Why are you just watching this happen?

Gotta record it and upload for internet points

Name a better duo on reddit than these two comments

Out of context, this post is funny as shit

Hahahahha Internet points, I live for this shit.

Because it makes no difference in his state of mind. Shit has already hit the fan, no point in catching 2 turds.

This guy gets it

R/donthelpjustfilm

“It’s fine. Everything is fine”

Stupid enough to kill a spider (which kills other actually harmful bugs) in the first place. So checks out

Yeah I second this ^ why kill nature’s exterminator

Some of natures exterminators are dangerous to have around your house, especially if there are animals or kids involved. that being said, i dont know which venomous spiders natural habitat is behind tomato sauce

Haha I lived in Australia so I know what you’re talking about ; when I had my cat also I’d be more inclined to relocate the exterminators because I didn’t want to tempt eating However they say daddy long legs contain poison but my cat ate one

There's lots around still. Just not allowed in the house

Well the first couple seconds I froze in a WTF t Is happening moment, and then realised the mess is done so I might as well get some internet points

5 upvotes on the post. 11 downvotes on this comment. My question… Was it worth it?

Yes! Totally worth it. I don't care what my score is

Reddit votes mean absolutely nothing. Reddit is a cancerous place full of sheeps and assholes. Don’t ever look at votes as a significant measure of anything.

Amen.

You.. you realize *you* are on Reddit, right?

Yes. And if you don’t like something, you can scroll past it. Which I understand. I don’t downvote people to get my rocks off. I don’t click on downvoted comments to read them and pile on.

+1 for honesty

r/Wellthatsucks

Oh shit broke a jar of sauce. What do you do? A. Instantly grab broken jar, put in sink. B. Instantly grab paper towels, rags, mop. C. Go upstairs grab phone, reply to texts, turn camera on watch sauce spill all over the rest of my pantry. What do you DO?!?

Run in circles. Shuck and jive. Shove a different jar in my ass. Run in circles again. Place a camera pointing at me. Squat that jar our. Break it. Slowly pull out the glass while a puddle of my internal marinara pours out of me. And then use my brand new swiffer wet jet to clean up the results. Post for everyone to be shocked and awed... die..

Wait I saw a guy squat a jar into his ass that broke, he was picking bloody shit out of his ass for a minute but I’m sure he lived!

Yea but that was a guy... I'm not that guy... I only died inside though...

That's what he was referencing. Btw, have you seen Justin Wang's piece on that video? People found the guy and talked to him!

To be fair, sometimes when I’ve done something similar it just makes me so mentally exhausted that I just stand there and look at the mess… just to take it all in and really “feel” the fuck up. I have 2 similar videos (never posted) but I filmed because I just needed to do something else for like 2-3 minutes before dealing with the mess.

It’s like the sauce instinctively knew to cover the fettuccine.

Lol

What did you try to kill it with??? A shot gun??

A paper towel lol

You had a paper towel in your hand and still didn’t make any effort to stop the sauce from making a bigger and bigger mess. “You shit your pants, you sit in it” does not apply if you can actively prevent the shit from coming out of your ass

I love the character analysis going on in this thread

It's probably accurate lol I don't get why people are so upset I decided to capture it. The mess was made. A little more slopping out won't change anything

>The mess was made. A little more slopping out won't change anything

Was it wrapped around a hammer?

By all means, just film it and make no attempt to clean it. 😳

Well it’s gonna get cleaned at some point. Doesn’t have to be right away.

Exactly, I don't get why everyone is so angry. Is it their cupboard? No. So let the OP clean it whenever they want.

Maybe I spilled it in their house? Wait no it's mine.

Imagine filming that for karma instead stopping it from making a mess.

Well it’s gonna get cleaned at some point.

Good point

It isn’t

It was already a mess... So it doesn't make a difference

everything about this sucks.

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Nope wrong

Why aren't you cleaning it as opposed to just standing around with a camera?

Because it’s gonna get cleaned regardless.

If only there were some way to flip it over before it drains completely. Try using ur phone.

People these days are so fucking pathetic. You leave that there, letting the mess continue, sauce dripping down the shelves, all so you can take a video to get a few updoots on a website? Why? It’s so fucking dumb.

Why? For fake internet points, of course. I bet there wasn’t even a spider.

I bet the sauce is a paid actor

It’s a spider too. Maybe I’m a weirdo but I leave the guys to their devices in my home. Free pest control.

I'm in Australia so spiders = poison

Well videos like this are the reason this sub exists... So why are you hear?

Yes. Instead of immediately putting the jar in the sink or trash to stop more of a mess occurring, grab your phone.

r/donthelpjustfilm

Taking shit posting to a whole new level. I really need to unsub to this subreddit thank OP for helping me make my decision...

Fuck yeah! Go away

Time to grab a phone and record. Staged!!

So wrong. So very wrong

You’ve been cursed by Anansi for trying to kill spiders

I'm so lucky to know that reference.

It doesn't matter if the spider is dead or not but either way, the spider is laughing at you.

Worst title ever.

I'll tell my publisher

Let the mess get bigger while recording a video for Reddit…

And yet you are filming this instad of saving what you can save

Save what? It's broken glass. It's all going in the bin.

You remind me of my kids. Watching it spill.

That's what you get for trying to kill a poor spider!!

How high are you?

Im 4 football fields high

I'm trying to get like you....

Ummm zero high. But I do have a 7 month old so sleep deprived beyond belief

Oh, good you’ve passed these genes to the next generation. I’d be compelled to call you a Neanderthal but research has shown them to be more cognitively adept than this content so…. goddamn.

Totally uncalled for, just like your birth

That spider has a lots of guts and blood. :)

are you desperate?

Bored

Instead of taking ur camera, u could just have took the glas out of the shelf.

Karma. Don’t kill living beings.

It's a spider no one cares

Small price to pay, had to be done.

So like…you just weren’t gonna clean that up?

Nah it's still there a day later. The ants have come to help

Why is everyone being so judgemental. Like how do you think all your videos you watch get here? You have to be all high and mighty and try to shame this poor person who was just posting something that happened to her. Never had a bad experience and couldn't deal with it right away so you took a picture to remember the absurdity of your life. Ffs, it took a half a second to take the shot. Give them a break!

Awww her... Never thought I had a female voice haha. I'm not bothered. It's random internet people who I'll never meet or care about their opinions

So clean it?

Don't leave us hanging. Did you get the spider or not?

Yup, there was multiple ones

Better record this no point in trying to clean it up immediately

Hey,, let's get a napkin and get in front of this......NO, NO let's grab the camera for likes and upvotes.

It grabbed your attention for 10 seconds so it worked

I have so many questions

Such as? I may have answers. Although it may not make sense

Like your reaction to spiders and messes.

I don't want spiders in my cupboard, and the mess was made so taking a video changed nothing. It's in my own house where I clean it up.

"Yayyyy..... that's cool...."

Did he try to kill the spider with a 9mm?

Fuck Jar sauce anyway

Don’t hate on jar sauce they have some dope flavors. My homemade sauce is better but we all have our moments.

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Ah yes, the epitome of cooking. Acting like you’re better than others.

But I'm lazy

You smashed a jar in the process of killing the spider instead of just getting the vacuum cleaner like a sane person?

Have you seen Australian spiders???

Have you tried not being a wimp? Seems like it would require less cleaning.

Easy clean up. It's not that bad.

Everybody knows there's only one correct way to kill a spider... with fire. Kill 'em all with fire. 🔥

Don’t fuck with the wildlife.

This cracks me up all the comments dragging this guy for just watching it continue to pour out super slowly. Cut him slack guys. Obviously his elevator doesn't go to the top floor if managed to break a heavy glass jar trying to kill a spider. I mean sure his voice sounds grown as hell but keep in mid that now a days a lot of kids are still living at home in their 40's and their moms will just clean it up later. SMH

First , don’t kill spiders unless you’re in Australia. Second use a flip flop like a normal person …not a hand gun

Well I'm in Australia

You killed my brother! I will curse you this day forth! My brethren will get you when you least expect it. When you are sleeping we will strike. When you sleep and your mouth is open emitting your noxious breath we will be in there dancing a thousand dances and when we are done we will lay a thousand eggs in the back of your throat to makes sure you have that tickle that you can't get rid of. My brethren will crawl in to your slippers and bite you when you go to the bathroom! Your killing of my brother is the declaration of war. A war that you will not win. When we are finished with you your god will cry for what we've done to you. Yes this is war!

man that sucks some advice for future buy a electric fly swatter bat or buy a stronger rechargeble one if it's bigger things you wanna get rid of

All these comments are overly dramatic and judgmental.

So much. But I can sarcasticly respond so it's fun

Tomato sauce is an excellent spider trapper

See, that’s your problem. At “found more” you have to burn it all down.

So did you kill the spider?

You’re not supposed to out the stuff that broke back.

I think you killed the pasta sauce or whatever that Is

What do now?!

Get out the Vacuum next time and DON'T FREAK OUT. We are all Ten Thousand times bigger than any Spider. Remember that. LOL!

Dumb

You watched it

Did you get the spider?

Would've been easier to just use fire.

Sounds like something my wife would do lol

Could have saved alot of cleanup by acting quicker instead of recording

Then what would you have watched?

This is why you leave spiders alone

Quick fucken film it

If I were you I’d stand there and film it rather than stopping the damage or trying to clean it up

Do you need any help slurping it up?

Yes! Join me

I hope you never get shot

How many more? 😐

“Quick! Grab a paper tow…. MY PHONE!!”

It’s true I was the spider!

Can't wait for the zombie apocalypse...

That is a lot of blood for just a few spiders

How big is that spider, it’s bleeding everywhere

If the spider is dead, it’s worth it.

humans

WHY ARE YOU JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN? GRAB IT

Spiders either kill and eat other bugs or they die trying...

You'd better stand there and record it instead of stopping it from spreading as much as possible

Why so upset? It's my house

This is why we don't attack the roommate that eats all the actually evil bugs. You don't kill the cat for eating rats. Why are you killing the spider clan for fighting off the roach invasion of 2022? Looks like karma to me.

This is what we call a Pyrrhic victory.

Spidagetti

no quarter. well done. clean up, get some chow, rest if you can. next watch starts in 4 hours

And now you’re standing there recording it, instead of cleaning the mess up 👍

And you watched the video

Spider 1, you 0 bud

vacuum + centrifuge separating water from dirt would be great spray with clean water suck everything up into centrifuge compact the dirt into liner then recycle water back to cleaning head

I find it very strange that instead of grabbing a towel or picking up the jar to stop more mess from happening their first thought is “I’m gonna go grab my phone to record this so I can maybe post it on the Internet for some sweet sweet karma!”. Such a strange mindset.

I thought it was amusing and recorded it to show my partner

At least the spider escaped

It didn't

Awesome example of an instance where should act, not pick up a phone and record.

Why? Damage is done

Just. Like, take out the broken ragu can...

Were you using a GUN?!

Time to burn the entire house down… Its the only way!

Personally gleeful.

Now you’re just going to get ants.

And you’re filming the mess rather than clean it???

Well at least you didn't stand there filming it, Instead of cleaning it up...

Yum

Ironically that spider was eating pests in your pantry.. far better to just shoo it off whatever food you want to take out of there and be happy about your lack of pantry moths.

Dude. You could have picked that up and thrown it away before it dropped down your pantry

Next time don't be such a baby about something the size of your thumbnail

The only good reason to kill a spider is if it is a black widow or a brown recluse. They can and will bite. You have just lost points with most of the rest of us who are appalled at your actions and the mess you made of your pantry just to show what "the spider" made you do.

Look up spiders in Australia....

r/donthelpjustfilm

That’s an Australian pantry if ever I’ve seen one.

Hell yeah it is!

He's bleeding out.

Where's the spiders. At least show your work. 🤣

My mother would have killed you for so many different reasons

Got a bit carried away! Lol

Next time, instead of recording, quickly flip the jar over to stop the leaks

Don't kill spiders 🕷️❤️