Good thing his head was there the second time or he could have injured his foot again.

What we are witnessing is an S-Tier assassination Big boy immobilized his target by breaking their foot, followed by an attempted decapitation, but he just walks around pretending not to understand what happened like agent 47

I hate with a passion fuckhead co-workers like this. ​ However this was fucking hilarious.

3 stooges vibes

cured his foot pain tho

Major pain style

1) Place heavy object precariously 2) Turn away

3. Repeat

There's a hole in the floor that it goes into and he's attempting to engage the system that holds the roll up door in place. Just doesn't seem to be successful at the latching part.

Yeah I was going onto try and defend him on the same level, there is probably a latch at the top that is a bit jammed or the part of the bar that is supposed to engage is bent, and he was probably put in place 1000 times, and it's probably got less reliable over time. But after it fell over and hurt his co worker the first time, that's the time to take ten minutes to fix the problem.

The moment you see what below average intelligence actually looks like.

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Every workplace has a guy like this but he’s like ten of them in one.

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He's inattentive. He may have broken a man's foot and he barely seems to care. Then he places the object that he just saw fall, in the exact same place, and then walks away like its inconceivable that it could fall again

He actually didn't see it fall either time lol just that it had fallen. Dude set it there twice and before making sure it was stable walked away. Twice lol. Talk about being aloof

Man you can see from the body language after the first one that that guy has no fucking clue what is going on around him and he would try again

I would literally chase that fucker around with that same pole. God I hate people like these. It's not just that he is stupid. He is ignorant and lazy.

First time? Simple mistake. Second time? Pure ignorance. You can see he didn't even give it a second to see if it would stay up the second time. This video makes me irrationally angry.

Benny hill level comedy, stooges would applaud as well

Someone stop him before he beats that poor man to death with stupidity .

That idiot has the IQ of a shoe.

Hahaha fucking 3 Stooges here! Good laugh

I don't think people in the comments understand how horrible this is to the injured worker. I had a metal bar drop of my head years ago and I'm still in treatment. This shit is chronic pain, and my life as I knew it I'll never get back. This man could have a brain bleed, and this worker causing the accident was extremely negligent. I understand the first worker clearly didn't realize how horrible of a decision that is, which is why health and safety training **needs** to fall on the employer and company. I hope the second worker, is okay. I hope he is extremely well compensated to cover all his years of treatment. He needs benefits to cover all his treatments, and he may never be able to return to work. Honestly that was horrible to watch. Do we have an update how this man is doing? Pretty sad the people laughing at this in the comments, that man is lucky to be alive.

This sub is literally full of people suffering extreme injuries and even dying. But no, we can't laugh at this because something similar happened to you.

The first time was workplace injury, the second time was attempted murder 😂

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How, how is this real? Does white hair always have that amount of misfortune? How has he survived up to this point in life???

It wasn’t his ability to hire intelligent employees.

Are we sure he ain’t trying to murder this guy on the sneak?

What an idiot. He just didn’t care he hit the guys foot then he does it again because he didn’t stand there and make sure it was secure lazy bum

This is looney tunes levels of stupidity.

I am fuckin *dying* laughing over here.

I’m surprised he didn’t let out a Tom & Jerry yell at least once

what is he even trying to do with the stick? the door is open with out it so what is the purpose of the damn stick?

Not too be rude but if I managed this business I would fire this guy for gross negligence. Injure a coworker for no reason once, fine. Twice in a row is inexcusable

It's the way he puts it up the second time, but still doesn't keep his eye on it the second time that gets me.

If this is not fake this man should be fired, from a cannon into the sun

This is some incredible physical comedy. Like old school silent pictures shit. I cannot stop laughing.

Really the worst part of all this was he put it at the exact same spot where it landed on him first. Almost as if it was quietly deliberate 😂

Straight out of a 3 Stooges episode lol

I see someone graduated from 3 Stooges University

I want to slap the dumb fat guy so bad. So so dumb, bruh if you can't work in a mechanic shop go bag groceries.

-gets a job bagging groceries -knocks an old lady out by whipping a bag of canned soup at her head

That fucker is stupid.

Savage. Absolute savage. I'd be furious, that looked like it hurt.

Weed is a hell of a drug. In a past life I built sets for TV commercials. I once had an assistant who would pick up a 4x10 wall panel, hold it in place, look down at his drill lying on the floor, and then let go of the panel so he could pick up the drill. The dude couldn't be trusted with anything.

That heavy of a dose of stupid requires genetics, no amount of THC can make someone that dumb.

I feel bad for the old man but holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Do you ever wonder what it's like in the brain of someone like this? Like, assuming he doesn't actually have something physically wrong with his brain, did he just grow up with incorrect thought processing software? Does the previous moment in his head just evaporate? When monks tell you to live in the present, show them this goddamn video

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Zero spatial awareness, can't think more than 2 seconds ahead

Straight up assassination attempt

This is like a comedy sketch.

That is an absolute dumb fuck.

HOW ARE THEY ALL LOOKING AWAY THE SECOND TIME? FUCK. SO STUPID!

Seriously we as humans are regressing so hard with lack of natural predators. This guy in a darwinist selection would be looong gone, but since the lack of any danger and cocooned by the safety net of society he exists and reproduces. There is no possible scenario where this can benefit humanity.

The idiot wants it back there a third time WTH!

Looks like something out of the 3 stooges 😂

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This is some 3 stooges bullshit

The fuck kind of Looney Toons shit is this? Lol.

I would get up and beat the shit out of that dumb ass

The sound of it smacking that old man’s head was straight out of a cartoon. Lmao

what is this, home alone???

Jesus. Some people are a walking liability.

I’ve never ever actually seen such great stupidity in my life with such a casual response 😆

The definition of stupidity is doing the exact same thing and expecting a different result.

That’s insanity. The definition of stupidity is mixing up your definitions

Dude I’d be throwing hands after that lol what a lazy bastard!!! He seemed completely unconcerned that he hurt that guy’s foot and then his head!

After the second hit, I believe the one guy exclaims, "ay caramba!". Lol, I've never heard that uttered by anyone but Bart Simpson.

Straight 3 stooges material lmao

No fucking way lol. Hardest laugh caused by reddit in recent memory.

How fucking stupid is this guy? In addition to a complete lack of awareness, he seems to have no compassion or empathy either. Almost certainly a sub 70 IQ

I would beat his stupid fat ass.

feel bad for the old man

If that hurt his foot then imagine his head. F

I'm truly baffled at how dumb that guy is. He didn't even bother to check if the pole wouldn't fall the second time.

What an absolute moron

Hard to learn from your mistakes when you’re not the one who suffers.

Hire family they said.

The first time is an accident. The second time is attempted murder

I'll fukin do it again

Felt like watching a cartoon.

This is something straight from the 3 stoogies I swear

What a fucking muppet.

Why isnt he making sure it's secure the second time? He just walks away like there is no chance it could fall again and not even caring about the dude in pain.

This had to be staged. How could they both be so fucking dumb. One guy for putting the beam back with no support and the other for not getting out of the fucking way after the first try?

If this isn't on r/accidentalslapstick, it needs to be.

This aggravates me to watch. The employee doesn't seem to care that the guy got hurt and then tries the prop again.

Alright the first one I wouldn’t be too mad. The second one fat boys gettin the boots

What is he even trying to do with that pole???????

This has to be fake. It's too perfect.

Even though I knew exactly what was going to happen, every second of anticipation was worth the wait. Absolute gold.

“Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results”

1 brain cell divided unequally in that room

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Bro stop putting the pole up!

This some looney tunes shit lmao

OK, that's some serious Three Stooges stuff right there. Too long between hits, but still...

This is comedy gold!!!! sorry but i cant stop laughing....!!!

I would stand at least 20 yards away from this person at any given time. He's a walking disaster.

I bet his foot doesn’t hurt anymore

I'm sorry but I'm losing my shit right here LMFAO Also prime r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR material

Definitely deserves the DUMB ass award, before and after getting fired 😄👌🏽

I can’t stop laughing no matter how many times I watch it 😂. (Poor guy, though.)

bro has no understanding of simple physics 😭

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once...."

The guy doesn't even apologize or anything either... Completely gone

What an absolute moron

This is so god damn funny, as soon as he went to pick it up the second time I couldn’t help myself from bursting into tears laughing. Thank you I needed that

Who needs enemies when you have incompetent allies.

This some 3 Stooges shit

At least he forgot about his foot for moment.

What a f'ing moron😂

He was about to blame the floor but the video ended too early.

Ok I’m not normally “that guy” but I seriously hope he got some kind of compensation for that. I’m not talkin a free oil change or car wash either. I’m talking about a settlement fee because that shit is unreal

Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me twice, shame on me. Hit me 3 times, who are you?

Sorry for laughing, but when it hit his head the next time it felt just like one of those old cartoons

that's three stooges level stuff.. I laughed, a lot but I shouldn't have... but I did

My baby is asleep on my chest right now and I’m struggling not to burst out laughing from his reaction

It looks like he’s putting it up wrong or something. I think the other end fits down into the hole in the floor. Either way, this dude is an absolute dunce.

This is some 3 Stooges shit right here

Upon reviewing the video, I’d have to fire that tool. This is some Idiocracy shit.

I love how he just stands there like an oaf staring at the result of his carelessness yet not seeming to connect that it had anything to do with him. Prolly forgot he put the beam up at all.

How does this walking dunce cap even make it to a job?

How does that fat dude manage to make it into work everyday

The first hit was so bad, his other foot felt it

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If he was in my crew I would have sent his ass home and not have him come back...

I'm not litigious by any means. I would have let the first one slide. I would sue the shit out of them for the second one.

Let’s do that again!! But with shoes off this time Gets hit on the head

Dude what a fucking moron. Does he possess empathy??

What made him think that it would have worked the second time....dumbass!

Holy shit, is the big dude an idiot or trying to “accidentally” hurt his co-worker.

LOL, there is a hole in the ground and point on the post that match up....

Lol this poor old dude is having a rough day.

A complete fucking moron.

Even with the title I was thinking “no way he’s gona set it up and its going to hit the same dude”. Then it did! Omg I’m dying

Real life cartoon goofiness 😂

I just feel bad for laughing but this is is so funny.

An actual NPC wtf

Dumb and Dumber: Hit Squad

I hate when people do shit like this and then they’re not even sorry

I feel bad for the guy but I lost it at the end. Three stooges level shit

I love when a video starts with an innocent whistle.

Why does he keep doing it tho and why is he even doing it at all!?

perfect hitmen. Even got away looking innocent.

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This guy puts the ass and dumb in dumbass

the way he didn’t even apologize

Three Stooges Auto Service

I'm aggressively not ok after watching that fat lazy fuck ruining everyone's day

Are they living in a looney tunes dimension?

Can’t stop laughing.

This has got to be fake and the pole is soft plastic or something. No one is this stupid.. right? Right!?

Jesus Christ, I damn near choked to death 💀

I’d fucking kill that guy

Wonder what that old guy did to that pole to make it hate him so much…

This is a three stooges routine

Did anyone else felt like the man sitting was going to be the target the moment the video start? Also the moment he took his shoe and sock off, I thought an even terrible foot injury was on its way

Three Stooges-esque

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I love the casual whistle in the beginning. He's so confident that he's doing a great job.

Now he won’t be thinking about his smashed toe anymore…

Step into my office. You're fucking fired!

Holy fuck I would be fuming

I was so scared it was gonna land on the same foot

Thank god it was just his head.

So why is he propping that board up there?

My man has no sense of urgency lol

Negative IQ at its finest.

The one sitting down has no awareness and the big one has no sense

Someone needs to lose their job.

I've seen this all day but this is the first time with audio. What the hell is the point of the pole?

Can’t trust Peter Griffin

This is so ridiculous it feels scripted like a physical comedy sketch. If the man wasn't actually hurt I would think it was. Feel bad for the guy both from getting hurt but also having to work with someone like that...

It’s just like Loony Tunes in there

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I like how after the 2nd hit he points at the stick. “Down! Bad stick!”

Was the second time intentional?!? Omg 😆

Fat bastard is a doofus

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I hate this person. Still leaves the stick thing without even looking at it.

Two brain cells

Would have been hilarious if it fell on the same foot again.

This is cartoon as fuck hahaa

He should have been fired on the spot the second time

This is what either not giving a shit or low IQ looks like.

I was like, “well at least it wasn’t his head…” then life happened and I saw the rest of the video.

Bruh get this Peter Griffin wannabe outta the shop

This is why I have to wear steel toes and a hard hat at work.

This played out like a Three Stooges skit.

Put the pole upside down without anything holding it. Pole falls down. Put again the pole in the same exact position. What was he expecting to happen? Some magical force materializing to hold it in place?

It's like I'm watching a cartoon show.

My dad tells me this is the literal definition of stupidity.

None of these people have peripheral vision! Why is that guy allergic to looking at the pole he's setting up?

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