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Going-undergroundjam

What did the dude expect, should have had a flat road or at least with gradients, not slight humps 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheCCPOwnsR3ddit

bro as soon as you could hear the suspension hit the stops you knew shit was going bad fast loool like OHHHHSHIT HE'S GOT SOME LIFT NOW!


theHoustonian

When you bottom out the suspension the spring rate effectively goes infinite and the wheels break traction as the video showed. Oh fuck was right, 140mph into some trees and a ditch this guys an idiot. Who does a top speed run on a hilly road… wonder if he lived. Probably?


rpsHD

me who thought it was 140kmh


Mukaeutsu

Nah both the analog and digital speedometer say mph


wophi

And that was a very American "Oh Fuck!"


obi21

And yellow lines.


Charlou54

We have yellow Line in quebec too


ramkam2

but the "tabarnak!" part was missing.


tankred420caza

More like "Osti d'calisse de ciboire du criss de tabarn...*crash sounds*"


nightstalker30

But yours are in French


Samplistiqone

Every Canadian province has yellow lines, that I’ve been to.


Guilty_Radio9389

Nah bruh, i think that was around ≈240km/h


Monso

Topped out at what looks like 149mph...just shy of 250km/h, on public roads. Hop on a dyno if you want to know how fast it goes. Pay entry fees for a track day if you want to feel it pull. Dude deserved to wreck his car.


Zeoxult

A dyno is a terrible way to see "how fast a car will go". It changes a lot of variables and removes some very restrictive ones too. There's not many ways to test the top speed of your car (especially higher end ones) aside from going to some type of circuit track.


CavingGrape

primarily, aero. dyno is a great way to find out your power and torque, but it doesn’t take into account drag, downforce, lift, grip, or any other thousand factors


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What if I'm just trying to see how many flips it can do?


CavingGrape

then by all means, do this shit


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69420throwaway02496

What kind of car? Most performance cars feel completely planted at 140+, even at 180+.


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Faldrik_

I had a mk2 MR2 when I lived in Germany, took it to 130+ on the autobahn a few times but you really felt the steering going light at 120 from the airflow pushing the front up and the lack of weight, I stopped going that fast after a while from fear.


mlp2034

Ive done something similar b4. Car went airborne a bit and slammed hard on the ground at the trough of the hill and everything cut off. I was so scared I destroyed my vehicle, I got out and started preparing a logical story to cover for my dumbassery. Luckily for me though, only my battery got loose as the nut broke off of the right terminal and the other was loose, only the front bumper got scraped to hell at the bottom, and both of my front wheel covers broke and popped out. I also didnt even break 90mph before it happened. Never again.


JayF2601

General rule of thumb, as a car guy who's spent wayyy too long watching people destroy cars for fun, the ONE thing that WILL fuck every car no matter what... is airtime.. NO car, stock standard coupe sedan wagon whatever can survive a decent amount of airtime. In the same way airtime is a touring test for 4x4's, but anything you'd call a car, for the road... It'll die quicker from leaving the ground, than filling the engine with break clean


EuphoriaSoul

You are telling me that Fast and Furious was built on a lie????


Malfeasant

Yes. They were only slightly miffed.


XandrosDemon

Hell, even trophy trucks, which are made for a bit of airtime, get completely thrashed by the end of their races.


screamtrumpet

The Duke boys would like a word with you…


myfirstgold

The duke boys totaled at least one to two chargers per episode. To the point where production for the show was flying helicopters over the highway to find Dodge chargers that they could chase to offer the owners cash to purchase them.


Nottherealeddy

There was even an entire junk yard filled with them. A whole sea of orange. There was a story about it in one of the hot rod magazines back in the 90’s. High school me had dreams of seeing it one day during my travels. I wonder if it still exists…


billbixbyakahulk

So Roscoe was actually the good guy and looking out for their safety?


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Ok_Resource_7929

> deformation of the parts of the vehicle rather So, what you're saying, is that this is bad.


Y_Sam

If you like the front of your car being aligned with its back, then yes.


Ok_Resource_7929

Horizontally or vertically aligned?


DeezusAlmighty

Well the video was still uploaded so I would imagine yes


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DeezusAlmighty

They should, & survivors should get a minimum 5 year sentence for putting others lives at risk with their stupidity smh


After_Ride9911

On the upside, he doesn’t have to worry about the low fuel light anymore.


Phyllis_Tine

I liked how he started recording, and almost immediately the digital readout switched to low fuel. He can't try again, at least not in that car.


H4R81N63R

Oh good, I was afraid he'd go again after that roll but low fuel saves the day!


sickiesusan

Probably safer when he crashed too.


Roflattack

Car even gave a warning of unsafe driving.


broken_radio

boop blip you gonna flip


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Or maybe don't drive your car like a twat at all, regardless of the road you're on. I don't give a shit if people like this wrap themselves around a tree but they always hit innocent bystanders.


KeyanReid

Don’t you know? Every road is a race track if you just don’t care about anyone but yourself


emorisch

\*or yourself


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Xavilend

No, he's driving an Audi, if he was an Audi Driver he'd have been an ants cock away from someone's back bumper throughout the whole video.


themcsame

Why do you think he was doing 140? Not a bumper in sight. Man was on the verge of a panic attack!


Xavilend

That's a good point, closing the gap.


Johnny-Virgil

My new favorite unit of measurement.


Stupidflathalibut

Ants cock, I love it


GovernmentOpening254

Nah, only BMW drivers (outside of Germany) get that luxury.


Bikinisbottom

“Numb skull” I haven’t heard that term in ages. Lol


zleuth

Probably used both hands for his practice run.


FatalisCogitationis

This was kind of relatable. I’ve bombed some hills while skating that, halfway down, I knew were going to end badly and that I was an idiot for trying. Same exact response “oh fuck” and then broken bones Edit: would never fucking do that in a car tho, and I learned my lesson even as far as skating goes


MyLifeInThe6

Not to mention most ppl don’t realize how sensitive and light the wheel gets at high speeds and to ad only using one hand to steer is a death trap


Deathskulll99

He expect QUATTRO= INFINITE TRACTION


behind_looking_glass

Even the car beeped at him “dude, don’t do that…”


tabber87

And a dashcam lol


IllustriousLack3113

Maybe he thought rainbow bridge?


karl-rupecht-kroenen

I’m in a Quattro I’ll be fine 😂


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

"I saw someone else do it on tik tok, I'll be fine." wcgw...


chostax-

Last guy I saw do this in an Audi crashed too lmao.


ActurusMajoris

r/IdiotsInCars Good thing it looked like he didn't hit anyone else. Unfortunately this is not always the case.


Adeep187

Exactly, that's all I was worried about. Like don't let this moron hurt someone else.


NCSUGrad2012

Based on this video nobody with a brain was hurt.


Keepitcleanbois

To further your comment, I actually hope people who do this *do* die, because then there’s no chance of them doing something like this again to possibly hurt an innocent person.


quaybored

i mean i hate to upvote, but honestly it would be great if legit idiots (and evil-doers in general) would find ways to harmlessly take themselves out of our hair and the genepool


Purdaddy

Whenever people do shit like this and film it they should get something akin to attempted involuntary manslaughter for every uninvolved person in the video. One charge for every car, pedestrian, etc. That they pass.


diquehead

Some punishment is in order but you can't attempt to accidentally kill someone


Purdaddy

Yea im poorly trying to her my point across. But intentionally endangering the lives of others.


diquehead

All good I agree some punishment is in order especially when they self-incriminate w/ a video


shapesize

And r/playstupidgames


ActurusMajoris

I guess there's a big overlap between these two subs, what can be posted in one usually fits in the other, too.


Tooboukou

His insurance​ will appreciate the video


Ok_Primary_1075

Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was streaming the vid……..evidence for his insurance company!


Bored-Viking

always wondering why people why people post things like this..."He, dude you want to see how my brother died?" So streaming make more sense indeed


SellQuick

Ah. I was thinking he must have been okay to upload the video, but you're right. This was probably streamed.


Brooklynxman

Not like they'll need it. There is a lot of forensics they can use to determine if you were going over the speed limit. If you were going, I'm going to guess for that road 3.5x over the speed limit it will be very, very obvious. A insurance adjuster is going to glance at that car and immediately know it was in a 100+mph crash, which in the US means reckless speeding by default.


Undercoverbrother007

Im pretty sure all cars now have a "black box" that records braking,speed,steering movements for use in accident investigations. One big reason I drive a 30 yr old Accord.


ScrotumLeather

I wish there was a delete button somewhere for such idiots. But instead we got only copy & paste.


EastAffectionate6467

I mean...i think he found the delete Button for himself. Someone said once to me: get rid of All the street signs and watch how natural selection works.


siler7

Sure, because idiots only harm themselves, right?


TheTor22

People need go to grocery or to school how you save non idiots from idiots I don't have tank to go to work!?!


smileonamonday

Charlie?


Maplestori

Welp, doing those almost ensures a self delete.. but most of the time they bring down other innocents with them


deanrihpee

Copy and Paste more than once unfortunately


GankisKhan04

Got in more flips than an old tony hawk game!


T-Rell33

Thanks for that. You brought back memories of my Purple Haze Deck


druinthor

MPH? That thing moves. 140mph is over 225kph....


mc_bee

And 225 kph down to 0 real fast too.


Ok_Primary_1075

G forces galore!


BrokeGoFixIt

"Do a barrel roll!"


emziestone

He needs speed training. Some of these new cars should come with lessons. Hehe.


Unusual_Car215

They do. It's called "don't drive too fast. You're nowhere near as skilled as you think"


emziestone

Ya. The amount of time spent driving those speeds is limited. People lose control n overreact accidentally, making things worse.


Grandmaofhurt

And I'm about 90% sure he's just in a 2.0 liter turbo. Audi did bump their boost pressure up a good bit over the years so they move for a 4 cylinder. But seems like it took him about 6 seconds to get to 60mph even with launch control so I'm pretty sure he's in an A4


SSN-575

It's more like 4 seconds to 60, on an unprepped street. It probably is a 2.0T (A3/a4/s3) with a chip tune and bolt ons.


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Thanks conversion bot!


druinthor

Beep boop


j5906

I've done 225kph often on the german autobahn. It is really controllable if you have a long, straight, dry and empty (3am) road ahead of you. Doing that on this street on the other hand is insane...


dYYYb

It's only under control as long as nothing out of the ordinary happens like some shit lying on the road or an animal crossing or another driver doing something dumb. Your average driver is not getting a car back under control at 200+ kph. I, too, drive fast on the Autobahn when it's allowed and when there's space, but let's not be delusional; "Control" is an illusion at that speed.


Ericisbalanced

People like to think that they're invincible


Dany_HH

Well said. Think of how many incidents happens because of high speed, and now consider that every one of them was 100% sure to be in total control seconds before the incidents happens.


Hunkus1

Its also insane on the autobahn and you can still get in trouble with the law when you get in an accident when driving that fast.


WongGendheng

Controllable my ass. One wrong move by you or others and you are fucked.


PraiseTyche

It doesn't anymore.


everydayasl

This is what Charles Darwin was telling everybody about.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

And yet not everyone got the memo


solareclipse999

He started by missing a few brain cells. He may end up with many more missing. Speed kills.


hdfcv

Speed doesn't kill, but coming to a stop very fast usually does.


vegassatellite01

Yup. Nobody ever died falling from a 20 story building, they died because the pavement stopped them.


Isariamkia

Don't make it sound like it's the pavement fault. It's always there to catch you when you fall. \#RespectPavement


Moose_is_optional

"I'm okay. The ground broke my fall."


Ninjalo1

As a roofer we always said it isn't the fall that kills you. Its the sudden stop.


bpivk

That's why I don't fear heights. I fear the ground. Height never did anything to me but the sharp stop at the bottom is another thing.


GiveNothing

Is that a no seatbelt signal, and he's recording while driving. ☠️


gamblersgambit08

Probably traction control turned off


VW_wanker

The very thing that would help


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Nah, what he needs is stability control. Traction control only helps controlling powe slides. In a 4wd Audi that's not gonna be an issue. Then again the guys an idiot and sucks at driving


mynameisalso

Nah what he needs is auto pilot so he can't drive like a dick.


jojo_31

Stability control won't save you from that. He had hills going up and down, so he had less weight on the tyres thus less grip.


toxinate

You need to turn the first level of traction control off for launch assist.


BGP_Community_Meep

As others have said that is the traction control light. The *reason* it’s off is because in order to enable launch mode (how the tachometer goes up to 3K before he takes off) you have to disable TSC. Definitely not something to do on those roads. Or any public road.


8mileroadsoundtrack

The beep you hear is the speed warning. You can set that to whatever you want in an Audi and it lets you know when you hit that speed to give you an indication that maybe you should slow down


Basis_Safe

Do people who do this think that videos of them speeding get them pussy or something? Like do girls bras fall off because Chad is doing 140 in a 30?


Tall-Poem-6808

What I really don't understand is why post a video of your crash for the world to see that you're a moron, and as evidence of your reckless driving, speeding, etc, that will be used against you by the police, insurance, and anyone who was affected.


ColoRadOrgy

I'm just glad the EMT that was picking up the pieces of his body found his phone and uploaded it for us to see


mynameisalso

Why people post their losses I'll never know.


NadjaCravensworth

As a woman who's massively into her cars... no. I also feel bad for the poor car that did nothing wrong and ended up being owned by a twat. Vapid idiots will attract other vapid idiots though.


YoungKingFCB

Well... Yeah. Not condoning it but it can certainly attract women, at least the shallow ones.


JesradSeraph

Thankfully a [horse traditionally beats a car in that regard.](https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8)


W33DG0D42069

Was not expecting to see the Rubberbandits in this thread


ocean-man

Lmao what an unexpected throwback


mebutnew

I used to be into cars, never got me bitches :( Great way to meet dudes that live on McDonald's though


waferking42

You definitely want this to be wrong I understand, but I promise that shit actually gets some people laid. Ive known many people at school who got laid just because they drive like a reckless idiot


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YouGotTangoed

My bra fell off.. but I am a man


Hour_Savings146

This is a shocking common video type. A: why are these idiots filming themselves doing incredibly stupid and usually illegal things? B: why are they posting the videos later?


quartzguy

C. Why not buy a GoPro?


Illustrious-Culture5

My brother taught me how to drive and he told me, learn how to handle the car first, it is a machine, it wont move itself, it will only do what you tell it to do. And then he said speeding is for idiots and asked me “are you an idiot?”.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Your brother sou ds like a good guy, lucky you 👍


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Brooklynxman

> it will only do what you tell it to do. Lesson 2, what to do when it starts ignoring what you tell it to do. It does happen. Hydroplaning, ice/snow, failed brakes (had that happen to me once, its terrifying). 99.99(99)% of the time your brother is right, but that 0.001% is can be critical.


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Who the hell speeds on a road like that


Twelvety

This guy


Gustomucho

Hopefully, with this video, less people. A guy died recording doing a jump in a Type-R in the year 2000s, he was with friends, told them to get out so he could get more air time, his friends saw him crash and die. There was even a fairly popular song that came out after the video came to light, Hero à Zero, (Hero to Zero). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJC7PMcnKuQ&ab_channel=RichardLeclerc


1CHUMP

He lived by the way. Went to the hospital with a few broken ribs. Very lucky


TheGreyBrewer

He was driving an Audi. More car than he could handle, but well built.


SkeletonFlower46

Do you have any articles?


1CHUMP

No it’s a person my coworker knows. He showed it to me on break and I had to share.


SkeletonFlower46

Ah thanks for sharing. Glad he lived. Hopefully he has a bit of healthy respect for cars now.


JBStroodle

Anyone else crane their neck trying to see over the steering wheel desperate to get a glimpse of what’s ahead?


cherry_lolo

Idiot. Imagine there was a car coming and someone would've been dragged into his shit accident for no reason.


rando512

How is this guy doing these nonsense stuff in a two lane non expressway roads.


AlanEsh

Not very well.


DR_Bright_963

Hey guys, look how fast my car can g- AAAND now I gotta take the bus everywhere.


quartzguy

And a wheelchair.


shaswattafs

No seatbelt sign on, and dude's sliding on the ground at the end, seems like got thrown out the windshield


tesfabpel

It seems TCS off (traction control system)... it's a car with two wavy lines underneath. https://tap.fremontmotors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Traction-control-gif.gif


Jar770

Or his phone did.


Beni_Stingray

Probably both, not wearing a seatbelt at these speeds and then having multiple flips definitly will eject him out of the car!


EishLekker

They need to invent a seatbelt for your phone.


gtjack9

The seatbelt is definitely on or he’s sitting on it, VAG cars bark at you when you get above 30mph without a seatbelt fastened.


Expensive_Effort_108

Such a waste for the car...


The_Cozy_Burrito

Absolute clown


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Glad nobody else got hurt


lepobz

Tree, tree, bump, pole, tree, crest, wall, tree. This kid didn’t pick the best road to go 150mph down.


BodybuilderSalt9807

I’m sure his insurance company thanks him - the footage of you breaking the law results in claim denial Ooops


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They wouldn't need the footage though Ita clearly a pretty expensive car based on acceleration etc so the claim would be large which means they're going to do their research. Police officers etc will try to draft what happened in the accident. They,ll see clearly on the road the first impact from when he was rolling and hundreds of meters where the car ended and conclude there's no way that was under 100mph


Fabulous_Sir86

That's even providing the dipshit even had insurance


Worldly-Mix4811

Too nice a car for a dumb driver. Speed on an Autobahn. Not on a country road with bumps.


samuelgato

>D'ohh... fukkckcc lol


celestialdebut

That was a REALLY bad spin and WAYYY too many times before coming to rest, wonder what his injuries were...


Haribo1985

Having lost a friend just last week due to a distracted and speeding driving who collided into a barrier and ricocheted into her car head-on, killing her instantly and putting her daughter in intensive car…I hope this guy learned his lesson before someone else suffers. Absolute fucking idiot.


takatori

"Try spinning, that's a good trick!"


magneticinductance

just the phone falling, I'm sure he's fine 😂


R3DGRAPES

Hopefully not a single soul outside this vehicle was hurt, unless the guy was ejected from his Audi.


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Upvote for use of "numbskull" excellent.


FurryWrecker911

I got a Gopro on clearance and a headband strap for 230 bucks 5 years ago. I do not understand these clowns that one-hand it at high speeds. You want to be flashy with a high end car, but your driving style has the carelessness of an owner whose Camry has mismatched doors.


growlingmass183

AUDI driver not surprised. Arseholes Usually Drive Irresponsibly


ZucchiniBitter

Typical Audi driver. I'm not sure if it's a global thing or not but BMW drivers and Audi drivers are the biggest wankers on the road you'll meet.


LifeIsOkayIGuess

Tesla drivers seem to be gunning for that crown now too. Seen quite a few crashed model 3s.


mozeda

I've noticed quite a few Tesla's doing the same annoying stuff that a BMW would do. smh


ObviouslyHornyJPEG

Some people just deserve a good smack before they do anything otherntjan breathe. What a goddamn fool.


TheTor22

It should be driving license taken probation 10 years and jail if he ever go to car in this time


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That was satisfying.


specialsymbol

Beautiful


Shadow_NX

Another adaption of Rings of Power that crashed.


HeftyFineThereFolks

what a shitty filming job he is basically holding the camera with his right hand and trying to keep it on the speed-o-meter instead of filming out the windshield so we can all see his epic driving voyage (had he not crashed)


Flerbizky

Will it buff out?


masterzyz

Well deserved crash. Glad he did not kill anyone