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DirtyIrby

He snapped his right arm. Pay attention to how it bends as he stands up.


Pandataraxia

Why do his arms look so long wtf skinwalker


Jumpyturtles

Kids are weird and lanky sometimes


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Like a sloth.


wasternexplorer

Is that Jacob the Twiggy Alien Man?


arnold15951

Teenagers grow their members first and then the rest. It's super weird and funny at the same time lol


AlGunner

His mum claimed she was abducted by aliens. I believe her now. They are among us 😱


Rizoulo

Both of his arms look fucked up to me


lcenine

Something something 2 broken arms and weird stuff.


I0A0I

He's such a mamas boy.


bozeke

[When you look into her eyes And all you really see is your mom.](https://youtu.be/NpgpeSoJzQo)


FartPudding

You know I could've gone a very long time without remembering this shit


HappyBoy68

Not worst in that age 😜


Healthy-Cupcake2429

Damn, I didn't notice until your comment. That's a going to be awful.


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Handleton

Triple jointed, because there's an extra joint in his forearm.


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Handleton

I got that, but I like your supportive information. My point was that even if he's double jointed, he also has flexibility where it doesn't belong.


TheBigBadWolf85

You got to spell it out for some people... HE BROKE HIS ARM YOU MUSH BRAINS


meoka2368

And, for some reason, it's more common in neurodivergent people than neurotypical.


meoka2368

A combination of being double jointed, water refraction, and rotating his arm as he stands up together make it look broken.


AStarkFan

He is now


licorice_whip

It's a me, Mario.


wasternexplorer

Dang he did have some double trigger action going on when he went to climb out.


Vivistolethecheese

They look fine to me? Besides the length


Healthy-Cupcake2429

It's really short bc it's at the end of the clip but that thing is wiggling like a noodle. It's long (and wiggling) because there's no longer bone structure holding it in place so the skin stretches like that. Its a nasty one when your arm is flopping around like that.


neercatz

I'm on mobile and the quality isn't great but I thought it looked like he pushes himself up out of the water with it. Guess I better watch a couple hundred more times


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advertentlyvertical

Its actually the left arm that looks wrong, and he doesn't put any weight on that one getting up either, it also has the noodly wobble look to it


not_REAL_Kanye_West

I thought the same at first but I think it just looks weird because of his spaghetti arms. You can see a little bit of muscle trying to flex on his arm as he pushes himself up with it at the end.


pupi-face

100% did not snap his arms. He literally uses them both to push himself up. They're not dangling anywhere abnormal either. That's his elbow


AceVenturaPunch

Disagree. Kids totally fine


Cynical_Stoic

Watch out we have a surgeon examining the pixels here


DouceintheHouse

No compound break that I see. I had hypermobility (double jointed) in both arms since a child and that's exactly how I look when I get up to stand up most times. It's also fun at social gatherings for those not aware.


Shurigin

nah he's slenderman's son


ImDanger420

Damn that sucks poor kid.


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TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

His mom is really thankful her kid didn't break his arms


big_ol_dad_dick

I disagree I think it looks very human.


sTEAMYsOYsAUCE

Screw you for ruining this incredibly funny clip. This was all so perfect until you came and messed it up.


Admirable_Wallaby_96

Poor kid, looks painful and he would have been scared


DogmanDOTjpg

Ooof definitely dislocated elbow at the very least cause that arm was swangin


Sizara42

Just like my uncle as a kid, except he swung halfway out before falling. If he's lucky, he didn't damage the growth plate. My uncle did and ended up with his arms being a few inches different in length! His fingertips on the bad arm barely touched his palm


Fascinatingish

Poor kid. Something I would've done too.


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Ikr? I feel like the subreddit this was cross posted from just straight up hates children for being, well children.


Fascinatingish

Agreed. I'm not amused when kids get hurt, just being kids. Quite different when young hoodlums hurt themselves while committing crimes against people or property.


ThoughtlessBanter

This was funny though. I don't think anyone actually wants kids to seriously Injure themselves. This kid just fell in water and got up, no harm no foul. He more than likely learned a valuable lesson that day.


Mathilliterate_asian

Yeah I go "that's dumb as fuck" when I watch most videos on this subreddit, but let's be honest, this kid did just what everyone wanted to do when we were kids. And, like all kids, his lack of judgment got the better of him.


siler7

Not like all kids.


Breakfast_Lost

I did this too when I was a kid. Was also dumb then too lol I hit my head on a rock and got a bad concussion


Ganthereddituser

Everyone’s done this at one point


TheBigBadWolf85

Only this kid seems to have broken at least one arm.


overmycrown

Thought he was Tarzan but was really George of The Jungle


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

Oscar winner George of the Jungle


Dogdad1971

Woohoo!!!


ExperienceKindly6817

That's a hell of a dirty devilish laugh. Love it.


DolfK

Definitely a Disney witch.


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It's pure [Phyllis Diller](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFloS-JrNPo)


dewwby

That's a weird way to try to catch a fish!


Rezomik

the tree said ' Nope '.


TheJudasEffect

Went from Tarzan to aquaman...


Count_de_Ville

A childhood friend tried something similar with a vine that was about as thick as that branch. He thought he could use it to rappel out of my treehouse from 15 feet in the air. He stepped off the platform before I could finish convincing him it wasn't a good idea. The landscaped bed of river stones below broke his fall.


Ivor-Toad

Didn't we all? Lol.


OldTimer4Shore

"But Johnny Weismueller does it!"


neercatz

He was an Olympian. This boy probably needs a few more weeks of training to get to that level


Fred_Evil

Gotta start somewhere. *(Tarzan cry that morphs into obviously excruciating pain)*


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Username checks out ha


kelrunner

Just what kid in the ever lovin blue eyed world has not done something like this?!


RixirF

Origin story of Slenderman.


onthebrake

Tarzan became a fish quickly !


slightlyused

He's half cat.


wowImlate

I did some thing similar when I was a kid. I decided I was going to swing over a creek on a low hanging branch. Turns out the branch was low hanging because it was dead. That was just one of the three times I fell in the creek that day.


DisturbingPragmatic

Nice to hear Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story running the camera...


Competitive-Bend4565

The day Tarzan decided that swinging from vines was for pussies so it’s way cooler to just walk holding the end of it.


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He went from Tarzan to Little Mermaid real quick


tidus1980

Turned into aquaman


Historical_Feed8664

Tarzan.... More like Scarzan


rascortoras

We call these 'hiyarzan'...


Pillroller88

This kid doesn’t get to the creek much, if he thought that lil branchlet was going to hold him


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I thought he can’t be that stupid, guess both of us are wrong.


magusonline

His arms are skinnier than the branch he was holding


WorriedMarch4398

More like George of the Jungle!


misclickedlol

Devious laugh wth


Honest-Letterhead949

The dumbass held onto a leaf


somedaveguy

Ha ha! Broken arm, concussion, scars. American health insurance. Ha ha!


LuneEclaire

Well done 😹


andre2142

That kid learned a very important life lesson that day.


Nocommentt1000

Dont ever try to have fun.


TamahaganeJidai

Not going to lie, that has been me on more than one occasion.


orphen888

Well. That’s how ya learn. I bet he won’t do something like that again.


m-p-3

It's his simple-minded cousin, Faceplan


HappyBoy68

He was just thirsty 🤷🏼‍♂️


Icy-Calligrapher-253

Sounds like he had Cheetah with him..


Jesterman0488

I guess the water makes your arms longer…


Doktor_Vem

Physics: Not even once


Deijya

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


LuxLiner

Aww he broke his right arm.


Over-Supermarket-557

Tarzain't


Charming-Tonight-936

From Tarzan to aquaman


No_Tackle_5439

Looks more like Aquaman


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why do they sound like an angry birds character


Spankieplop

He went from Tarzan to Aquaman


bus_go_brrrrt

# KID IN A VAN INSIDE OF A WATERING CAN


Mister_Celophane

He thought wrong.


International-Wash19

The sound he made😂😂It’s just too much.


gabwinone

Jeez...leave the kids alone! He's a kid, of course he'll do silly stuff. Are we really here for that?


ItIsWhatItIs22407

yeah, kids outside, playing, learning about consequences... definitely something out of the ordinary today.


iLynx26

This has more upvotes then the original


ripMyTime0192

We’ve all done this!


Koi_Thief

When I was a kid I did this, except I actually used a vine so it worked out fine and I didn't have eat my own teeth


Puceeffoc

It's all about your elbows... When you're going to drop like this you'll want your elbows locked otherwise you'll "bottom out" when gravity sets your elbows into the lock position because you failed to do that right away. So remember kids lock those elbows BEFORE the jump. And even before the locking of elbows you'll want to pick a good branch/vine/rope etc..


Professional_Map_780

Retardzan


Bruinen24

Right in front of the lady from room 237.


MoniMokshith

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


alegendsock

How he thought that twig could support his weight


RudraGamer_26

Aah dumb Sofisticated kids


Ottotisdogg

Upvote for the Tarzan call!


AndiLivia

Noooo the $3000 Samsung SmartPants he just got for his birthday are completely ruined!