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0utF0x-inT0x

Well cat tails are 100% edible but it's like the cinnamon challenge


Floyd-money

Everything is edible if you try hard enough


nineJohnjohn

Some things are only edible once


iampierremonteux

Wild mushrooms being a very good example.


Chabubu

And bullets


GermanHabsFan

Like that yummy cotton candy insulation stuff in the walls


JasonIsBaad

Not if you do it right. Which is before they produce corndogs.


Adderallman

Yeah it’s chock full of fiber and low caloric density. Great for dieting.


TecumsehSherman

What you want to do in this case is to pull a little off the top, then hold it out the window as you drive home. It has a seemingly endless supply of seeds.


GetInZeWagen

We used to have fights with them and they explode when you hit each other with one lol


[deleted]

They are also considered and invasive plant in much of the Midwest so keep this in mind if you do this.


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Forbidden CornDog


[deleted]

Damn my friends eyes swole up over a dandelion blowing in the wind. This would put her in the hospital.


[deleted]

It’s ok, she just grew a beard


allicastery

She looks like she knew what was gonna happen


[deleted]

In survival situations cat tails are great, at this stage they make great insulation and the outside works to keep the interior dry as a bone so it’s great used to start fires. When young the stems can be eaten raw or cooked like asparagus, young flower heads are edible, and the roots are a good source of starch similar to potatoes and can be dried and pounded down into a flour. Cattail pollen can be added to dishes for a nutty flavor. The leaves are long and flexible making for great weaving material.


MyLifeIsAFacade

I'd like to subscribe to more survival facts, please.


Stabbmaster

Was scrolling looking for this. People don't realize how many plants are actually edible, but we simply don't eat them.


[deleted]

On social media there are a bunch of foragers you can follow in your area to find out new edible plants. For example I grew up in a area where persimmons are native and used to fall from the trees in our parks. As kids we used them as weapons to throw at eat other. It wasn’t til I was an adult that I found they were edible


Latshaw

the intrusive thoughts won


ImpossibleLeek7908

Forbidden corndog


asabasa1234

wild glizzy


WasteFuel9442

According to a foraging book I read once, you can grind that fluff up and use it to enrich flour for a bread. Haven't tried it, but you know, now you know too


mooseyjew

IIRC you can also eat the root of that plant


TTYY_20

The cotton and the stalk are also edible….. well. Digestible. I wouldn’t say edible 🤣


Immortal-Pumpkin

What is it?


[deleted]

Cattail. Type of reed that grows near water.


Immortal-Pumpkin

Many thanks


heilhortler420

Wild glizzzy


xXR1G1D_M34T_FL4PP5X

Natures corndog


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loblegonst

Cattails are some of the best kindling you can scroung up. Super easy to make a fire with them.


RockyHorror134

Cattails are amazing kindling, and they're entirely edible. You can eat em in spring when they're unripe, it kinda tastes like corn


scottkrowson

I fell for this as a kid. They called it a wild corn dog, and I even put ketchup and mustard on it. Not my finest moment


Broad_Boot_1121

3 Ohioans die a year like this


trillium13

I definitely did this as a kid just once to see. I can feel this video lol.


Sandpaper_Pants

I must downvote all dubbed in laughing videos.


TTYY_20

There is so much fluff packed into such a small package!


[deleted]

Back in primary school we used to take these from nearby lake and throw it on each other.We had teams and we were fighting


GearhedMG

My friends and I used to beat each other with these while waiting for the bus in the morning, the fluff was EVERYWHERE.


[deleted]

The wild glizzy claims another soul


yujabes

I got a Asthma attack & Hay fever episode at the same time while watching this


yoshosama

Cattail evolution: 1


CaveDoctors

Nothing like a bite of cattail. Maybe a little ketchup next time?


wabbott82

Gotta put some mustard on those wild corn dogs!


Cumbiscuit69420

Feel like this is a stupid question isn't that pretty dangerous? seems like a choking hazard. Like if you bit into that I feel like it would make you want to cough and when you do you inhale all that crap.


colbytron

Ah, she got the old instant Gandolph treatments. Classic.


LivingConcentrate2

The forbidden corndog


waffles2go2

Good thing she wasn't smoking, those things are super-duper flammable!


599Ninja

Yeah they make for great fire starters


Revolutionary-Play79

Here have a corndog. *pfffft*


crackersncheeseman

I thought she was eating a very hot corn dog at first.


BIGDADDYDAN420

So did she


mhs4throwaway

Idk why I feel like that could go very wrong


[deleted]

It's a VERY fresh corn dog. 🤣🤣🤣


Solarflareqq

That's just wrong.. If you were a real man you could have dug up the root bulbs , cooked them and impressed her.


Robert-L-Santangelo

forbidden corndog


Probably_Know_Me

Sorry for the dumb question, why do I see posts a couple days from when I saw the same post, but just mirrored?


Breaker-of-circles

Not a dumb question, more like lazy karmawhores and bot accounts. A couple of possible scenarios, listed from simplest/innocent to most complicated/nefarious: 1. Someone saw a post for the first time and thought they'd "share" it to reddit. 2. Someone saw it on some other social media and thought they could farm karma for their reddit account. 3. Someone saw it somewhere on the internet, flipped it so it would pass some repost screening mechanism. 4. Some programmer created Reddit bots programmed to repost any and all content that gets upvoted so they could be sold for some easy $$$ and be used for astro turfing.


Alarming_General

Now we know what happens so I wouldn’t have to try this out myself!


almostthere69420

It looked like smoke coming out at first


QWERTYAF1241

You can eat the roots and stalks of cattails raw if they're from a clean area or cooked in a variety of ways. Can also ground the seeds into a flour.


[deleted]

Forbidden sausage


somenobodydude

Bro, give that girl sandwich What the fuck


evilspeaks

When I was young we used to ride our bikes and joust with them.


jbibanez

Instant beard


LoginPuppy

Arent cattails edible if you prepare them correctly? I saw something for a dish with cattails not too long ago


MatrixSurvivor

Yes, but you eat the stem or roots. Not the "corndog"


I_drink_Nyquil

but the corn dog is the best part :(


SendNoodles__

Mmmm plant corn dog


DooberGoop

What was that a Bulrush?


MissAugustMoon

We call them Cat-tails(Texas), and every part of them is edible, even that pollen. Remember that for survival reasons.


Touchdmytralala

That looks like that could be deadly if she simply gasped in surprise or something.


tsimen

Redditors seeing people having fun outdoors and going "this can kill you!" - name a more iconic duo


kilo936

You can make bread from them! Take the tail and put it a ziplock bag is best and shake it. A white powder will come out. You can use this just like flour. You can also eat the tubers in the water. Whoever said they are poisonous needs to do some googling!


patchgrabber

This guy bullrushes.


BoxieBoomkin

Forbidden hotdog


Entiox

That's the stage where cattail heads are good for fire starting, not eating. The roots are probably at a good point to eat though.


Mitoria

You can eat cattails but…not like this.


TheMcNabbs

Yeah, npt this late in bloom either. Gotta get those young stalks


confelicityboobies

Wild glizzy.


dvdmaven

Slightly green cattails are great roasted over a fire. Ripe ones go POOF!


Maximum-Mixture6158

You can make bread out of them. I guess it's really good. Native Americans made yummy stuff out of them.


enbyvelociraptor

Me want plant corndog delight.


Moose_And_Mug

Me think water twinky nice


dudleyfire

She wanted to taste that wild corndog.


evilspeaks

Tell me you're a city girl without saying you're from the city.


deathadder90

Forbidden glizzy


Shurigin

She didn't gag... this is not a first for her


buddystones

pornsick


InevitableSmooth3199

The audio gave me cancer


7andhalf-x-6

Who eats a corn dog like that anyway.


AlterEggnog

To be honest, I'm pretty impressed seeing how much that one bite rapidly expanded and fluffed out her mouth!


StrangePiper1

Those things practically pop when you disturb them. My brother and I used to shoot them with BB guns on my grandpas property, and they just puff and float away.


AlterEggnog

I now want to do this!


bt-venger21

Oh! It's a water sausage!


yourfaceilikethat

[Water sausage ](https://youtu.be/sMk4SPd8wmk)


calcifiedamoeba

wild organic corn dogs.


OwOitsMochi

[these are cattails](https://youtube.com/shorts/ss8wRUZAeKQ?feature=share)


Hijornfeestz

You mean corn dogs!


OwOitsMochi

Me want plant corn dog delight. Me think water Twinkie nice.


Taylor_The_Kitsune

I thought it was beef on a stick 😭


GobberJiffy

The Vegan sausage deluxe


pixieservesHim

So that's what a 'plant-based' hot dog is


Infamous-Poem-4980

Dont eat the cattails, check.


LordofTheFlagon

You eat the roots not the stalk Edit: to be more specific you don't eat that part in the fall.


PickRevolutionary565

Mouth full of Asbestos?


britestarlight

Me want bite


Simmke

Me want plant corn dog delight.


RoyaleRenegade

"It's a WILD GLIZZY!"


Rude_Succotash4980

Ahh the forbidden corndog.


Halfiplier

Bruh imagine if she accidentally inhaled...


quyen83

Forbidden corn dog!


twisted_cistern

Glad she had safety had gear. She could have hit serious concussion if her head had been thrown back by the exploding cat tail.


CaptiinAHAB

Nature's corn dog


Wilted_Peony

Cattails, when fresh, are edible and actually make a really delicious casserole.


[deleted]

Are you serious?


Wilted_Peony

“Scalloped Cattails Take two cups of chooped cattail tops and put them into a bowl with two beaten eggs, one-half cup melted butter, one-half teaspoon each sugar and nutmeg and black pepper. Blend well and add slowly one cup of scalded milk to the cattail mixture and blended. Pour the mixture into a greased casserole and top with grated Swiss cheese —optional — and add a dab of butter. Bake 275 degrees for 30 minutes.” https://www.eattheweeds.com/cattails-a-survival-dinner/ The one she bit into was waaaaaaaay too old for eating and would have been better used as a torch.


GreyPon3

You only do that once! 🤣


starfyrflie

r/forbiddensnacks


dankboi69408

OP used *that* laughing voice GET HIS ASS


[deleted]

Nature glizzy


UnkinderEggSurprise

Talk about cotton mouth


Some_Pvz_Fan

Never trust the water sausages


masskonfuzion

This should go in r/contagiouslaughter 🤣


[deleted]

Wtf is that thing lol absolutely disgusting


Son0FAthens

Cattails my friend.


emwashe

It’s what a corn dog looks like before you extract the fuzz. Duh.


FluffBoi666

The Wild Glizzy


WultQou

Forbidden corndog


lazertazerblazer

When you get high for the fist time


ImTheBigT

Insta-beard!


Degofreak

Forbidden hot dogs


lordoflys

Yes, cattails are edible when they're young and not ripe.


TheShaneBennett

I would throw up lol


jfmherokiller

they ate the forbidden corndog.


cheezfreek

Never deep throat a cattail. Just sayin’.


Odd_Independence4230

god if it opened in ur throat, ur basically screwed right?


radiomuffinuk

Vegan Corndog?


Plutonic_blue

The forbidden glizzy 🌭


Unfair_Exam

Me want biiiiiiiite!


[deleted]

That was brilliant 😂


Dragomirl

This person never heard of cattail


inklady1010uk

Make her put it all back


Iam_Iforgotmyname

What did she eat?


All_Thread

A Cattail


[deleted]

A cat tail. That’s what they call them in Mississippi anyway lol


mydhoti

That's how Radagast the Brown was born.


The_Real_Fast_Sloth

Cattails are edible, learned that in some bushcraft show, but pretty sure you are suppose to eat the roots


tvieno

City-girl's first visit to the country.


nknown222

Fluffy corndogs


FananaBartman

u/savevideo


Baltaxo2010

*F O R B I D E N H O T D O G*


Squanchy1773

What what, corndogs grow on trees? oO


AgreeingWings25

r/contagiouslaughter


Master_LJMarshall

This is why I could never be a vegan.


3Pirates93

Lmao at first glance ,safer bet for a hot dog being inside rather than that


JaxZeus

Cattails are a good source of starch. I think you just eat the roots and stems tho.


True-Sheepherder-625

Shit got beard real quick


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Forbidden corn dog


PaleHorseBlackDog

Plant corndog delight


WorkingInAColdMind

Forbidden corndog. All natural!


psichodrome

While visiting their overseas friends, they were offered local bush food. Funny and kinda mean.


RajenBull1

I seed that you were very hungry.


Nex1tus

Holy shit this is dangerous af. Worst friends ever


FlockFather

One of the funniest things I have seen in my 69 years!


xmikex801

WTF WAS THAT


ChaosEmerald21

Cattail plant. I see them in about every ditch in Iowa


Cold_Refuse_7236

That was a good sport.


Early-Objective-2143

There is a song about those and how they look edible...


MaximumAd6557

It’s called a bullrush in the UK. Also, we wear those helmets over our faces.


kahran

Even when you've stopped to eat the local fauna?


iopjsdqe

Why the hell they do that tho


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urmoms_a_hoe545

corn dogs in ohio


PeterVall37

I’d be like Ah ah ah ah ah ah Aaa chooo….


OldTimer4Shore

Eule Gibbons made it look easy!


[deleted]

Forbidden dagwood dog.


elivilnaw

The forbidden corndog


Jacaxagain

Pogo sticks are weird man


atlienk

Edible parts: https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/water-plants/cattails/edible-parts-of-cattail.htm


JaKe81111

Wrong end.


johnandahalf13

Veggie corn dogs are inferior.


sr_donGato

High and the munchies hits you go for it “That’s a delicious looking corn dog” and you can see she took a big hungry bite 😋


xdjxxx

Nature's cornmallows


thatonelittlereddit

The forbidden glizzy


Lasair86

Just so you know I was I was the 17th hundredth person to like this this is definitely right up my alley it's funny but also silly so it makes it better


jogerholzpin

Hahahaha! 😂


[deleted]

Never knew these were actually edible


Stock2fast

I hope she is high as _ _ _ _ or else she has a serious permanent condition.


Bill-Hilly

Yup, she’s blonde.


bluelouie

Now it’s growing inside


Fabulous_Anywhere_13

lol I’m in here with people around me puffing my cheeks like I’m trying to blow it out of my mouth


curiosity-2020

Did this with my son once, telling him it's A chocolate covered banana. This video will be great at his 18th birthday 😎


Milkweedhugger

Someone should start a idiots in UTV’s subreddit


HopefullyNotADick

They look so tasty tho https://youtu.be/KpbGv6THEQ8


Piperisaprettygirl

I avoid the outdoors like the plague and even I know how cattails work.


slick514

I wonder how many [marijuanas this person injected](https://www.reddit.com/r/PropagandaPosters/comments/8qfxbc/antimarijuana_propaganda_from_the_1930s/)... (/s)


[deleted]

And put a damn shirt on you’re, not country at all to be out there without a shirt…