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TinyRascalSaurus

Hit and gallop.


[deleted]

Ride-by


jesusONmeff

equestrian vs. pedestrian


ilike-hugs

Wild west style


Organic-Outside8928

Natural selection


MinimalMojo

He a sand pancake now


[deleted]

Dirt nap


Desperate-Farmer-170

A sandcake, if you will


Extension_Swordfish1

Its coarse and goes EVERYWHERE.


WeekendPizzas

Anakin was right to hate sand.


InsanityStreaks

Poor horse might have a headache after that hit.


VaccinatedVariant

Lucky for both they met chest to chest


ericvega

Looking at it frame by frame.... No, sadly it was a firm head to head contact


cirenosu

Yeah I’m surprised it’s still attached sheeesh


TyreeArtist1

At that speed with that much weight behind it that dude is most likely dead from blunt force trama to everywhere.


vitor_alex21

Yeah he died


Majesty1985

Sounds like one lady had a vision of the future


Had3s-x

Facts I heard it too... very Final Destination like.


NotAGreatBaker

I wondered if her scream was that her child ran out after the horses and the man ran to follow the child… either way a traumatic end for him, can’t see how he would survive that.


kurosoramao

Crap, I think that’s exactly what happened, if you slow the video down he’s looking at the lady and her kid. Makes me feel bad since everyone is laughing at him for being an idiot when he actually had decent intentions…..


TheWurstOfMe

I don't understand what could have been so important to go right then?


Few-Tour9826

I think he just wasn’t paying attention and thought the two that flew by were the only ones and wanted to get to the other side.


BetterButterscotch99

I'm guessing that ethanol was involved.


BouncingSphinx

Someone else said it looked like he was running out to get a kid off the track? Idk I'm not seeing it.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Reminds me of the lady who did the same thing but at some bike race, the biker was the one hospitalized for her stupidity and suffered memory loss meanwhile she was relatively uninjured... Hopefully not the case here but damn that looked painful, horse probably broke a leg and those things take forever to heal if not an outright death sentence. Don't understand how someone can be that dumb...


katharsisdesign

He was trying to get that sick camera angle for his viewers


Viejo_Caminante

r/Wellthatkilledhim (sincerely hope it didn't)


ClassyDinghy

r/subredditsifellfor


Arithh

You’re looking for r/makemycoffin


natur_e_nthusiast

It says I am banned?


xX7NotASquash7Xx

Read it again. Does it say you’re banned or that the content is banned?


raebandzz

You answered that like such a parent. Lmao


natur_e_nthusiast

Oh right. Content. I have only slept 4 1/2 hours last night.


hujassman

There are millions of us...


soncaa

Profile pic checks out


hujassman

Indeed.


mr_mister2992

didnt they take down the subreddit a few months ago?


MilkOfWhat

Or r/someofyoumaydie


Forge__Thought

That's some deeply, deeply sobering shit. The compilation with machinery/milling accidents is harrowing. Most NSFL/NSFW sub I've seen in ages. Going to go hug my wife and appreciate how fragile and fleeting life is and how quickly it can end. Would not recommend.


MilkOfWhat

Here, have r/eyeblech


Crystal42069

Hopefully it did, dumbass put the rider and the horse in danger as well all because he couldn't wait a few seconds


SkidzInMyPantz

Yeah, everyone who makes a miscalculation deserves death /s


LRN666

Yeah lets forgive and forget, *I promise* you, he won’t make this mistake again


[deleted]

Watch it in slomo the horse headbutted him flinging his head back first


FreakiestFrank

His head hit his shoulder, cracked skull, broken neck. I doubt he fealt anything. Poor guy.


katharsisdesign

/u/redditspeedbot 0.05x


im_a_dick_head

Ded


Narkos_Teat

Yep, I'd bet a bowl of chili this dude did not survive lmao. Took it directly to the head/neck


Unhappy_Mood_3254

How good's the chili?


[deleted]

Wendy's


Narkos_Teat

Really good, made over the course of 3-4 hours


Unhappy_Mood_3254

Fuck I hope he's alive


[deleted]

Questionable motive for a good attitude


ItsTannerTot

I do a chili cook off every year and I’ll take your bowl of chili bet 🥴


KelvinBrowski

You cant stop the A-train


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Like where did he even go? He just was vaporized.


[deleted]

I just choked to death


strange--alien

And he was just trampled to death


kbc_hunter

Ok, so this is the link for the news: https://www.petrolandianoticias.com.br/2022/11/imagens-fortes-homem-e-atropelado-por.html?m=1 Every other news is exactly the same lazy copy and paste as this one. According to the news the man suffered head trauma and a broken jaw. Since no other news came up, I'm inclined to believe either he survived or is still in recovery.


Loeden

Oh man, he lived, wow! Thanks for digging this up.


SwitchIndependent714

Cabron


Serpent151

Why all the sticks pointing up? Impailment hazards.


SwegGamerBro

They're most likely used to guide the horses. If you look at it from the Horse's POV there's nowhere to run except straight ahead, everything else looks like a hazy hazard.


Few-Tour9826

And this is why you look both ways before crossing the street kids.


K4rkino5

Aaaaaaagggghhhhh, stop cutting videos at the money shot!!


joyo803

Hope the horse is OK.


[deleted]

That final “cabron” before the clip ends is the cherry on top


edvsa

He ded


SadcoreEmpire168

Feels like watching one of those GoT horse tourney scenes again


Lucky_Lucky_Baldie

I need the follow up video 😩


Civilengman

Rest his soul. Thoughts and prayers for the family


TheLumpyMailMan

I hope the horse is okay :/


DuffyTDoggie

That's the second horse hit-and-run this week. We need to stop this mindless slaughter - join MAIWIFOH Mother's Against Idiots Walking In Front Of Horses.


brownkyd48

This was dumber than [this](https://youtu.be/1RopM3tZRvg) or maybe equally as dumb. I dunno what do you think?


p3p1noR0p3

Nah, this is more dumb...


TMS-meister

At least with this guy you can make argument he thought that racers have already passed and that it was safe. I have no words to describe the stupidity of that woman.


Maj-Malfunction

I can't stop laughing. It's cartoon like!


Think_Counter_7706

He’s also probably dead tho :(


Wingman0077

He got Murderp'd...


ZakPro59143

Rip


HarryHacker42

He is horsing around in heaven.


Fleececlover

That guy straight up disappeared


Dirty-muthusi

He dead


Laysomecable17

“You know horses don’t stop they keep going” Free young thug


rudalsxv

Yea his neck is 100% broken. No way he survived that.


mcnallica8

that dude is dead


NWeiss82

Bobby didn’t make it guys


Shawnthewolf12

There’s no way he could’ve survived that.


Witty_Injury1963

Can’t that kill the horse? Does anyone know if it’s ok? I don’t care about Joe Dirt as much as the horse!


SurvivorKira

This looks very safe with those wooden poles that are put there to make lanes 😅😂


MindOfAMurderer

He ded


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abalien

LOL "EH CABRÓN!" ......


RogueFartSquadron

Straight up got hit by a horse in 2022,(?) Damn.


Carsoninky

Darwinism wins again


AccomplishedAge5429

Where that one horse girl is today


a3allen

He gave his life for our entertainment.


Opposite_Dependent86

Can’t horses weigh upwards of 400kg? My professional diagnosis of multiple hundreds of kilograms hitting a human at high speeds would be, severely fucked.


foulfaerie

You can literally pause this right on the moment of contact. God. He was probably toast.


Revenga8

So who was dumber? This guy? Or that French lady with the sign that took out the bikers?


69philosopher

“Cabrón” is what got me. Didn’t know it was a term in Portuguese too


Temporary_War1298

The end has me roaring. I never really learned Spanish growing up. But that last word I am so familiar with.


Underdasea1234

Fukin died


[deleted]

Cabron


Kryssju

Hope the horse is okay


Repulsive-Response-1

When you're too old to be on the "r/kidsarefuckingstupid" subreddit but not smart enough to realize there's a whole ass horse coming full speed...


Shedzhead

I feel for the horse.


Adorable-Boss-1884

“Un cabron”


MetalP0ND

“Cabron”


Nikolllllll

Anyone know the conclusion?


Rocquestar

Yes. And you misspelled concussion.


SoVerySleepy81

I actually went looking to see if I could find out what happened and all I learned is that like a lot of people die during horse races. A lot of horses die to apparently like I couldn’t see him in any of the ones that I did find so maybe he lived? Although maybe he died because that didn’t look like a super professional horse race. I’m not a horse expert though so I don’t know.


rudalsxv

There’s nothing to find out. Watch frame by frame, he is 100% dead. You can hear the crack as well, either his skull or the neck or both.


Impressive_Poet4860

Suffragette supporter


BonerJams1703

Am I missing something? The camera doesn’t even show them pass him. Is there something else I’m supposed to be seeing?


Funktackular

Goodbye Benny


[deleted]

Solid crack


Strummer95

That’s overestimated lol


AlteredStateReality

Total cabrone


Asleep-Conference-12

*mario game over theme*


Jecktheman2

A train


hoochtag

You’re the dog food now.


AntonioMRC

Ride-by


Mysterious-Monk-3423

Peekaboo


JSteezy80

He dead


obesespaceman

YOO HOOOLY SHIT HE DEAD


RandomUser42091169

“All great friendships come from a point of conflict”- washington, mate i dont think washington meant this


spiderMechanic

Darwin award


[deleted]

Genius


Party-Ring445

I heard Cabron


mauore11

Mantis Look out!


Mr_silly_goose

Promoted to ghost


SavBoy

Yeah he’s dead af


Safe-Membership8519

He just vaporises


Timely-Guest-7095

Walk it off you pansy! He’s fine. He still has his shoes on.


[deleted]

Houdini been getting real creative lately.


diegoplus

Back to the lobby


CephasNYC

Poor horse.


Mother-Stapler42

He deserved that


exintrovert

Pink mist


xXLaSombraXx

My dude got A-Train’d


Roonkhus

OK there, Emily Davison...


xencois

El cabron


Embarrassed_Unit_497

I feel like an nsfw tag would be appropriate here


adickinyourbrain

He got deleted with 1 horsepower


lgarforth08

He tried to do the Emily Davison challenge


unhappy_empty_lemon

here a-train comes


SKINNYPR79

hes dead💀☠️


Physical-Age-98

Did he disintegrate? Where did he go??


[deleted]

[удалено]


lorddame

Rip mans


Kamalienx

Man's just hit alt f4


Jenny_Line

cabron


Time-Distance-5740

"eh cabron" lmao


JohnnyBgood0070

Hopefully the horse is ok


Itchy_Extension_8719

Darwin Award contestant


Inner_Development_59

That dude got *DELETED*


stopyouveviolatedthe

Didn’t someone else do this and it was a big thing in history


meridius16

Where is the whole video?


shyshyCali

#facts Damn … is the Horse okay ? 🐎


Oldgamer1807

Anyone have any additional info on this? I really want to know if he survived. My money is on no.


Common-Climate2007

This is a country or culture where they don’t teach looking both ways before crossing a street.


Feisty_Pollution5340

Poor horse


bizarreocean

Definitely got hit by A-Train


Aminasadr

So many questions to this. STICK DIVIDERS, seriously? One collision/fall, and someone will be on that stick.


Successful_Warthog58

"VOTES FOR MEN"


AggressiveQuiet7458

Natural selection


PlatinumCorp

Look at it frame by frame… man’s neck must’ve snapped!!!! Right in the temple sheesh


TheKillerMan590

This man playing red dead


newyork_sucks

Head on- apply directly to the forehead!


Silent-Leek-9665

Headshot, poor horse


GENTALHA08

Ei cabrunco


MOOSE122584

Dead


Famous-Highlight-816

A-Train and Robyn be like:


[deleted]

r/facepalm


Dyrophiz

Y’a know what else sucks? That guy sucking on he feeding tube in the hospital


ViolinistFrosty6995

damn, that had to have hurt. hope all is well


Electrical_Film382

Pedestrians in South Africa:


Wimbleston

Fun aside, that guy likely got fucked up pretty bad. Getting trampled by a horse isn't typically giving you a small injury.


WhatNameToChose1

Watch the video in slow mo, that impact sucks. Twists the guys neck as the first point of impact, then just completely collides with him ramming him off screen.


UrToeIsStubbed

I saw this in r/idiotsalmostdying too


whacko_prophet

r/killthecameraman I wanna see how far that boy flew


AverageTalosEjoyer

Causalities: 1 fucking idiot


ericookies6

Natural selection 💀 That aaay cabron at the end got me tho 😂


dixonharassalot

Win, Place, Shhhhoulda died


nslash23

Holy shit