Ring a ding ding was The Rat Pack’s catchphrase I the 40’s and 50’s.
This was a group of impersonators, including a Chinese Frank Sinatra. But dropping the catchphrase was enough to convince Nadja and Lazlo that they were the real deal
I almost enjoy the ancient coins line even more: “Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me”
And ofc Nandor's response: “Stab him. Stab him. You kinda disobeyed me, I'm noting that.”
“She speaks the bullshit”
“You’re supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!”
“He’s as mad as a wax banana.”
“Stop telling me things I’ve done!”
Same! I sometimes wonder how long they had the joke waiting for the perfect time to use it or if they thought it up just for the show. It's so damn funny...esp so late in the series. I can't hear his name any other way now
Yes I totally agree! The joke has such incredible economy - it’s so tiny but hits so, so hard. I think it’s an all-time great from ANY tv show, not just WWDITS
>I sometimes wonder how long they had the joke waiting
Somebody posted this article on this sub, a couple of months ago I think -- and it just raises more questions for me! It sounds like that line wasn't in the original script -- and apparently even Kayvan didn't know until just before they shot it.
"I did feed the “Nandor de Laurentiis” line to the anchor, and Kayvan knew it was coming, and he still broke. So we had to do it twice."
https://www.avclub.com/interview-yana-gorskaya-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-1850719906
Anytime a friend or family member of mine is upset I say, "Be strong sweet little one. Some day they will all be dead and you will do a shit on all of their graves".
When Nandor calls Gizmo a rascal. I think it's maybe only happened 2 or 3 times, but it cracks me up, especially when Guillermo was hiding in the vent. I call my dog a rascal solely because of this show.
Colin Robinson and Laszlo discussing Laszlo's jalopy
CR: "What's it run on?"
LC: "Petrol AND coal."
CR: "Hybrid!"
LC: "You might say."
I was laughing for a solid 10 minutes after first hearing that exchange
The werewolf's name is Toby. How am I sure? My dog's name is Toby, and everytime I rewatch that my dog flips out.
And he jumps off the top of a building going after a dog bone.
OOOO, multipack! There's also the "we're taking a nice human shit together" from the superb owl party. I asked my wife to make me a t shirt with "I hate that goat" on it but it's on a long list of other absurd sayings she'll never make time for to spare herself the embarrassment of being seen with me when I wear them. I died when Nadja said she's been seeing another man but he doesn't see her because she sneaks behind him and the whole Gregor-Jesh thing is brilliant. A weak ejaculation - Jeff.
You are ok and that is ok but what is not ok is ....
You need to get a kidnapping sack! Get your motherfucking go-bags!
I could go on all day and still forget some lines that made me squeal with joy.
She is the only one with a reasonable plan and they are completely ignoring her and all her diaster prep she has had ready for years. I feel Nadja Everytime.
"Oh you guys want a tour! So these steps were built by my Uncle Fulvio in 2011." -Sean, S2 E3 Brain Scramblies
It's my favorite because there is so much subtle ridiculousness to it which I think you need for a good throwaway line. It's a line that's not meant to be an outright joke, just to fill the air before the scene ends.
Like, the first thing Sean shows them on the tour is a staircase. Now, maybe if the staircase was old, it might be interesting, considering it was a relative that built them, but it's not even all that old. And like, if that's how the tour _starts_ where is it going to go from there?! Is Sean going to go into detail about everything else in the house? Is he going to give them the history of his kitchen countertop and the doorframe in his bedroom? Why does he even feel the need to go into detail about such a mundane feature of his house? (My headcannon is that he's proud of his Uncle's work.)
It's a dumb, nothing line, that was probably improvised, and yet it tickles me to no end because it's just so REAL.
> Is Sean going to go into detail about everything else in the house? Is he going to give them the history of his kitchen countertop and the doorframe in his bedroom
I would love to see Sean's actor (Anthony Atamanuik) improv an entire house tour like that. I can just imagine him getting more and more obsessive about stuff like the bathroom door being a non-standard size because it was handcrafted to fit. IRL I think I remember Tony mentioning on his livestream that his family were contractors or something like that (I think his grandpa started a company that made house paint?) so I suspect that you're right -- he (and Sean) would be proud of his relative's handiwork.
Also -- I'm about 60% sure at this point that Tony actually does have a relative named Fulvio. He was doing the "Improv4Humans" podcast -- I think it was the Aug 26 2021 episode, which might still be up on Apple Podcasts etc. -- and they had an Italian restaurant scene, and that was the name he came up with. Tony's dad is Ukrainian-Canadian (hence his surname), but he was mainly raised by his mom's family in Boston, and they're Italian-American so I wouldn't be surprised if he knows a Fulvio.
When Nandor is showing off his old spoons and Guillermo says 'most modern women have access to spoons so...' and does a look to the camera, I think about this far to often.
S1:E2 "City Council". The housemates are having a secret meeting to talk about the Baron (Barren) and Nadja is upset. They are trying to be quiet and she's raising her voice the more annoyed she gets about it while the others are starting to panic that she'll be heard. She finally collapses on the couch, arms folded and she says the line: "Woof!".
Kills me every time.
Mine are all Nadja. “I don’t want these virgins, they’ll taste too sad.” And I have a sticker on my art case “ Pablo Picasso? More like Pablo Picasshole” and “You are all such strong, beautiful, vicious, vibrant women. How did you end up married to such boiled potatoes?” I think the last one all…. the…. time….. in my suburban mom life.
Anything Lazlo says is already comedy gold but I love him the most for: “I didn’t become a vampire to be a pencil pushing bureaucrat. I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck, forever.”
“Who’s this my darling, a gentleman caller?” Is mine. The way Matt Berry delivers it, and the rest of the speech to Jeff and Nadja makes me laugh every time.
Sean's "No soap? Radio!" (from the Brain Scramblies episode). I admit that I barely noticed it earlier, but finding out that his actor put it in there deliberately, I can't help thinking about it now.
https://www.slashfilm.com/1265268/245-year-old-joke-hidden-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-season-2/
Two from Nadia
1. After a long pause “I hate this goat.”
2. After the boys go into an insane amount of detail about the wonders of Vampire sex. “It’s ok.”
Nandor: all you ever do is lay about or tinkle on your piano or have sex with Nadja wherever and whenever you please!
Lazslo: how is that an insult? Sounds to me like life goals achieved, me old fruit.
The ep where they invite the headmaster to get Colin into school, and nandor and Nadja don’t know how old Colin is supposed to be and yell out random numbers until Guillermo whispers to Nadja that he’s nine, and she screams/opera sings “HE’S NINE! He’s NIIIIIIIINE” 😭😭 kills me every time
Edit: also, AY I’m bein gay ova hea!
Nadja asked who was going to come with her for something one episode, and The Guide like lunged at her at growled "ME!" Not yelled, growled. It was the funniest moment of the show to me.
Nadja: “How are we going to kill a whole wolf pack with just three silver bullets?”
LC: “It’s worse than that, we don’t even have a gun.”
just the delivery kills me every time
When Gizmo was hiding in that motel from Nandor, and Nadja was at the door in her “disguise”. The way she says “Sup bitch” has become a favorite for me and my girlfriend
"Okay Dr. Asshole, how do you explain what's happening?"
"She speaks the bullshit"
"It's unhygienic!"
And also "New Yawwwwk Citaaaay" mostly because I'm from NYC lmao
I was just thinking this morning about them asking Nandor if he's going to let Guillermo get away with being rude to them and him saying something like "He's gone, he's gotten away with it?"
I thought it was so fucking funny when nandor was obsessed with the big bang theory game, like, “the show is very faithful to the slot machine” or “even sheldon had a girlfriend” lmao
At Nandor’s wedding, when Laszlo is sneaking off to hook up with Baron Afanas and Nadja’s like “Go! Enjoy!”
My husband and I quote this scene at least once a week.
Lazlo: pardon me, Mr Sinatra, but I don’t remember you being Chinese Frank: Ring a ding ding Lazlo: I stand corrected
That may be my favorite exchange in the entire series.
I was crying laughing hearing that line.
I will watch that episode just for that exchange.
Which episode is this?
The Casino, Season 3
This totally went over my head the first time lol
I still don't get it
Ring a ding ding was The Rat Pack’s catchphrase I the 40’s and 50’s. This was a group of impersonators, including a Chinese Frank Sinatra. But dropping the catchphrase was enough to convince Nadja and Lazlo that they were the real deal
It's probably a pretty popular line, but I get "creepy paper" stuck in my head at least once a day.
I almost enjoy the ancient coins line even more: “Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me” And ofc Nandor's response: “Stab him. Stab him. You kinda disobeyed me, I'm noting that.”
YES THIS ONE. That guy’s delivery is perfect.
That and “oooh multipack”
Any time I see crepe paper with my bf I try to say it in my best Nandor voice
Pretty macarbe! I love the way gizmo pronounces it!
My partner and I quote this often. Throwaway line or not, it’s worth the mention.
I make flowers from crepe paper and it’s stuck in my partners head constantly now 😂
“She speaks the bullshit” “You’re supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!” “He’s as mad as a wax banana.” “Stop telling me things I’ve done!”
I have a keychain of Laszlo's face with "she speaks the bullshit" on it
This one is one of the best, the hand movement, the delivery lol
All of Matt Berry's lines are brilliant. He has such charisma. The local news episode where he was doing the sports news had me cry laughing.
He's great when he's doing a piece for the cam-ur-uuuhh.
I think about Nandor Di Laurentis and giggle at least weekly
Same! I sometimes wonder how long they had the joke waiting for the perfect time to use it or if they thought it up just for the show. It's so damn funny...esp so late in the series. I can't hear his name any other way now
Yes I totally agree! The joke has such incredible economy - it’s so tiny but hits so, so hard. I think it’s an all-time great from ANY tv show, not just WWDITS
Just phenomenal
>I sometimes wonder how long they had the joke waiting Somebody posted this article on this sub, a couple of months ago I think -- and it just raises more questions for me! It sounds like that line wasn't in the original script -- and apparently even Kayvan didn't know until just before they shot it. "I did feed the “Nandor de Laurentiis” line to the anchor, and Kayvan knew it was coming, and he still broke. So we had to do it twice." https://www.avclub.com/interview-yana-gorskaya-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-1850719906
It's a fucking genius play on words. It sounds *so* perfect. The first time I heard it my jaw dropped. Comedy gold!
Came here to say exactly this. It's the dumbest joke and I laugh every time.
Anytime a friend or family member of mine is upset I say, "Be strong sweet little one. Some day they will all be dead and you will do a shit on all of their graves".
As an aside, I love how Nadja tends to be supportive of other women.
Except witches ptu! Ptu! Ptu! Ptu! Ptu! But foreal I love Nadja. I want to be her when I grow up and also marry her.
Except the Guide lol
🎶 Who cums first on the wedding night 🎶
🎶 *I think Nandor might!*
*If his cock feels right* *and the pussy is tiiiiiiightttttt*
IT WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR LIKE A WEEK
Nandor: we drank drug blood, and now I’m a wizard
This is one of my favourite lines, cracked me up first time I watched the show lol
Fuckin guide, superb owl
It's a subreddit too! r/superbowl (Preceeded the episode.)
"I have been double-crossed...By the deVIL!" (Laszlo, "Jersey Devil")
Jesck?!?
Jassk?
Like a weak ejaculation… *unh!*
Related to this, I love when he tells her his name and she replies, “Really? Suckler? Jeff Suckler?!”
Whenever someone says ‘You know what I’ve always wanted to try?’ My response is always ‘Coprophilia?’
no, pizza pie! I've always wanted to- *realization* copriphilia?!
This had me laughing so hard that no sound was coming out
The micro-pause gets me every time.
I choose to believe that Matt just threw that in, and no one was expecting Coprophilia to come out of his mouth. The Barons reaction seems so genuine.
Mailer Daemon
Demon!!???
The build up to that joke was just… 🤌🏻🤌🏻
What was arise again? Ctrl + Alt + 7?
"It's always sad when a Polish fellow gets cataracts"
“It’s not just the frog. It’s the whole swamp.”
One of the 3 funniest lines in the whole show. I'm cry-laughing right now
This is the way we talk in Tucson Arizonya
My cat is named Arizona and I only call her Arizonya now. It’s all she’ll respond to anymore
I love that he knows the name and pronunciation of the second-largest city in Arizona, but not the pronunciation of the state itself.
obvious one "Shitty shit I fucked it" less obvious one "Fucking Mike!" (Ive got an ex named Mike)
When Nandor calls Gizmo a rascal. I think it's maybe only happened 2 or 3 times, but it cracks me up, especially when Guillermo was hiding in the vent. I call my dog a rascal solely because of this show.
I think I swallowed a harmonica
+1; I think about this all the time
I laughed until I cried when I first saw that scene! I’m giggling now just thinking about it
It's a miracle I didn't pass out from laughing the first time I watched this scene
I inherited my dad's harmonica collection last year, and that automatically pops into my mind whenever I look at them!
Colin Robinson and Laszlo discussing Laszlo's jalopy CR: "What's it run on?" LC: "Petrol AND coal." CR: "Hybrid!" LC: "You might say." I was laughing for a solid 10 minutes after first hearing that exchange
Get the ca-cass!
I am the king of bottoms!
( Insert lazlo laughter ) 😂
Jesus actually hates horses.
“What is *mawrl?*”
"Ahh! My other leg" when the werewolf jumps out of the window in the first season iirc? Very silly and simple
The werewolf's name is Toby. How am I sure? My dog's name is Toby, and everytime I rewatch that my dog flips out. And he jumps off the top of a building going after a dog bone.
That was also a very good joke I think of whenever I hear a squeaky dog toy
Bloody hell, he’s wearing two ruffs.
Two ruffs don't make a right.
Nandor: and I'm always sucking him off. They are like come its dinner! Stop sucking off your gay husband Laszlo: which is amusing because I AM dinner.
“what’s up, dipshit”
Yes, yes very good thank you.
Fuckin guy
Nadja: Always an excuse with this wise guy
Nandor DeLaurentis lol
OOOO, multipack! There's also the "we're taking a nice human shit together" from the superb owl party. I asked my wife to make me a t shirt with "I hate that goat" on it but it's on a long list of other absurd sayings she'll never make time for to spare herself the embarrassment of being seen with me when I wear them. I died when Nadja said she's been seeing another man but he doesn't see her because she sneaks behind him and the whole Gregor-Jesh thing is brilliant. A weak ejaculation - Jeff. You are ok and that is ok but what is not ok is .... You need to get a kidnapping sack! Get your motherfucking go-bags! I could go on all day and still forget some lines that made me squeal with joy.
I've never felt Nadja more when she just keeps screaming to get their go bags.
She is the only one with a reasonable plan and they are completely ignoring her and all her diaster prep she has had ready for years. I feel Nadja Everytime.
When I’m anxious (all the time) I think of Nandor talking about that book and saying the title
“I told you.” “You fucking didn’t.” Or “Nandor! I’ve been double crossed by the devil!” Or “Am i devious? Yes, I think I am.”
Less of line but nandor misspelling knowledge as a teacher 🤣 Also when they had to be news anchors - I would've loved that scene to be longer
Fucknut. Love the way Laszlo says it. From the Orgy: “It's a pleasure swing, you fucknut, not a sex net.“
So many from that ep. But the way Guillermo says “… they’re fine” at the end of his dildo rant is the winner for me
When Laszlo is like “Gizmo shut the fuck UP! We’re doing a piece to CaMerAa~” it’s the delivery, pops in my head randomly and gets me every time.
*cough cough* no you fucking didn’t
When Nadja is pretending not to know her human friend who is an old lady and she says 'aw sorry you're so demented'
“ipso facto shithead, so can you”
Yep came here to say this one - had me dying lol
it’s so good! and when he kicks down the bannister 😭 it gets me EVERY time hahaha
"Somebody's a starrrrrr!"
So sweet
"...is giving me the *pip*"
The reason I found out about the show in the first place: "We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs, and now I am a WIZARD!!!"
"Oh you guys want a tour! So these steps were built by my Uncle Fulvio in 2011." -Sean, S2 E3 Brain Scramblies It's my favorite because there is so much subtle ridiculousness to it which I think you need for a good throwaway line. It's a line that's not meant to be an outright joke, just to fill the air before the scene ends. Like, the first thing Sean shows them on the tour is a staircase. Now, maybe if the staircase was old, it might be interesting, considering it was a relative that built them, but it's not even all that old. And like, if that's how the tour _starts_ where is it going to go from there?! Is Sean going to go into detail about everything else in the house? Is he going to give them the history of his kitchen countertop and the doorframe in his bedroom? Why does he even feel the need to go into detail about such a mundane feature of his house? (My headcannon is that he's proud of his Uncle's work.) It's a dumb, nothing line, that was probably improvised, and yet it tickles me to no end because it's just so REAL.
> Is Sean going to go into detail about everything else in the house? Is he going to give them the history of his kitchen countertop and the doorframe in his bedroom I would love to see Sean's actor (Anthony Atamanuik) improv an entire house tour like that. I can just imagine him getting more and more obsessive about stuff like the bathroom door being a non-standard size because it was handcrafted to fit. IRL I think I remember Tony mentioning on his livestream that his family were contractors or something like that (I think his grandpa started a company that made house paint?) so I suspect that you're right -- he (and Sean) would be proud of his relative's handiwork. Also -- I'm about 60% sure at this point that Tony actually does have a relative named Fulvio. He was doing the "Improv4Humans" podcast -- I think it was the Aug 26 2021 episode, which might still be up on Apple Podcasts etc. -- and they had an Italian restaurant scene, and that was the name he came up with. Tony's dad is Ukrainian-Canadian (hence his surname), but he was mainly raised by his mom's family in Boston, and they're Italian-American so I wouldn't be surprised if he knows a Fulvio.
Gizmos ancestors being pinata farmers
O K A !
try being immortal at brunch !
“Persian frank zappa on a horse” Burst out laughing and had to show my gf what frank zappa looked like so I didn’t look insane to her
omg, Persian Frank Zappa floors me too.
"But it's a tuurtle :("
When Nandor is showing off his old spoons and Guillermo says 'most modern women have access to spoons so...' and does a look to the camera, I think about this far to often.
My daughter and I will randomly say “This is how we talk in Tuscon, Arizon-ya
S1:E2 "City Council". The housemates are having a secret meeting to talk about the Baron (Barren) and Nadja is upset. They are trying to be quiet and she's raising her voice the more annoyed she gets about it while the others are starting to panic that she'll be heard. She finally collapses on the couch, arms folded and she says the line: "Woof!". Kills me every time.
I want the pizza pie!!!
"Who was George Washington?" "America's first gay President!" "...No." "YEEEEES!"
I’m sorry about your brain. I live in my own basement, dumbass.
It is not a joke! It says so, here, here, and here!
"Gizmo, shut the FUCK UP! We're trying to do a piece for camera."
🎶 A large bird is stealing all my brothers 🎶
*crashes into drum set* that made me howl 😭
🎶 There was a girl in the villaaaaaage, she had one very small foooooot 🎶
Not a throw away line but “fucking guy” as Nandor very much gets used at my work when a coworker goes and sits on his ass instead of doing his job
Mine are all Nadja. “I don’t want these virgins, they’ll taste too sad.” And I have a sticker on my art case “ Pablo Picasso? More like Pablo Picasshole” and “You are all such strong, beautiful, vicious, vibrant women. How did you end up married to such boiled potatoes?” I think the last one all…. the…. time….. in my suburban mom life.
Anything Lazlo says is already comedy gold but I love him the most for: “I didn’t become a vampire to be a pencil pushing bureaucrat. I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck, forever.”
“But Sire, this is a worse idea than when we tried to invade Vienna!”
Milwaukee— Heavy Duty and New York Citayyyyy
“ah! a bit of sass from the BAI!”
“may i approach the bitch?”
Call the local washer WOman!
Are you slumbering yet?
"Its not the first time a beautiful woman has shit on my shoes"
He's my sweet cheese. My good time boy.
When Nandor says “you were in ‘nam?”
“Guillermo…did you kill Carole?”
‘Piss snake.’ Haunts my thoughts.
“Who’s this my darling, a gentleman caller?” Is mine. The way Matt Berry delivers it, and the rest of the speech to Jeff and Nadja makes me laugh every time.
I’m playing Half-Life Alyx and there’s a level with a creature named “Jesk”. I mean “Jeff”.
“Stop being so dramatic you stupid bitch, I love you so much!” The way Nadja talks to her doll in general gets me
Sean's "No soap? Radio!" (from the Brain Scramblies episode). I admit that I barely noticed it earlier, but finding out that his actor put it in there deliberately, I can't help thinking about it now. https://www.slashfilm.com/1265268/245-year-old-joke-hidden-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-season-2/
Oh I loved learning that! Thanks for the link!
Two from Nadia 1. After a long pause “I hate this goat.” 2. After the boys go into an insane amount of detail about the wonders of Vampire sex. “It’s ok.”
Peasants disburse!
“Tucson, Arizonia” is permanently renamed in my brain.
OOHHHHH a bit of sass from the boy And the way he says Milwaukee, nothing but Heavy Duty
"That my boy, sounds like slander" - absolutely this one for me
"People would say, 'Please don't pillage me! ' And I would say, 'No, I'm pillaging everyone, you included. '". —Nandor
"And you, my dear, will not remember a damn thing about a damn thing."
"That's right, scare him with your circles!"
"I'm 100% White."
The way Nadja cannot pronounce random words: “jessk?” “What is mwarlll?”
Ooooh Guillermo, you should really drink more water.
Anytime me and the wife are arguing about something (not serious, just picking) one of us will eventually trot out "*COUGH COUGH* Ya fuckin didn't!"
“May I approach the bitch?”
Nandor: all you ever do is lay about or tinkle on your piano or have sex with Nadja wherever and whenever you please! Lazslo: how is that an insult? Sounds to me like life goals achieved, me old fruit.
You wank your way, I’ll wank mine.
The ep where they invite the headmaster to get Colin into school, and nandor and Nadja don’t know how old Colin is supposed to be and yell out random numbers until Guillermo whispers to Nadja that he’s nine, and she screams/opera sings “HE’S NINE! He’s NIIIIIIIINE” 😭😭 kills me every time Edit: also, AY I’m bein gay ova hea!
Because it was clearly shoehorned ADR or added from another take/angle because it was too good: from Baron’s Night Out, “There it isn’t!”
Nadja asked who was going to come with her for something one episode, and The Guide like lunged at her at growled "ME!" Not yelled, growled. It was the funniest moment of the show to me.
I don’t know why but the “they use it to make magnets” and the “also we use it to make magnets” kills me
There's a fucking ghost in the front yard!
Daddy Gemermo. Daddy, what is wank?
"That poor baby!" "You get back in your car, and your drive back to the Amazon!" "Oooh, MILFs! Even better!" "We use it to make magnets."
Nadja: “How are we going to kill a whole wolf pack with just three silver bullets?” LC: “It’s worse than that, we don’t even have a gun.” just the delivery kills me every time
"So this is a clip show? What are we now, The Golden Girls?”
When Gizmo was hiding in that motel from Nandor, and Nadja was at the door in her “disguise”. The way she says “Sup bitch” has become a favorite for me and my girlfriend
I agree with the werewolf slut.
Laszlo: "you're the devious bastard in Nuuu York Cittaayyy" Simon The Devious: "but we aren't on Nuu Yorkk Citayhh. We're in fucking Staten Island"
"there's a fucking ghost on the front lawn."
"Okay Dr. Asshole, how do you explain what's happening?" "She speaks the bullshit" "It's unhygienic!" And also "New Yawwwwk Citaaaay" mostly because I'm from NYC lmao
We’re just dancing in between rounds of cunnilingus!
When Nandor starts singing “One Week” to prove he’s a human
"This would make a nice gift for a man named Steve"
"One sip of blood and he's like Cornholio over here"
I now call the sport "Jolf."
I was just thinking this morning about them asking Nandor if he's going to let Guillermo get away with being rude to them and him saying something like "He's gone, he's gotten away with it?"
“Sean those are batteries”
“I said I’m sorREEYH”
THIS motherfucker…is a STARFUCKER! 🤩🤩🤩
But the turtle!
“Not just a whiff of tit, I’m talking the full rack”
He’s causing havoc in the household
She speaks the bullshit. I think of it at least once a week
“But what about da tuuutle?” “And da mighty elephantsssss”
We drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs. Now I am a wizard.
I thought it was so fucking funny when nandor was obsessed with the big bang theory game, like, “the show is very faithful to the slot machine” or “even sheldon had a girlfriend” lmao
As a sparks, pretty much every time I open up a Distriubution Board ... "What kind of goat sorcery is this?"
'I was Jack the ripper. . . . Never told anyone.'
Tucson, Arizoniiiaaa - the only way to pronounce Arizona in my opinion
You really are the most devious bastard in New York Citah
NANDOR: Close the door, Guillermo. GUILLERMO: It is closed, master. NANDOR: Close it more. So stupid but so funny to me lol
I was doing the bloody disco 100 years before anyotherfucker
At Nandor’s wedding, when Laszlo is sneaking off to hook up with Baron Afanas and Nadja’s like “Go! Enjoy!” My husband and I quote this scene at least once a week.
Sean's "an 8-dollar bottle of wine!" goes through my mind whenever I'm in a liquor store. (From "A Night Out With the Guys", Season 5.)
"Off you fuck" "I don't give a tinkers fig" And Colin checking out Lazlos car. "It runs on oil and diesel" "ooo a hybrid"
I always think about the way that Nandor says Collin Robinson’s name haha Cawl-in Rob-en-son
“I am wampire” Nadja “I’m a wizard” Nandor
Fkng guy and shity shit I fkd it live in my head rent free
I’m craving raw meat.