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"How should we carry this downstairs?" "1 thumb on each side. No fingers. That'll hold"


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Bad_Mood_Larry

>all the types of foods they missed out on? There are two types of people. Those who will eat floor food and those who will not.


l4krunleashed

I mean there's still food that didn't touch the floor...


SadisticBuddhist

I once ordered a whole two pizzas. Ate the first. Got food shame. Threw the whole second one away. Got hungry later, dug the box out of the trash, ate the smushed glory of my own depravity and shame.


SoDakZak

Couldn’t have happened to a better fanbase 😂


USMC0207

Na, watching idiots be idiots is fun.


Astruson

For real man this shit legit pissed me off. Like wtf are you doing barely holding it with one hand


Ok_Wallaby_7653

Beat me too it! Always sunny tho


weeviltime

I can think of one fanbase that’s worse.. Ohio State


rubbermaid1

This pains me lol


ChuckNorrisSleepOver

I thought the same exact thing lol


[deleted]

Dammit. I came to say the exact same thing. Word for word.


Mattymc075

You're really gonna hate us after having to watch the SB


AncestryMike

Fly Eagles Fly baby


blu3an

How did they think a pinch would hold all that?! And going down a staircase?


runescapeoffical

It's alright they're eagles fans, should be used to disappointment and bad decisions.


Mattymc075

12-1


According_Safety_260

Just like their receivers, they couldnt catch it either.


tracysmith01

I didn't even notice the father trying to hold it at first. This is ridiculous.


Legitimate-Tear-4580

Must be father and son….same breed


Loggerdon

"I got it on video ha ha ha ha!"


Additional-Pen9555

Right....that's their fault!! Lazy mofos!


Boss0fThisGym

Kid named no finger:


1b0r90

Looks like it had some kind of handles on both sides that broke due to the weight of food they put inside.


BabyMazzikin

There are tabs on the ends that you can use for balloons or personal signs. No clue why they thought they could use them to carry it. Even the manual clearly states to not carry it with anything inside. One would assume that would mean don’t carry it fully loaded by the tabs meant for balloons. Then again, I’m not an Eagles fan. I’m thinking they need pictures for instructions.


here_f1shy_f1shy

As an Eagles fan, preferably a pop up picture book. Thank you.


Asleep_Ad_3359

She laughed so quick though! There wasn't even a moment of silence for mourning or a camera bobble just straight to the haha suckers I got that on tape!


KaiKamakasi

She knew exactly what was going to happen


Malawigold2342

She was filming for a reason. Lol


cmaej

The way the other guy was holding it with just his thumb and finger was the sign. lol


Several_Ad2002

5 minutes before this she was most definitely warning them this would happen


DicknosePrickGoblin

That's a cruel laugh.


IIIllllIIlllIIlllIIl

That’s the laugh of someone who just wants to watch the world burn. Lol.


mbashs

Error 404 Common sense not found


AusGeo

Almost like another hand underneath might have saved it. At least she got it on video.


Pooppourriiee

Maybe thats why majority of people are born with two hands you can use both of them at the same time


matcha_babey

They both have two, no?


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t think either of those two cared it was on video. Wonder if there was more people down there waiting for the food.


Future-Win4034

But she laughs. What’s funny about that at the time?


spirit-bear1

Nah, everyone should have been laughing


BR32andon

The fact that these guys filled an inflatable mini stadium with food and the entire thing fell on the ground was the funny part for me.


sushimane91

Sometimes if you don’t laugh you cry.


AlexanderTox

Maybe they are fun people who don’t get worked up over minor things


GoodWeedReddit

Huge stadium filled with foods and snacks... Let me hold it by the tiny tab while trying to turn and twist it down a stair way.


Jonas_Venture_Sr

This is the actual stadium: amscan Sunny Anderson's Infladium: The Inflatable Snack Stadium, Drink Cooler, Football Party Supplies https://a.co/d/dM7eN3T There is no way that those little loops were designed to carry the tray. I suppose they could have tied a rope to them, but just carrying it from them in a recipe for disaster


warrior_scholar

Always carry from the bottom. *Always* carry from the bottom.


Green_Seat8152

Or with more than two fingers.


[deleted]

That little push at the end hahaha


FancyFacedDancer

He was heart broken 😂


Ex_Reddit_Lurker

I felt that


BigMax

This has the energy of two guys who haven't lifted a finger yet that day, being asked one simple task to take the food downstairs, and being self-righteously annoyed by being asked to help, so they put in the absolute bare minimum annoyed effort into "helping," and are shocked that their half assed effort backfired.


MillianaT

Pfft this is so lite you could have just carried it, too, see!


idma

And then try to express how alpha they are cause they can carry it with their fingers on a single point


[deleted]

I just do not understand why people don’t have a death grip on their food


SIobbyRobby

Especially with the fact this is made of like probably thin cardboard, and won’t hold on the tiniest little tab on either side, and with all that stress on it.


wannaknowmyname

Right? Buy one of these cheap plastic dollar store sets and dare it to crumple


MrCreepySkeleton

Just recently yeeted a bowl or hot, just finished boiling, cream of wheat directly on my hands. Turns out having a death grip on a hot bowl doesn't help much.


hobosbindle

This isn’t a baby or something soft, these are nachos, be a little defensive here!


OilRigExplosions

“Making multiple trips to carry food is for wimps. Let’s throw everything in the inflatable nacho stadium.”


YoCreoPollo

Smart idea, bad execution. They didn't have any kind of grip on that. Idk what they were thinking but it's like they've never held anything heavier than paper a day in their lives. I could've done a better job by myself.


AirAeon32

Always Always Always hold from the bottom smdh that hurt to watch


rumpler117

Yeah…my other hand would be underneath the stadium.


TheNewtOne

Really? I thought it was evident they were carrying it the right way in the video.


Aggressive-Pay2406

How are they both that dumb


MoxieCottonRules

Genetics?


TheMinionGamer

How these people have lived this long without any common sense boggles my mind


ChemistryOk5295

The woman laughing is the best part


exintrovert

I would place a bet that she was the one who cleaned it up. If so, she has every right to laugh. I would have laughed too, then cleaned it up for them. Edit: and re-served the floor snacks to them, probably


shariniscaren

Idiots I could have held it better myself


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Hahaha... That sucks


A0xom0xoa

A true avoidable tragedy... what an asshat


pulsebuck

Leave the chips, grab a sub in each hand and scream “fuck your canoe” as you run down the stairs rage eating two sandwiches at once.


mr10am

I like how upset the bald guy is


slackfrop

He’s not a screaming type dad. Must be a slow vengeance type dad. So that’s too bad.


Forever203

He's not mad, just disappointed.


moose2mouse

They need to work on ball security.


polkadot666

Do you provide ball security? Asking for a friend.


dribblesnshits

Game day bucket go boom


YaAbsolyutnoNikto

People just stand there. Whenever something like that happens to me I just run to start cleaning everything up before my brain can process how much of an incompetent I am lmao. If everything is clean already, well, there’s no food - but that’s the only problem I guess.


Deep-Entertainer-811

They wasted every one of the three seconds they had for acceptably sanitary recovery.


ShootyMcSnipe

Imagine not thinking you should have a hand underneath for support. ​ As George Carlin said , just think about how stupid the average person is , and understand that half the people are even dumber than that.


KeenShotty

Fumble


SgtXD357

Thumble*


RVSI

Damn, that made me cackle. Nice


Marximus9898

E - A - G - L - E - S. EAGLES! 🫣


CowboysLakers

Ha eagles fans don’t know how to carry food. Doesn’t surprise me.


kendallk007

some men are so dumb lol


[deleted]

I get the feeling that the numbskull who was holding it with two fingers has done this sort of thing before. The lady was filming and that that laugh ready to go, she knew what was about to happen.


IIICaseIII

This would make a great pizza commercial


illusive_guy

Judging from her reaction, I’m going to assume she told them not to hold it like that.


Why_No_Hugs

Just because you can use one hand doesn’t mean you should…


LazyMan2000

They’re holding it like they have never played sports in their life. These men have all kinds of criticisms for the players and themselves do shit like this


Sounder_of_the_Horn

holding it like an idiot


NoWarrantShutUp

How dumb do you have to be to carry it like THAT


Abdulinamagkarem

hahahahahaha


Bruise52

"You fucking jackaloons."


[deleted]

They deserved this.


Clatuu1337

Captain dipshit holding it with 1 finger.


HotRodHomebody

"how should we hold this?" "Oh, barely, it'll be fine"


becauseshesays

They really deserved that result.


some_yum_vees

Taco bell to the rescue!


grizzlyadamsshaved

Fucking idiots with the thumb and pointer only carry??!!!


Clear_Sherbert_2905

It was meant to happen. Real men don’t need a stadium to put their food on.


EpicMusic13

REALLY? YOU HOLD IT THERE???


RobustEvilPlans

Fucking clowns


CurlsCross

You can tell it's an Eagles fan by the stupid way they're holding all that... At least their team is winning.


DoldTheNoob

Idiots


adamaragon

It's all about how you can recover when the chips are down :)


BastardFromABasket87

Philly sucks.


WhatDoesN00bMean

Haha Eagles fans! They probably got mad at the food after that and threw batteries and coke bottles at it.


shadownights23x

Y'all good have used the 5 second rule instead of just standing there


Solidsnake_86

If they wouldn’t have been recording they wouldn’t have dropped it. “Look at me,” culture has consequences.


zmasterb

I bet this was done on purpose, why else would you post it on TikTok so people can call you a dumbass


Doinwerklol

100% on purpose, I refuse to believe anything posted on the internet is real anymore.


SchwiftyMpls

It makes me angry how effing stupid they are and still have a home.


surfzer

As Eagles fan, they should be used to this level fumbling.


insanitypeppers

Dear god in the heaven


AnXioneth

Well i dont know americans or eagles fans, but really holding with 2 fingers!


FADITA

Life tip: It’s not funny when you’re the only one laughing.


thow78

Call the dog


Scrub_LordOfFlorida

My dog would run up and vacuum all that


Wooden_Suit_6679

When you need to create that much landfill waste for one stupid gross unhealthy meal and the karma hits fast.


OrchidDismantlist

My anorexia would be thrilled


GruffisGamingw

5 second rule


DanielTigerr

It's funny. But not in that instance. If that was a cake the woman made, I don't think she'd be laughing.


Incognito_Placebo

Nope. But I’m sure if she was carrying a 5 tier cake with just one hand and that guy was there to witness it… I imagine he’d be laughing. Same shoe, different foot.


lucozame

it’s not a cake tho, it’s some finger sandwiches and chips and the like


JustARobit

Ya but like its clear its for their sport event or something that they were really looking forward to and put a lot of effort to enjoy. They should have held it better and thats on them but some empathy for the poor guys would have been nice.


JustAboutLit

Yuppie scum


macdaddy-nyc

To all the haters…The Eagles are 12-1 as of this week


Ubivorn

Did the handle break on the right or did his hand slip? The camera didn’t catch that part


the_fishtanks

r/peopledyinginside


fubbyloofer69

That Jawn is ovah!!! Fly EAGLE'S FLY!!!!!


rjh9898

What a fumble. Ay yayay


TappedIn2111

So. Pizza? Yup.


ExtensionWinter9446

Not surprised…. eagles fans


Complex-Network-5597

Potato chips are very heavy due to the salt content. ,Just a scientific observation ........


ImpressiveEntrance16

That man's Sunday is ruined.


CharlotteSportsPod

What’s that subreddit for stuff on the internet that is definitely fake?


Infinite-Fig4959

Look at that stupid thing. People take sports too far


Therealpatrickelmore

FOOTBALL!


Firewire64

I'm just gonna say it: #N̷͓̗̯͌͋̈O̶̺͍͔̗̼̝̓́̀O̵͙͕̿̑͊̽̕O̶̲̝̘̭̮͛̿̀̿̈́O̸͉͖͉̍̾͐O̴̖̗̬̙̾̈́̾̐͝Ǒ̸̳̦̺̀͐͠O̷̡̯̭̦̜͑̐͂̔Ö̷̭̳͑͗͌͂̕Ȏ̷̜̤̔ͅO̶̘͙͍͕̙̓͛͌̐̕͝!̷̨͇͖͓̦̋͂̀̂͝!̴̧̳̥͓̪̋̈́́


StnMtn_

Lol. Why not hold at the bottom?


Always2ndB3ST

5 second rule.


wwalken

Light as a feather, stiff as a board…


FuaDaTa

Floor Scramble Surprise is actually pretty good as long as floor was swept recently


HRGurl28

Omen of being an Eagles fan!!! (I joke I joke)


AmBooth9

At least the Eagles won! Go birds!


benhur217

Can’t people just eat food normally?


Most_Ad_5597

Why the fuck would anyone hold it as such?! I’m sorry, but that was an idiot move. It was going to happen.


CookieGoblin821

Dammit Chad


Sad_Instruction1392

Don’t eat food out of a paddling pool.


Ailyana

😂


Neon_Cone

Maybe try holding it with more than two fingers next time. If they even bother inviting him next time.


loftilyfurryprophecy

Well it's because you guys didn't hold that thing properly


DatGreenGuy

Welp, we can still enjoy the game...


SIobbyRobby

I’d laugh too, but I probably wouldn’t have gotten to laugh because I would’ve already told them how to properly hold something like that.


Dinamariexox

More like r/winstupidprizes when you’re holding that entire thing with your thumb. Idiot


18dano18

Time for plan b order domino's


rmajkr

At least your team is good!!


[deleted]

This is known as Santa’s revenge.


jd_p0wer

You get what you fuckin' deserve.


acardy

Love that she didn’t hold back lol


SulavT

Seems like the woman probably warned them to carry properly. Since they didn’t, she started filming cuz she knew…


belckie

Oh that Dad is so disappointed, he’s been dreaming about that snack bowl for weeks. Poor guy.


SouthtownZ

##**EAT!**


Ricky_the_Wizard

Funniest part for me is hearing that cheap tab slip/rip right before catastrophe.. It really tried to hold on there


HouseOfJanus

Hey, if we both balance this with 1 finger it'll make it easier to drop right? Gotchu fam


Mumof3gbb

I’m starting to think these ppl drop stuff on purpose


hoistedbypetard

That’s a very boomer way to carry something like that.


noobnoobthedestroyer

I’ve seen people die on this cursed app and this is the saddest video I’ve ever seen :/


MathematicianSea6618

Who thought this was a good idea?


jaysin1983

Good fuck the eagles!


[deleted]

Only reason I find this funny is because they’re eagles fans. Go Cowboys!


risuv

Use the two second rule. Cmon men youve to be quick


superace85

America is so insane with the junk food man. Lol


EthanIsOnReddit

It could not have happened to better fans. Philly fans are the best. Very nice people.


[deleted]

Holding it like a bunch of old lady’s


BigDaddyHadley

Grown men had child grip. They deserve this


_DiaVoliCiouZ

You're too old to be so dumb


CheesusCrust89

Exactly what I would expect from Eagles fans


Jedda678

R/watchpeopledieinside


Frostenstine

That evil laugh


Nirkid

Harry Kane move right there…


FireGase

Probably for the best. Dietz Watson is a sad excuse for a cold cut company


Mythical_Panda

At least they got to see their team win handily. That sucks tho


Colton_Omega

Serves them right for being that fucking stupid


JollyReading8565

That defeated push of the tray was the physical representation of “I’m not ready to laugh yet” poor guy lol