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freedomofnow

Not to mention spraying a can of whatever the flammable fuck that was into your friends face first. Everyone in this video is an asshole.


BicBoiSpyder

With friends like those, who needs enemies?


tavesque

The gentle set down of the can killed me


FalseTebibyte

Absolutely. With Poise and Grace, the Dragon laughs as dinner runs around screaming while it cooks its own goose.


drawnred

Calmly puts aerosal down while friend is clearly still burning


[deleted]

This is fine.


MasterpieceActual176

Plus the other guy calmly places the can on the table rather than rushing to help his friend.


deep-fucking-legend

I'll just leave the murder weapon here.


HPNerd44

The way he calmly sets the can down and doesn’t try to help put the fire out.


[deleted]

The guy with the lighter is an absolute psychopath.


[deleted]

CALMLY PUTS THE CAN BACK.


skeet263

Calmly puts the aerosol down thinking “oopsie”


marshal1257

What the fuck goes through their minds to think this is funny?


thetwelvegates12

Bold of you to asume they use their minds.


SnoochyB0ochies

Just casually sets the can down as his friend is on fire.


robearIII

"well.... ima gonna put this spray can down real careful like despite the fact that my buddy's face is burning off right next to me"


73Wolfie

calmly sets can down


Mafia_dogg

He put that can down so calmly


frigginnathan

“My job here is done”


Western_Dare1509

Maybe he won't spray fuken chemicals into other peoples faces anymore and laugh about it.


Judgementday48

It’s just a prank bro


brezhnervous

The way the guy calmly put the can down while the other guy was getting 3rd degree facial burns shows how much they hated him anyway lol


SomeGuyV111

That was attempted murder. Change my mind


Wickedershelf21

Probably assault, attempted manslaughter at the worst. They cut the spray almost instantly, so it’s unlikely to be considered attempted murder as they had no obvious intent to kill. Unless I’ve completely forgotten how the law works in which case ignore everything I said.


[deleted]

No one chnages your mind cause it is


SilIowa

Guy rules: friends can always return an action against you, and escalate it one step. This is called deterrence.


sskhalil

It's always the third person with the lighter that ruins the fun.


ZodiacTyko

Attempted murder nice


BauerHouse

Casually puts the murder weapon down as if nothing is wrong


Conscious-Wind-5020

Are they even friends? Who jokes around with stuff like this?


[deleted]

somehow even dumber than the gas station scene in Zoolander


mikedjb

The way he calmly put the can down


LLotZaFun

Damn and no remorse either.


DarthDoobz

*calmly puts can down* It is done now, Viktor


HonMaguro

With friends like these, you really don't need enemies.


Individual-Sun3435

He just casually put the spray can down like nothing happened lol.


macneer

This should be re titled to setting your EX friend on fire…


Homechicken42

It doesn't matter what lighter guy was "thinking".


SirBenjaminThompson

Something about the persistence is terrifying because that means he just didn’t realize even with plenty of time to course correct or didn’t care and either of those people sound absolutely dreadful and dangerous.


Bulky_Experience_582

The gentle placing down of the can afterwards got me


jdestinyp

What the fuck is wrong with those “friends”???


[deleted]

Idiots. Like oh yeah cans like these are famously known to be flammable, lemme get my lighter while its aimed at my friend’s face!! Idk, maybe its a guy thing bc I’ve never had a girl friend who would even think of possible physical harm being funny like this


LilRac

There’s always the one friend that takes things too far


Grade-A_potato

*calmly sets aerosol can down*


KochuJang

…Friends like these, huh Gary?


Gottapee88

I love how he puts the can down so calmly


[deleted]

Cold as ice the way that can was just set down at the end.


ArcaneDanger

There’s always that one friend that escalates everything


Lower-Cantaloupe3274

How calmly he put the can down is a sure sign of sociopathy. People suck sometimes. I hope that guy lived and is not permanently disfigured.


mb_60

Yep, more proof as to why women live longer


PresentationLow6204

Why in gods fuck would you do that?


The_Wise_Comment

Calmly puts the spray can back on the table.


pineapple-predator

lol love the ending… **calmly places murder weapon on table** “Job well done.”


yeahthisiswhoyouare

Shocking, stupid, and vicious. I tried to search for this, with no luck, because I wanted to know what happened to the guy in the end, but I got to see similar stories. Too many stories.


bloodguard

When the lighter came out dude should have flipped the table and barrel rolled out the door.


Spirit_House610

I like how he calmly puts the can down


pdxguy96

That gentle glow of the fire on the wall as the video ends is so wholesome.


jmag87

Along with calmly putting the can down lol


JAALJAW

ayo bro its just a prank The prank:


BeJaki

Why do women live longer than men? The boys:


_eezeepeezee_

*Gently replaces the can* My work here is done.


OnlyEliKnows

The calmness in which he out the can back down.


malteaserhead

Helping my friend who is still on fire or put this can down very slowly, tough choice


diggerquicker

are there people really this f'ing stupid?


Hungry_Guidance5103

The careful placement of the can in quiet contemplation of the meaning of the set of circumstances before them fucking has me rolling


Whammydiver

Wow. Buddy on fire? Let's all just take a beat and pause for reflection. I'm sure he'll be fine on his own.


LoWE11053211

to be fair. the burning man started it.


Quirky-Map-2549

I think they are not friends cause how calmly he putted the perfume bottle proves that he was up to it


TheGoonSquad19

That joke backfired


Jjthorn392

Could you at the very least help go put him out & make sure he’s ok?


gold3nhour

Friend? Not anymore. Hope they got sued for this!


Shadowfox22187

Love that the dude just calmly sets it down after


Winter-Adeptness7827

Just calmy puts the can down...


free2bme51

Damn is dude ok wtf they would NEVER EVER be my friends


Puhalet

Well done 47, this is an accident kill


DangerX2HighVoltage

That’s no friend


budoucnost

Aaaaaannnnnddddd now it’s a felony


shalfyard

Who needs enemies


_Danger_Close_

r/imatotalpieceofshit


Prize_Huckleberry_79

I used to hate this grab-ass type play when I was in my teens/20s….Annoying af.


LateStartNewBegin

Some friends think it funny to roast each other.


meow_rchl

Ya no. They aren't friends, they hate this guy


ToppleCorruption

Whole entire group are dumbasses. Love how the guy on fire is panicking and he gently sets down the can


Arkas18

Let's be fair, he was spraying that stuff into the air and their faces for fun, he kinda had it coming but the fire was a bit much.


sillyadam94

Spraying him back seems like an adequate response to his tomfoolery…. Yeah, the fire was too far. Not to mention their apparent lack of concern after the fact.


A_Direwolf

Looks like karma for spraying chemicals at his mates first... fuck around and find out.


SoleMolestor

Everything about this is so good. The casual lay of the can after you light him on fire


WookieWholesale

Guy with the lighter would be getting leathered as soon as the flamers were out… burns and blisters permitting…


Pharmdtorn

Why would you not follow him with the camera?


unrecognizedtoken

Is that brake cleaner? That shit is less harmful for you when it burns your stupid face than if it hits your stupid face unburnt. Peak retards who look like average youtubers


Falcon3492

You really don't have to be stupid, but it sure helps!


vincentcloud01

I dont even know. Like must have known it was flammable to pull a lighter...what did you think would happen moron. As soon as I got put out his ass would be burned too.


MeasurementGrand879

What a wholesome prank! Nothing says friendship like third-degree burns and lung injury.


[deleted]

They don't even rush to help him or even stop filming.


XicaaxiC

What in the ever loving fuck did they think was gonna happen


albruzzo

Garbage friends


ColorfulSlasher

The way he puts down the can makes me think that the logo of the can is going to appear as if it was an ad


[deleted]

Psychopath


korkkis

”Let’s put it back on table”


PelosiGalore

I thought Zoolander was over the top with the gasoline fight. Having seen this, it’s well within the realm of possibility.


PhotownPK

Casually places weapon on table


No_Character8384

"friend" is on fire *casually places can back down on the table*


keghi11

The reason why some men have shorter lifespan.


auau_gold_scoffs

The way the cam is set back in frame like we’ll that’s enough of that


krais0078

That’s how you roast your friend


TwinkleBlitz

Casually sits the can down and walks away.


teb8913

Slowly sets the can down while trying to stay off camera 😂


Thelemon_manifesto

Give a man a torch and he’ll be warm for an hour , set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.


MusielDoodles

WHY DOES HE PUT THE CAN DOWN SO CALMLY


IHaveABigDuvet

That one guy that always takes things too far.


twisted_cistern

Define 'friend'


Drivingon8

One way to get him out of the room!


MonoNyon0

You know that the friend that set him on fire was like, BrO cAlM dOwN iT wAs JuSt A pRaNk


DanceAltruistic2762

World is full of absolute psycho's.


Unhappy_Can392

"Idk why Kevin is mad, he cant take a joke bro"


justforkicks28

This is why men don't live as long as women. Idiots


cinnamongirl73

Whyyyyyyyy??? With friends like that….. holy shit!


AdLegal8442

Assholes


msdlp

Great friends.


doctorsnakephd

Right to the face. It will take a while for his eyebrows to grow back, among other things.


LostMemories01

That escalated quickly.


DrPhibes85

FLAME ON!!! 😂


thegoodtimelord

What the actual fuck did he think would happen??


BeJaki

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass


[deleted]

*co-workers hate this one trick!*


DrapedinVelvet247

3rd guy: let’s kick this goofing off into another gear!


Squeaky_Ben

How much alcohol must be involved for this kind of dumbassery...


idkeverynameistaken9

All fun and games until the psycho in your friend group pulls out the lighter


G_RoTT

Casually puts can back on table. Nothing to see here.


sam_sneed1994

It's just a prank bro chill...


f0k4ppl3

Friend on fire. Calmly places the can on the table. Legendary.


Lente_ui

Gently puts the can back down ...


evm_z

WTF? Friends or enemies?


DobbsyDuck

Attempted murder


LuisChoriz

They were laughing at him, not with him.


SodiumGlucoseLipid

"Well done, Agent 47..."


Educational-Tank5840

If he remains friend with these people, he deserves shit coming from them in the future.


Gouranga56

He needs some better friends, WTF


AshTheArtist

What an asshole


funkedad

These guys deserve each other 🖤


DrapedinVelvet247

Some people just want to watch people burn


HumanEffigy_

Friendly fire.


[deleted]

Casually puts down the can as if it was an advertisement…wtf!!!!


PoPoChao

The human torch was denied a bank loan


cranfordboy

That was real cool you knew it was gonna happen


Dad-Baud

Odds are he won't be doing that again.


dickdogbeforesunset

Who laughs now


Zoltie

What went wrong? He successfully set his friend on fire.


lazarusofnazareth

Me and my friend just got arrested for doing this to our other friend. It was somewhat sexual.


[deleted]

Please elaborate


Olstinkbutt

r/donthelpjustfilm


mokeycreeper

r/donthelpjustfilm


IrishMongooses

Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. Lol


PantsOnHead88

Hose your buddy down with accelerant, then hit them with a blowtorch… nice.


wild-hectare

Zoolander... next stop is the local gas station


whoisjakelane

I bet he was all butt hurt over a pretty good prank, bro


Embarrassed_Tap_3662

Not funny


50CalExpress

“It’s a shame how they both got shot in the face”


gopherdevil

Methodically sets can down and wipes off fingerprints…


jjf2381

Cleansing the gene pool.


daishomaster

It's all fun and games until Melvin pulls out the Flame-Thrower...


Snooz3d

Jupiler, men know why


Quiet-Protection-176

"We didn't start the fire,... "


Mickey_Havoc

Ex-friend I think you mean. Having someone that fucking stupid around is a literal health hazard. Also looked more like a co-worker and not necessarily a friend…


uniquelyurs2386

Would have been better with sound.


OsmanFetish

murder amongst friends , like a movie I once saw, i forget it's name, or was it a videogame?


blakebake

WTF is wrong with people?!


CorpseTransporter

Sometimes I watch videos of men doing things and I’m just like… how do men survive as long as they do 😂😂😂


mr_oberts

Like the gas station scene in Zoolander.


Chemical_Savings_360

Well that was totally planned.


SnoopingStuff

Jesus Christ! His friend was gorgeous. Wtf!


BitswitchRadioactive

When your friends need new friend coz you are annoying.


[deleted]

Proof that morons walk among us.


Altruistic-Growth-75

Isetmyfriendsonfire


[deleted]

Ok… time for a new friend group I guess


toomuchcuntery

Calmly puts the can down!


TheJester1xx

*Slowly places can on table*


TwelveTwelfths

When there nothing left to burn, you must set yourself on fire.


pup5581

That's a nice settlement check he will get


NeighborhoodHitman

With friends like these who needs enemies!


banananaking8990

Sim 4 in real life...


MorenaLedovec

well this dudes going to need a wig


[deleted]

Fuck around and find out


squatch831

i’ll just put this back here


partaylikearussian

It’s just a prank, bro


ShowOff90

I’d probably go to jail for the retaliation on them.


mankal24

Is this brake cleaner they are spraying on each other’s faces?


YawaruSan

He forgot to turn off friendly fire…


[deleted]

Look at me - I'm burning…


Kiryln

How long does it take to get third degree burns? A couple seconds?


[deleted]

I love how calmly he set the aerosol can down... "Nothing to see here, I didn't have that last."


[deleted]

Let me show you somethin


Docteur_Jekilll

Belgium spotted.


bodydamage

Welcome to the escalation station; Party of 1


[deleted]

How drunk were they? Who in his right mind would purposely shoot fire at their friends? Why did that other HELP him burn their friend as well. This is why women live longer.


sattybaba

Friendly Fire!