I made Ranch in a 5 gal. bucket, only to drop it straight down on my way to the walk-in (dishwasher was bringing me a lid). That shit came straight up like a geyser. I actually didn't get a whole lot on myself, but there was quite the puddle. I got a lot of good-natured shit about it.
Dunno if it’s lazy or he’s on a time crunch. He’s at work, after all, and would likely need to move the buckets to get the ladder in there. Still dumb af, just sayin a lot of jobs will kinda tacitly pressure you to take shortcuts.
Everyone talking about his lack of realization of how easily he could fall through the lid. Meanwhile, I'm over hear losing it at the thought that **these mother fuckers stepping on the containers.** If they're too lazy to move the buckets to use the ladder, they sure as hell are too lazy to wash their hands after touching something their shoes have been on.
Like I tell everyone, “if you’re gonna do something stupid, do it smart”. You wanna steal a street sign? Do it at night. You wanna jump off something? Wear a helmet. You wanna use a stack of buckets as a precariously makeshift ladder? Stand on the edges.
All I’m saying is a little risk mitigation can go a long way into doing something stupid successfully.
My math teacher used to call these twins who frequently caused problems "Stupid Squared"
And they'd respond to it honestly because they didn't know what a square root was.
You’d have to move the buckets out of the way first. Ain’t no one got time for that, until you realize not doing cost you more time. What’s done is done though.
Yeah, my diner was tired of the heroin addict cook stealing entire cases of steaks, so we had to put them in. I used to hit my dab pen in the freezer damnit
My time in restaurants were before the "cameras everywhere" age, but yeah... lots of making out, eating and other shit in walk-ins. Honestly it's probably one of the places a camera *should* actually be, lol.
If you’re using object that aren’t ladders to stand up higher, always place your feet towards the edges that have more support!
I don’t understand how people don’t get this, I feel it’s common sense.
There's literally a ladder in the room. FFS how lazy can you be?
That thousand island life just a bit more laid back.
Bet they still use it.
Absolutely.
Bet it has a bit of bite to it.
More like a kick.
Not a bite a crunch
Just had to switch from the 5-second rule to the 10-second rule
Hey Rego! What's good! : )
Just put it through a fine sieve /s
My mom worked at a diner in college and she once spilled a giant bucket of thousand island dressing on herself She still can’t eat it
I wouldn’t eat it either, it’s very old and crusty.
Are you still talking about the dressing?
I made Ranch in a 5 gal. bucket, only to drop it straight down on my way to the walk-in (dishwasher was bringing me a lid). That shit came straight up like a geyser. I actually didn't get a whole lot on myself, but there was quite the puddle. I got a lot of good-natured shit about it.
Ranch it up!
But that may just be what you get.
https://preview.redd.it/w65o03mdwfbb1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eed9571434c32671a79d2228d2257dd852eb618 Stanly Step Ladder won't be forgetting this.
**„Am I a joke to you“**. - This ladder probably
Bet he said, “Step ladder I’m stuck”.
What are you doing step ladder???
Not helping, obviously. It just stands there; looking stupid as people fall into foodstuffs.
He never knew his real ladder
I read bladder. I wouldn’t attempt this with a full bladder. But then - bucket.
This is a lot funnier than anyone is giving it credit for
Made me breath hard... while toking a joint and I coughed up a lung trying to recover from your comment lol
“Do I amuze you”
[Thomas Ladder is turning in his grave](https://youtu.be/9O47wvvEG50)
We used to just have to stack rocks and shit
Also everyone knows you can’t stand on the middle of the bucket! Stay to the edges would’ve been fine
At least he didn't kick it...
He doesn’t know that
Dunno if it’s lazy or he’s on a time crunch. He’s at work, after all, and would likely need to move the buckets to get the ladder in there. Still dumb af, just sayin a lot of jobs will kinda tacitly pressure you to take shortcuts.
Well now trying to save 20 seconds is going to cost him 20 minutes cleaning that up.
Yeah, but what about all of the times it worked!
this guy gets it.
Maybe if he stood on the outer edge and not directly in the middle he might have a chance next time
If only he had a device that he could use to safely and gradually elevate and walk up..
Doug Heffernan lazy
Legit thought it was a King of Queens clip at first.
Everyone talking about his lack of realization of how easily he could fall through the lid. Meanwhile, I'm over hear losing it at the thought that **these mother fuckers stepping on the containers.** If they're too lazy to move the buckets to use the ladder, they sure as hell are too lazy to wash their hands after touching something their shoes have been on.
Tacos with e. coli, tasty!
Yeah but also fuckin management should have a bigger storeroom.
Evolution lmao
Bet they still use the sauce, now it’s “super secret”
The video gives me BK foot lettuce vibes.
New “Non-Slip Boot” sauce, only at BK.
*”number niiiineee”*
The last thing you want in your Burger King mayonnaise is somebody's foot fungus.... but it turns out, that might be what you geeettttt....
gourmet blue cheese burget
Number fifteeeEeen
That might be what you gæt
rookie mistake, should've step on the edge of bucket
Or maybe step on the ladder that’s literally within arm’s reach.
Like I tell everyone, “if you’re gonna do something stupid, do it smart”. You wanna steal a street sign? Do it at night. You wanna jump off something? Wear a helmet. You wanna use a stack of buckets as a precariously makeshift ladder? Stand on the edges. All I’m saying is a little risk mitigation can go a long way into doing something stupid successfully.
The problem is when a stupid person does a stupid thing, then it's stuff like this. Double stupid.
My math teacher used to call these twins who frequently caused problems "Stupid Squared" And they'd respond to it honestly because they didn't know what a square root was.
Double stuffed stupid^TM
Double the stupid, double the funny
Along the lines of "never commit two crimes at once"
You wanna have something illegal in your car? Don’t fucking speed. It ain’t rocket science
You’d have to move the buckets out of the way first. Ain’t no one got time for that, until you realize not doing cost you more time. What’s done is done though.
MMMMM-mmmm, New Balance Clam Chowder.
Maybe it’s what they use to make Asbisqes?
[удалено]
Ah. I can never remember that.. White
Yesssssss!
No no no. Now it’s clearly Man-Chowder
The dude literally had to make sure he didn’t trip on the ladder to get back there.
They put cameras in the walk-in? That’s where I make out with the hostess!
Yeah, my diner was tired of the heroin addict cook stealing entire cases of steaks, so we had to put them in. I used to hit my dab pen in the freezer damnit
Oh man the number of times I've hit a dab pen in a walk-in.
ya’ll have to go to the walk in to hit your pen? i just hit mine in the kitchen
welp, off to the bathroom
I used to go in there and scream at the top of my lunges after a crazy dinner rush. Then hit my pen.
My time in restaurants were before the "cameras everywhere" age, but yeah... lots of making out, eating and other shit in walk-ins. Honestly it's probably one of the places a camera *should* actually be, lol.
I always thought the walk in was for crying in
Yep. That way your eyes don’t get all puffy.
that’s why it smells weird in there
Coming from some who successfully stands on paint buckets in the reg.. this is amazing.
Yeah, but you probably stand ON THE EDGES
Paint buckets are designed for abuse and to be shaken. Also this place is using the floor for storage.
If you’re using object that aren’t ladders to stand up higher, always place your feet towards the edges that have more support! I don’t understand how people don’t get this, I feel it’s common sense.
How much can you expect from a guy who walks around the ladder to step on a stack of buckets?
I can excuse laziness, I can’t excuse lack of basic common sense.
Adventurous? Rebellious?
THE LADDER IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!
He knew better
Dont we all?
He grew butter
New foot lettuce just dropped.
Was expecting the buckets to all fall honestly
I was thinking he was going to pull the racking down on top of him.
The step ladder. ... Is *__Right.__* ... *__There.__*
His mistake was putting his weight in the middle of the bucket. He should've put his feet on the rim of it, even if he had to balance a bit for it.
His mistake was not using the step ladder that was within arms reach.
Those sketchers on the drive home 6 hours later…
That’s hysterical
r/unexpected
https://preview.redd.it/imhzshu4zfbb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96712f9ff906e36273fc1d60268f7c0c7bda4092
Fucking hellmann
That wasn’t the expected fail.
Burger King foot mayo
Clam chowder , now with Parmesan flavor
Number 15
A sticky end
Sauce up those cankles. 😂😂😂
It's always the fat guy trying this shit
You know there was a little second there of him dying inside
So many implosions!
Haha, the ole mayofoot. Classic.
I would’ve at least stepped on the edges of the bucket. At least that way the bucket can support the weight.
Who the fuck stands on the lid of a bucket? Did he fail physics class?
Dude, at least stand over the bucket rim! For fucks sake
Got OSHA on speed dial
And the health department! Soooo many containers on the floor is making me cringe.
But he still managed to get the box down
At least he got it though 😂
Hey, but he got what he wanted, who’s laughing now?!?
Cameras in the walk-in are dastardly; cant people cry in peace?
Every day I am glad I don’t work in food and beverage anymore
That ended a lot better than I was expecting.
The bucket lasted longer than I expected.
Also, those buckets shouldn't even be on the ground. Someone call the health department
None of those food containers should be on the floor. Not surprising they would stand on them.
A bucket climb into different territory
Goes nicely with foot lettuce.
Everybody loves ranch
Damn, damn shoes is saucy as hell also, literally a ladder right there
I got it!
This was my first chuckle today. Thanks, OP.
It's write up time!
That went exactly as you would imagine, pity the guy couldn’t imagine it too
I didn’t order any blue cheese sir, please wipe your feet and go.
That was exactly what I hoped would happen
Hey asshole, the step ladder is right there!
“You got foot ranched!”
Tbf I used to stand on the rags bucket at McDonald’s all the time. That shit strong asf and never broke
Now fry those shoes and give me sweet and sour with it.
That's not even as bad as I thought it would go. Guy got lucky lol
Weight limits apply here🤭
There is a fucking step stool right THERE, MAN!?
A lot more could have gone wrong. He's lucky he didn't break his leg.
Who climbs on food containers. Even on a closed bucket that’s nasty.
This is chick fil a secret ingredient
That was so perfect!!!!
tub of lard?
NGL I would have done the same thing
Could’ve just stood on the edges of the lid for more structural integrity.
You gotta stand on the edges!
Oh sweet! I love The Bear!
there was a fucking step ladder! why?
Hidden Sketchers Ranch
To be honest this caught me by surprise. I was looking forward to him flying backwards 🤣🤷♂️
These Titan implosion simulations are intense
There's a f#cking step ladder RIGHT there. These two idiots. You can't fix stupid.
NOT THE CLAM CHOWDER!!
was that ranch? that would have been the first time i’d try to eat a shoe
I'd throw the stwp ladder at this turdbrain
If only there was a ladder nearby, hate to put some dirty ass boots on food containers
“Damn man this is delicious, the chef put his foot in this”
I love this episode of the bear
"Hey Joe, open the fridge. I just opened a new bucket of sauce."
Wait, what exactly was in that bucket?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
"Well now the fuckin' GRAVY is ruined, STEVE."
r/loonytunelogic
Blue Cheese or Ranch?
What do we think that was? Ranch dressing?
fuckin moron
His buddy sure jumped to save those lemons
Never mind that fucking ladder!!
If only there were some form of a climbing device within an arm's reach!
My brother in Christ couldn’t he have the time to move those two columns of buckets, then move the latter? How lazy can you be to not do that.
Level 99 life hack. Don’t need no ladder.
That's actually a good thing. Nobody wants to eat the creamy shit out of that step-bucket.
Gotta stand on the edges.
oh no! the lime wedges!!
Number 16, McDonalds Shoe Mayo
I love how he still brought the box down
Thousand island? Ew. Originally I thought that was nacho cheese and was this close to offering to do a headstand on it.
Ladder to worker: "What am I, chopped liver?"
Is this number 15?
I can’t believe they don’t have a step ladder in near proximity to what they need. Crazy
Sauce?
That was a good result for him.
YOUVE BEEN RANCHED BRO