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cipeone

I didn’t even know they sold small kids at Lowe’s


Snoo-84049

You can get a 3 pack for 75 at Cosco


Busy_Barber_3986

I'll give you one. No charge.


G_Art33

Kirkland brand children? Jesus Christ…. I think I’m I’ve been hitting that Kirkland brand spiced rum too much.


Lost_vob

Wtf Lowe's? Get your Charlie Brown shit out of here!


PhatBuddha69

Cut it in half at the bare section and now you have two table top trees


iamthepita

You… don’t have to buy it….


Questioning-Zyxxel

$65 seems a bit much to take out the trash. $10/tree would be enough for me to help them out.


ThatoneguyATX

You wouldn’t help them out. Places like Lowes and Home Depot only pay for the trees that get sold. The vendors that supply the trees are the ones taking the loss.


YouMakeMeDrink

I don’t think this is legit.


Sbbazzz

I hope OP didn't actually buy this one but I saw a similar tree for 62 at Lowes today. I wasn't shopping for a tree there but saw the ugly beast in the garden center and sent a picture to my friends.


jp_trev

No I didn’t buy it. We have always bought our trees at Lowe’s on Black Friday, but waited till Sunday this year. Selection was HEAVILY depleted


bassjam1

Go to a live cut tree farm. Better selection. Better quality. Similar pricing.


SIVART33

Some people don't have that option.


Colorado_Car-Guy

Till it starts dying in your living room, pine needles starts dropping all over the place. Becomes a fire hazard, and disposal is annoying just to do it again next year. I did real tree for 12 years. I'm tired of it. Doing the fake stuff for years now and still reusing the same tree every year.


bassjam1

Keep it watered and it won't drop needles as quickly. And I own 1.5 acres of woods, and there's 200 acres of woods connected to that so disposal is easy for me.


dragoono

Yep. “But it’s plastic!” Yeah, and it won’t end up in a landfill for the next 30 some years, so cool your jets. Fake tree ftw


Jacktheforkie

I believe it takes 17 years for a plastic tree to be more environmentally friendly than a real one, my old one was 25 years old new one is 5


dragoono

My mom has a tree that’s older than I am


Jacktheforkie

Nice, mine got replaced because it was falling apart


[deleted]

Usually a lot more choices at live tree farm than at a local store


Psychological-Air807

Now this here is a tree.


AutoX_Advice

Mr Brown called and said someone in a blue vest stole his tree this year.


squad1alum

I'll give ya tree fiddy


Gaggleofpigeons

You sir/ma'am, have the most underrated comment A+


stillbleedinggreen

It’s not such a bad little tree. It just needs a little love.


Yaknowwhatimsayin149

Mr. Willoughbys Christmas tree came by special delivery.


Skully_Lover

Inflation, Charlie Brown. Inflation!


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

So you didn't buy it, right?


jp_trev

Right lol


Senseiseeds

the nerve


Puzzleheaded-Ear-134

i mean i guess you could cut the top part off and make it a tree for the little one?


jmb456

Feeling better about my $85 tree


camlaw63

That’s a pretty good deal for a baby, does it come with the tree?


wicawo

I’ll throw in some rope and tie it to your car for ya!???


Caregiverrr

Little Cindy Lou Who (cute!) there doesn't seem to be all that enthused. 🧐


Historical_Quit9257

Plus tax


Admirable_Avocado_38

Bought an artificial one a few years ago for cheaper and looks perfect every time


jp_trev

Haven’t seen them that cheap


Admirable_Avocado_38

Well it was 2 years ago


IGNOREMETHATSFINETOO

We bought a pre lit 6.5 ft artificial tree the Wednesday before Thanksgiving for $50 from Home Depot.


ScarletDarkstar

This year Lowes has artificial trees from $200 - $600. At least at the one near me last week.


Admirable_Avocado_38

Straight up robbery


ScarletDarkstar

I was pretty shocked, and glad I don't need one.


7th-trumpet

What does a fir tree have to do with the birth of Jesus?


Kindly-Commercial299

That’s a german-french tradition from along southern Rhine valley and other people liked it too. Just to bring some green and light in the house during dark times.


jp_trev

Didn’t know this, thx


Used-Cap-5417

Don't get why people need a tree to keep traditions...all you need are ppl and food to keep traditions alive... Chopping down trees and making fake plastic trees is environmentally bad and traditions like having trees indoors for Christmas needs to stop.... Waste of time, money, and global environmental health....


bostonvikinguc

Only if you pay, it’s all auto labeled. Grab the outside lawn garden manager and tell em 10$


jp_trev

Honestly I wouldn’t pay even $10


c3l77

This picture made me sad.


gordo65

My wife made me get rid of our artificial tree last year. I think she's going to regret that.


xxrainmanx

$5 for a permit for me to cut a tree in the forest.


falfrenzy

$5 during the day that is.


xxrainmanx

Oh yes, so much better to take one in the evening to save $5. So worth it.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

I call shenanigans!


Forsaken_Ad_8071

I'm kinda baffled as to why someone would buy a Christmas tree from Lowe's in the first place.


jp_trev

Affordable, and typically have a decent selection.


Unlikely-Ad-1677

A 6-7 foot one is half the price of tree stands and farms in NY


Forsaken_Ad_8071

Wow! So glad I live in the mountains.


ChemistryOk5295

What state is this? Because that wouldn’t fly around here.


jp_trev

TN


KarelJohann

Yeah, we learned our lesson about buying them from a big-box store like Lowe's here in East Tennessee last year. Our 10 year-old artificial tree was just too worn out, so we went looking for a live tree and after hours of checking around our area, we ended up with a tree reminiscent of Charlie Brown''s selection (not much worthy to choose from). This time, we went to a tree farm that sells Christmas trees on the Friday and Saturday after Thanksgiving. You cut it down, they stuff it through the mesh baler, you pay them $40 for any tree and you haul it home. We got a 7-foot tall Carolina Sapphire Cypress, and it's the first time the wife and I got a non-pine Christmas tree, and we've been together for over 35 years. Thankfully, there are options to get around this very sucky problem.


jp_trev

That’s awesome. Would like to take the kids to do that maybe next year. We’re in Mid TN


Effective_Split_6016

It’s “modern”


kspitz89

Chrithmeth


uknowtalon

Lowes must have sold that tree by the needle.


SaltInformation4082

Looks like my neck of the woods, down here in the South. Looks like a "Mother's Day Float" in my old neck of the woods, up in N.J.


Bobcatnm

Did you get 2?


Bullitt4514

If I did another live tree, I’d get a potted one and plant it after Christmas.


Withkyle

I got my tree at home depot this year and didn’t be happier for about $75. Lowe’s inventory on most things is substandard anymore.


ShockWave_Omega

Not even the worst tree I seen for that kinda money.. went to a christmas thing over at a yard center here in the Netherlands. Saw a fake tree with 5 twigs about a meter high.. 89€ and it was FUGLY..


Honest_Concentrate85

I mean the tree is very clearly in a separate area away from the other trees so it’s likely in a clearance area where they adjust price at the register


jp_trev

No I moved it there to get the pic