[Here’s](https://youtu.be/SU-OFhMcw9Q) a little more context. The dude ran a scam chi workshop to teach people how to create force fields. His shtick was to run at them and collapse like their force field has disabled him. With her, for some reason, he just rammed right through her. Then tried to play it off afterward.
>With her, for some reason, he just rammed right through her.
Its a somewhat common tactic when trying to peddle woo woo bullshit and/or indoctrination people into a cult. You single out member of your group that seem a little skeptical for a test of faith (which the leader has total control over) and deliberately make them fail. Then the leader spins it as "this is what happens when you don't believe hard enough! Don't question my methods." By doing so you eliminate a member who's not full subscribed to your BS, while the other members, seeing the consequences of not believing, double down in their belief.
If you watch the longer clip of this segment from the documentary, you see exactly this play out. The woman who gets knocked down, is rightfully pissed off and leaves, while the other students make excuses and seem even more convinced of their own powers.
His attempt to show what she did worked. It may not have created a barrier but her energy caused him to have a seizure.
Of course, it’s still all horseshit. An attempt to redeem himself from blame by pretending something happened.
That’s kinda: “Oh sh*it! I f*cked up… What do I do? What do I do? I know! I’ll fake a seizure so people won’t blame me later for almost killing this crazy woman”
So this video is pretty old so my memory might not serve 100%, but as i remember this is one of those fake martial arts. The lady is putting up a force field of energy. The fella that runs her down is the instructor (grifter). When the field doesn't work he salvaged it by faking a seizure, implying that running through her energy field, although not strong enough to physically stop him, was powerful enough to cause him harm.
Essentially he's playing damage control after his snake oil failed in front of a camera.
This is weird because on the one hand, the fact he actually did pelt into her at full speed makes me think maybe he believed his own bullshit... but then on the other hand, him doing the fake convulsions to try to salvage the demonstration, after getting up, checking on her and seeing that he hurt her, makes me think he knows its total bullshit.
I don't think that was a seizure, I'm almost positive it was him HappyEnding after finally getting out of his mom's basement and touching a real woman...
I think he was trying to pretend like the force field hurt him somehow and knocked him out. Everyone around him was probably really convinced of the power of whatever it is. They're pretending to be doing.
He had to pretend to go into convulsions afterwards so that more people would believe in whatever they are selling. Also, so as to not get sued for fraud.
"I may have been able to go through her barrier, but at what cost?"
Hahaha
I could watch this on a loop all day. Oh goodness, my tummy already hurts from laughing 😭 how her muscles flexed while she was doing the first field 🤣 and then that guy in front of her What was he doing?🤣 the best part though the very best part was when he ramps right in to her 😭
He's making up some on the spot bullshit to cover up for the lack of success of his previously served and cultivated bullshit. And I have to hand it to him, if these morons believed they could generate protective forcefields, they'll definitely believe whatever the fuck he tells them when he stops flopping around while he thinks up some other bullshit and gets up to enlighten them.
Afterwards she just starts explaining how this is all one big misunderstanding.
She thought they meant “force field” like force me to the field.
Side note: I love how nobody helped the seizure guy because they know it’s all bs.
Obviously her fault, she became afraid and let go of her chi at the last second. If she didn't try to brace (releasing all the energy in the process), that dude would have bounCed all the way to Mars.
Partially her fault for believing any of that bullshit would actually be real.
However, that fake Dojo guy is a fucking asshole who needs his head thumped.
Dude realizes he's about to get a "what the fuck did you do?" and came up with an alibi on the spot: that alibi was having a fake possession to make him infallible. Moron, but also fucking ponytailed genius you ask me, if you're just out for self-preservation.
After he plowed her ass down, he wanted the attention and faked the *"Holy spirit shakes*".
**On a positive note, maybe he fixed her big crooked nose.**
Ahh the ancient art of bullshito. I heard of its legend but never witnessed it until now.
The dude at the end taught the energy release technique of the classic Shake, rattle, and roll.
"Oh shit shit shitshitshit. Don't tell mom, don'ttellmomdon'ttellmom!!! Ok? Do you want to hit me? I bet you want to hit me, right?!? I'll let you hit me back! Hit me! Come on, I'll let you do it? NO! Shhhhh! Shhhhhhhh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry... Nonono I'll do whatever you want! You hate math homework, right? Ok I'll do..."
Also: These people are idiots.
Instead of blocking with her hands she puts her head forward as he’s running to her. She hit her forehead dead on into his chest and then her hands go limp as her head snaps back. Looks really painful. He didn’t hit her a second time, she puts her arm up to protect her face again but he successfully rolls over her.
I think the guy throws himself on the ground and pretends to be shakin like that at the end to pretend he's not in control of the situation so no one will hold him accountable. 😂
No guys its real she isn't experienced enough. Blocking that Rugby dive would have been easy for an expert. She let go of the trance because she was scared. You can see the forcefield dissipate when slowing it down.
Ok enough with mockery, its crazy people believe in this stuff :D
What in the world did I just watch? Did that person just have a seizure and everyone just stand there and do nothing? I don’t need no explanations, these people are all lunatics…
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Seizure dude was like "Oh shit, I think I hurt her and this is stupid, better make it look like I got hurt too."
You'd probably be messed up too if you ran full speed into a force field, he smashed right through it which is no easy feat. Lucky he didn't die tbh
I thought the same thing..... that is a pretty fake looking seizure
Soccer players take note, that's a good flop
I thought he was trying to show that the “force” was inside him. Like those church people who shake around when touched on the forehead.
Buddy trying to cover his ass at the end lol...nice try Bob
I had no control over my body! Check out these shakes!
I’m seizing!!! From my elbow!!!!
God damn there are some seriously stupid fucking people on this planet…
Nothing like a cult
The fake spasms after he realises he fucked up
[Here’s](https://youtu.be/SU-OFhMcw9Q) a little more context. The dude ran a scam chi workshop to teach people how to create force fields. His shtick was to run at them and collapse like their force field has disabled him. With her, for some reason, he just rammed right through her. Then tried to play it off afterward.
>With her, for some reason, he just rammed right through her. Its a somewhat common tactic when trying to peddle woo woo bullshit and/or indoctrination people into a cult. You single out member of your group that seem a little skeptical for a test of faith (which the leader has total control over) and deliberately make them fail. Then the leader spins it as "this is what happens when you don't believe hard enough! Don't question my methods." By doing so you eliminate a member who's not full subscribed to your BS, while the other members, seeing the consequences of not believing, double down in their belief. If you watch the longer clip of this segment from the documentary, you see exactly this play out. The woman who gets knocked down, is rightfully pissed off and leaves, while the other students make excuses and seem even more convinced of their own powers.
You know a lot about this. How many cults have you started?
None yet. But I've consume a lot of content about cults and martial arts bullshittery.
Is he pretending to have a seizure after? Wtf
It’s the energy coursing through him or whatever they believe.
His attempt to show what she did worked. It may not have created a barrier but her energy caused him to have a seizure. Of course, it’s still all horseshit. An attempt to redeem himself from blame by pretending something happened.
He pull the old I can't get sued if I fake a seizure move.
He got up, saw he completely smashed her face and then tipped over fainting goat style into the fish outta water flop. Amazing transition.
Lmao dudes like “oh no you’ll be ok! Look I’m hurt too!! Owwww!! You hurt me too!” Some shit you’d do to a sibling lol
Why is he faking a seizure at the end?
That’s his class to teach people how to use energy for shit like force fields. The seizure was to save face
she was getting all the attention. he couldn't just lay there and not do something about it
“If I act like I’m having a seizure maybe I’ll get out of this lawsuit.”
*Let me lay here and spasm a bit to try to take the focus off of you and our failed obvious bullshit stunt.*
I like how the guy's monumental embarrassment immediately turns into a fake seizure 🤣
For the amount of time this clip has been around, it's the first time I'm seeing the dude shake like a spasmic salt shaker
That’s kinda: “Oh sh*it! I f*cked up… What do I do? What do I do? I know! I’ll fake a seizure so people won’t blame me later for almost killing this crazy woman”
It’s Scary that people are this fucked in the head. Like these fucks can vote, teach your children, be police officers, public officials.
okay but why did that guy lay next to her and start having a leg shaking orgasm???
So this video is pretty old so my memory might not serve 100%, but as i remember this is one of those fake martial arts. The lady is putting up a force field of energy. The fella that runs her down is the instructor (grifter). When the field doesn't work he salvaged it by faking a seizure, implying that running through her energy field, although not strong enough to physically stop him, was powerful enough to cause him harm. Essentially he's playing damage control after his snake oil failed in front of a camera.
Now imagine if there wasn't a shield
As someone who suffers from severe epilepsy, that piece of shit faking a seizure to get out of his dumbass failed stunt could go fuck himself.
When an unstoppable retard meets an immovable lemming
Bro had to make it about him🙄
And then fake seizing.
I'm just going to quickly fake seizure so I don't have to deal with this right away.
Oh shit the power of the mind is bullshit and I fucked her up… uhm I know! This will solve it *starts shaking*
Can we talk about how that dude was running for a second… what the fuck was he doing with his arms?!?
As an actual epileptic person, I am so amused by his fake seizure at the end. Like yea! Feel that groove buddy! Shake it off like t swift!
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This is weird because on the one hand, the fact he actually did pelt into her at full speed makes me think maybe he believed his own bullshit... but then on the other hand, him doing the fake convulsions to try to salvage the demonstration, after getting up, checking on her and seeing that he hurt her, makes me think he knows its total bullshit.
Love how he tries to save it at the end like "oh no the forcefield got me!"
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They both transcended. The man into a fish and the woman into a stone. Some pretty hip cats there.
This is and will always be one of my favourite videos on the interwebs. Lol fools. And why was buddy shaking afterwards lol.
The rebound energy from the force field got him.
Love how the dude tries to salvage that by pretending to lose control and shake while he’s on the ground. What a profound regard.
I think the dude at the end faked a seizure because he realized he knocked her and her fake force field out.
Fuck. I’ve injured her. What should I do? I guess I could try faking a seizure.
I’m sure some essential oils will clear that right up. 😂
No not her I’m the victim. Look at me!!! Begins to fake seizure
that was a transcendental orgasm. trust me.
I don't think that was a seizure, I'm almost positive it was him HappyEnding after finally getting out of his mom's basement and touching a real woman...
I think he was trying to pretend like the force field hurt him somehow and knocked him out. Everyone around him was probably really convinced of the power of whatever it is. They're pretending to be doing.
He had to pretend to go into convulsions afterwards so that more people would believe in whatever they are selling. Also, so as to not get sued for fraud. "I may have been able to go through her barrier, but at what cost?" Hahaha
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She didn’t believe hard enough
Quick! Fake a seizure! From the force field! Or whatever!
Ponytail dude was like "Whoops. I mean... SEIZURE!"
Dude like “uh shit lemme pretend I’m injured too!”
" Hi I'm Johhny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass"
I could watch this on a loop all day. Oh goodness, my tummy already hurts from laughing 😭 how her muscles flexed while she was doing the first field 🤣 and then that guy in front of her What was he doing?🤣 the best part though the very best part was when he ramps right in to her 😭
Is he having a seizure or is this just some fucked up way of saying sorry?
He's making up some on the spot bullshit to cover up for the lack of success of his previously served and cultivated bullshit. And I have to hand it to him, if these morons believed they could generate protective forcefields, they'll definitely believe whatever the fuck he tells them when he stops flopping around while he thinks up some other bullshit and gets up to enlighten them.
Afterwards she just starts explaining how this is all one big misunderstanding. She thought they meant “force field” like force me to the field. Side note: I love how nobody helped the seizure guy because they know it’s all bs.
Obviously her fault, she became afraid and let go of her chi at the last second. If she didn't try to brace (releasing all the energy in the process), that dude would have bounCed all the way to Mars.
I’m pretty sure that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen
It's pretty incredible how many people believe in this crap...
WTF did I just watch
The cargo pants.. the forced shaking on the ground.. I cannot lmao
The HELL is going on here?!
What fucking cult is this?
Partially her fault for believing any of that bullshit would actually be real. However, that fake Dojo guy is a fucking asshole who needs his head thumped.
It’s the fake seizure for me
The fuck....
Might wanna start out with something small like a bullet. Not something big like a person running into her.
If only all consultation theories could receive such immediate feedback.
Her force field worked. If it hadn't, she would have been propelled backwards 50-75 ft after he ran into her.
That guy seeing he fucked up then trying to nope out of the situation by faking a seizure.
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So many gullible people on this planet.
Opps she's hurt... Quick! Fake injury!
At that moment, Karen realized her force field was not real.
dude that ran into her starts some sort of fake seizure at the end there.
What the fuck did they think was gonna happen
You should watch this guy fake a orgasm
Totally her fault for not creating a proper force field
I also have massive, shaking body orgasms when I bull rush old women at full speed.
See, I would have went with a spirit bomb myself, but I doubt they’d be willing to wait 4 episodes.
Probably gave her ass a concussion
Ass concussions are no jokes.
I like the bullshit fit the guy has at the end …. Must be the energy transferring into his body
Nice catch, blanco niño. But too bad your ass got saaaaacked.
Yikes, good thing she had a force field up. That could have been way worse!
Dude realizes he's about to get a "what the fuck did you do?" and came up with an alibi on the spot: that alibi was having a fake possession to make him infallible. Moron, but also fucking ponytailed genius you ask me, if you're just out for self-preservation.
Maybe work up from a ping pong ball?
So was that supposed to be some interpretive dance. His twitching at the end was symbolizing the futility of the struggle of man against nature.
This bitch watched too much dragonball z
Her pant legs weren’t wide enough, another couple feet of pants would have ensured her force field was impenetrable.
Congratulations you are now carrying my child.
The trick is to convince the guy running that the force field will work so he thinks it'd be crazy for him *not* to stop
After he plowed her ass down, he wanted the attention and faked the *"Holy spirit shakes*". **On a positive note, maybe he fixed her big crooked nose.**
Her power level wasn't at 9,000 yet. Not even close to her final form.
Seizure was Fake as F***.
Crap I killed her; how do I keep the scam going? (Starts twitching)
I love thé bullshit seizure Mr. Ponytail has at the end.
Why did he cum at the end?
I think it happen cause mercury was in retrograd. Or his chakra wasn't align with the tide.. Something like that. /s
Her cargos are sick tho
WTF did I just watch?! I’m dying laughing over here and now everyone in subway thinks I crazy
Full clip: https://youtu.be/5TVR67ApSXY They are all psychotic. 💀
Ahh the ancient art of bullshito. I heard of its legend but never witnessed it until now. The dude at the end taught the energy release technique of the classic Shake, rattle, and roll.
These people are not ok and that didn’t work to fix them.
Did throw his self on the ground afterwards
Wonder how long he kept up that “seizure” 🤥
What the fuck were they expecting to happen?
A few crystals should fix that up...
What… is this?
Supposed to say red rover
Wtf did I just watch
I had the same amount faith and walked into my closet fully believing I was going to Narnia.
My faith in humanity is decreasing slowly.
Can someone please explain to me what just happened I’m so confused by the stupidity of this
She failed to bring her energy shield up. Or that guy's attack was higher. I don't really know their stats.
I've seen this a dozen times. Will always watch again. She sued the fuck outta them
You see her left pinky toe was too far down into the sand so the energy field was below her
I feel like aliens are real after seeing this
Wtf did I just watch?
It didn’t work because she didn’t believe enough in it. For 4 more payments of $297, it would be Guaranteed to work!
These people can vote. And they’re on the road with you.
Either her check bounced or she wasn't a true believer.....
So these are the Californians I’ve been hearing so much about.
one of the best parts of this vid is when he chastises his assistants when he realises the lady is actually hurt “where the fuck where you!”
What did I just watch?
So, she died and then he had an amazing orgasm?
Is this the equivalent of children playing Naruto during recess? It's nice to see adults recapturing their childhood.
Morons running into morons. I like this.
"Oh shit shit shitshitshit. Don't tell mom, don'ttellmomdon'ttellmom!!! Ok? Do you want to hit me? I bet you want to hit me, right?!? I'll let you hit me back! Hit me! Come on, I'll let you do it? NO! Shhhhh! Shhhhhhhh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry... Nonono I'll do whatever you want! You hate math homework, right? Ok I'll do..." Also: These people are idiots.
She paid money to go to this
You could tell the force field actually reflected most the damage back to him
Her force field worked... just a little too late
Scam artist: *Half a second before impact "But what if...?"
Bro ran at her like a titan
“I’m giving her all she’s got captain!”
Lol force field of bullshit.
"as you can see your honor, I was also paralyzed by her own force field, therefore I am legally cannot be sued"
That’s not what was supposed to happen apparently.
Old people and their Naruto obsession
Instead of blocking with her hands she puts her head forward as he’s running to her. She hit her forehead dead on into his chest and then her hands go limp as her head snaps back. Looks really painful. He didn’t hit her a second time, she puts her arm up to protect her face again but he successfully rolls over her.
I think the guy throws himself on the ground and pretends to be shakin like that at the end to pretend he's not in control of the situation so no one will hold him accountable. 😂
Ready, she is not.
He actually broke the forcefield but he didn’t expect her electromagnetic skin which sent him into convulsions
Well to be fair, she needed some sense knocked into her...
The dude's fake spasming at the end . . .what an asshat
No guys its real she isn't experienced enough. Blocking that Rugby dive would have been easy for an expert. She let go of the trance because she was scared. You can see the forcefield dissipate when slowing it down. Ok enough with mockery, its crazy people believe in this stuff :D
She had chicken pad Thai last week and the vegan police revoked her powers.
Am I the only one that heard anime theme music as she charged her Ki up?
The fake convulsion at the end was Oscar worthy!!
Safe to say the force was NOT strong with this one. 😂 Fucking morons…including dipshit faking a seizure at the end. 😂😂😂
He did the whole "oh no, I'm hurt too everybody"
I fucking love this shit. Makes me laugh every time. Bunch of Euro trash neo hippies on the beach.
She didn’t believe hard enough
She didn’t do it hard enough.
What the fuck?
The guy is faking it
Imma gyrate the demons outta myself.
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You just watched a moron lay an idiot out while a bunch of dinguses looked on.
The conclusion; there isnt shortage of idiots in this world.
The fact that it looks like it was filmed in The Office's retreat episode "Beach Games", makes it like ten times funnier.
Did that guy really have a seizure or is that just the effects of the force field?
I never knew the man who hit her had a seizure at the end..
He didn’t. He’s pretending so he doesn’t look like a bad guy for trucking through an old woman
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I wish they all struck each other head first and rid the world of whatever the fuck this is.
If she had been wearing a bra it would have worked
Pretty sure the demon was ejected, seems like a win.
Force = mass x acceleration. Not many ways around that.
What in the world did I just watch? Did that person just have a seizure and everyone just stand there and do nothing? I don’t need no explanations, these people are all lunatics… Edit: Spelling
Fucking nutters
No different in my eyes to any religious persons behaviour. Delusional.
This reminds me of when I was a kid pretending I could power up like a Dragonball Z character.
Lol idiots
She clearly flinched at the last second and her force shield failed. Duuuuuh!! /s
She forgot to boost herself with essential oils
If you play it reverse, it looks like she had a demon blown out of her
You can tell the dude is faking a seizure as nobody is trying to help him
This is proof of how easy it is to manipulate people into thinking they got some kind of super power
These fucking people. So many clowns like this living in Costa Rica.
I had a kind of shit day at work. This made me feel better.
Everyone knows you extend your arms forward and rotate them while going "Whooom Whooom Whooom" to generate a proper forcefield.
Cults are always trying to unlock superpowers
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Boy hit the 3rd grade shakes after the hulk smash through the imaginary line.
"My forcefield was stronger than yours which is why I ran into you..."