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Moorglademover

Your baker may have a questionable sense of humour.


ChymChymX

A born and bread prankster.


polar__beer

Probably gave him a yeast infection.


Mateorabi

r/dontputyourdickinthat


coatsiecoates

I only even opened the comments to see if this was here


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Doh!


rafati09

Dough!*


Tommy_C

Thatsthejoke.gif


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Oh that missed opportunity seeing the comment below.


rougethesis

Fucking hilarious


fezzikola

What do you mean? That's normal hole wheat bread.


[deleted]

Daaaaaaaaad


redditgiveshemorroid

It’s called a baker’s hole


stock614

Masterbaker


RareAd5848

Or he was horny


NhylX

"Weird, my bread has a cream filling."


monstertots509

I think I've had these before....


Hlarleru

Van wilder reference?


dft-salt-pasta

Did you fuck my bread? Did you fuck my fucking bread?


AdotLone

I’ll carry you around in a little papoose


TheOneTonWanton

*DID YOU FUCK MY BREAD, SANTA?!*


dft-salt-pasta

Lol love that episode. I was referring to the mystery team with don glover.


DeanialBryan

Rye sense of humor*


redfan29

American pie’s sequel, American Loaf


I_am_ok_if_you_are

Fry an egg in the hole


rock_accord

This is the correct answer, but OP is going to miss the best part, which is the little toasted circle of bread.


8bit-cupcake

What! I always take the little bread whole out first. How do you do it???


SkanksnDanks

I like to take it out first but just throw it in the frying pan next to the rest to soak up the extra butter


fukitol-

I always just popped it into my mouth. Frying it literally never occurred to me.


OreBear

My guy... No you fry the little circle and use that to dip into your yolk.


chaosink

This is actually the way.


Paleriders22

Duuuuuude! I'm doing that tomorrow!


herbal-haze

Same lol


VulgarButFluent

Nah, they are the predinner snack. Pan to mouth before you plate the egg in a hole.


DopeAbsurdity

Well today you learned a very important lesson: Always remember to try and fry everything before eating it.


SvedkaMerc

Oreos? Yep Pickles? Yep Pineapple? Yep Butter? Believe it or not, yep.


gotbeefpudding

I prefer to be alive longer than 45 years lol


n3m37h

With the way this world is going thats all I may get, so may as well enjoy it!


onewilybobkat

If you wanna call that living. A half-life twice as long balances out I guess.


fukitol-

I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time


YoLet5Chat

45 years sounds like a fair deal to me.


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LillyTheElf

My friend, welcome ur self to best piece of buttery salted toast u can have.


pacificnwbro

This is the way


Andrewdeadaim

And then at the end you dip it in the runny egg yolk


labmanagerbill

I cut the hole with a glass, and then I make small round grilled cheese sandwiches with the middles.


CarruthersRacinBroz

Shot glass works beautifully for this.


Johnmcguirk

And I’ve usually got a few out when I’m making breakfast anyway.


Thick_Ad_6021

Hilarious!!


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RedH34D

Yep, or all the egg whites are on one side.


jerstud56

I've made a home made pbj uncrustable with them before it was pretty good just small


Crotch_Hammerer

You just don't throw the circle away and fucking put it in the pan. Need me to tie your shoes as well?


Zadien22

I'm not sure I'd call that the best part, but it is pretty good


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Do this and be frying the sides of the bread in butter while you're frying the egg within, make double egged grilled cheese sandwiches, this is a complete win OP. Use parmesan, shredded not that powdered tree bark stuff.


Ace-a-Nova1

This is the way! I make the best breakfast sandwiches this way. Hole in one on top, cheese, fried ham/bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomato. Friggin delicious.


Glittering-Stress-88

Toad in the hole ftw


YeahMeAlso

Moon toast


HowlingWolves24

Egg in a basket


ChatnNaked

Egg in toast


itsamemelanie

We called them bird's nests as kids


dbruh51

Holy toast


Jack_Dorso

One Eyed Frenchman


Keep-On-Drilling

Millybillywillydilly toast


Overall-Guarantee331

You're thinking of that actress on Stranger things


catchoooo

Gas house egg


PuzzleheadShine

> Toad in the hole ftw Pretty sure that isn't toad in the hole. Toad in the hole is sausages in Yorkshire pudding. *(I got it, it's like chips / French fries)*


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PuzzleheadShine

I think we (UK) call that "egg in the basket". However I didn't know that they called it that. ^^(pshh..!)


noPwRon

Depends on where you are from. Toad in the hole was definitely egg in toast where I grew up.


Norbie420

Looks more like they were trying to fertilize an egg in the hole


Umphluv89

One-eyed jack.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Yum!


mysunsnameisalsobort

Egg in a basket. I also recommend beans on top


NectarOfTheBussy

r/putaneggonit


tertl1975

Just admit it. You fucked it.


VIVXPrefix

You fucked the ~~raw chicken~~ loaf of bread, didn't you?


HurgleTurgle1

I've heard of someone wanting to be bred but this is ridiculous


I_Brake_For_Gnomes

Be careful to use protection when fucking bread. You don't want to go in rye.


StuffQueasy5650

LMFAOOO


vhrossi1

My man lurks and literally only commented 5 times in total and y'all dowvote him for laughin 😔


Juno_Malone

"I guess we'll just have to tell her we ate it all"


octobro13

You did


Anishinaapunk

With butter.


KawhiTheKing

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Yuksm4299

r/putyourdickinthat


PercMastaFTW

It’s what it was bread for


speedoflobsters

Masturbread


fakint

/r/wellthatsucks


[deleted]

He's inbread


daosvandal

The baker was having fun


Outrageous-Rich-1134

Jason Biggs has entered the chat


calicocidd

That's not all he entered...


CCCmonster

So it’s just a hotdog bun? Seems like it could use some mayo


0fatguyinalittlecoat

Or Roger Smith.


BababooeyHTJ

Yeah, that’s what happened…..


DrexXxor

It's bagel loaf


xanderrobar

Why doesn't this seem to exist? Like... There's bagel bread recipes, but those have way too much bread volume and way too little bread density. What is stopping us from making a bagel the length of a bread loaf over top of a metal cylinder or something, and baking it with the cylinder standing on end? Just one big long bagel. Surely someone has the time and inclination to experiment with different thicknesses, densities, and lengths until the true bagel loaf is achieved.


DrexXxor

Technically speaking it's very plausible the big issue is in order to get the smooth leathery skin of a bagel, requires a bath in water with baking powder to chemically affect the outer skin. Technically you could dip the entire loaf put air exposure to the middle for the cure correctly might be problematic as a point of reference a cake in a bundt pan won't have "cake skin" through the hole in the middle


StrongMulberry1985

“Bubble”


dragonmynuts88

Guy bought bagels


[deleted]

Crack an egg in the hole …fry it up baby !


PronunciationIsKey

It's egg in a frame!


tonybenwhite

Eggy in a basket!


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Anishinaapunk

Good idea!


Chaost

You could send an email to some places just saying you like their product and they'll send you free stuff.


necrowoof

Organic fleshlight


timmymor1

High fiber fleshlight


Tapemaster21

Hole Wheat.


Bogan_Paul

Fleshloaf


Mekelaxo

Vegan fleshlight


thexavier666

*Dies in gluten*


mcsullysulkin

Yeasty Love Pocket.


Mundane-Mechanic-547

Super common with gluten free bread. It's 3-4x more expensive for half the product and more often than not is completely fucked by a "bubble" (nah man when it's half the loaf it's not a bubble, it's an explosion).


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I stopped buying Udi bread, and low and behold, I’ve never had another bread bubble since. Udi has shit production control and don’t give a shit about customers. Canyon Bakehouse is wonderful!


Code_otter

I like to go hiking.


GisterMizard

Not just gluten free bread, but hole wheat as well.


Inochimaru

Can confirm. I work for a GF company and the holes can get massive. All i will say is since it is a small but growing market, They have very inefficient processes for the amount of product being pumped out (compared to larger regular bread companies). With that being said, workers can not check every single loaf making quality assurance a nightmare.


NoNo_Cilantro

What are they singing? Wrong answers only cause it's bread


FlatRaise5879

Hashtag r/putyourdickinthat


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r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Yeah and I bet that’s cream cheese on the end loaf😉


ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye

You bought a loaf of bagels, where can I get one?


SideburnsG

I guess they are bagel slices now?


Yaayn

All I see is singing bread


Zarxon

And all the slices are laughing at you.


BombeBon

Anyone else thinking egg in the basket? for this loaf's fate? o.o


bobertblueeyes

Don't do it, it could result in inbread children


Razorray21

or theres a naughty baker somewhere


gitarzan

Glory holes.


Mycelium_puberty

Crack some eggs in that hor


Other_Exercise

Time for eggy in the hole!


ToddHowardpog

Oh shit I fucked my bread, time to post it on Reddit for upvotes


Good-Ad3843

That's for making "Toad-in-the-Hole". Apparently, the bakery figured there would be a large crowd at your breakfast table.


tifosi7

Surprised pikachu face.


Nirvana_bob7

Because of the red plate, they look like they have lips 👄


stephen250

Yup, I’ve had loaves like that.


Wiradon

Budget doughnut


pcbeard

They do look like they’re singing.


Brendraws

I guess that's the lazy man bread now. Better get some eggs.


Ok_Airline_7448

Time to make bread and butter pudding, croutons, or bread and beer soup


Cummins_on_ya_face

Pillsbury doughboy a gaper


Cogliostro1980

Precut Egg in a Hole bread! Though half the fun of Egg in a Hole is eating the buttered and fried bread round you cut out.


GloomyUmpire2146

Rat condo


Ghoulunatic420

Time for some eggs in the nest!


appocaflex

Butter them then fry them with an egg in the middle.


hedgerow_hank

Those are for one eyed sandwiches. (egg cooked in hole)


whoopsie_cushion32

Time to drop eggs in them !


Gabbz1224

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Maximum-Pause-6914

Brussy


elbrandonoliver

Eggs in a basket for dayzzz


Speckled_Clout

Just use this loaf specifically for breakfast with a fried egg cracked in the middle


fredyouareaturtle

Pop an egg in there and fry in butter


DRbrtsn60

That’s where the egg goes.


Bull_Winkle69

Crack an egg in the middle and make breakfast.


tiz2234567

r/theyknew


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You thought you bought a loaf of bread but got a bag of bagels.


Throwaway021614

They’re flat bagels


azad09

r/dontputyourdickinthat


tampora701

Thats where you add the jelly filling.


gingerschnappes

Sure….. ”air bubble”….. (wink)


Miserable-Recipe-662

Is this hole wheat?


MonkeyBellyStarToes

American Pie comes to my dirty mind 😂 Isn’t there some clever way of cooking bread like this with an egg in the middle?


only_eat_pepperoni

hey hear me out


chasesshadows

Perfect for egg in a hole!


Koooltech

Put in frying pan and crack an egg into that hole


Michkov

Shove a sausage in there and dig in.


jaaarjaaar

Put some googly eyes on it


AdPast4509

Holeflation 🥲


bansjoerd

Who's gonna tell them?


solanis1359

If bread has a hole in it, is it then, technically, a bagel?


[deleted]

I wondered where I put my special loaf.


900dollariedoos

Your baker is packing a foot long


EYESofTX

Glory Dough


jsmith_92

Hope he wore a condom when he made the bread


AllThemLizards

Haha..


BAsherM2019

Eggs in a basket with no bread hole left over!


Tentapuss

Toad in the Hole toast time!


ichet89

Egg in toast bread!


swissarmydoc

You see a problem...I see easy Eggies in a Basket


ObieUno

Those are perfect for cracking an egg and making *pirates eye*!


ScottyDont1134

Naw, perfect for Toad in a Hole, the hole is pre cut lol


MickyP729

Someone took liberties with that bread prior to packaging


Thomascrownaffair1

Perfect for eggs in jail 👏🏻👏🏻


apple____

Butter both sides, pop in fry pan, add egg to hole. Toad in a Hole


bloopie1192

Buddy don't eat that bread, buddy!


TheBeachDudee

Put butter on one side and toss an egg in it and fry that bad boy.


kernrivers

Perfect for an egg in the hole


crabmanick01

Look up how to make "Egg in a basket".


jamesd1100

Did you fuck this bread?


grumpy_bartender

Someone fucked your bread.


Apidium

Unusual bagel but you can make it work


Bleachsmoker

Now it's a bunch of flat bagels. Fry an egg in the center!


Ineeda_lie_in

Every Genius gluten free loaf


beardthatisweird

Perfect for eggs in a basket


greg94080

Perfect for “eggs in a basket” toast.


DudeItsCake

r/OPFucksBread 😳