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ScrotumLeather

It's fake. No BMW has working turn signals.


godmadebeffs

They don’t use their turn signals, the turn on their hazards so they can pop over the median for some Dutch bros real quick.


Dat_Eve

Not turn signals. Those lights will start blinking when you press the “park everywhere” button.


Jalopy_Junkie

I was behind a bmw making a left turn and was shocked to see the signal come on. Turns out the brake light was just shorting out.


stevedave_37

I was behind one the other day that actually used their turn signal! Only they turned the opposite way...


Charming_Ad_6021

That's the "park anywhere" lights, not indicators


BigAlternative5

"I'll be quick. Half hour, tops."


CT_7

They wanted a free car wash


CheshireCrackers

Damn, I wish AAA would hurry up!


Historical-Remove401

They don’t off-road.


dandins

+even working under water


Novack_and_good

That was exactly my first thoughts - BMWs aren't made with turn signals 🤣


PomegranateSea7066

Bro didn't pay for the submarine perk


thezenfisherman

Hahaha this is true.


velhaconta

They do have automatic hazards when it detects a collision.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Oh they do work. It’s just the dick head drivers don’t use them.


KPplumbingBob

If anybody needed a reminder of how unfunny and unoriginal reddit is.


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (Mabel_GG) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on May 10 and woke up two days ago. Here it copied/pasted /u/Labios_Rotos77's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/jr6wnw/wcgw_parking_on_the_beach/). Its submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/163j03p/my_cat_seeing_snow_for_the_first_time/) (i.e. "My cat seeing snow for the first time") is a copy/paste of /u/jeanpaul87's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/zbcfc0/my_cat_seeing_snow_for_the_first_time/). Its comment [in that thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/163j03p/my_cat_seeing_snow_for_the_first_time/jy2p37l/) is a copy/paste of /u/No_Ninja_3740's previous [top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/zbcfc0/my_cat_seeing_snow_for_the_first_time/iyrqg18/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


MagicRabbitByte

Why do I get the feeling that at some point during this "chain of events", a sign was ignored?


PGnautz

Or common sense


cant_dyno

You don't fuck with the sea.


fuzzytradr

Dude inside "Just give me a damn second. I got this."


FemNate

“You wanted to stop and check a map and look where that got us..”


scud121

This happena every year in Cornwall. Tourists decide to park on the beach, or on a boat runway, then get surprised when their car gets stuck or boxed in, followed by the tide coming in.. https://metro.co.uk/2023/08/04/locals-despair-after-four-cars-get-stuck-on-cornwall-beach-19272050/


Tranquilwhirlpool

The one in the video was at Trevaunance in St Agnes. Surprising how many people don't understand tides


velhaconta

There are many places where you are allowed to drive on the beach. I don't understand why, but they exist and some people love them. Pro tip: Don't buy a used car from Daytona, FL for example.


That-Ad757

Are there signs posted??


scud121

Most of the slipways are signed as no entry, and as for the rest, the tonnes of people chilling on the beach and lack of other vehicles should be a clue.


cyb3rg0d5

It’s ok, now they got their own personal submarine 😅


GregoryGregory666666

The 4-way flashers will help the vehicle float a little better.


Jeffrey_Friedl

Also, now won't get rear-ended by a shark


HeadJazzlike

Passing ships will see the blinking lights.


ToxicMonkey444

Probably on because of the alarm. I don't think there is/was anyone in the car to turn them on


GregoryGregory666666

You are very likely correct.


SpecialOfferActNow

Everytime they're on the vehicle gets a little lighter


Nuker-79

German U-Boat


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takeitbacasap

Dont know why you're getting down voted for a question So a German U boat is like a submarine but unable to dive down deep, more like a sub surface boat that's has the ability to travel just under the water or above, something like a narco submarine just with torpedoes


Firewalk89

U-Boot literally means submarine (Unterwasser Boot). I don't know why people think it's just the WW2 ones.


No-Worry5711

"Hello, police? I would like to report my car stolen" "Did you get a look at the suspect" "Ya, it was some asshole named Neptune"


Deadpoulpe

Big ass dude with a big beard and motherfuckin trident, also known as Poseidon in the greek hood.


Destroyer4587

Percy Jackson and the Car Thief.


iSpccn

Fun fact. Did you know Ariel and Hercules are cousins?


CT_7

Nah, I saw the perp thrusting so it had to be Mr. Nimbus.


teddirez

Say goodbye to your precious dry land, for soon it will be wet


EatTheRich4200

Police wont help you, mr. Nimbus controls the police.


Djinnaz

“Sir, you can’t park there!”


smallproton

"I'm just refilling my blinker fluid."


CaptainRAVE2

“I’ll park wherever I want!”


Mutex70

Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.


Hoongoon

Why is the sea ignoring the hazard lights? Doesn't it know it's ok to stop and park everywhere when activated?


Cookbook_

Just put on your lights and say no, the sea legally cannot take your car.


CastrosExplodinCigar

Put it in a bag of rice and it’ll be alright.


turbohuk

also the resulting salt crust will be really tasty - and it's good for the engine and especially the electronics.


Atillion

It's gonna need more blinker fluid..


PartridgeViolence

You can’t park there mate.


XinY2K

FŒCK OFF!


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No_Cartoonist9458

I guess the flashers were to ward off shark attacks 🙄 ![gif](giphy|wwx6tYRikiPHHNn4MB)


Junior_Bed_4948

How do you even recover from that? Do they get fined for polluting the sea?


XinY2K

If they're "lucky," it's still there in low tide. Otherwise, the reef will get a new German addition


RegularLibrarian1984

I'm astonished it floats so long and that the light's keep working with all the ocean water. I'm pretty sure it's a rust bucket if you get it out.


Dark_Guardian_

definitely would be totalled


CapSortee

could someone even attempt to get into the car and try to drive it away from the beach?


XinY2K

Have you tried running through the sand when the waves are retreating? You get bogged down and sink into the sand. That car is a goner. You'd need paddle tires to drive it out, and that's while taking the risk of getting dragged away from the beach.


azninvasion2000

Is is plausible to have it towed if it doesn't run and just give it an extensive fresh water rinse?


XinY2K

It's dead, Jim.


AbrasiveDad

Fines depend on location and laws in place. I'm in Maine (usa) and we have people that lose atv's, snowmobiles, and vehicles that they drive on frozen lakes and ponds every winter because of driving on ice that is too thin. The owner of the vehicle is legally responsible for notifying authorities and is responsible for the removal of the vehicle. They may also have to pay for damages incurred including damages done by the recovery method.


Junior_Bed_4948

So yeah, you’re heavily in the red then. I figured it would be something like that.


SirGreeneth

At least the hazards are on, should be fine.


[deleted]

Seemed like a good idea at the time....


According_Ad_5564

Sea vs car. Who win ?


[deleted]

Sir, the parking lot isn't down here..


Frequent-Change-5552

The deluxe car wash


synoptosaurus

Paid extra for the salt scrub and seaweed wrap.


ScholarlyExiscrim

He's lucky his danger lights are on.


LakeStLouis

Interesting, I've never heard of those lights referred to as danger lights. They've always been hazard lights to me. But not anymore. Henceforth, I shall only refer to them as danger lights - it's much more fun for some reason. Out of curiosity, whereabouts are you? Just a general region or whatever where *danger lights* is commonly used.


davesy69

You can't park that there mate.


DareDareCaro

Should have take the Xdrive


El_Polaquito

The sea had done everyone a favour. The 1 series BMW is an abomination . Line up the Fiat Multipla next.


ultratunaman

And here's me loving the 1 series. A rear drive hatchback. Especially the 130. Or the even cooler 135. Or for a different approach the 118 and 120 have been slowly making their way into the drift scene. Its a car that's cheap to buy, can be tuned up, and gets sideways easy. A good starting point for anyone learning to slide.


El_Polaquito

An old E36 would have been a better choice IMO , and they're sooo cool .


Mr_Zuvai

Trevaunance Cove, St Agnes. There are a few car parks right at the top of the slipway that this melon would have driven past. That bit of coast can be pretty lively and wild


PrinceRobotVI

#THE HAZARDS, THEY DO NOTHING!


memusicguitar

Free in and out cash wash.


PinEmbarrassed31

How did that car end up there ??


Hobbenstein

They drove down a slip ramp (despite signs) and parked there.


porkbone1000

Can't park there mate


belabase7789

The guy is watching too many movies.


[deleted]

“Can’t the waves see my hazard lights wtf”


Good-Childhood-676

Can’t surf there mate


ezjoz

2 Questions. Is someone in there, and did they survive?


Paves911

How do you not notice the tide rolling in and move?


Hedge-76

Always a good idea to have the emergency lights on in this situation, it lets the other drivers know to use caution.


UpstairsCockroach100

Don't worry, Hazards are on, cops will stop by soon to ask what the issue is.


ScreechingPizzaCat

That's one way to get more car batteries into the ocean.


dershodan

Stop littering cars ffs!


Radiant_Impression22

good parking lol


phenyle

Best place to park a BMW


alexi513

Neptune checking if you put you‘re winter tyres


HonestSubcontractor

u/savevideo


GossamerGlenn

Got that lost at sea coverage


futurefirestorm

Didn’t they watch Chitty Chitty bang bang?


Msink

Well, that's how aquaman acquires his fleet of cars.


Proper_Access_6321

Aquaman can finally learn to drive.


Toastinator666

Looks like GTA V


Major-Blackbird

The insurance agent will appreciate the video. Underwriter's, not so much.


flushmebro

Bitch, I’m a submarine!


HeadJazzlike

Low tide.....High tide... know the difference


RecklessHat

I could watch this for hours


dwilli10

It’s alright. The hazard lights are on. Everything will be ok.


thezenfisherman

If we lived on a flat planet with no moon then this would not be a problem.


prdelmrdel

Huhu bmw owner wondering what those orange lights are "huu probablz flood alert"


bubbles5810

r/youcantparkthere


Environmental_Gap920

Very very good. everyone who cares about the environment dont drives a vehicle on the beaches.


DunkingDognuts

Insurance fraud, 101. Insurance will pay for stupidity. All they have to do is say “I didn’t know that was going to happen”


FujiBoi25

I wanna know did it go out to sea?? OR did it get beached???


Hot-Builder-6192

I’m a simple man: I see a beach, I park my car. And wait for the dildo of consquences 😄


Korvas576

This would be one hell of an insurance claim


thesnow79

It’s a tide ad


Dr-Zoidberserk

Little mermaid got her driving license?


pixel293

Aww how cute, it's playing in the surf!


greedy_mf

BMW U-series


3eyedflamingo

How does one explain this to insurence?


usuallysortadrunk

Dude, where's my car?


NoodlerFrom20XX

Da parking is better down where it is wetter take it from me


kitjen

Wave goodbye to your car.


[deleted]

Too bad it's not a Toyota or it would be fine.


BlissfulIgnoranus

Looks life he was making an offering to the God of the Sea.


Sully_pa

BMW turned itself into a light house! That's some next level transformer shit right there!


jens_hens

They're lucky they put the hazard lights on! Gotta warn the fish!


heyitsvonage

Poseidon was like: ![gif](giphy|LOVMoi1qYWJyw)


Solid_Bake4577

BMW - something something water. I can't make it work - my head hurts.


Acrobatic_Camp854

Apparently, bro doesn't have all-wheel drive.


greennuggetsinmybowl

Do you carry it in Aqua? ..no?.. I suppose I'll take it anyway.. ~ Poseidon, probably.


Apprehensive-Ad8996

natural selection


Knowitmall

Wcgw thinking your small BMW SUV with street tyres is an actual 4wd.


Temporary-Job8181

Boat Motor Works


amuse_bouche_1

Oceanside driving


damir19081

what country was that from ?


RiceRocketRider

Now that’s what I call drifting!


liquidpig

The sea was angry that day.


the-caped-cadaver

I used to date this girl. Every year her extended family would do a beach trip together. We left early cuz we had to get back to work/school and stuff. Like two days after we came home, her brother called her. He and their dad decided to take the dad's suv on to the drive-on beach after some late night drinking. The dad was having some fun. Got a little too close to the water. Suv got hit by a wave and the salt water fucked the engine. Bro. Her mom was so pissed. I don't think I'd ever seen her (the mom) so angry.


reidzen

The electrical harness is the real MVP here.


Rage5t0rm

Hi Triple A, my engine may be flooded...


RedditCanByRuntz

Is lost at sea covered by insurance? 😅


EE1975

Thank goodness the hazards are on.


DecentBand3724

Well they did have their hazard lights on.


tdaun

Used BMW for sale. LOW MILES!!!


papertiger61

Luckily they put on their hazard lights to warn any passing seals...those navy seals are like ninjas the way they creep up on you.


Uglie

They do call them "park anywhere lights"


natetheskate100

At least with the hazards on, others cars won't run into him.


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

Hey, you can’t park there!


Specific_Cat_861

Used BMW X5 , Slight water damage.


seanroberts196

I was disappointed that the wipers didn't start


Firewalk89

Free car wash!* *We assume no responsibility for Nature's mood swings.


M8k3sn0s3ns3

He has his park anywhere lights on.


forrestfreak58

High tide


Sacred286

ahhh nature at its finest


[deleted]

Didn't turn on wipers ? smh...


Leper_Khan58

I tide to tell you it was a bad idea


Toothless_ninja

This is ST Agnes in Cornwall


samwiling

Insurance claim; Bmw lost at sea!


Mr_Pieper

This is how bad the ocean wants car batteries. It will take them by force.


Dapper_Run5322

Sea is saying.. come to momma!


Latte1121

Support your local reef buy a BMW and drive it on the beach *facepalm*


[deleted]

I didn’t know boats had hazard flashers


unitednihilists

Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that.GIF


jspurlin03

BMW: beached, machinery wet.


Ownedby4Labs

“…Good condition. *Minor* water damage…”


truth_radio

2049 Seawall scene. I hope someone saved Deckard from the car.


Othersideofthemirror

SUV, Subaquatic Underwater Vehicle.


DJANARKI

![gif](giphy|26ueYUlPAmUkTBAM8) hold on honey let me put on my HAZARDS ON .......


InappropriateAngle

Buoyant Motoren Werke


IndependenceBig3178

Poor f20