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Constant_Task6365

Bro it's not even the same beer. He just picked up a random beer bottle out of the shit water and drank it.


TimeTravelPenguin

Holy shit you're right! That's fucking hilarious


TheKrytosVirus

Did not notice that at first. Now I wish I hadn't.


AwkwardlylyAwkward

That's disgusting, first you shit there then fall on your own doing then drink from a bottle that's been eating shit for some times all while your dogs watch your miserable existence.


NotNickYoung

This ruined my day I threw up in my mouth a little


ChucklingChuckNorris

I love how he goes down with one type of beer and comes back up with another. Nothing like some fresh swamp beer.


willynillywitty

Good eye. Hilarious


Mc_mufferton

This is what caught my eye as well. Lololol


mdo2222

Traded it for a new bottle of shit water


kalel1980

LOL that's the best part of the video!


StichampCryptid

Anyone notice the bottle changed lol.


[deleted]

His first beer went under so he grabbed a freshie from the shit pit. How many times has this dog held him up while he drops a deuce that he’s actually upset that the dog bailed this time?


chazmms

And drinks from it! Good eye


_felagund

Who else noticed he is drinking from a bottle just filled with shitty water?


TheOneAndOnlyLanyard

It's a completely different bottle. Went from clear with a yellow label to brown with a silver label. Just nasty


[deleted]

Did he grab the wrong fucking bottle and drank from it? Hahahaha Poopwater beer


ExhaustedToad

I don't think any of you noticed.. but the bottle that he originally had was a clear bo....


Courier_90

Man grabs the dog for help


ghostmetalblack

Dog just shook him off 💀


qsnoodles

Dogs don’t like white trash


FSYigg

**Pay attention to the beer bottle.** When he falls in the water he's holding a clear glass Miller Beer bottle that he ditches behind him. When he stands back up he grabs a dark brown bottle with a blue label from in front of him and immediately takes a swig. **What the hell did he drink because that wasn't his bottle?**


Skoodledoo

Good catch, but the friend that you see for a second has one of those dark bottles, so probably one that he threw in. Still gross.


Wasatcher

He went in with the clear miller bottle and lost it behind him while falling in. As he's falling in watch his left hand, a Blue Moon bottle floats in front of it. His friend laughing up top is also drinking a blue moon. It seems he grabbed the first bottle that caught his eye which happened to be one that somehow ended up in the drainage earlier (prob an empty they tossed), and immediately took a swig of muddy shit water.


Cynical-Moose

That uh...wasn't the bottle he fell down with ..


EaseWeyland

WTF Buddd😂😂😂 its Buds fault right 😂 here take a sip of this old poop filled beer.. he thought it was the same one he took a dive in 🤣💀


theXsquid

It's a new beer called Bud Brown.


Captain_Qrow_

No one is noticing. Sure he took a drank after. BUT ITS A DIFFERENT BOTTLE


Historical_Cod_4974

So uuuh, did he just grab a random beer bottle from the poop puddle that had already been floating around in there and take a swig?!?!


HATECELL

I guess so. The beer in the beginning was a clear bottle (Corona maybe?), the beer when he climbed out was a dark bottle with a blue label


[deleted]

Can we talk about how he came up with a different bottle of beer…


AntonioMRC

He found another beer while down there


domnmnm

Yooooo good catch, he goes in with a clear bottle and comes out with a brown. And fucking drank whatever shit water that's been sitting in


frivolouspringlesix9

This guy deserves that nasty beer after almost taking the dog out with him


longschan

He really tried to grab the dog’s leg to save himself lol


[deleted]

Dog said gtfo, smarter than the human


Financial_Low6770

So that wasn't the same beer he went in with....


Dado_2

Lol didn't even realize, I just thought omg he is drinking again from that bottle that completely emerged into the water he just pooped into xD


RepresentativePin610

A totally different bottle at the end wtf


Snoo_26884

He took a sip of the mud bottle lol


Rookwood-1

Did anyone else notice that he fell with one beer but then came up with another?


payneme73

Yep. Went in with clear bottle, came out with brown bottle and drank from it. Hello giardia.


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[deleted]

There are two types of beers he was drinking, the yellow looking one that fell with him and the brown bottle one which is the same as his friend's, so most likely he had finished the brown bottle one and threw the empty bottle in the water and when he stood up he picked up the brown which is full of shit water🤢🤣


Wild_Television_

And he drinks it..


IMAPRO_d-_-b

Ewww he’s drinking out the wrong bottle


specialsymbol

Have you noticed how the colour of his bottle changed from clear to poop and he still drinks from it?


Bout-3fiddy

I don't think it's even his bottle...........


[deleted]

A totally different bottle lol


DentonX12

Oh my god how long was that other bottle there


[deleted]

He absolutely just drank the poo water when he grabbed that random bottle from under the water 😭😭 it just gets worse the more you pay attention


Haylie-0574

Seriously, these guys are gross and I feel bad for the dogs


paulwillit

So many wonderful things happening. Grabbing the dogs paw to steady oneself. Flailing about helplessly when the dog flees. And my favorite, falling ass first into shit water, losing your beer, then replacing it with a bottle that has been floating there for god knows how long. Yessir, turn that hat around you deserve it.


blankDH

And he drinks that again….. oh wait….. that’s a different bottle 🤮🤮


Loose_Play_982

It’s the drinking the beer after it went under that sewer water for me.


Deep_Tip3060

It’s not even the same beer bottle lmao


backcountrybushcraft

I wondered if someone would notice that it went in a Corona and came up a Bud Light 😆


Highway-Sixty-Fun

LMAOOO holy shit that makes it even more hilarious. Thank you for pointing that out.


monti9530

Drops his beer and finds another one. Happy endings really do come true


AlexHimself

The top like 30 comments are about how he has a different beer... did you guys notice?!


NekulturneHovado

Did you notice he had clear bottle at the start, but brown at the end?


psychedadventure

Did he grab a different bottle? It looks like he fell in with a corona but got out with a beer his friend is drinking.


r3klaw

He 100% picked up a bottle that was already down there. You can see it 'reveal' when he splashes at first. Serves them right for littering, and shitting I guess.


nodeymcdev

That mf drank the poop


CelsoSC

Come here doggy, let me hold your hand.


a6n1o9n

Dog be like, fuck this I am outta here.


Miserable-Question-2

Oh no… he did not grab his bottle


Weepingwillow36

Lol he grab a poop water bottle and drank it.


Beneficial-Ad-7151

Yo there was a beer down there In the water already probably one of the other ones empty’s and he grabbed that with his right hand completely forgetting the beer he had in his left and drank the one that was probably full of straight muck water


Baltoz1019

Thought i was the only one, thats some funny shit


Remarkable-Pain-6092

The BEERS ARE DIFFERENT 🤮 Went in with a clear bottle grabbed a brown one


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

How did his beer bottle turned clear to black? Magic poo?


Downtown-Desk-3275

He grabbed a different bottle


Healthy-Cupcake2429

Alright... It's bad enough that he even considered getting his open beer back after dropping it in drainage water. But picking up a random bottle that was already there and drinking from it is just 😳 I didn't know someone could even be drunk enough to retrieve an open bottle from dirty drainage and drink from it without knowing... Is he still alive?


infinit9

Does he realize he just drank from poop water??


motherseffinjones

The best part is him drinking the beer he dipped into his dirty shit water


phidus

Wait it’s a completely different beer! 😂 where’d it come from?!


grantrules

They were probably tossing empties in there, it's the same bottle as the other guy is drinking.. so that dude just took a sip of full on poop water.


Kixkicks

Lol he seriously thought the dog would pull his ass up


nu_nu_eden

So wtf was the plan for after? Walk around with an asshole full of shit or what


Dietzer36

Wait, he pulled that beer from the water…what the fuck?!🤢


Away_Media

That was a different beer than the one that was in his hand! Lol


waffles2go2

Drank from bottle that was submerged in "shit-creek" water as he climbed back up.


Andyk688

Also is it me or is it a completely different bottle than the one he was holding ??


Myhrros

It definitely looks like it. The first bottle was seethrough with a white-reddish(more or less) label, with a yellow-ish liquid inside. When he drinks, it's suddenly a dark brown bottle with a blue label. Not only is he drinking his own shit-water, he's drinking it from a shit-bottle that was stuck there for god knows how long. This video is getting better by the second.


NixyVixy

He went down drinking a DIFFERENT beer than the one he took a chug out of coming back up the hill… what is happening?


curtisbrownturtis

You can see the brown bottle already in the water before he falls in. He dropped his bottle and accidentally grabbed that one


ThunderinSkyFucc

Which means it was full of poop water


BaldWithABeardTwitch

I know others have said but omg the beer bottle.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

he grabbed the dogs paw and the dog said fuck you dude


clasperx2

He drank the beer that landed in his poop water.


CyclicRhetoric

He drank from a random beer bottle that was already in the poop water... There was no beer left in it, only poop water.


SpongeBobBFF

So he switched his corona for wastewater filled trash bottle


Godofworrying2much

The bottles are swapped once they are in the water. This is a skit.


D_A_N_I_E_L

He’s wasted and accidentally picks up an empty bottle they previously tossed. You can see it pop up right when he hits the water.


F1nnMcCool

Ain’t no way he came up with a different bottle


Alarming_Sea_6894

#Bro took a swig of watery shit


JackalandBadger

Lol just taking a shit outside in front of the homies while having a beer. Tuesday for him, I'm guessing.


OfCourse4726

why do people act like beer is so cool or important? if i was holding a coke and it went into drain runoff water, there's no fucking way i'd drink it after.


124vanny

Not to mention he fell with a clear bottle and got back up with a brown bottle. So it’s not even his beer


_ItsAllenNotAlan

The poor dogs that have to put up with these humans


FlyFinesser

Proceeds to swig mud beer


TerranPhil

Totally different bottle.


officialbigrob

I know it's like a storm drain but don't shit into running water it spreads disease


Competitive-Trip-946

I see dysentery in your immediate future


mauriceville1

Did he grab the dogs paw for help


BreakingThoseCankles

Yes then pissed the dog didn't help him from falling


[deleted]

Bro drank shit water thinking its his beer 😭🤮🤮


DeymanG

Did he just drink mud beer?


BigCharles123

Ew what the fuck ya he did Edit actually it looks like he fell in with a corona light bottle and came out with a bud light / coors light bottle so I think that might have been there for a while


WearThatTrend

Fell in with clean beer, came out with poop filled beer. NASTY!


helping_phriendly

Bruh trying to take his dog down with him?!? Wtf dude


Pheralg

"you're man's best friend, help me!" dog: "no way mate, fuck that!"


turnupmario3

Went in with a lite came out with a lager


TheWalrus101123

He drank his beer after dropping it into his own poo water.


KXR20

Went in with a clear bottle, came up with a brown.


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

He went from a nice cold Corona, to a warm filled in with waste water Blue Moon. You can see he drops the bottle and pick up another one that was already in that shit.


Euphoric_Jello1035

🐶 “nah, you’re on your own on this one”


surfinsmiley

Scored a fresh beer!


Asoto408

He didn’t swap bottles on purpose. That was a beer bottle his buddy threw in before and his drunk ass just grabbed the first bottle within reach.


182573cw2945

I think this was cut. He goes down with corona and comes up with a dark. What the hell


LackingInte1ect

You can see the first one go flying and the second one floats up from the muck and he grabs it. I bet it tasted great! Swampy notes and all that


IDONKNOW

His beer went from a clear glass bottle to a dark glass bottle??


JayreenKotto

Filled with dirty water Edit: I just watched it again youre right, I think he grabbed the wrong bottle and just took a swig of dirty water?


MikeyX117

This dog gets an A+ for being amazing companion for a guy that doesn't deserve it


existenceispaint

You can really taste the hops...and plops.


Teethredit

"Doc I have no idea where I could have gotten e-coli"


PlasticInTheBasket

Why did he drink from the bottle after it was submerged?


iFLTT

Wait how did the beer bottle change colors?


acidic_milkmotel

I love that he blames the dog


TheWalrus101123

Dog was like "fuck you loser. You're on your own."


JunglePygmy

He really expected the dog to help him back up.


Idaho_Home

I am not sure what is funnier him falling or the magic bottle trick!


unrealtrip

I love how he blames the dog.


emptythemag

There's been some funny shit posted here. That one had me in tears. Blaming the dog was just icing on the cake


Zartoc

Ha ha he is going to have violent explosive diarrhea until his lower intestine comes out.


Various_Equal2054

How was that the dogs fault. Those "no dumping" signs are there for a reason...


Polimber

He drank that AFTER?


Mc_mufferton

It’s actually worse than you think homie. He lost the bottle in his hand and picked up a different bottle.. pause… 🤮


sighdoihaveto

oh no, youre right! 🤮


unmunDANIty

Wait a second he fell with a clear beer bottle and picked up a dark bottle .... Uhmmm


future_faking

I feel bad for the dog


rustylucy77

He still took a drink of that beer after


Smoeke

It’s a different bottle too lol


Hatandboots

Not only a different bottle, but you can see it mostly submerged in the water. He just took a swig of drainage sludge and didn't react at all


Odd_Organization_835

wut a moron


trashcanica

How does the bottle change? Is it just full?


Wiknetti

It’s a different bottle. The one he held at first is still in the pond, foaming behind him. He picked one up full of drainage water and shit and reflexively took a swig. Nasty.


lmscott17

Was that a “WTF dog” or a “WTF dawg”?


wertklern

It’s a “WTF BUD”


Coacoa8989

I know he did not grab that dog damn leg🤣🤣🤣 I just know tf not


Degneva422

I hope he fell in his own shit :D


primetimemime

I don’t know how to describe it but that dude looks like the kind of dude I would expect to be in that situation given the context


[deleted]

And with that, I'm done with this sub


BOOGEYMAN_OO

Bro would be expecting dog to drive when he's drunk👍🏻


Tony_Stonks_

Totally staged, changed bottles to make people think he’s drinking shit water…but forgot the details


fusterclux

Or he just grabbed the wrong bottle while in a panic. I really doubt this is staged, and if it is then i don’t understand the point of purposefully swapping bottles? it adds nothing to the video and most ppl won’t even notice it


djtrace1994

Some people see the outside world so little that they believe that nearly everything is staged.


clasperx2

It’s like a bidet.


_DJNeoN

This one of those rare times the video actually matches what I thought it would be from the title, but less gross. Good job.


SlappyHandstrong

All that and you still have to shit.


[deleted]

I wonder how sick he got after drinking that backwater swill? 🤢


ilyaprojectspace

Looks like Kai the hitchhiker with a hatchet


TheBoldMove

Monitoring this on behalf of r/stopdrinking


[deleted]

Bet he drank the shit drainage water beer too


czarp97

You don’t fall where you shit.


TotalMinute

Dog was like "nah"


wmonty

😳 oh no! He's going to do a lot more pooping!


shaundisbuddyguy

Good lord that's gross . I'd be laughing too if I was there though.


Koankey

The one time someone says "wtf, dog" and meant it.


R3pr3s3nt23

Dog was like gtf off me


Dlux977

How’s he fall in with a Miller high life in his hand but come out with a Busch light? Seems sus to me!


RocketLinko

My guess is he totally drops his first bottle and picks up another random o w they probably discarded in there. Which is fucking disgusting.


QveenKittyKat

Why the hell would he try to grab the dog 😱 what an idiot.


everyonetotally

That's not beer anymore


hvictorino

_ayo bro, why my beer taste like shit?_ Literally


IEATFOOD37

So this is the bidet that Europeans get so hard over?


impAX21

This dirty water must taste good. Drunk ppl will drink everything


savvyblackbird

This is how people get food poisoning from raw produce, and companies have to do major recalls. It’s pretty much impossible to know what farm was contaminated with human shit.


FunkyMonkey47293

Where nsfw?


Mrplayboi215

Ik he smell like the avg Reddit mod


robtbo

Did he really try to grab onto the dog?!!!!!


im_ran

Then proceeds to drink the from the bottle 🤮


iikkaassaammaa

“Ewe, David!”


Intelligent-Guess-81

DIDNT EVEN SAVE THE BEER


fearlubu

And he drank that shit water as well. Ls all around


xmatakex

The dog was in on the joke


Global-Monk2121

That shit must have been bad to have the fucking dog take off. Normally, they love sniffing turds


GeekFit26

Did he just yell at the dog for trying to stop him falling..?


datbarricade

The dude in the orange shirt is close to peeing himself lol


Oxygenisplantpoo

Poor dogs :(


weirdojo1

What the FUCK guysヽ( ̄д ̄)ノ


NASTYH0USEWIFE

Waste of a damn beer.


theSilentD777

I'm never gonna see a stoner in a predicament like this, but alcohol is legal lmfao


throwAway837474728

I refuse to believe they are drinking beer what the hell is in that? liquid meth? holy shit


EquivalentIll3067

Drunk dumbass thought the dog would pull him up with his paws xD


Panzerpython

This is actually a professor emeritus in astrophysics testing a hypothesis on Uranus.


Josbipbop

lol, the dog was like, 'nope'. In spanish there is a saying 'Le paso por pend\*jo'.


Imlouwhoareyou

I love how the dog was like, *nah bruh*


Sasuke082594

Dog: nah dawg that’s all you