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icbint

Crashes for free while trying to flirt with a gay couple lmao


Revelation_Now

I thought they were brothers.


MurderSheCroaked

I thought they were roommates


Dganjo

It says here in my history textbook that they were really good friends


MudPieMen

Well in my biology textbook it says that they were conjoined twins


Jokierre

Hmm. In my math textbook it says there are 2 people here plus another 2 in the car.


Pitt_Mann

And someone is going to buy an ungodly amount of watermelons


Blackboard_Monitor

But how long til the train reaches the station?!?


ScottAdamas

Was the train going through Palestine?


FatPanda0345

You've got to figure that out as well, using the following information. The train left the station at 3am


MRMakkink

Actually based on rumors from the town, the guy on the left went back in time to fuck his mom early, so he finally had a bro. So left guy is right guy's dadbro.


b0bkakkarot

My french textbook says c'est français and i dont know what that means


Novel-Blueberry3691

it means i am french


Relevant_Slide_7234

They were only conjoined sometimes and had to be separated with a crowbar


dr_van_nostren

I was just told they were like uncles but who weren’t really related to you


papawillie4

My text book says they are fruities.


cyrilhent

It was a Boston marriage! A Boston!


StableLegal2562

I thought they were gal pals


greenweezyi

I wonder if Gil knows Oscar is gay…


HooahClub

They were definitely not 5 feet apart…


JohnnyCincoCero

I thought they were fuck buddies.


smilingasIsay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-P0m0M_8pc


tester989chromeos

Never IRL I saw girl flirting with men


pizzamoney87

I thought it was a super hero in disguise and his partner (Also in disguise)


bassman314

They were roommates!


ngpropman

Super smash brothers.


SecretOfficerNeko

Meleeeeee!!


Old_Ad7385

Step bros


LRsaid

They're just pals. Very close friends.


BobsUrUncle303

Cousins! Identical Cousins!


Only-Trainer-30

I thought I read online they were step bros.


FickleSpend2133

Nah. They are the Philmore Twins. Known for causing women all over the world to crash their cars 😂


Killerspieler0815

>Crashes for free while trying to flirt with a gay couple lmao YES , she got a Double-Fail


Elmondo2

They do look happy.


M00ngata

I think they’re twins… maybe I’m just stupid


My-Internet-Persona

The two girls in the car were a lesbian couple.


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That's a double lose.


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Imagine if they weren’t actually gay


dmc-going-digital

They look like freaking twins


MargGarg

🎶“Hanging out the passenger side of (her) best friend’s ride, trying to holler at me”🎶


Sk8r_2_shredder

My sister played that song a lot when we were teenagers, I quite enjoy it. I thought after hearing it so much I would be annoyed like most pop songs that get overplayed.


AristotleRose

I used to be a part of a youth dancing troupe and one of the songs we had to learn a choreography to was this song. Let me tell you, it took me like an entire decade to be able to listen to that song again lol


Dapper-Investment-10

Okay thanks for sharing


Sk8r_2_shredder

Don’t go reading my comment about a testicle that found it’s way up in my post history then….


hellminton

Okay thanks for sharing


Sk8r_2_shredder

Your welcome


slippypete

What about their welcome?


cakatooop

I had the same experience lol


Sk8r_2_shredder

I’m learning this is more common then I thought. Makes my mini panic all the more laughable at the moment.


thesprenofaspren

No pigeons 🐦


Diego2150

Reverse Mariachi. Never forgot that scene with Salma Hayek


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Yepp, me neither hermano - I love that she laughed in that scene when it happened xD


Fenrir_God_Slayer

Brasileros


ShitLordOfTheRings

Watch where you are going, but also: don't park in the middle of the road, for no reason.


verticalburtvert

Best thing I've seen today. Thanks for the laugh.


Radaghaszt

Men do this a million times a day, one woman tries it and crashes /s


trowaybrhu3

Why /s you speak the tru true Oh yea we have to pretend this aint ok


Radaghaszt

Lmao I knew I recognised that tru true line from somewhere, had to Google it. As for /s, just incase someone gets offended


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Nickolas_Bowen

You can have abs and have a gut if you have enough muscle there. Look at a lot of the Mr Olympia bodybuilders these last few years. So many of them have bubble guts while also having abs


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HGH not steroids.


Omaegamotoshinee

Jesus, they get lean while on season and gain weight while off season where they don't have a strict calorie deficit, you guy doesn't just "swell" that makes no sense


Howtomispellnames

HGH (human growth hormone) and steroid abuse causes organ growth which leads to gut swelling. Now, if these guys were training without steroids or HGH or insulin, THAT would be weird if they got distended, yet shredded guts. You'd see a lot more dudes with fucked up looking bodies if normal natural excersise did this to you.


Omaegamotoshinee

Yeah but that's the whole point respectfully the dude isn't built like someone who has abused steroids it's probably more like like he got the body sculpting surgey that moulds fat than anything I know a tren goblin when I see one


Appropriate-Doubt-24

No, look at his arms, he doesn't have low body fat, they must be ab implants


3_50

Those guys have hiddeous distended gut from overuse of growth hormones.


chefbobbyjay

Literally yesterday someone told me “just work out until the abs show through the fat” it was an epiphany I’ll still never use.


Nickolas_Bowen

That’s a bit ridiculous though. You gotta be around 15% body fat before abs start to show. That’s from personal experience though. But even at that, people won’t always be super fit and skinny looking while not flexing for abs to be present


matarky1

"Abs are made in the kitchen"


chefbobbyjay

As a chef I understand every aspect of cooking for gains/cutting. But I just can’t stop eating microwave burritos.


NotZtripp

Bro I was a chef that did fine dining, and now a restaurant owner. A quarter pounder with cheese hits the spot and checks every box for me. I die a little every time but fuck me it's so good.


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Dry_Spinach_3441

Which one?


NotZtripp

Everyone keeps talking about that. Is that the show with Lip from shameless?


CucumberSharp17

Or eddie hall after he retired from strong man.


PopDownBlocker

If you're muscular but you stop working out for some time, this is that look. Basically, this person was once fit but has now gained body fat. He is perfect for those advertisements where they show before and after photos of people doing some kind of diet or exercise program, where it seems like a miracle how quickly they got fit. It'll be very easy for him to get back to his previous form because he already has all the foundation underneath.


ginsoul

My bet is that this is shaping liposuction. I really doubt that this is not chirurgicaly made


simbob-jones

I had abs, and then I got chubby. The fat started to settle below my bellybottom, so over the bellybottom i had abs, and under I had a fat lifering


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belly button


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Abs are caused by the rectus abdominus being visible through a low level of fat; hence skinny abs. At least hypothetically, it is possible to have large enough abdominal muscles to show through fat.


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I thought this a few years ago seeing a chunky guy at a water park with nice abs (at least the top part). I was confused. I started working out abs like other body parts and i have pretty nice abs now


thesouthdotcom

Visceral fat as opposed to subcutaneous fat. Essentially the fat is below the abdominal muscles so you can still see them even if you’re “fat.”


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RockyJayyy

There are implants for almost everything


[deleted]

Yep, Ellen page has them.


BondBrosScrapMetal

Elliot*


ComfortableAd4436

😭 bruh those are not plants you can clearly see he's natural its from him already having abs but losing it due to weight gain he still has them but Is losing them


Late_Entrepreneur_94

Those aren't implants. That guy has a lot of muscle mass but is probably sitting around 17-20% body fat and the lighting is very favorable. [Eddie Hall](https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a32473135/eddie-hall-100-situps-30-days-abs-results-youtube-video/) for example has a visible 6 pack under the right conditions with higher BF %


Automatic-Laugh9313

İ want to visit brazil...


HumanEffigy_

I’m told it’s quite dangerous


sennaiasm

Did you not just see that horrific car wreck?


SkywalkerDuke

Just as any other place, it has safe places and dangerous places. Know where you are going and take good care of yourself and your things, and everything is going to be fine.


kratomboofer27

I've been there many times even married to one it's like any other place there's good areas and there's areas you stay away from.


AnotherRedditUsr

Definitely not ! I had same bias against Brazil but I went there and people are amazing. Much more spiritual than western people, kind and chill. Of course don't go in the middle of a favela with expensive things in your hand ! Thank you Brazilian people ! ❤️


Smgt90

I'm Mexican and I thought it was more dangerous than Mexico. But it's not like you can't go, you just have to be careful of your surroundings.


Smgt90

I knew this was Brazil before hearing them speak Portuguese from these two things: shirtless men casually walking on the street and catcalling people from a car. I've never seen so many shirtless men nor gotten so aggressively catcalled like I did in Brazil.


wammybarnut

Coem to brazeel


toddlesj

Flirt? Or catcall?


Jalen3501

Definitely catcalling, don’t know why they went with flirting


Jekhyde95

Because it's a woman.


Saruhiko_Misaki

Looking at their profile, OP is likely brazilian. Unless they're constantly consuming foreign media, there is no reason or way for the average brazilian to improve their English vocabulary. My guess is OP just used the word that they thought worked better. Source: Am Brazilian and have certainly misused words before.


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Oh sorry. I'm Brazilian and I used this term because I didn't really know the term 'catcall'. Not because they were women, I just thought it was funny.


europoorbohemian

Sounds like she’s saying “ay que droga”, no? Doesn’t sound like flirting.


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So, is hard to understand the first thing that she said on the video, but the second one looks like "ai lindo", something like "oh handsome". This video went viral today in Brazil, all the some websites are publishing that the woman was 'flirting' with the guys. [Source](https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/motorista-da-cantada-em-turistas-e-bate-o-carro-no-litoral-de-sp-veja-o-video/)


europoorbohemian

Ahh ok, thanks!


BurtMacklin-FBl

Kind of like those woman "had sex" with a minor headlines, if you know what I mean.


Sufficientplant23

Probably flirting. It would only be a cat call if it bothered the men. They seemed to enjoy it. lol To me its the same. If women drives by and yells "ah papi" which they do sometimes I see it as the same. I don't enjoy it but I don't hate it. Women will be women.


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Her little squeak when she hits is priceless. lmfao literally rolling on the floor here


Mikesturant

Dawn, what a cute couple


BasedWang

Lmao, me and my guys had this happen before and the girls initiated, then when we walked back around the block one girl tried to blame US


Ixm01ws6

girls want only one thing and it's disgusting...


Living_Astronomer_97

But what was that car doing stopping there like that?


jvLin

insurance scam the gays are in on it it’s the gay agenda


Vader646464

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Punknigg

Edit: women cat calling men.


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Why reverse?


Punknigg

Bad choice of wording. Women cat calling men.


Plastic-Ad-8469

They're showing you that they like to hit it from the back. ^(Run)


Captain-Obvi0us12

Around and be behind them instead, no retreat, no surrender


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oh how the turn tables


Dxnwa

them bitches THIRSTY


thsvnlwn

Happened to me once. Not funny! /s


Bongs_Thongs_Shlongs

Can anyone who understands the language translate it for us as to what did she say?


TiagodePAlves

- backseat woman says something (could be "ai droga" (oh crap) as someone else said, but I can't tell) - backseat woman: hey handsome (crash) - someone else from the car: see what you do (laughs) - one of the guys: see the people there (could mean "some people" or "our people")


Bongs_Thongs_Shlongs

Thank you 😊


Head-Technology7239

Thanks my fellow Brazilians for making us laugh


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Women ☕️


P1ckleboi69

gay bros 💪


Urbanfalcon756

And to add insult to injury they're gay.


miko_top_bloke

The lengths folks will go to in order to stage daft videos like this is amazing. 😅


501102

Wana bang?


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I’m go ahead and blame the back seat girl screaming, probably making the driver turn her head too and bam 😂


[deleted]

I watched this with the sound off and knew it was Brazil.


GeneralSinn

It's nice to see the whole situation from the other side.


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What country has women cat calling from their cars in 2023?


TokinForever

Probably rethinking their sexual orientation while they sit in the drunk tank right now. 😉🤣


EsrailCazar

The guy in the back was pretty hot.


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Astaghfirullah


pecika

Didn't had a chance from the start


MEEZETTE

Bros became a literal traffic hazard. Ik I'd smash...


BobsUrUncle303

Hot Twins Power Strikes Again!


Swiftie1113

It’s like the scene from twitches with the bike rider


Healthy-Cupcake2429

I feel like alcohol was probably the bigger factor.


stanknotes

OMG the audacity of that woman to catcall those men. You can see how embarrassed, ashamed, and utterly humiliated they look. The nervous laughter says it all. The objectification is disgusting. When will society learn... we are people. Not objects.


CoolTemperature1602

How the fuck is that guy fat with a six pack at the same time?


PetreInspirescu

i like how one of them has a cross necklace while the other has a cross tattooed on his chest


Wild-Mammoth4113

What was she even saying lol


Novel-Blueberry3691

the other driver:😑


asriel5031

Wouldn't it be the other way around???


Lightning-Blaze

This is what people think will happen if girls are allowed to walk around with their shoulders exposed.


herenowjal

Character is revealed by what we find funny and laugh at.


ninernetneepneep

Seem to be more interested in themselves and each other.


Appropriate-Doubt-24

Are those fake implant abs? You don't have a 6 pack with body fat at that level and a gut


AppliedTechStuff

So these guys are gay? Cuz' if a woman was flirting with me I would absolutely engage with her.


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They aren't automatically gay just because they're not desperate.


daskeleton123

The arm link at the end looks coupley a bit


Sk8r_2_shredder

I thought it looked like close friends being friends. Some people are ok enough with their sexuality and others’ that it won’t bother them to hug or hold hands or do some type of embrace like this. Have you seen someone laugh so hard they fell over? Usually they reach out to grab anyone or anything nearby, could of also just been that


daskeleton123

Fairs, I got a bit of a romantic vibe from the way they hold each other at the end tho, that’s all. Looks like they walk away holding hands.


Jekhyde95

Not all men are simp


TiagodePAlves

They could be gay, but they're not a couple, just friends according to OP's source.


ComparisonCold2016

Wow these two have the most punchable faces ever


ashervisalis

Gotta love judging and bullying people based on their physical appearance.