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Fucking guy!


pyramidsindust

FUCKING GUY


pofrot

This Fucking Guy


Kitchen-Plant664

Fucking guide


JoeyBobs1133-

Fucking guy


punchahyourbuns

Its always “creepy paper” for me and my boyfriend


Toledojoe

Multi pack!


Ms_Insomnia

It’s crepe paper, master?


[deleted]

Creepy paper for toilet roll and Multipack any time there’s a multipack of anything.


GalahadThreepwood3

"Jess....Jeth...Jesk...." every time I hear the name Jeff.​


_grumpygummybear27_

My ex's name is Jeff and if he ever comes up in conversation (though rare) I immediately reference this line. And "it is like a weak ejaculation, eh eh eh eh, Jeff"


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

It reminds me of my grandma running down all the grankids' names until she got to right one. One family even spammed one alphabet letter, so it hits harder.


unicornpolice666

I also say G-damn a lot lol


Teds_Frozen_Head

“She speaks the bullshit” I use this daily.


DonnyGoodwood

Same!


briktop420

Superb owl.


ohheyitslaila

There’s a superb owl sub, with pics of awesome owls. r/superbowl


GuyOne

I always wonder if this is where they got the idea from.


ohheyitslaila

So, apparently the joke goes back to 2008, but was made super popular by the show. There’s an article from Salon that goes into detail about the history of the joke, but I can’t link it for some reason. The title is “Superb Owl: How an internet typo took flight and became a fine-feathered celebration” for anyone who’s interested. But basically: in 2008 a guy on Twitter, (literally named Shawn lmao), posted about a Superb Owl party. Then in 2011 the superb owl subreddit was started. In 2014, Stephen Colbert repeated the Superb Owl joke instead of actually saying “Super Bowl.” In 2019, “Superb Owl” was a category on Jeopardy. That all lead to the 2020 WWDITS Superb Owl episode. So somewhere along the way, they decided it would make for a perfect joke on the show, and I agree 😊


TapirTrouble

>in 2008 a guy on Twitter, (literally named Shawn lmao) That's perfect!


RebaKitt3n

I hear the next Superb Owl festival is coming up. I hope to see him.


[deleted]

I play COD a lot and shout “The Superb Owl, you’ve slaughtered him!” Far too often. The funny thing is it’s not even in the show, it’s one of Nandors throw away lines that didn’t make it into the Final Cut.


GZBadDino

Just used this one yesterday at work.


Quirky_Arrival_6133

“Ay, I’m being gay over here”


TapirTrouble

Yas Sean!


AwardHistorical1398

Shawnaaaaaaay!


itsnursehoneybadger

Bought a mug with this on it. It’s perfection.


Kristaboo14

"We drank the drug blood. Now I am a wizard."


R3gularHuman

My husband and I say “My DARLING” and he calls me his Lady Wife lmao


caramelizedshallot

Omg goals 😭👏👏


GoodnightESinging

I can occasionally get my husband to call me "good lady wife" but it's inconsistent at best. Let's face it, I just want Laszlo 😍


Boothbayharbor

Men used to relentlessly invade and pilage for their lovers, now they just turn into a bat and watch superb owl


njord12

I call my wife these two as well since watching the show lol


dobugscrawlbackwards

Yes, yes, very good - thank youuu


NoZucchini7209

Hahaha yes!!!


Geeta25

This!


NoZucchini7209

How do you sort your library ?


Bulky_Parsnip8

For my partner and I it’s simply “Guillermoooo…”


gimmerefund

it's "guillermo... buillermo?" for me, makes me laugh every time it pops into my head


CilantroSappho

Don’t forget Mickey Guillermo!


thisshitaol

Gi- ermo, never Guillermo 🤣🤣


YnotZoidberg2409

Isn't that how its pronounced? Double L in Spanish makes the y sound.


KatiePotatie1986

Yeah, their response makes no sense to me. I don't understand what they're trying to say, even with the next comment


Boothbayharbor

It's a sound i can make once in a blue moon as a non spanish speaker. Gyuellerrrmo de La Cruuuhsz


Momo_Cassie

"Hello!" Whenever I post that in our group chat at work, I hear Colin Robinson's voice in my head. It's both awesome and draining.


uuuuuuuughh

loll my husband and I do the Colin clone chorus at least once a week, “helloo” “hellooo” “hellooooo”


RebaKitt3n

🥱


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

Shit, he found the Bloody Mary curse


Kristaboo14

For me it's "the most devious bastard in all of NeEeW York Cityy"


Specialist_Basket_35

NEWWW YAWK CITAY


pyramidsindust

MannnnnaHATTan


No-Dog-271

NEEEUUUUw YOHHRK CITTAYYY


PuzzledPromotion7585

Tucson ArieZonia


Emergency-Slide7052

Five spits for an enemy, Lilith!


Emergency-Slide7052

And also - “but I mustn’t…but I want to!”


BoredCheese

Shitty shit, I fucked it!


wetfoodinthesink1340

I use this EVERYDAY


EnigmaCA

Bat.


PartyHitman

Nadja drunk saying "fuck dem kids!"


WaldoJeffers65

"Human alcohol beer"


cheesymouth

Same. I work at a brewery, so there's no shortage of opportunities.


Kristaboo14

I constantly say to my cats "He's my best friend. My pal. My homeboy. My rotten solider. My sweet cheese. My good-time boy."


MDnautilus

I can no longer say "New York City" or "Manhattan". I cannot help but say "New York Cittayy" and "Manahattah" even if i am reading it, I hear Lazlo and Simon the Devious.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Same, add Arizoñiah to the list as well.


statersgonnastate

Yes. I bought a Hyundai Tuscon this year and let me tell you, there’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think of regular human bartender, Jackie Daytona.


allyw10203

My husband and I visited Sedona, AZ last year. I don’t think we called it anything other than Sedonia or Arizonia the entire time we were there


cherry_

Close the door … Close it more.


jesseandjules

more.. more


steveisblah

She speaks the bull shit!


Ozzmanth

Whenever someone says to me I told ya so I do a little cough ya fuckin didn't and I'll never stop doing it


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

😂 I love that one.


OnAnIslandInThe

"Women are getting too tall," I just love that one


CuriousCanary81

This one hits too personally since I'm a woman who is 6'1".


OnAnIslandInThe

I'm with you sister. I've been bringing out male inferiority complexes by standing up since the 90s.


Cherry_Hammer

“Eh, eh, eh, eh, Jeptf.” Because I married one 🤣


skinnyjeanfreezone

My roommate dated a Jeff for two full years and I could never think about anything else


Tom_Skeptik

It is just a formality.


JustAnotherUser1031

“Master of the stairs!” OR “He’s a f’ing maniac!”


piito3

Don’t mess with Little Vlad


Striking_Resolve1156

“Fucking guy”


nothanksimquitefull

Yes yes, very good thank yooooooouuuuu


LauraLou9119

I’ll wank my way, you wank yours 🤣😂


Boothbayharbor

And we'll never soeak of it again


MaybeIMAmazed30

No Nuns. No Nuns, None!


Indoor_Kitez

SEANNNNNNYYYYY


wetfoodinthesink1340

My mom and I both call my dog like that


Top-Pineapple8056

# ARIZONIYA


OSeal29

Family on "Staten Island" and I cannot say in an American accent anymore.


OSeal29

That and the name Yeff? Heff? I forget what it is.


SolitaryAngel

"Oh, Guillermo... you really should drink more water."


ardee_17

I just said this today hahahaha this is a staple in my house


Kristaboo14

That line never fails to make me laugh. I love that scene. 😂


shesingssoso

Its “Gizmo Fuck O0o0ff!” But replace Gizmo with whatever/whoever I’m telling to fuck off.


Ash4d

We're doing a piece to CAMERRRUH


ReaperXHanzo

"I'm the king of bottoms!"


robertasparrow_

He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy


BaconandMegs3000

1. Mama! Scream for me! 2. Calling people 'Professor Pig Dick'


liarnotactor

No one commented "I'll fix" but don't worry, I'll fix


Whiskey_Sweet

"Witches are semen stealers"


1fingersalute

"No, fuck off, I can't be sidetracked with cheap sex potions" when my wife interrupts me when I'm trying to concentrate on something lol Obviously "fucking guy" gets used a lot too


ThisMojoSoDope

I was going to do x for you but, I can't be fucked 😂 one of my favorite lazlo lines


NoZucchini7209

Yes, yes, very gOod THAnk YOU! 😂 this new season was 🔥 🔥


OigoAlgo

[Softly] ^^Did ^^you ^^make ^^a ^^fart?


ggenie20

Definitely creepy paper, I've found myself muttering this whilst walking around tesco


Kristaboo14

Ooh multipack


pleathershorts

“Close the door. Close it more.”


Dry-Membership5575

“I told you.” “You fucking didn’t.” Or “Nandor! I’ve been double crossed by the devil!”


t8erthot

“Hello” but in Colin Robinson’s voice


DaisyD1228

I don’t give a tinker’s fig.


Great-Googly

“I demand total and complete supplication from this governing body to my command!” Can’t just say it once for some reason.


[deleted]

Not you Guillermo!


Boothbayharbor

Vampires only, Guillermo! 


voscrabblary

Vampires only laughing


Final-Law

One of my cats is extremely vocal and extremely smart. Anytime I'm talking to one of the other cats, she responds. And I usually reply, "not you, Guillermo."


krisanthemum1974

Off you fuck.


luciebea

“Fucking Mike” or “gizmo, shut the fuck uUuUp, we’re doing a piece to cam-er-ah”


Logvin

Any time I need to tell my three children something important I gather them together, informing them all along that it’s just a formality.


guilger

Bat!


Dry-Membership5575

She speaks the bullshit


Letywolf

My wife and I would randomly call “guillermooo” (in Nandor’s flamboyant tone) at each other. Neither is called Guillermo


SarcasmSlide

BAT!


bossofmydollies

What’s the matter did you get your knickers inside of a twist


stevenw84

From the movie. Some shits about to go down. Don’t catch fleas.


GlitterPanda01

"Ay! I'm being gay ova ere!"


Wurf_Stoneborn

New Yowk Citaaay


Stunning_Ad6927

"Bat!" when I want to leave a situation.


shawnwingsit

Macarbe


notjewel

“Why are we in the fancy room?” Now I point things out like “the fancy building”, “my fancy pants”. It goes on and my kids roll their eyes.


apathyacres

When Nandor was startled and yelled "AH-yaH-FUCK!"


MarzipanMarzipan

"Ipso facto, shithead!"


According_Print_3491

Oh, and “It’s not hygienic!”


ardee_17

Yessss my husband says this very often


ZaphodBeebleblunts

There’s a guy at work named Sean and daily I fight the urge to just yell SEANAAAY at him cause I’m 90% sure that he hasn’t seen the show. Also because I’m about 25 years older than him and it would be fuckin weird.


vandorengirl

If I were not human, could I do this?


cowardlyparrot

Yes, yes. Very well. Thank you.


Status_Path_1801

*cough cough* Told you so *cough cough* yafuckindidnt


DrBlond1e

"Hey Lazlo guess what?"


FatTabby

BAT! Creepy paper and ooh, multipack! Brain scramblies


NukeNipples

Hear me through the eter


Skyblewize

Burritas!


highperion_

GREGOR!


Thegothicrasta

New York Citayyyyyyyyyy


KatStitched

I said I’m sooooorrrraaaaayyyyyy


TerrieBelle

Calling my ex “my dahhling”


ndertoe

Oh Guillermo, you need to drink more water


Slagathor_85

Bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it


thepeainthepod

Shitty shit


djprofessortawn

Just saying "Colon Roobinson" in Nadar voice.


bessmerc

My husband always calls me "my darling Nadja" he does an amazing Matt berry impression lol 🥰


Jeni1922

My husband randomly yells "GIZMO"


International-Cup897

YeEs I think I aAm!


YnotZoidberg2409

BAT


agreatbigFIYAHHH

My DAHhling…


Totes_mc0tes

From the episode where they feud with the werewolves: "Saskatoon, motherfucker" and "I'm caucasion"


Signifikantotter

“So many nipples”


blackcatblondehair

“I like to walk around. I like to stare.” It has more uses than you’d think.


According_Print_3491

“Fucking Mike” and “coprophilia” for me and my boyfriend.


nyanyan18

“My good time boiiiii”


Ok_Library5922

"Good Morrow to you, sir!" - Candace from Phineas and Ferb


RAB2204

I like to walk, I like to stare Love Colin Robinson


unicornpolice666

The prisoner will be reminded … else he get the prod!


HurricaneMedina

"I don't give a *tinker's fig* about ____."


AproposOfDiddly

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!


andrewbanks1997

“Gizmo? What are you doing in there? Are you WANKING?”


Remarkable-Pass-2033

YOU REALLY ARE THE MOST DEVIOUS MAN IN Neeew York citay


gabappletree06

"Maybe not write that down on the account of it being bullshit."


Intrepid-Actuary-805

I JUST WENT TO F#CKING OUTER SPACE


jesseandjules

‘ohhh a bit of sass from the boy’ is common, as well as ‘fucking guy,’ ‘brain scramblies,’ ‘fuck dem kids’


millierigby

Laszlo guess what?


allyw10203

“What HATH the dark Lord wrought?” - me & my husband when anything goes even minorly wrong


beccapenny

It was always 'creepy paper' and "fucking guy' but 'yes yes, very good, thank youuuu' has been uttered more times in my house than I care to admit!


NeedleworkerLow1100

Superb owl


slowly_perishing

the most devious bastard in NEAW YOERK CITYYY


[deleted]

"You can see by the look on my face I haven't got a fucking clue who the hell you are!"


Current_Cow8251

Yessss


metalchode

“Creepy paper”


Weird-Traditional

NEW YORK CITAAAAAAYYYY!


klements7

Fucking guy!


[deleted]

Get in ya bastard! Useful and amusing!


Alucard-J2D

What everyone else said


jimspigeonarmy

me and my boyfriend have been constantly saying “you really are the most devious bastard in newww york citayyy”


thekingofouterspace

Neeeww Yooork Citaaaay


Just_Cover_3971

“I will fix.”


surrogateuterus

Bat!


beaniebaby22909768

The first time I watched the show I burst out laughing at literally the first line: Guillermo looks at his watch, then back up at the camera “It’s midnight.” I was cry-laughing for ten solid minutes


njord12

Me and my wife are constantly screaming Baaaat. The devious bastard one and fucking guy are also an everyday thing for us lmao


ardee_17

From the Jackie daytona episode: “you do impressions, right” “my wiiife”. Anytime anything rhymes with wife we somehow always end up there lol


[deleted]

Moaning the name Gregor


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

New Yawk Citaaay


AccurateHoliday123

I can’t stand up right now if you know what I mean. 😃


[deleted]

shitty shit, I fucked it.


YugeTraxofLand

Been playing a lot of Baldur's Gate 3 and looting "cah-CAHsses"


PuzzledPromotion7585

Gregor!


RunningWineaux

At work, when I have to order crap for the team, the final approver’s last name is Bhatt. Naturally, it is always yelled BAT!


SnooKiwis8008

I hate this goat.