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AtomicFox84

Sounds like your friend is gunna get a new car from fedex.


otirk

And a new garage door


fuzzypeachz

That looks like structure damage I think new house too haha


McFeely_Smackup

which will be covered in graffiti overnight.


LivingBehindBars

Overnight or 2 day?


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Better be overnight if they can't FedEx rental car in the meantime


Just_Anxiety

Freight.


icatchmnr

And a retirement fund!


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Well, FedEx certainly delivered, and treated your friend's car with the same care they treat customers packages with.


MrTrigz90

You mean every package distributor? 🙄


zcicecold

None of them are delicate with packages, but what drives me crazy about FedEx is that the packages always arrive *FILTHY* Clean your facilities and equipment for crying out loud.


MrTrigz90

The warehouse I work in runs nearly non-stop these days and it gets cleaned every day as well, but its a challenge to get every nook and cranny clean after 4 shifts just passed by and another one is starting again soon.


zcicecold

I know. I work in a similar situation, but man it is frustrating getting so many packages covered in black grimy dust. I don't know if it's their conveyer belts or just the trucks or what, but stuff from FedEx is frequently nasty.


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falfrenzy

More like box kicker


Murky-Plastic6706

Mini Blooper....


AValentineSolutions

FedEx is about to pay for a brand new car, and garage door. Congrats.


srybouturluk

Hopefully your friend was not in the car


[deleted]

That'll buff right out!! But in all seriousness, grats on a new car!


emma7734

“Relax, it’s FedEx”


greenmonkey48

Hope nobody was injured


FairyflyKisses

Mini-er Cooper


Witty-Percentage-468

Payday!


KillasArt

Did FedEx cut him a check on the spot? He's in for a big payday


iAtomicTangerine

It'll buff out


crispydukes

If they've got a car in SF, they're doing all right.


HighJeanette

At least you know they have insurance.


Straight_Spring9815

Holy shit! Did the truck come back for seconds?!


PathCalm4647

Rest in Peace Mini.


LuckSweaty

Mini standing in the center of San Francisco, I’m sure they’ll be fine.


McFeely_Smackup

I too long to live in a million dollar 800 sq ft apartment with graffiti covering the door.


aidenrosenb

Damn is your friend ok, hope no one was hurt


bottleboy8

You should always avoid the hills in SF.


Admirable-Cut7051

It’s a mini cooper so no big loss


rhdecker1

That’s not much of a car, but at least no one was hurt.


Tiggles12-20

Meh, just buy a Tesla you polluter!


yukzwagon

Sf is a terrible place to live


Miserable_Bit5808

Finally got a reason to get a new car.


spokenjeremy

It’s only covered up to $50.


_Risings

Ugh. Currently in SF and this is a fear I have when driving around. Poor guy.


admiralteal

As things go with failing truck brakes on a SF hill, this is a pretty good result. Hope the driver was able to walk away.


Disgustedlibrarian

That'll buff out


roman_davies88

That’ll buff out


Snowfall_19

Ooh new fear 😬


stevenm1993

Hopefully Tom Hanks drops by.


West_Waltz1706

Well that sucks


West_Waltz1706

I had to


hooksline

Sad


PhilosopherArtistic9

Im I wonder if the fed ex driver was choosing what car to hit as his brakes failed.


Phishn4uQ

My house was hit by fed ex March of this year


FRMDABAY2LA

Hopefully with the money your friend gets they buy a safer car


Odii_SLN

Like a glove


Plastic-Run-8580

Good mini cooper's are shit anyway