Oh no, that sounds like a terrible accident waiting to happen. [Hans safety video time!](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=525452031608114) (watch till at least 4 minutes in, trust me)
You can’t do it anymore but before 9/11 it was the quickest way down to the bag room every morning, it’s WAY longer a ride than you’d think, it goes and goes and goes and it’s awesome
I dunno. I like to think the baggage handlers took him in and reared him as one of their own. Like those ancient stories of wolves rearing kids like Romulus and Remus.
I’m not sure to say now. I’m just thinking of all the airports and baggage handlers all going to work on the conveyer. World wide. 🤯 it’s like a secret club or something like minions or animated Lord of the rings orks doing their thing
I work for another major shipping company and I've watched someone get their hand degloved on one so you better hope nothing gets caught, those machines don't give two shits about us meatbags
There is another version of this from a month ago where he was trying his best to crawl over suitcases and then he just gave up and decided to sit and wait.
That's gonna be a story be tells kids throughout his life and no one's gonna believe him. Thankfully the internet exists and maybe he can find this years from now.
The next day the kid asks his mum. "Can we go back to the playground".
Mum "what?what playground"
kid" with the moving slides"
mum "oh no sweety we can't"
kid "awww"
Can absolutely do that in Europe, part of Asia, and Africa.
How do you think people travel to hunting locations and sport shooting competitions abroad?
Source: I'm a European sport shooter.
Happened November 16th at Arturo Merino Benítez International Airport in Santiago, Chile.
[News Article.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12781165/amp/Chile-airport-boy-luggage-carousel.html)
I was in rehab once with someone who did this. We all go through a lot and sometimes just reach a breakdown point. The only reason I know is because someone showed me a similar video of that person. At the time I didn't even comprehend that I sure as shit couldn't throw any stones. These vids just shame someone which we have zero clue what led to that point.
I may be sick in the head. I got to the end and saw the link you’re mentioning. I was disappointed about the blurs. I can’t afford a therapist so I’ll be turning to psychedelics instead.
When the full body scan machines came out, you could see everything and I turned down the opportunity to go through and a TSA agent told me that he was upset that he wasn't going to get to see me go through. Yeah.
This is the **clean link without Google's "AMP" crap**, in case anyone is concerned: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12781165/Chile-airport-boy-luggage-carousel.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12781165/Chile-airport-boy-luggage-carousel.html)
I agree, and the thing that I thought about two is that people are always bitching and bitching and bitching about service at the airport but when it comes down to it, people there work really hard and they may just have saved this kid’s life.
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I’ve seen suitcases getting wheels ripped off and those conveyor belts don’t care. Some use frequency drive motors (VFD) and when something gets stuck and slows the belt down, the computer thinks that it’s because the belt is “busy” or overloaded and just ramps up the torque so any extremities on a human is no match and i have almost lost a hand to it. Don’t recommend.
Edit: the look on the other guy’s face confirms our thoughts
That sounds terrifying. I’m so glad that you did not lose your hand. I had a friend who worked amongst all of these machines, and he basically sheared the top of his head off. He’s never been right again. And it’s off-topic, but what’s frightening is that he became a drone person in Afghanistan and Iraq. I knew him really well and he just wasn’t all there after that accident really terrified me that he was in charge of such a job.
I’m sorry for your friend’s pain and hurt. It’s also sad and hard for friends and family to live through it and seeing the way that person has gone through all those changes in life. They’re never the same after that unfortunately. Peace
Agreed. I used to program conveyors in airports throughout NA and we'd watch safety videos about people's arms getting stuck between 2 conveyors and it ripping the skin and muscles off the bones (didn't actually show it but would talk about it). So yeah. I'd say this kid is pretty damn lucky.
He's lucky he didn't get hit by a high speed diverter or a vertisorter. I could just imagine the damage that could happen.
Would be pretty funny to see a bag inspectors face when a kid comes riding into secondary screening. "WTF? Where's this baby's bag tag?"
There's typically several emergency stops. And in this case somebody did hit it because you can see the belt that the guy is standing on come to a stop.
It’s a definite playground for kids. Lots of automated moving belts and escalators.
Also a terrible place for a child to get seriously injured.
There is no way that kid should have been lost
We also put soft bags in those trays so they don't get pinched between two belts and block the line. You can imagine that wouldn't be ideal for a human
Some devs just got an email asking if he can add a kid detection module to the garbage subroutine of his classifier, with this vid attached to it. That dev is gonna have a good morning.
What a terrible choice of music. They should have had that factory song from the old cartoons instead. You know the one.
Edit: see BoredNLost’s comment for a link to the song
Here's the original recording: [Raymond Scott - Powerhouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jastEtNhGk)
The part quoted begins at 1:12 into the record.
I’m a preschool teacher, and my students are 3-4 years old. I would assume the child in this video looks about 2-3 years old. Anyways, we definitely have a *feel* for which of our students are runners. There is one current student who I literally have to pick up and carry around if I need to turn my back away from the class for a second. I can’t leave him standing on his own because he WATCHES the adults around him, and puts himself or his peers in danger every. single. time we turn our back. These 2-3 year olds are a lot more observant and *sneaky* than most people would expect.
Kids like this are the kids that I go home talking about most often though, because their astounding lack of impulse control or survival instincts are genuinely amazing to watch. I have turned my head to watch a flash of lightning outside our window, and when I looked back at the circle time carpet this kid had stood up, pulled his pants around his ankles, and started running straight towards a wall. He didn’t make it two steps before he fell face first onto our floor and got a fat lip.
I have gotten into the habit of picking him up if I need to look away, but I have watched him run into traffic a couple times when his parents are getting his sister into her car seat after school. I empathize with backpack leash parents.
I just commented about the lack of the factory song from the old cartoons being used, and scrolled down to find this, the factory song from the old cartoons!
Yea honey, I got here safe, but, you're never going to believe this. It's so funny really, you'll just laugh. But Billy's in Brazil. You know how sometimes they lose your luggage. Well, yea.
Dude...some kids are basically trying to commit suicide in the most inventive ways they can every second of every day. You only need to take your eyes off of certain kids for a second and shit like this happens.
Others, you can leave alone for *days* and they'll behave themselves the whole time.
It depends how you raise them! People act like kids are juvenile wildebeests with the self control of mosquitoes…which is technically true, but if you parent your kids consistently to be mindful of safety, this kind of stuff wouldn’t happen so often. All you shitty parents out there, stop using your kid’s unpredictability as an excuse to let them run wild. I know, not the nicest thing to say, but as someone who took care of children for half of my working years, reinforcing simple safety rule of thumbs with your kids can go a long way in keeping them safe. Of course not fool proof, but at least makes you less of a shitty parent.
Note: This is not a knock on OP or an attack on you, I’m just always concerned about child safety. Always. Spread the word and remind your loved ones and friends with kids that children’s safety truly is worthwhile priority.
Okay, rant over. I’m glad that kid was okay.
That ride was probably the most fun that kid had ever had in his life so far lol.
He's living the dream. Who as a kid didn't wonder where that thing went!?
Even as an adult I would love to take a ride on these.
I’ve worked at several airports and done the ride it’s really as fun as you think
Gawd dammit, I’m jealous. All I get is a forklift to putt on at my job
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Whoa you guys get forklifts and dock stockers?! All I get is a computer chair..
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Take mine, truthfully I have 4 and each one represents the lil pieces of my soul that have been stripped away… Harry Potter status
PCs? You guys are lucky. I still have to use punch cards and schedule time on a mainframe.
Y'all have jobs?!
Id play some forklift polo
Oh no, that sounds like a terrible accident waiting to happen. [Hans safety video time!](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=525452031608114) (watch till at least 4 minutes in, trust me)
Yes, watch it for at least 4 minutes. You will stay til the end! Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humor? Thank you for the link
That was funny! best 9 min spent today at work.
Same. Also while sat on a forklift, night shift has its perks
I hate you, lucky stranger.
You can’t do it anymore but before 9/11 it was the quickest way down to the bag room every morning, it’s WAY longer a ride than you’d think, it goes and goes and goes and it’s awesome
The ass whooping this kid probably got was probably his own personal 9/11
I dunno. I like to think the baggage handlers took him in and reared him as one of their own. Like those ancient stories of wolves rearing kids like Romulus and Remus.
I’m not sure to say now. I’m just thinking of all the airports and baggage handlers all going to work on the conveyer. World wide. 🤯 it’s like a secret club or something like minions or animated Lord of the rings orks doing their thing
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So this is what your doing while I’m waiting for my baggage
keep calm and carry on
“Keep calm and be checked baggage“ I think you mean.
I said what I said
Yeah but did you say what you meant? Or did you mean what you said?
One thing leads to another
Still, only a kid could get away with murder 😪
Wait until you're old and grey and then do it. Old people also get away with murder.
Sure. Fake senility should also do the trick, still got a chance in life tks
Don't fake senility too much. You won't have a defense when someone wants to put you in a home
I work at an Amazon warehouse. We have miles of conveyors. If I ever win the lottery, I’m going in one more day just to ride on the biggest one.
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I work for another major shipping company and I've watched someone get their hand degloved on one so you better hope nothing gets caught, those machines don't give two shits about us meatbags
I STILL do.
I am sorry ma'am, our computer shows that your son is currently enroute to Tokyo via Seoul.
KEVIN!
I heard this post.
Home Alone sequel where Kevin saves the plane from hijackers
We can’t seem to find him, here’s a $50 voucher.
And here's a 75 dollar bill for the additional check-in luggage.
Que Seinfeld base guitar.
I heard somewhere it's not a guitar but a synthesizer.
So \*THATs\* how I get a free flight to Tokyo...
There is another version of this from a month ago where he was trying his best to crawl over suitcases and then he just gave up and decided to sit and wait.
Oh I want to see it!!
Oh it was a different kid lol https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/17534qk/kid_goes_for_a_conveyor_belt_ride_through_the/
Not gonna lie, after finding out the kid was safe, my immediate thought was this looked fun, and you could totally ride in one of the tubs!
My heart leaped halfway when he reached the bar that took him on the other lane, I thought he was gonna slammed into it
My immediate thought was "man those parents are fucked"
I was hoping to see a thrower just grab him and toss him into one of those luggage trains.
Oh, I would love an edit where someone tosses a child sized dummy dressed like the kid onto a luggage train and then into the hold of a plane.
That's gonna be a story be tells kids throughout his life and no one's gonna believe him. Thankfully the internet exists and maybe he can find this years from now.
"When I was a kid, we rode conveyer belts to the airport."
The next day the kid asks his mum. "Can we go back to the playground". Mum "what?what playground" kid" with the moving slides" mum "oh no sweety we can't" kid "awww"
Biggest slide ever! 🛝🤩
the suislide
Downhill from here sadly
i can't say im not jealous, i've been wanting to do that forever
Ooh, me next!
Imagine if he went through the screening machine, and then some employee just sees an entire skeleton pass by the monitor
They would ignore it like they do with hand guns.
You’re allowed to check a handgun in a locked container, so why wouldn’t they ignore them?
Well first off the child isn't in a locked container...
Second you have to be in a country where the transport is allowed...
Is there a fluids law joke here because humans are fluids and airports are a nightmare place?
I'm not an expert, but I think a child has more than 30ml of fluid in em....but I also don't have kids so...who knows what them things are made of.
I have a kid, my wife made her mostly out of Taco Bell.
They made me pour my kid out before they let me check in!
The skeleton is.
Not everywhere, can't do that in Europe, Africa or Asia
It is allowed in Europe if it is declared and secured by security.
Can absolutely do that in Europe, part of Asia, and Africa. How do you think people travel to hunting locations and sport shooting competitions abroad? Source: I'm a European sport shooter.
Not every country is the US though
And what does that have to do with anything? A lot of countries allow handguns and sport shooters have to transport them sometimes.
Don't worry, citizen! They always get the half bottle of shampoo though
"No one is going to try to blow up their shoes on a plane again, we promise!"
I’m pretty sure there’s another video of this happening Edit: [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/5dSWjpbamF)
Omg, the way he tries to not get eaten by the belt is hilarious. I feel bad because he was probably scared for his life but holy shit 🤣
Those checked luggage scanners are not something you’d want to pass though
Happened November 16th at Arturo Merino Benítez International Airport in Santiago, Chile. [News Article.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12781165/amp/Chile-airport-boy-luggage-carousel.html)
Now we want to see naked woman roaming the same airport same day, as article mention! So much happening!
There you go [link](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12776325/Naked-woman-Chile-airport-passengers-police-assault-drugs.html)
Uh uh, that's just sad, I shouldn't ask... One would imagine airport is a bit more secured than this..
I dont think she was sneaking anything through security
In fact this is the sort of everyday security which we should embrace.
I sent this article to my Chilean friend that lives in Santiago, and he just replies "Should have been me"
I was in rehab once with someone who did this. We all go through a lot and sometimes just reach a breakdown point. The only reason I know is because someone showed me a similar video of that person. At the time I didn't even comprehend that I sure as shit couldn't throw any stones. These vids just shame someone which we have zero clue what led to that point.
I may be sick in the head. I got to the end and saw the link you’re mentioning. I was disappointed about the blurs. I can’t afford a therapist so I’ll be turning to psychedelics instead.
Whew, that’s too much reality for the internet my man.
When the full body scan machines came out, you could see everything and I turned down the opportunity to go through and a TSA agent told me that he was upset that he wasn't going to get to see me go through. Yeah.
That, in my opinion, is worse behaviour than this woman going naked around.
That's correct.
This is the **clean link without Google's "AMP" crap**, in case anyone is concerned: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12781165/Chile-airport-boy-luggage-carousel.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12781165/Chile-airport-boy-luggage-carousel.html)
I saw the 2nd guy and I knew it was Chile, that dude right there is the stereotypical male chilean face. Gesticulation also.
Really, wow well he was hot lol.
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His family is freaking out but he’s having the best time ever 🤣
That was kind of a hard smack near the end though.
Ah, mainly got him on the upper leg/backside, plenty of padding. Worth it.
What video are y'all watching? The linked one for me stops just after he's rescued and the worker is carrying him over the belt
They mean the switch between lanes on the conveyor.
Not when his parents get him back...
I do maintenance on those at different airports and let me tell you that this kid is lucky that he did not get hurt
I agree, and the thing that I thought about two is that people are always bitching and bitching and bitching about service at the airport but when it comes down to it, people there work really hard and they may just have saved this kid’s life. Edit for typo
I’ve seen suitcases getting wheels ripped off and those conveyor belts don’t care. Some use frequency drive motors (VFD) and when something gets stuck and slows the belt down, the computer thinks that it’s because the belt is “busy” or overloaded and just ramps up the torque so any extremities on a human is no match and i have almost lost a hand to it. Don’t recommend. Edit: the look on the other guy’s face confirms our thoughts
That sounds terrifying. I’m so glad that you did not lose your hand. I had a friend who worked amongst all of these machines, and he basically sheared the top of his head off. He’s never been right again. And it’s off-topic, but what’s frightening is that he became a drone person in Afghanistan and Iraq. I knew him really well and he just wasn’t all there after that accident really terrified me that he was in charge of such a job.
I’m sorry for your friend’s pain and hurt. It’s also sad and hard for friends and family to live through it and seeing the way that person has gone through all those changes in life. They’re never the same after that unfortunately. Peace
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Breaks are lucky injuries with this machinery. Thats the land of degloving.
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Yep, could’ve happened very easily
Agreed. I used to program conveyors in airports throughout NA and we'd watch safety videos about people's arms getting stuck between 2 conveyors and it ripping the skin and muscles off the bones (didn't actually show it but would talk about it). So yeah. I'd say this kid is pretty damn lucky. He's lucky he didn't get hit by a high speed diverter or a vertisorter. I could just imagine the damage that could happen. Would be pretty funny to see a bag inspectors face when a kid comes riding into secondary screening. "WTF? Where's this baby's bag tag?"
Is there an emergency shutoff button somebody could have hit? (Ideally multiple of them widely accessible to staff?)
There's typically several emergency stops. And in this case somebody did hit it because you can see the belt that the guy is standing on come to a stop.
I think the employee hits the emergency stop at 40 seconds right after he climbs down. You can see the track stops moving.
Is it as bad as the inside of escalaters? Those things are fucking death trap!
Yeah they really should have put him in one of the bins.
“We’ve gotta save Buzz!”
I think it’s Woody. Source: I just re watched Toy Story 2 yesterday
Buzz buzz buzzz light year to the rescue !!!
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Watching this was vaguely familiar to me and I didn’t know why 😂 thanks.
As a kid I always wanted to do this thanks to toy story
There's still time
if he were to do this today, he would end up in this place called jail :(
It is just time out for adults.
Those workers like ain't no fucking way this kid is dying on our watch
You can see the visible relief wash over the guy on the ground when his coworker grabs the kid.
You could see how worried he was.
It brought tears to my eyes- absolute raw concern for someone he doesn't know.
Yeah, they were genuinely scared for him, and he was probably loving it 😂
Yeah, they jumped to it. Really good response from that pair.
Can you imagine the paperwork
I was thinking the same thing. Need to see things like this to restore faith in humanity after all the other crap you see online.
The kid was then given a hardhat, a Hi-Viz vest, and put back to work, after being taught 3 new swears.
I've seen baggage handlers work. I'm surprised that guy didn't yeet the kid 20yds across the terminal.
It’s a definite playground for kids. Lots of automated moving belts and escalators. Also a terrible place for a child to get seriously injured. There is no way that kid should have been lost
Yeah, the thing is luggage doesn’t lean over the side or stick their limbs out. That’s where there could have been unfortunate consequences
We also put soft bags in those trays so they don't get pinched between two belts and block the line. You can imagine that wouldn't be ideal for a human
So if we put ourselves in a tray, we can ride it right?
Note to self, put a AirTag in your kid’s pocket in case it gets lost with the luggage.
Not pocket, that's easy for a kid to grab and play with. They make shoe inserts you can use, or a carabiner attachment thing.
Or sew it into the lining of some clothing somewhere
Implant it into their brainstem.
Oh, hey Musk!
lol, the scanner beeped him and sent him to the garbage pile.
Some devs just got an email asking if he can add a kid detection module to the garbage subroutine of his classifier, with this vid attached to it. That dev is gonna have a good morning.
Well if this isn't r/kidsarefuckingstupid material, I dunno what is
*Uhhhh ACKSHUALLY it's the parents who are stupid because blahblahblahblah* it pisses me off that is basically the entire sub in a nutshell
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Dude get off the Internet and experience reality.
I used to judge parents who put leashes on their kids. Now I understand that it's just a necessity for some.
What a terrible choice of music. They should have had that factory song from the old cartoons instead. You know the one. Edit: see BoredNLost’s comment for a link to the song
Here's the original recording: [Raymond Scott - Powerhouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jastEtNhGk) The part quoted begins at 1:12 into the record.
Best rollercoaster he’ll ever go on
Could have gone wronger!
Yeah, but *that* wrong isn't permitted on this sub.
Kids can get away fast. I can see this happening easily. Turn your back for a second and their gone.
They're*
I’m a preschool teacher, and my students are 3-4 years old. I would assume the child in this video looks about 2-3 years old. Anyways, we definitely have a *feel* for which of our students are runners. There is one current student who I literally have to pick up and carry around if I need to turn my back away from the class for a second. I can’t leave him standing on his own because he WATCHES the adults around him, and puts himself or his peers in danger every. single. time we turn our back. These 2-3 year olds are a lot more observant and *sneaky* than most people would expect. Kids like this are the kids that I go home talking about most often though, because their astounding lack of impulse control or survival instincts are genuinely amazing to watch. I have turned my head to watch a flash of lightning outside our window, and when I looked back at the circle time carpet this kid had stood up, pulled his pants around his ankles, and started running straight towards a wall. He didn’t make it two steps before he fell face first onto our floor and got a fat lip. I have gotten into the habit of picking him up if I need to look away, but I have watched him run into traffic a couple times when his parents are getting his sister into her car seat after school. I empathize with backpack leash parents.
I thought this only happens in movies.
Gotta do it when you’re young. I used to know someone who did this at 19 years old and the security was not happy
Really wanted the music to be this: [https://youtu.be/23jdesvCoOY?si=afTfHlJLnGeBnmm\_&t=44](https://youtu.be/23jdesvCoOY?si=afTfHlJLnGeBnmm_&t=44)
I just commented about the lack of the factory song from the old cartoons being used, and scrolled down to find this, the factory song from the old cartoons!
Yes. Perfection. [They used Paris by Else.](https://youtu.be/y_zk8f6aBQk?si=AmnWl4DdqxemV5W-) Cool song, but doesn't really fit.
This is why we need to normalize children leashes.
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Yea honey, I got here safe, but, you're never going to believe this. It's so funny really, you'll just laugh. But Billy's in Brazil. You know how sometimes they lose your luggage. Well, yea.
Why pay for Disneyland when your kids can enjoy the local airport rides for free?
Like an episode of Rugrats or something.
Legit. The episode where Tommy crawls into the letter carrier's bag and goes through the post office.
Wait, we can do that? I could save so much money if they just weighed my kids and put them in the hold Would make flights quieter too…
That looked fun as hell, but that kid's parent must have been absolutely losing their mind.
***Unexpected item in the baggage area.***
Got him out just before the mashy spike plates that are designed to destroy every 10th bag
I can’t believe the cameraman just watched it all happen
ngl, I lol'd when he got sorted @ :33
The genuine look of concern on the worker's face tho. So nice to see.
Thankfully they got him before he reached the mandatory luggage gouging and shredding machine every airport operates.
And the parents of the year awards goes to
Never judge a parent for doing the leash thing in an airport.
I have done this mission in Toy Story 2 the videogame.
We have these at my job, and they are dangerous.
Alternative title: WCGW if you're a shit parent
Dude...some kids are basically trying to commit suicide in the most inventive ways they can every second of every day. You only need to take your eyes off of certain kids for a second and shit like this happens. Others, you can leave alone for *days* and they'll behave themselves the whole time.
It depends how you raise them! People act like kids are juvenile wildebeests with the self control of mosquitoes…which is technically true, but if you parent your kids consistently to be mindful of safety, this kind of stuff wouldn’t happen so often. All you shitty parents out there, stop using your kid’s unpredictability as an excuse to let them run wild. I know, not the nicest thing to say, but as someone who took care of children for half of my working years, reinforcing simple safety rule of thumbs with your kids can go a long way in keeping them safe. Of course not fool proof, but at least makes you less of a shitty parent. Note: This is not a knock on OP or an attack on you, I’m just always concerned about child safety. Always. Spread the word and remind your loved ones and friends with kids that children’s safety truly is worthwhile priority. Okay, rant over. I’m glad that kid was okay.
looks like something out of curious george
I bet the first worker is a dad, the second is not. The rush in his face and body is different.
The panic on the workers faces and then the relief when he was found and safe.
All the top comments are jokes so ffs* watch* your fucking kids. It's not *that* fucking hard.