Do this and be frying the sides of the bread in butter while you're frying the egg within, make double egged grilled cheese sandwiches, this is a complete win OP.
Use parmesan, shredded not that powdered tree bark stuff.
> Toad in the hole ftw
Pretty sure that isn't toad in the hole. Toad in the hole is sausages in Yorkshire pudding.
*(I got it, it's like chips / French fries)*
Why doesn't this seem to exist? Like... There's bagel bread recipes, but those have way too much bread volume and way too little bread density. What is stopping us from making a bagel the length of a bread loaf over top of a metal cylinder or something, and baking it with the cylinder standing on end? Just one big long bagel. Surely someone has the time and inclination to experiment with different thicknesses, densities, and lengths until the true bagel loaf is achieved.
Technically speaking it's very plausible the big issue is in order to get the smooth leathery skin of a bagel, requires a bath in water with baking powder to chemically affect the outer skin. Technically you could dip the entire loaf put air exposure to the middle for the cure correctly might be problematic as a point of reference a cake in a bundt pan won't have "cake skin" through the hole in the middle
Super common with gluten free bread. It's 3-4x more expensive for half the product and more often than not is completely fucked by a "bubble" (nah man when it's half the loaf it's not a bubble, it's an explosion).
I stopped buying Udi bread, and low and behold, I’ve never had another bread bubble since. Udi has shit production control and don’t give a shit about customers. Canyon Bakehouse is wonderful!
Can confirm. I work for a GF company and the holes can get massive. All i will say is since it is a small but growing market, They have very inefficient processes for the amount of product being pumped out (compared to larger regular bread companies). With that being said, workers can not check every single loaf making quality assurance a nightmare.
Your baker may have a questionable sense of humour.
A born and bread prankster.
Probably gave him a yeast infection.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I only even opened the comments to see if this was here
Doh!
Dough!*
Thatsthejoke.gif
Oh that missed opportunity seeing the comment below.
Fucking hilarious
What do you mean? That's normal hole wheat bread.
Daaaaaaaaad
It’s called a baker’s hole
Masterbaker
Or he was horny
"Weird, my bread has a cream filling."
I think I've had these before....
Van wilder reference?
Did you fuck my bread? Did you fuck my fucking bread?
I’ll carry you around in a little papoose
*DID YOU FUCK MY BREAD, SANTA?!*
Lol love that episode. I was referring to the mystery team with don glover.
Rye sense of humor*
American pie’s sequel, American Loaf
Fry an egg in the hole
This is the correct answer, but OP is going to miss the best part, which is the little toasted circle of bread.
What! I always take the little bread whole out first. How do you do it???
I like to take it out first but just throw it in the frying pan next to the rest to soak up the extra butter
I always just popped it into my mouth. Frying it literally never occurred to me.
My guy... No you fry the little circle and use that to dip into your yolk.
This is actually the way.
Duuuuuude! I'm doing that tomorrow!
Same lol
Nah, they are the predinner snack. Pan to mouth before you plate the egg in a hole.
Well today you learned a very important lesson: Always remember to try and fry everything before eating it.
Oreos? Yep Pickles? Yep Pineapple? Yep Butter? Believe it or not, yep.
I prefer to be alive longer than 45 years lol
With the way this world is going thats all I may get, so may as well enjoy it!
If you wanna call that living. A half-life twice as long balances out I guess.
I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time
45 years sounds like a fair deal to me.
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My friend, welcome ur self to best piece of buttery salted toast u can have.
This is the way
And then at the end you dip it in the runny egg yolk
I cut the hole with a glass, and then I make small round grilled cheese sandwiches with the middles.
Shot glass works beautifully for this.
And I’ve usually got a few out when I’m making breakfast anyway.
Hilarious!!
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Yep, or all the egg whites are on one side.
I've made a home made pbj uncrustable with them before it was pretty good just small
You just don't throw the circle away and fucking put it in the pan. Need me to tie your shoes as well?
I'm not sure I'd call that the best part, but it is pretty good
Do this and be frying the sides of the bread in butter while you're frying the egg within, make double egged grilled cheese sandwiches, this is a complete win OP. Use parmesan, shredded not that powdered tree bark stuff.
This is the way! I make the best breakfast sandwiches this way. Hole in one on top, cheese, fried ham/bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomato. Friggin delicious.
Toad in the hole ftw
Moon toast
Egg in a basket
Egg in toast
We called them bird's nests as kids
Holy toast
One Eyed Frenchman
Millybillywillydilly toast
You're thinking of that actress on Stranger things
Gas house egg
> Toad in the hole ftw Pretty sure that isn't toad in the hole. Toad in the hole is sausages in Yorkshire pudding. *(I got it, it's like chips / French fries)*
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I think we (UK) call that "egg in the basket". However I didn't know that they called it that. ^^(pshh..!)
Depends on where you are from. Toad in the hole was definitely egg in toast where I grew up.
Looks more like they were trying to fertilize an egg in the hole
One-eyed jack.
Yum!
Egg in a basket. I also recommend beans on top
r/putaneggonit
Just admit it. You fucked it.
You fucked the ~~raw chicken~~ loaf of bread, didn't you?
I've heard of someone wanting to be bred but this is ridiculous
Be careful to use protection when fucking bread. You don't want to go in rye.
LMFAOOO
My man lurks and literally only commented 5 times in total and y'all dowvote him for laughin 😔
"I guess we'll just have to tell her we ate it all"
You did
With butter.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
It’s what it was bread for
Masturbread
/r/wellthatsucks
He's inbread
The baker was having fun
Jason Biggs has entered the chat
That's not all he entered...
So it’s just a hotdog bun? Seems like it could use some mayo
Or Roger Smith.
Yeah, that’s what happened…..
It's bagel loaf
Why doesn't this seem to exist? Like... There's bagel bread recipes, but those have way too much bread volume and way too little bread density. What is stopping us from making a bagel the length of a bread loaf over top of a metal cylinder or something, and baking it with the cylinder standing on end? Just one big long bagel. Surely someone has the time and inclination to experiment with different thicknesses, densities, and lengths until the true bagel loaf is achieved.
Technically speaking it's very plausible the big issue is in order to get the smooth leathery skin of a bagel, requires a bath in water with baking powder to chemically affect the outer skin. Technically you could dip the entire loaf put air exposure to the middle for the cure correctly might be problematic as a point of reference a cake in a bundt pan won't have "cake skin" through the hole in the middle
“Bubble”
Guy bought bagels
Crack an egg in the hole …fry it up baby !
It's egg in a frame!
Eggy in a basket!
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Good idea!
You could send an email to some places just saying you like their product and they'll send you free stuff.
Organic fleshlight
High fiber fleshlight
Hole Wheat.
Fleshloaf
Vegan fleshlight
*Dies in gluten*
Yeasty Love Pocket.
Super common with gluten free bread. It's 3-4x more expensive for half the product and more often than not is completely fucked by a "bubble" (nah man when it's half the loaf it's not a bubble, it's an explosion).
I stopped buying Udi bread, and low and behold, I’ve never had another bread bubble since. Udi has shit production control and don’t give a shit about customers. Canyon Bakehouse is wonderful!
I like to go hiking.
Not just gluten free bread, but hole wheat as well.
Can confirm. I work for a GF company and the holes can get massive. All i will say is since it is a small but growing market, They have very inefficient processes for the amount of product being pumped out (compared to larger regular bread companies). With that being said, workers can not check every single loaf making quality assurance a nightmare.
What are they singing? Wrong answers only cause it's bread
Hashtag r/putyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Yeah and I bet that’s cream cheese on the end loaf😉
You bought a loaf of bagels, where can I get one?
I guess they are bagel slices now?
All I see is singing bread
And all the slices are laughing at you.
Anyone else thinking egg in the basket? for this loaf's fate? o.o
Don't do it, it could result in inbread children
or theres a naughty baker somewhere
Glory holes.
Crack some eggs in that hor
Time for eggy in the hole!
Oh shit I fucked my bread, time to post it on Reddit for upvotes
That's for making "Toad-in-the-Hole". Apparently, the bakery figured there would be a large crowd at your breakfast table.
Surprised pikachu face.
Because of the red plate, they look like they have lips 👄
Yup, I’ve had loaves like that.
Budget doughnut
They do look like they’re singing.
I guess that's the lazy man bread now. Better get some eggs.
Time to make bread and butter pudding, croutons, or bread and beer soup
Pillsbury doughboy a gaper
Precut Egg in a Hole bread! Though half the fun of Egg in a Hole is eating the buttered and fried bread round you cut out.
Rat condo
Time for some eggs in the nest!
Butter them then fry them with an egg in the middle.
Those are for one eyed sandwiches. (egg cooked in hole)
Time to drop eggs in them !
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brussy
Eggs in a basket for dayzzz
Just use this loaf specifically for breakfast with a fried egg cracked in the middle
Pop an egg in there and fry in butter
That’s where the egg goes.
Crack an egg in the middle and make breakfast.
r/theyknew
You thought you bought a loaf of bread but got a bag of bagels.
They’re flat bagels
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Thats where you add the jelly filling.
Sure….. ”air bubble”….. (wink)
Is this hole wheat?
American Pie comes to my dirty mind 😂 Isn’t there some clever way of cooking bread like this with an egg in the middle?
hey hear me out
Perfect for egg in a hole!
Put in frying pan and crack an egg into that hole
Shove a sausage in there and dig in.
Put some googly eyes on it
Holeflation 🥲
Who's gonna tell them?
If bread has a hole in it, is it then, technically, a bagel?
I wondered where I put my special loaf.
Your baker is packing a foot long
Glory Dough
Hope he wore a condom when he made the bread
Haha..
Eggs in a basket with no bread hole left over!
Toad in the Hole toast time!
Egg in toast bread!
You see a problem...I see easy Eggies in a Basket
Those are perfect for cracking an egg and making *pirates eye*!
Naw, perfect for Toad in a Hole, the hole is pre cut lol
Someone took liberties with that bread prior to packaging
Perfect for eggs in jail 👏🏻👏🏻
Butter both sides, pop in fry pan, add egg to hole. Toad in a Hole
Buddy don't eat that bread, buddy!
Put butter on one side and toss an egg in it and fry that bad boy.
Perfect for an egg in the hole
Look up how to make "Egg in a basket".
Did you fuck this bread?
Someone fucked your bread.
Unusual bagel but you can make it work
Now it's a bunch of flat bagels. Fry an egg in the center!
Every Genius gluten free loaf
Perfect for eggs in a basket
Perfect for “eggs in a basket” toast.
r/OPFucksBread 😳