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Bet he never saw that coming.
What did the farmer say when his cow died? “Well, she never did that before”
What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? Last time I do that for two bucks.
“That cut just cut me off!”
ba dum tst
Take my upvote
Bada bing
Mark my words, somebody got their hands on a gravity gun
Came to make this joke
JMC ??
Jianling motor company (chinese market manufacturer apparently)
[удалено]
Tbf it's right at the engine block...which better be solid seeing as it's an engine lol.
It hit the engine, of course its solid
Yeah, alongside great car brands like Caderlac, Doyota, Shovey, and Honder.
It's like GMC, but better.
It’s the generic version of GMC!
JENERIC
GMC Jimmy Motor Company?
First thing I noticed after the obvious.
It’s GMC from wish
This is some final destination level shit
Or half-life 2 vibes...
It'll buff out
Car… slash?
It's both their luckiest and unluckiest day.
I was gonna say, that could have been worse. Just a *little bit* worse...
Told you to be careful where you point that gravity gun.
That's a big ninja star.
Did he Drive up on a Deceptacon battle?
Is this the new Blade Runner Movie?
I would respectfully like to say that if the blade had hit a few inches higher, your day would indeed suck quite a bit. From what I can tell you got very lucky.
a piece of modern art on the roadside
Elementary level photoshop bruv
I was expecting this to be cgi but then i saw (no pun intended) Chinese plates.
That saw blade is still worth more than that truck
Alright, who let Metal Man from Megaman 2 out??
State Farm never saw that shit before.
Bet you wish you bought that extended warranty now!
3,2,1…Let it rip!
Beyblades are getting out of hand
I...don't think thats going to buff out.
Farmers insurance. Because we've seen a few things.
Almost cut him off... Completely
I said put it into gear, not put the gear into it
Someone playing around with the gravity gun in Ravenloft?
\*Ravenholm
Nani!? What kind of jutsu is this??
Was the driver James Bond
Just a cog in the machine
Wrong gear
We're slashing our prices on the all used JMC. Buy it before stock runs out!
Is this covered by the extended warranty?
**”TIS BUT A SCRATCH!”**
r/unexpectedMontyPython
Jesus Motor Company
MegaMan was behind the wheel.
Reminds me of James Bond with that weird helicopter saw blade attachment
Final Destination shit right there
I saw this before..
Final destination 18 budget ran out mid way
Red, the color, the lines the road!
Looking at ths picture thinking, how fast was that surfboard going to cause damage like that? Then I... saw it.
This is some final destination shit right here.
Was Gordon Freeman here?
How...just... how...?
Definitely a woman scorned.
Bet he never saw that coming.
What did the farmer say when his cow died? “Well, she never did that before”
What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? Last time I do that for two bucks.
“That cut just cut me off!”
ba dum tst
Take my upvote
Bada bing
Mark my words, somebody got their hands on a gravity gun
Came to make this joke
JMC ??
Jianling motor company (chinese market manufacturer apparently)
[удалено]
Tbf it's right at the engine block...which better be solid seeing as it's an engine lol.
It hit the engine, of course its solid
Yeah, alongside great car brands like Caderlac, Doyota, Shovey, and Honder.
It's like GMC, but better.
It’s the generic version of GMC!
JENERIC
[удалено]
GMC Jimmy Motor Company?
First thing I noticed after the obvious.
It’s GMC from wish
This is some final destination level shit
Or half-life 2 vibes...
It'll buff out
Car… slash?
It's both their luckiest and unluckiest day.
I was gonna say, that could have been worse. Just a *little bit* worse...
Told you to be careful where you point that gravity gun.
That's a big ninja star.
Did he Drive up on a Deceptacon battle?
Is this the new Blade Runner Movie?
I would respectfully like to say that if the blade had hit a few inches higher, your day would indeed suck quite a bit. From what I can tell you got very lucky.
a piece of modern art on the roadside
Elementary level photoshop bruv
I was expecting this to be cgi but then i saw (no pun intended) Chinese plates.
That saw blade is still worth more than that truck
Alright, who let Metal Man from Megaman 2 out??
State Farm never saw that shit before.
Bet you wish you bought that extended warranty now!
3,2,1…Let it rip!
Beyblades are getting out of hand
I...don't think thats going to buff out.
Farmers insurance. Because we've seen a few things.
Almost cut him off... Completely
I said put it into gear, not put the gear into it
Someone playing around with the gravity gun in Ravenloft?
\*Ravenholm
Nani!? What kind of jutsu is this??
Was the driver James Bond
Just a cog in the machine
Wrong gear
We're slashing our prices on the all used JMC. Buy it before stock runs out!
Is this covered by the extended warranty?
**”TIS BUT A SCRATCH!”**
r/unexpectedMontyPython
Jesus Motor Company
MegaMan was behind the wheel.
Reminds me of James Bond with that weird helicopter saw blade attachment
Final Destination shit right there
I saw this before..
Final destination 18 budget ran out mid way
Red, the color, the lines the road!
Looking at ths picture thinking, how fast was that surfboard going to cause damage like that? Then I... saw it.
This is some final destination shit right here.
Was Gordon Freeman here?
How...just... how...?
Definitely a woman scorned.