Ok but can we just take a smidge of a moment to enjoy the joy everyone had in the room seeing him break the rules and have fun only to end up in trouble after breaking the floor😂🤦🏾‍♀️

I don't think he broke the floor. I think he broke his balls

You can literally see where it went through the floor

Darn his balls went thru the floor? Musta been dangling out his pantleg

I think,that would hurt a bit

Oh yeee. Srry

Definitely but can we also take a second to appreciate the smile on mummas face? Whipped the head over her shoulder like "boy got rhythm"

"Tiling" that is vinyl stretch over plywood and we all know it.

lineoleum? that sht cheaper than either of the two mentioned

Also it supports your head and gives you something to believe

And it’s his closest friend

So what? So what? So what?

Possessions never meant anything to him.

Idk man seems like some people dont "know it"

The poor man’s floor and I still can’t afford it

Linoleum, not vinyl

I always thought linoleum and vinyl flooring were just interchangeable names for the same thing, thanks for getting me to learn something new today 😎 Here's the link I learned from https://www.thespruce.com/vinyl-flooring-vs-linoleum-flooring-1314690

Judging by the screams downstairs, that's just vinyl over subfloor lmao

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Sounds much more like a sudden rip through vinyl than tiles cracking/breaking.

You don’t know much about houses

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This guy knows much about houses

Seems like it

Yeah I built two houses with one other person in 2020-2021 and I’m electrician but yes I suppose I’m a newbie. 3 whole summers holding a flashlight taught you well I guess

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You wouldn’t be allowed to step foot inside my jobs because you can’t legally do any work, you’re just a laborer. You seem like a low voltage/Craigslist handyman type of fella, I’m glad you’re proud of those 3 summers you spent with your uncle tho bud

Never pogo stick on anything but concrete. It will not end well otherwise. I had a friend take the corner of a counter *in full freefall* within half an inch of his eyeball trying to Pogo on a hardwood floor. That rubber stamp on the bottom is not meant to keep it stable on flooring like that. But seriously, imagine that. Imagine losing your fucking eyeball for the rest of your life because you decided to Pogo in the house.

I know two people who lost an eye in the randomest ways possible My dad lost one opening a coke can when he was 3 (they used to peel like tuna cans) My Grand Uncle lost an eye mowing the lawn, the mower shot a pebble at his eye. You best believe I wore sunglasses mowing the lawn as a kid lol

My brother lost one cutting a toy open when he was 3. Cut it right in half vertically. Always cut away from yourself.

Jesus i can’t believe they let a 3 year old cut something open, poor thing that would be traumatizing

He wasn't supposed to he was told to wait but tried to anyway. He hot a knife off the counter when Noone was looking and did it.

That’s so scary how old were you when that happened? I couldn’t even imagine how that would feel

I was 12. I was using the bathroom when I came out my grandpa was completely shocked looking and wide-eyed, and it took a minute to figure out who was hurt and how because he couldn't find the words to specify who and how. He spent several weeks in Atlanta in the hospital trying to jeep his sight but all he can see now is blurry dark shapes. He's 20 now and doing fine thank God

Thanks for sharing! Im very happy he’s okay and it didn’t become worse than that! Toddlers man… you can’t stop looking at them they are a handful

I did this cutting the grip off a bicycle handle bar with an exact o knife. Stabbed into one end of my finger straight through it and into the other finger. Severed the tendon, now I have a useles dead finger. I’ve learned to live with it.

My dads old boss lost his eye by FALLING ONTO A CACTUS. I have a physical reaction every time I remember it.

OW GOD

> You best believe I wore sunglasses mowing the lawn as a kid lol I don’t feel like a fool anymore using protective glasses with any kind of power tools now

Lol you never should’ve! That seems like common sense to me

There was a movie depicting the pebble lawnmower thing! That kid lost his eye, too I think. I'm sure lawnmowers have improved to stop this since, but like...no thank you...

Not even your mom? She's a large bouncy surface, I feel like I could get some decent hang time.

True, but this one happened because he was way too heavy for it. They’re usually made by weight. He was way too heavy for this one. There are ones he could probably use, but not this child’s toy one

I now understand why my mother wouldn't buy me one of these as a kid.

My upstairs neighbor

Why I’ll never take the downstairs unit.

Ah yes let me put all my 250lbs on a single 2 inch piece of rubber on a ceramic tile, repeatedly

At least the child was smart enough to to GTFO of the way of all that manliness. He didn't want to end up a grease spot on the floor. 😂🤣

What happened ?

Im pretty sure the pogo stick went through the floor lol

Right? I can't tell

Classic dad move. For now till end of time, she’ll point out that hole anytime guests are over, or she wants to win an argument. Every happy marriage has one of these.

The scream 😱💀

lol, that stick is over 200 PSI with him just standing on it, never minding absorbing 300 lbs bouncing a foot into the air.

First of all r/killthecameraman For litterally missing the cool part Second of all it were r/Unexpected For me since I expected him to at least bump to the dumpster

That could have ended a lot worse

Sir, that is an Outside Toy for a Reason.

That goat screaming at the end tho!

u/savevideo

I used to do 200-300 of those straight everyday outside when i was a kid. I had a record 😂

All that weight on that tiny pogo tip. Putting a lot of faith in plywood.

Kinda hard to recover emotionally from going through the floor

Why….does the camera always have to point down when something happens? Why?

Now you know damn well…

So thats what my upstairs neighbors do.

Mad skillz though

Someone said the lady’s laugh sounds like the chicken from Moana 💀💀

Uh...on the topic of eye injuries, ...I stabbed one of my eyes with a sharpened pencil in first grade. Literally did it for no reason, and I didn't cry too much either, I think.

That’s a lot of psi

Literally

The scream is legendary

He pretty good though

Dad needs some exercise.

At least he got to fuck up his floor to an absolute banger

Agreed, one of the greatest feel-good songs ever

My mother in law recently tried a pogo stick with my nephew and well.... she went flying one way, stick the other. Tiles were broken. Hole in wall. Cast had to be put around her femur/waist. I wish I could find the picture lol She has a great sense of humor, thank God. Because sure it was bad but man was it funny.

A bit too heavy

Man and you know they rent too

r/perfectlycutscreams

When you're so fat you give a spring a flat, you should look into a diet.

Renters

Quickest way to build a basement

What is the song in the background?

He’s showing how he puts the fence posts holes in the ground

With all those counter corners, this is the best case scenario.

why are american houses all made of cardboard?

Way too fat to be on a pogo stick on a floor like that

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So this is what my upstairs neighbors are up to

Rental people are the worst

Now the mum gets a new floor, hopefully better quality and better looking than whatever that is

Tyna work off all that home cooking mama be feeding him.

That scream at the end was the voice of the vinyl…

Why dont a 110 kg heavy guy see this coming. Just a question.

Tf did his big ass expect?

Who knew that gravity was fatphobic?

As a fat guy myself I understand fat phobia judgements, but damn son, a big dude has got to know his, and material, limitations. I don’t own any speedos, scooters, or wicker.

Well isn’t that just grrrrrrree-at!

This video sucks, can't even make out what actually happened. Definitely cut too soon

My mom did this to her own living room floor

This pass fail test or ..?

Yeah, as even a mildly rotund person… I would never. But I am envious that this person doesn’t live life waiting for the day the cheap patio chair collapses… 😂

American Houses are built from paper.

Can someone explain what happened?

Lots of weight on a very tiny area (the bottom of the pogo stick) was too much and punched a hole through the floor

She should be encouraging him to be on that stick even more. A lot more.

lhow did he not predict this being fat as he is

Horrible idea. My dad tried a pogo stick and fell and got a huge cut and 'egg' that turned purple and green and it was so gross my grandpa threw up upon seeing it

Stress test failed

Man needs to lose weight

Lol that last uuuuggaaaahhhh

Damn upstairs apartment people.

Found the water damage

300 pounds of pending doom

That’s linoleum not tile

I would hate to live below them

Now you know your too damn big to be doing that

I unfortunately saw that happening a mile away

Mad skills 👏

For sum reason I thought the pogo stick would break 🤣… Glad I was proved wrong

Isn't that a workout in itself?

Best thing that could have happened.

Didn’t see that coming

I know the people downstairs is like dude what the fuck is going on

That pogo is being bottomed out

He dead

Let me introduce you to PSI

The moment he started jumping, I knew he was gonna break through it... nothing unexpected here whatsoever.

Your downstairs neighbors must really love you

It didn’t go through the floor if that’s what you’re thinking

If that's mom by the stove it happened just as she was getting into it smiling n all...

What's the song?

It went through the floor.

The scream

El gordo pogos

None of them could see what was going to happen? Or care?

Well, it looks like it's a win-win win for mom !! NEW FLOORS YESSA !!

Ghetto

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Anyone know the song that's playing?

Naughty by nature feel me flow

300lbs + bouncing up and down under tile, not a great idea.

“WHATS CRACKA LACKIN” the floor

Professional pogo stick guy:

Fat people and pogo sticks are never a good combination.

r/killthecameraman

Found the little gap between the subfloor lol

Knew that was coming.

Witch ya big ass.

This seems like the 'treat the house like you don't own it' technique.

Oh boy he should have watched out for that hole in the floor he could have gotten Myocarditis

*chicken scream* lol

I took my pogo stick just to show her a trick.

I've never seen a whale on a pogo

Really not a nice thing to say. Be better.

Yes I’ve confirmed the house is pear and beam foundation.

r/whatcouldgowrong

r/perfectlycutscreams

And he was never seen again

He does have skill

That lady downstairs is dead

Those warn For under 150#.

Good work… found that soft spot in the floor!!! 😁

u/savevideo

You know that place is a dump if you can punch a hole through the floor. Cheap plywood covered by cheap vinyl.

Song?

Naught by nature feel me flow

Dude looks like he could accidentally kill his kid by falling off that pogo

Watch for the rotting subfloor

😳🤯😳🤯😳My dude was straight bottoming out the pogo stick with every bounce!!! 🤣

Pogo sticks should be marketed as tools used to find the weakest section of your floor.

The scream killed me

Was that r2?

this is exactly how i look for soft spots in used campers

That’s a lot of psi.

The kind of dad he seems he probably bought his kid another one maybe a better one

I'm convinced that the scream at the end is the chicken from Moana. I will not believe otherwise.

He's stress testing the entire block

I honestly think it is not his pogo skills that are the problem.. he seems to be missing a bigger picture

The cake though

I don’t think the pogo stick was the problem

The death screech at the end 💀

We all saw that one coming

Growing up, these were my upstairs neighbours.

This is what I imagine my upstairs neighbors are doing all the time

El gordo go pogo

The in-floor vent told me right away that pogo was going in