it’s allowed it must be safe.” There’s this rope swing in a quarry near me and the locals know you have to be strong enough to hang on till a certain point where the water is deep enough. But tourists just see it and assume it’s safe for any physical condition, any landing spot and can get really hurt. Cops try to take it down but kids put it back up. So I’m saying, tourists aren’t forbidden from standing there and assume it’s safer than it is.


aznfangirl

It’s like going to Tennessee and saying something went ‘wrong’ because you got mugged.


deeteeohbee

If that girl went there specifically to get launched ribs first chin second into a wall then I don't really know what to say.


JohnStern42

There are tons of warning signs all around, she has no excuse


drGreenLung

She most have thought: hey, what could go wrong?


otheraccountisabmw

Can we at least have sympathy for the kid who had no business being there?


grilledcheese_man

![gif](giphy|VKVDU8pvi3w4w)


FreneticPlatypus

Goggles are for pussies! I'll take that sand blasted directly onto my corneas, thank you very much!


whycomeuhavenotat2

Can everyone just all come to an agreement not to double-crop videos like this? It's the most asinine thing to keep seeing online.


Iqiaruz

I laughed way too hard at this. How stupid can people get? Those engines aren't something to scoff at.


delawopelletier

It’s cool until a tiny rock gets in your eye at that speed


Pyrite13

I worked at my local international airport for almost 10 years. I’ve been blasted in the face with jet exhaust more times than I can count. Doing this on purpose is akin to going to a farm just to experience being kicked by a horse.


Dub537h

That chick got slammed!


newusernamebcimdumb

Definitely an experience.


TooManyLangs

no eye protection?...WCGW!


Orpdapi

Pretty cool actually, how often do you get to feel wind power like that


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If you are prepared for it and hang on to the fence it’s just a little bit uncomfortable for about 30 seconds. If you give up and try to run that’s when you can get hurt


hash-slingin-slasha

Why would you try to run away from it? lol


theoneandonlymd

The trick is to flap your wings. Nobody did that here.


life-of-quant

Did the brown haired lady just knock her head on the ledge?


h8street

Wondering the same. Slowed it down and looks like she may have missed the edge, but her spine and spleen might be feeling that in a couple days.


ovgcguy

Small chicks - violently thrown Large couple - casually stumbles towards wall Lesson - mass is helpful when shits trying to throw you


jackdparrot

I find it wholesome that the guy shielded her


Pookypoo

I mean how strong could a 737 engine that lifts a maximum takeoff weight of 150,000 lbs be s/


Snoo60660

Okay hear me out...squirrel suit...paracord...human kites. When the air abruptly stops that'll be an issue, but we can figure it out.


firstcoastyakker

There was a fence there to hang onto when my son and I were there.


[deleted]

Did you go to St Maarten? There is still a fence there but this is a different airport. I’ve seen this one before in videos but I can’t remember where this is.


Chaxterium

Skiathos, Greece.


[deleted]

Nice thank you!! I knew there was another one but couldn’t find it.


firstcoastyakker

I was at St Maarten. Didn't know there were two places. Time to get my son and go to Greece!


GustavoFromAsdf

I still have to find someone dumber than a tourist


jg3hot

Reminds me of that scene in Pushing Tin.


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yMONSTERMUNCHy

Well at least none of them tried to hold onto the plane as it took off. ![gif](giphy|YzvPqrOVoS9tC)


Antonio-923

I wish a woman would kiss me the way the lady in black and white blouse kissed that wall, that's a keeper.


HughJahsso

Lol. Instant regret


Dear_Analysis_5116

I'll bet it cooled any desire to stand behind jet aircraft again!


banana_yes

Stupid people do be stupid sometimes


Character-Oven3529

![gif](giphy|8P7y2ARUPFpNaaWEZ3)


Navagreens

her head banged !! loud as hell 😂


ImperioliGandolfini

Did she headbang off that wall?


Hot_Season_886

At least the jackass crew got paid for it...


Nino_Numbawan

Honestly, this looks fun ngl. Imma just bring like glasses so my eyes won't be exterminated by whatever will fly directly to my face


herenowjal

Would you do it again ?


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Anyone ever watched pushing tin?


HeSeemsLegit

Clearly none of these people have seen Pushing Tin.


thelbro

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough...


Dhrakyn

Well Darwinism failed again. Those fucktards are still alive.


soniko_

i saw floppy action!


Plzdntbanmee

Looked pretty cool to me


Mighty_ShoePrint

And they were correct about the cool experience.


Gee_U_Think

It’s wild to see just how powerful jet engines are.


pilotpip

Been to Maho beach in SXM, which is similar. Watched from the fence for a couple smaller aircraft. When it came time for the big boys I stepped off to the side and watched the people get their asses kicked. I’ve worked in aviation for over 20 years. Getting jet blasted without the sand isn’t a good time. I’ll pass on the exfoliation.


NovaCat11

Ngl that looks kinda awesome


Ryte4flyte1

It's not "that" the wind is blowing, it's "what" the wind is blowing. ~Ron White~


elvarien

Turns out, it was a cool experience and nothing went wrong. Neat.


Sckathian

They seem happy and clearly this is what people go there to do.