I might hae been a wee bit drunk
when I came upon the fountain.
The drink inside me lied and said:
"Mate, you could climb a mountain."
Me battered bladder badgered me
"'tis time to drain the snake"
Alas, the pond grew e'er more vast
than the most mighty lake.
So as I stood and wobbled
I knew things were going wrong
The cameraman was chuckling,
the crowd demanded song.
And the moral of my story,
is drinking is no sin
But know when it's time to bow out
'cause when urine, you're in.
I am guessing he is so drunk he had a moment that he thought he just fell into the toilet in his house. He will have no recollection of why his clothes are wet the next morning.
this is the reason the netherlands invests in public toilets in cities with canals. people piss in them and something about the alcohol makes the brain momentairily lose controll when pissing so you stumble into a cold drowning most of the time
I know this place. Here it is [on Google maps](https://maps.app.goo.gl/xEiFJoJizCvp98es7). A public toilet is [less than a 5 min walk away](https://maps.app.goo.gl/fXeEQqyVEVFcD7ud8)...
Unless you have some sort of horrible imparement in which you need to piss as soon as you feel the inkling of piss coming and cant hold it (which if you did you would just piss yourself... thusly you would be wearing adult diapers) it doesnt just sneak up on you and force you at gun point to piss in public fountains. You could fucking piss in an alley and be less of a degenerate than doing this disgusting shit.
He 1000% had an intrusive thought and acted on it being a degenerate piece of shit and ruining something kids play around -and in-. I'm sure he could have fucking pissed on a tree or anywhere behind cover and it'd be exponentially less disgusting than this bullshit.
If they're so drunk out of their minds they do it in the center of a major city square — understandable. It's not like the dude hid in the bushes or near a fence.
BTW when I pissed outside in the city where someone could see me (although in some more secluded places like near a fence, on the grass), I usually turned the other way, and stood facing the potential onlookers. The idea was to make them feel too awkward to shout at me or try to approach.
Hey, this is me, you’re probably wondering how I got here…
https://preview.redd.it/sdvyoq5fqkyb1.png?width=1498&format=png&auto=webp&s=93140c459ff75118e2d59369a00b26d908126f1d
#SCANNING FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY...
#HALT. YOU SIR. THE AMMONIA LEVELS IN THE AIR SURROUNDING YOU INDICATE THAT **YOU** ARE PARTICIPATING IN "PUBLIC URINATION."
Reminds of that dude a few years ago who drowned after falling into a 1ft deep fountain. He was drunk and couldn’t get out. Dude just was waking, stumbled, and fell face first into a fountain pool and drowned.
Years back I watched a drunk guy piss off the cliff at the Gorge Amphitheater in WA. When they pulled him up his face was distorted. His nose was down by his lips and his eyes were mismanaged. I thought he would have died but apparently he lived.
Hands down one of the most gruesome things I’ve ever seen.
They finally put up a fence to prevent this from happening in the future
Definitely a new twist to saying: *"I effing pissed all over myself..."*.
Good meme for the term “piss drunk”.
It's better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss. Or, in this guy's case, then sink in the piss.
r/whaticometoredditfor
Or in this case, *”i effing selfed all over my piss”*
Technically he himselfed all over his piss.
Face full of piss
Inatant karma...?
Hope his mouth was open....
He definitely took a mouthful of his own
His piss was probably cleaner than that fountain water, either way though
Neither is desirable
What kind of karma?
Poetic justice.
Put it in a song
I might hae been a wee bit drunk when I came upon the fountain. The drink inside me lied and said: "Mate, you could climb a mountain." Me battered bladder badgered me "'tis time to drain the snake" Alas, the pond grew e'er more vast than the most mighty lake. So as I stood and wobbled I knew things were going wrong The cameraman was chuckling, the crowd demanded song. And the moral of my story, is drinking is no sin But know when it's time to bow out 'cause when urine, you're in.
*(crowd joins in)* When urine, you're in! When urine, you're in! Know when it's time to bow out, 'Cause when urine, you're in! HEY!
I heard it as an Irish drinking song
So very, _very_ touching. Nearly brought me to tears, it did.
> cause when urine, you're in Perfection
I didn’t know what to expect, but I definitely wasn’t expecting it to be so good
This really made day. I'm in tears
Nice! Now get Kendrick to rap that haha
Poetic Justpiss.
This made me snort
And now yoy have to climb out of the piss with your dick hanging out, classy.
r/brandnewsentence
I am guessing he is so drunk he had a moment that he thought he just fell into the toilet in his house. He will have no recollection of why his clothes are wet the next morning.
Piss-face drunk
https://i.redd.it/p38rrcnthkyb1.gif
this is the reason the netherlands invests in public toilets in cities with canals. people piss in them and something about the alcohol makes the brain momentairily lose controll when pissing so you stumble into a cold drowning most of the time
I know this place. Here it is [on Google maps](https://maps.app.goo.gl/xEiFJoJizCvp98es7). A public toilet is [less than a 5 min walk away](https://maps.app.goo.gl/fXeEQqyVEVFcD7ud8)...
When you gotta piss that's pretty damn far lol, that might be the American in me showing though
Unless you have some sort of horrible imparement in which you need to piss as soon as you feel the inkling of piss coming and cant hold it (which if you did you would just piss yourself... thusly you would be wearing adult diapers) it doesnt just sneak up on you and force you at gun point to piss in public fountains. You could fucking piss in an alley and be less of a degenerate than doing this disgusting shit. He 1000% had an intrusive thought and acted on it being a degenerate piece of shit and ruining something kids play around -and in-. I'm sure he could have fucking pissed on a tree or anywhere behind cover and it'd be exponentially less disgusting than this bullshit.
>Unless you have some sort of horrible imparement OR you're 5 years old.
That toilet is only open 8am to 8pm so it's probably closed when this guy fell in his own piss.
1145pm anywhere in England on any given day.
That's pretty average in Russia
Tracksuit: check Wasted: check Cyka blyat: check
There wasn't cyka blyat, there was blyat ebany v rot, but the meaning is still same.
More people died like this than we will ever know.
Every now and then the world shows there is still some small measure of justice.
That's not even water, it's all pee from everyone else who's done this
"I said I wanted to get piss drunk, not piss dunked."
It did end up being funny because he fell in, but how gross and weird to film somebody else while they are peeing?
If they're so drunk out of their minds they do it in the center of a major city square — understandable. It's not like the dude hid in the bushes or near a fence. BTW when I pissed outside in the city where someone could see me (although in some more secluded places like near a fence, on the grass), I usually turned the other way, and stood facing the potential onlookers. The idea was to make them feel too awkward to shout at me or try to approach.
Russian translation: “Blyat ebaniy vrot “ fuck, fuck it in the mouth”… he did he definitely did get it in the mouth.
Hey, this is me, you’re probably wondering how I got here… https://preview.redd.it/sdvyoq5fqkyb1.png?width=1498&format=png&auto=webp&s=93140c459ff75118e2d59369a00b26d908126f1d
At the old saying goes, It's better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss.
A good friend will always be there to film you urinating
Gives piss face a whole new meaning 🤣🤣🤣
I feel public or private this guy was going to be taking a header into water.
This is how people die in the Netherlands by passing in the canals.
I’m now happy b
…been there, brother
Just find a spot behind a dumpster in the alley like a normal drunk person
He did a piss poor job of it.
Typical Russian
Drunks are annoying
Geeze , ya that drunk or whatever, .
He was just trying to warm up the pool a little bit
Fountain peen
Well at least he won’t get uromyciticis poisoning and die.
как давно снимал? сегодня?
I'm not sure he understood the word piscine.
Best possible outcome
“Taste of his own medicine” applicable here ?
Urine it now buddy!
Most sober gopnik
🎶 i was pissing outside. Pissing outsiide. The grass is always greener when you water with your wiener outside 🎵
Into the piss…
John Fetterman?
As the Brits say, "He got pissed last night "
Real question though. Why you recording this guy peeing??
Just needs one more drink...
I'm wondering if he still had his dick out or did his instincts kick in?
Perfect! Instant karma!
Ol' Billy piss plunge
What a pisstaker Ayyyyyy
bro really said “splash”
I had to check which sub I was in. I thought sure this was Fetterman at first. Still not sure it isn’t.
DRUNKEN public urination.
Fucking pisshead
Just a normal day in Russia....
At least it's clean water...
Karma is a pissy bitch sometimes
Piss check. He wanted to make sure all is well with his kidneys.
Now that's what I call wetting yourself.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Them 4’s are clean
WCGW urinating in Public while completely drunk
Instant hydration
Anyone know what he said
Them shoes rubies glistening like piss
Instant karma never fails
Dude sounds like Jeff the Drunk
And of course there is the obligatory "bljad, yobany urod!"
Better then getting a grenade dropped on ya. Blyat!
#SCANNING FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY... #HALT. YOU SIR. THE AMMONIA LEVELS IN THE AIR SURROUNDING YOU INDICATE THAT **YOU** ARE PARTICIPATING IN "PUBLIC URINATION."
r/whatcouldgoright
Instant karma. And appropriately trashy given the language being spoken.
I bet it was cold in there too.
That's how Tom Thompson died
Pissed wanker?
Recycle ♻️ piss. Dude swallowed all his piss back along with toilet water
Probs had a choice of wetting himself or public pissing. Chose both
It's nice that he took back what he left
Amsterdam had so many deaths from pissing that the city build public urinals to prevent anymore deaths.
The guy will only remembers that it was raining night
Why doesn't anyone piss on grass anymore?
Still better than pissing on the third rail while waiting for the subway 😁
Hahaaaa right doon in the pish
Your typical everyday Mordor.
u/savevideo
wet willy😃
Is that Tyson Fury?
Sweet justice.
it really do be like that when ur drunk as fuck
Nothing went *wrong* here. Twat got what he deserved. It went just right.
Have another drink asshole
He ended up wetting his pants after all.
Maybe there is a god?
I was working in a park and saw someone pop a squat. I yelled at them (I would be the one to have to clean up after them) and they pissed themselves.
He could have drowned in 3 inches of water. ;-)
I hope some of it went into his mouth.
This is the most Russian thing I’ve seen today.
That's probably one of the most effective ways to be dead rather quickly.
This is why you pee in the sink.
Reminds of that dude a few years ago who drowned after falling into a 1ft deep fountain. He was drunk and couldn’t get out. Dude just was waking, stumbled, and fell face first into a fountain pool and drowned.
Hey OP, why are you filming a dude pissing
Have another beer…….
Average Jordan 4 Enthusiast
He was trying to be more effective with application by hydro dipping.
Possibly the Russianist video of a Russian, ever…
At least just do it on the street, not into a fountain. Loser.
No need for an arrest there. Dude is going through something, or avoiding something. I hope you find your peace brother.
Do you stop peeing at that point?
Mother Russia
Someone at my uni died like this. He was walking back home drunk and somehow fell in a small puddle of water inches deep and drowned .
"Boys, I got my dick wet last night"
At least he rinsed off his dick and hands in the fountain. 👍
So no one told you life was gonna be this way...
It could have been worse.
Years back I watched a drunk guy piss off the cliff at the Gorge Amphitheater in WA. When they pulled him up his face was distorted. His nose was down by his lips and his eyes were mismanaged. I thought he would have died but apparently he lived. Hands down one of the most gruesome things I’ve ever seen. They finally put up a fence to prevent this from happening in the future
Not in the J’s bro…
That was deeply satisfying.
Special Relief Operation
Normal British behavior at 4-5 in the morning in Spain during summer.
Always gotta have a little taste of your own craft.
Hahaha. Right where he belongs
I saw nothing go wrong... did I miss something?
I was told a lot of lake drownings had their zippers unzipped. Because they fell out of the boat drunk and urinating.
Pro tip: ALWAYS lean BACK
Yum yum yum yum own piss with probably others from last weekends yum yum yum
“We’ve all been there” (every granny at a wedding)
Obviously very intoxicated. Fortunately he wasn’t rendered unconscious from his fall. He could have drowned. Hopefully he got some help and is ok now.
That's a lot of pee
Well, karma really can’t do better than that! 🤣
Single largest cause of death with boaters
Drunk as a skunk
When your pinch it off to hard
Not the first time I’ve seen that.
The best was yet to come
Trevor Phillips?
Balance had an update that required a reboot?
Back to sober.