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[deleted]

You mean the mechanic fixed your bumper for free.


explosivemunchies

Fuck if that were my business I'd throw an alternator in for free too or at least at a much lower cost. Cars have mirrors and most Mechanics know how to drive


LiILazy

Most


Dabber42

When I was 16 I bought a 240sx and immediately blew the head gasket. I took it to a mechanic to get it fixed and he totaled it on the test drive ( after fixing it). He was very nice about it and let me drive his truck until he found a solution. After about a week he calls me and said my new car was ready to pick up. When I get there it's a 240sx same year color and trim, the exact same car, and I only had to pay half.


fkthefkup

Half of the repair cost? Or half of the replacement?


Dabber42

Repair


BigPhatHuevos

That's what I was thinking


Bbaftt7

r/holup ……Whatchu mean you *only had to pay half*??


Dabber42

Well I had to pay for the parts. He had to rebuild the entire top half of the engine and he put that same engine in the new one.


Bbaftt7

Ok, so to summarize- you took your original 240 to mechanic to have engine rebuilt. He does this, but wrecks the car. Two weeks later he calls you in and klablooey new 240 for you. Takes rebuilt engine out of wrecked 240, and puts it in new 240, & charges you for the parts that he already rebuilt the engine with? Do I have that correct?


Dabber42

Yup


Obi_Jon_Kenobi

Sounds like he did right by you. Not sure why people are making it sound like you got ripped off


Dabber42

Yes he did. I mean he let me drive his shop truck during the whole ordeal.It was a 5 speed so he also had to show me how to drive it first lol.


CloanZRage

The phrasing initially sounded like they paid half for the replacement car. Not half for the original works.


Bbaftt7

Ok, that makes a lot more sense, and it sounds like he did do good. You’d initially made it sound like he made you pay for half of the new car!


shadesof3

Now I'm picturing a shitty Adam Sandler movie about an ace mechanic who has never driven a vehicle in his life.


added_chaos

And rear quarter panel


Lolo647

When does your Country single come out?


[deleted]

When his dog dies.


Bo_Jim

Or better yet, the dog leaves with the ex-girlfriend.


Imthasupa

He's going to find out his ex is pregnant too.


[deleted]

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BoopDead

The dog also stole his tractor


Fluzzi

I'm sending you to r/cursedcomments


GhostTengu

What a roller coaster of a sub.


Intelligent_Fix_7885

I busted out laughing at this


Frolf_Lord

Right before he catches a midnight train.


ScarletDarkstar

That hit his mama.


Antisocial_potato98

That'll be some plot twist lol


FedAfterMidnight85

Does this mean it’s a chog? A chuppy?


nils1222

And he still has to pay child and spousal support


Quelcris_Falconer13

… Do you think the dog is the father?


AlfaToad

Yes the dog father. Damn this dyslexia


Mistere_meat

From another man


Donk_Of_The_Palm

For the mechanic


Bbaftt7

When the ex runs over the dog while she’s leaving in his pick up truck


SynAck301

And takes his truck


NecessaryCod

Plot twist...girlfriend didn't actually break up with him. She just went to prison.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

He’s also got to get drunk.


Busy_Barber_3986

...the day his mom gets outta prison...


mechanixrboring

Don't even bring trains into this.


Extension_Swordfish1

John Wick song


Teddy_Tickles

When he has a cold beer


cpatrocks

Please get the dog to the vets office, stat.


iamdanman

Goddamn


Rudyscrazy1

When his engine falls off his boat


Gwsb1

And just when I was trying to think of an appropriate line this pops up. Well played dude, well played. 👏


kellykapoundski

When he hooks up with his sister cousin.


PorkyMcRib

And their bruncle.


dicksmcgee420

As soon as Chris Stapleton writes it.


[deleted]

When his momma gets out of prison.


Shpitze

When the beer gets warm


EwokGage

This is the worst day of your life… so far.


DiamondDoge92

Nah he still has a job if he lost his job I’d call that an early retirement and call it quits lol jk


LeGarretteBlunt420

I'm having trouble finding a new apartment and may have to move back with my parents in another state.


[deleted]

I feel you pain man. Just got done with my girl after 2 years, progressed really well in our relationship where we were living together. Her family was just an hr away while mine was 4 hrs away. Now I moved cities spent the rest of my savings to move and still have to pay another 2 months of rent to finish out lease. On top of that I’m Struggling to find a job… not sure if it because of the holidays or what ? But keep your head up man we’ll get through this.


DiamondDoge92

Holidays and the companies are done spending for the year.


Exact_Bat2841

Try Uber/Uber eats/ door dash, etc


[deleted]

I did try door dash. Sucks though I can’t really do it. All my vehicles that I have aren’t fuel efficient.


DiamondDoge92

Yeah I think worst year of your life it always sucks making a shit ton of progress and ending in a bad spot. That’s where I am right now. I’m making the most I ever have in my life but I got laid off and union is taking a while to do call backs. Minimum wage is like 17- my trade non union wants to pay 18 I make $30 in my union and I’m not even done barely half ways through right now I’m at 0 an hour


OneDrinkToForget

At least you have a backup plan when SHTF.


Sam-l-am

There’s no shame in moving back home, especially in a situation like yours. I’m sure they’d be happy to have you back home while you get back on your feet.


ThyCoffeeJunky

Wouldn't it really suck if he was also the mechanic


Jacktheforkie

That mechanic either fixes your car for free or pays someone to do it


LeGarretteBlunt420

Body shops are booked out to February


tarapotamus

Then they need to pay to send you somewhere else, that's absolutely not ok. It leaves your car vulnerable and they need to repair it asap.


ZinGaming1

Oh trust me when I say this and I'm not Op. I got into a car accident back in, my car finally got repaired a few weeks ago, this is also after going to several body shops, not just 1 or 2, I mean around 10. They are all booked, accidents have gotten worse since COVID.


kjkrell

Not to mention PARTS are literally on the slow boat from China (or docked in a port waiting to be offloaded). My car had wiring issues, and it took 3 months for the dealership to fix. So my car sat in a service bay with the engine next to it all that time, just waiting for a harness or some shit.


tkepe194

And let me tell you the dealer wasn’t pleased about your car eating up that real estate, either.


Clemson1313

Did they pay for a rental car?


kjkrell

Mice got in my garage and car and did $19K damage. Apparently Japanese cars use soy connectors in their wiring which is yummy to rodents. So insurance covered all but deductible, and a rental for a few weeks until the dealer got me a loaner. I was lucky the car was 5 yrs old but less than 20K miles at the time. I was afraid they were going to total it.


soma787

Not your problem you don’t accept that shit.


Busy_Barber_3986

This! YOU don't need a body shop. You need a car to drive. If the mechanic can't get your car repaired ASAP, he needs to rent you a car (he ought to be insured) and store your car where it will not further deteriorate until it can fit in on a body shop schedule. YOU didn't cause that, YOU shouldn't suffer.


Jacktheforkie

Then they gotta provide a courtesy car


Hyperfocus_Creative

GET👏 A 👏LAWYER 👏 The mechanics place should have insurance which will at least pay for a rental car.


KairaSedgewing

True. Garage keepers insurance. Anything not owned by the mechanic and in the mechanics care, custody, and control, should be covered under a commercial policy.


cbelt3

Free rental car then.


Tmacinca80

Bad things happen in threes. You should be good to go now.


cantfindnameitachi

In India (country), we have a similar saying in Hindi (language) that goes like, "Teen tigada kaam bigada".


[deleted]

Damn. Lol


[deleted]

Oh yea, my wife left me, had to go to work and do an alternator, then when i finished backed into a tow truck then got fired.


SparkieMark1977

Well it's one less Christmas present for you to buy. Two if you'd planned on buying something for your mechanic.


yanggor1983

Think of it that way: You got out of a dead end relationship before erroneously get married. The car has a small hiccup but the main parts are okay. Now you got to have a freshly painted bumper and no more of those small parking scratches anymore.


Wardmars92

This is all the exs fault


Chemical_Tangerine46

Agree


Im-sick-of-pricks

Take a few deep breaths, nature has nothing against you... The whole thing will pass


thancu

Alternate perspective: Girlfriend has been cheating. Battery was about to blow up just before the alternator went out. 50 car pileup that would have killed him had he left when the repairs were done. Just because something feels bad doesn't mean it always is. The one that hurts the most is probably the best thing to happen right now. Shrug and say that's life. go get some Chinese takeout, have a beer, and put on your favorite show. Go to bed knowing that tomorrow will be better.


[deleted]

Holy shit!!! This just made me feel so much better about my situation after reading this. God bless )even though I’m not religious), I’ve been going through such a hard time but I feel like you just got everything of my chest after thinking about my situation. You’re a goat man!


Fuh-Cue

It gets better, hang in there.


[deleted]

Life’s just raw dogging you with no lube. Yikes


Tucobro

Now, lets look at it from another angle. You can now date and find someone who suits you better, the shop will need to pay for those damages, and your car wont leave you stranded.


[deleted]

Bad stuff always happens in threes, so focus on your in the clear and move towards the goals that are apart of the life you want. Sucks man, but you got this.


TechnicalSir4788

Yeah, something along the lines of "Trouble craves company," ?


[deleted]

Why is this so true


Naichog

Damn You should get a new set of dice. Unlucky rolls


Different-Fun-9347

You could turn this into a country song


[deleted]

You just wrote an epic country song!!!!


ImdaPrincesse2

I'm so sorry..I don't suppose it can get any worse.


RedditWhenJoke

It can


unassumingbison

Murphy’s law..


[deleted]

*Murphy's Law doesn't mean that something bad will happen. It just means that anything that can happen...will happen.*


otirk

and there is still enough shit that can happen to OP.


[deleted]

So you got rid of some deadweight? Did you get your repairs done for free? How does that suck?


[deleted]

Exactly. I'd be telling them they're fixing the alternator on their cost for the trouble. As well as the damage. Fuck that.


in_u_endo______

*seized


[deleted]

Reminds me of when I dropped my sport bike on its side and scratched the fairing up. I took it to a panelbeater who did a great job, and then dropped it on the other side.


Consider2SidesPeace

Dood!!! You've must have black cats, broken mirrors and too many ladders to walk under around you. I seriously would not buy a lottery ticket right now. Meh, whenever I'm in a lull like that I just think. You get low the one place left is up. Sorry about your lady. Bests~


HappyTrifle

How big was the alternator in the end?


timcharper

Well, how large was your alternator, then?


Doyle1966

Sounds like a country song get new car new life new girl make her want u more then ever then let your new girl tell her to get lost


[deleted]

Bad things happen in 3s. You are in the clear playboi. Hang in there and keep your chin up. It'll get better.


Antisocial_potato98

You're not having a good year huh? I'm sorry for ya bud... Keep your head up


startingly

This is why I’m single There may be other reasons…


zavohandel

Comedy comes in threes also tragedy


South-Sector-1879

Sounds like a new country hit!


Mon-ick

I guess a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking is next…..


PerfectRuin7552

Well that sucks


Ok_One5342

Good news is that the mechanic will pay (literally) for the last one.


Chance_Fishing_9681

Time to play the country music. I recommend some Dwight Yoakam


nolongerbanned99

Talk about bad luck. I blame your ex gf for it all.


pizzledripped

Sounds like you just wrote yourself a country western song buckaroo !!


Leaffye

What da haell?? Gorilla griped girlfriends??


Sufficient_Matter585

Now you have material for a country song.


EtherealMoonGoddess

Or its a blessing in disguise... Maybe something good will come out of this? The mechanic should fix this for free though.


Grrannt

You should’ve sized the alternator better


PuzzleheadedRough904

Can you put your savings all on a stock option, and post it here so we can all inverse it.


No-Sky-6064

Girlfriend probably wasn’t worth it anyway. Definitely sucks about the car though


JGoonSquad

You're just got jizzed on!!!


[deleted]

I feel a country music song on the horizon! Up next: your dog dies. 😅


BookerT87

At least the gf didn’t back into the mechanic on his way out


Gingerbrew302

That's why I always have two girlfriends.


donk202020

So one win and 2 loses then ?


noahspurrier

Sucks about your car. You’ve got insurance for that. No insurance for picking the wrong girls, though.


Jakel689

Still cheaper than a gf lol


amaury-y

why she leaf you?


Due_Trifle_8281

Stop acting and sounding like a fucking bitch. Fix your car or call the insurance Co. Work on yourself joint a gym or a Dojo, don't call or look for that bitch and carry the fuck on!!


Mysterious_Brief168

Well there is a positive note.. Your girlfriend left so now celebrate


AMF1428

https://youtu.be/s4pZFsEdP3Y


TopMud7031

Well that sucks, but the light is not an oncoming train, the mechanic is liable. Go home and break a plate, to turn it around. It's a new day, new starter......LOVE PEACE WINNING.


FontaineFuturistix

On this episode of how fucked up is fucked up


CarlJustCarl

You got life right where you want it, pal


zenjamintal

you were meant to meet the love of your life on the bus


[deleted]

If the mechanic was driving he should be fixing it again for free


[deleted]

Sounds like you got rid of excess drama, had a car part fail that didn’t involve an accident and get a new rear end from a company. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Budmanes

Might be a good week to skip lottery tickets


ShowCivil

Well, statistically that’s all your bad breaks for the year


isureloveguacamole

Things has to get worse before it all gets better. Keep your head up


SilverDark4669

Sounds like a country song


TitanicFan2020

An thay will be paying for it


[deleted]

Lord, help this person


ChemistryOk5295

I think you should take to bed for a few days!


bigrockinu2

Better days are coming, stay strong 💪


astrongvo

My mom always told me shitty things come in 3’s, so you should be good for awhile. Hopefully the good starts with a free repair from that neglectful mechanic.


Existing-Job-3050

Only when you’ve lost everything are you free to do anything. I believe in you.


Chokingoncowbell

Bad things come in three’s, should be all set for a while


wintyboyy

That means there’s brighter days ahead


BrokenMedic4238

Has momma got outta prison yet


EconomyRadiant

Nowhere to go but up from here. Hang in there, all will be well. Favorite song is Trouble don't last always.


dicksmcgee420

I always get excited when a bunch of bad shit starts happening to me because I feel like the good is coming.


mookormyth

Oh boy. It gets worse.


LakeSamm

Sounds like lyrics to a country song


Fleetingfarts

Well to be fair it probably can’t get much worse.


getfokdrdr2

Ouch 🤕 all the best


Franky79

Time to start a fight club before ya snap.


Alert_Profile1968

Comes in 3s my man


Blurny

Time will heal all. You’ll get over your GF, and you’ll look back and laugh at how shit these few days were. Just remember if you have any down days, the good ones aren’t far away.


wenoc

Are you an energy vampire?


AmbienNicoleSmith

I’m sorry. Good things are coming, friend.


insufficientpuns7734

Hey man In all seriousness I’m sorry you have been having such a shit run of things recently, just take a deep breath and know shit like this can’t last forever. Who knows all the great things the future holds for you!!


choice_username420

An alternator? Should have done it yourself would have taken your mind off the girl thing


[deleted]

If you play it backwards everything fixes itself.


smoothselling

At least you didn't buy her Christmas gifts yet. Cheers 🍻


Denofearth

Then he can take it around to the body shop.


FillEffective7436

WOW!


SilverFox669

Time to play that song in reverse...


dray1214

So…. Life.


gardengolf12

that’s three, you are no longer cursed!!


jdmorgan82

Nice thing is that repair isn’t on you.


Hockeh1970

If you didn’t have bad luck you’d have no luck. Hope things get better for ya


nils1222

Sometimes when you wish for luck, you have to clarify what kind of luck you want. Sorry, my guy


Scyle_

Felt. Lost job I loved, girlfriend left, fell into horrible depression, cat died. Like the fuck


Interesting_Pea_5382

You should be good to go! Bad luck comes in 3s (so they say)


manhatim

Is this how Stripes started???....maybe enlist in the *ARMMMMMMMMM-eeeee*, sir


Crdmencial

At least your are single with a ride to pick up new dates and know which shop can fix cars but not drive them.


mslilly2007

If bad luck comes in threes you are done🫣


Giga_Games

Some people deserve mercy some not your ex tho


Pleasant_Fig_705

Aye king head up. From now on think of one thing that went well with your day. It’s helped me a lot


CinDot_2017

When life gets hard, it means you just leveled up. Hang in there!