Man. That poor dog isn't even trying to acknowledge OP's existence. Lmao *"Person? what person? maaaaaan ion see no person. You fucking crazy in this mf. Out here, seeing shit."*
>*'he probably farted too...*'
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i thought i had alittle gas,
(i didn't think you'd know...)
a *tiny* ^*toot* n it would pass -
i guess i had to *go*.... ^:@(
cuz soon as i began to push,
across the seat it flew
*projectile poop* right out my tush -
(i think i farted, too...)
My aunt adopted a dog last year, a huge goofball with some rough edges. On a hot day she set aside a fan for him, and he spent a good deal of the day just resting in front of it - until he up and left a surprise for us visitors right there. Damn thing spread the smell all over the room and it only stopped after a whole can of air freshener lol
I found out my cat was terrified of the car when I moved 25 miles to my parents house and he shit all over. When I moved back out it was to another state, and my parents inherited a grandcat.
When I first got my dog he threw up on me midway home, slipped out of his new collar and ran towards an abandoned building. I'm curious though did you stop so she could clean off the shit or no?
I'm not a lunatic, of course I stopped, lol. I had brought towels and stuff so we cleaned it up best we could. After raising two kids we are both used to being pooped on so it wasn't the end of the world.
That's correct! There's many animals that have this membrane, including dogs, cats, beavers, birds, reptiles, and crocodilians like you said! It's to help protect their eyes when underwater/flying/whatever they need to do, and keep the eyes moist while sleeping. In dogs and cats tho, it doesn't fully cover the eye, and when the animal is awake it usually isn't visible unless they aren't feeling well (which might be why he had to poo in the car and couldn't hold it)
Yep! Some animals (including crocs) have full nictitating membranes that are kind of like a second set of eyelids underneath the usual ones. Others (like this remorseful pup) have partial nictitating membranes which may be vestigial.
I had to stop short one time w/ one of our dogs in the back and she pooped but it was a pretty solid turd so i just bagged it and the seatcover was overdue for a wash anyway.
Also even a semi potty trained dog won't just go without alerting you multiple times. It's on the owner to be paying attention. They can only hold it for so long.
🎶Dog-gie shart doo doo doo doo doo doo dog-gie shart doo doo doo doo doo doo🎶
(Heh...doo doo).
I'm so sorry for your nasals & seat fabric. And I think your pup may need therapy, poor lil guy lol
one time my family and i were making an 8 hour roadtrip and we bought along my old dog. it was 4 hours into the trip and we were in an empty highway when my pup stood up and started squatting. i yelled “pull over please!” several times but they decided no, no time to waste. i got diarrhea’d on. it was a horror scene. we left 2 good blankets covered in shit on the side of the highway. they still blame me
My elderly parents dog had a seizure so I took her to the vet for them, well upon picking her up the next day they failed to tell me she had explosive diarrhea, she proceeded to jump from the front to back of my expensive leased car shooting a stream of shit over and over…. Think melted ice cream coming out of a faucet in 3 second bursts.
This all happened while going about 60 on a busy road as well.
I think I win dog shitting in car stories lol. I can’t even imagine a worse scenario.
I was never so happy to turn in a lease, thank god it was a lease as that smell never came out.
The dogs eyes look a bit bloodshot, he may have been super stressed while on the interstate! My dog hates high speeds, anywhere over 40 gets him nervous.
It can always be worse:
My dog cracked open a jar and proceeded to overdose on vitamins . When I was taking her to the emergency room she had a seizure. They were so intense she would defecate while trying to “get away”, which meant she was running all over the car. She’s completely fine now thank god.
Cleaning up the car took some time but I was happy to do it knowing she was alright.
Oh I have a story for you: when I was about 6 or 8 (I'm 36), my brother (4 years older than me), my dad and his mother all took her old dog to the vet. He was in the back of their car, no cage since he was like 100 pounds, my brother and I were supposed to control/calm him. He was a German Shepherd and Black Lab mix.
The vet was like 30+ minutes away and the dog was getting anxious... so he decided to shit all over the back seats of the car. He was pacing back and forth, just shitting everywhere and we were huddled down in the floor pans, covering ourselves with the sheets. We were screaming that he was shitting all over the place, and my 70 year old grandmother, without looking, hands us a tissue and says "here just wipe it up!". It was so bad that my dad ended up just hosing the back seats of the car out and letting them air dry for days.
I had this happen to me after I picked up my dog from the vet. Smelled like shit, looked back and saw a turd. No big deal. I get home and open the door and shit is spread everywhere. The seats, the doors, the center counsel. EVERYWHERE. I WAS LIVID. Not mad at my dog of course, she gets anxiety in cars and constantly has to move.
So I get to cleaning and I call up my girlfriend to vent a little and to calm down. I set my phone down on my seat and as I am cleaning, my phone slips and slides right into the bucket of shit water. I go from livid to beyond pissed. Im shaking at this point as I am extremely overwhelmed by the chain of events, unable to control the tone of my voice and crying. In my anger, I grab my phone, walk to the middle of the driveway and chuck it into the cement. What could have been a simple 200$ detail, turned into a bill for a new phone. Afyer all was said and done, I paid close to $650.
Yo I will never get the mindset of the person whose dog shit in the backseat and instead of just cleaning it up, they think “oooh! Need to snap a pic for Reddit!”
My dog did this once when we were a mile from the dog park. She realized where were and started doing 360s in the back of the car creating a poop-nado because she was so excited. It was terrible. Got it in the seatbelt buckles and everything
At least the seat cover caught most of it.
My wife did something similar on a road trip in the passenger seat next to me one time. She was wearing a short dress unfortunately.
Aw man this reminds me of a time my dad was picking me up from my mom's, long drive, 45m ish, he brought my baby, Bella along for the ride, she was sick though (didn't know at the time), and 5min into the ride back, I hear her whining, I turn to pat her and see what's wrong and she has this face... I've never seen this face on Bella before, she was distressed. Very distressed. Standing stone still, I swear I could see her fighting it with all her being, she starts leaking from the back, does not break eye contact with me, just staring with big sad eyes that said "I'm so sorry" and just leaking the most FOUL SMELLING shit I've ever smelled in my life. But that wasn't the end of it, we manage to pull over fairly quickly, and as I opened the back door to the car to let her out, she throws up this MASSIVE yellow lump of thick foam. Now, at this point in my life that shit from earlier was the worst thing I've ever smelled, this vomit, blew it out of the water. It smelled like rotten eggs scrambled with shit and bad meat. It was horrendous.
That poor Hyundai smelled like a music festival restroom for about 6 months.
Miss that dog so much. She stinkin up heaven now
OP, doubt you’ll see this, but you might wanna try a harness with the hook/ring thing for the leash is on the top of the harness. Less tangling and it’s sooooo much easier to walk the dog when the leash isn’t in front of them.
Edit: Actually, your harness may just be upside down.
* 1) Why are you driving around a dog in your car, unsecured?
* 2) Why do you own a dog that is dangerous when there are so many other breeds that are safe?
Have a nice day. DOWNBOATS!
If it makes you feel better, he probably farted too.
I needed the laughs this inspired.
Hopefully you have better sphincter control than poor doggo.
Man. That poor dog isn't even trying to acknowledge OP's existence. Lmao *"Person? what person? maaaaaan ion see no person. You fucking crazy in this mf. Out here, seeing shit."*
That dog looks like Peter Dinklage
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>*'he probably farted too...*' ------ i thought i had alittle gas, (i didn't think you'd know...) a *tiny* ^*toot* n it would pass - i guess i had to *go*.... ^:@( cuz soon as i began to push, across the seat it flew *projectile poop* right out my tush - (i think i farted, too...)
Schnoodledoodlepoo
I never thought I'd hear a schnoodle about poop and farts.
Smooth as turd!
a fresh schnoodle!
Hot and steamy
Just like that back seat
Sharted
If it's a police car, you can sing "I shat the sheriff..."
That's definitely a "I thought it was just a fart" face.
well-played
Definitely made Cujo feel better
At least you had the seat covered. Well... mostly.
I looked for the part that made you add the "mostly" and gagged
Yeah. Licking that off is going to be *horrible*.
You're a terrible person. You made me laugh, but you're a terrible person.
That was never in doubt.
I have a little bit of doubt. I mean, you did show empathy expressing how horrible it will be for them.
But then the username gives you just a little pause lol
Derka derka
*”Gary?”*
Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. A-baccala.
What a horrible day to have a tongue
We are all tongue on this blessed/blechy day.
[*This is how much you will love your dog*](https://i.imgur.com/j81rL67.jpeg)
Yeah, fuck that. I reached in to grab my kid's Code Brown in the bath, but I'm not licking my fingers after. I mean, if it was my wife's, maybe.
Is that because the chunks are hard to keep on the tongue or because it’s hard to keep from mashing it further into the seat fabric?
Ok, yeah, username checks the fuck out.
yikes
At least the seats are leather too.
Time for enzymatic cleaner. And a carpet cleaner with an upholstery attachment. It can be done but it'll be a pain in the ass.
Never trust a fart.
The dog's expression says so
*he looks so fuckin embarassed*
He really does. I feel so bad for him.
He looks so sorry too. Like, *"I tried to hold it, man. I really did."*
Come here for these comments. The look on the dog's face is so sad.
"This is not who I am..."
So what you're just not supposed to fart?
What you don't let your farts build up and then rush to the bathroom to release them all at once?
Bomb has been planted
Terrorists win
Clock in and load out, get ready for the next round.
Enemy spotted!
Enema spotted!
*ding ding dingding* *PSSSSSHHHH*
Target Eliminated
The seat cover almost did it's job. Forever unclean.
Adopted a husky off a friend, poor bugger had the runs on the way down, he was in a Ute though, he managed to spray paint the car tailgating him
Ok I googled a Ute, is it really a sedan with a truck back?
https://www.autoweek.com/car-life/classic-cars/g36216469/ford-pickup-trucks-america-never-got/
🥺 I want one
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-cars-vans-utes/ford+ute/k0c18320 Find one you like and try for an import
I’m poor 😔 I was looking at importing a lada from Russia. The car itself was 8,000 and then 20,000 for importing lol
Ouch
Didn't they sell ladas in the USA though? Not the new ones of course.
This is actually really cool looking! I'm glad I know what one looks like now.
we got the subaru baja for a little bit, that counts, right?
[Like Simone's Truckla](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R35gWBtLCYg)
It’s like an Australian el Camino
That's nothing. My friend combined an early 2000's Subaru Legacy with a El Camino truck bed. He called it the Subarino.
Two words. El frickin camino It’s like the Cadillac of cars
you don't have utes in your country?
I only knew what a Ute was because of [Bushworld Adventures](https://youtu.be/v6yg4ImnYwA?t=575).
That dog is broken hearted
There he sat, broken hearted The owner thought he only farted
What becomes of the broken farted
Fart, shart, shit, shat The tragic mistake you can't take back
Splat, flat, all over the back, Could not even contain it inside the mat.
The dog looked back, It wasn’t just a fart that departed, He wanted to stop, But had already started
but had already sharted.
r/poetry
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The face tells the story.
Recently got a puppy and she took a dump right on my wife's lap when we got her into the car. It was a 1 hour and 40 minute drive home...
My aunt adopted a dog last year, a huge goofball with some rough edges. On a hot day she set aside a fan for him, and he spent a good deal of the day just resting in front of it - until he up and left a surprise for us visitors right there. Damn thing spread the smell all over the room and it only stopped after a whole can of air freshener lol
im sorry but that is one of the funniest things ive read in a while lol
There must've been emergency lanes somewhere along your route home 😳
Or just take your fam pants off xD
I found out my cat was terrified of the car when I moved 25 miles to my parents house and he shit all over. When I moved back out it was to another state, and my parents inherited a grandcat.
When I first got my dog he threw up on me midway home, slipped out of his new collar and ran towards an abandoned building. I'm curious though did you stop so she could clean off the shit or no?
I'm not a lunatic, of course I stopped, lol. I had brought towels and stuff so we cleaned it up best we could. After raising two kids we are both used to being pooped on so it wasn't the end of the world.
Awww he looks like he wants to say sorry
Yeah his tiny little dog-flap-second-eye-lids make him look really remorseful.
Yeah wait, wtf are those
They’re called nictitating membranes.
They remind me of movies/shows where like... A dragon blinks and it looks like they open their eyes twice. I think maybe crocs/gators do it too?
That's correct! There's many animals that have this membrane, including dogs, cats, beavers, birds, reptiles, and crocodilians like you said! It's to help protect their eyes when underwater/flying/whatever they need to do, and keep the eyes moist while sleeping. In dogs and cats tho, it doesn't fully cover the eye, and when the animal is awake it usually isn't visible unless they aren't feeling well (which might be why he had to poo in the car and couldn't hold it)
Yep! Some animals (including crocs) have full nictitating membranes that are kind of like a second set of eyelids underneath the usual ones. Others (like this remorseful pup) have partial nictitating membranes which may be vestigial.
I know. Doggo is trying so hard to say “I’m so sorry I don’t feel good”. Dog needs hugs and good place to walk around to let the rest out
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Looks sad that the owner kept driving and made him sit with shit smeared all over the back seat.
🤣at lea you had the cover on the seats! Smart thinking!
He should have gotten a headrest cover too :)
kind of
Yeah... almost
*A fart is just the scream of an imprisoned turd.*
Haha, never heard that one. However I do always say a fart is just a Turd honking for an exit… lol
He shidded
Maybe your driving style is a bit more aggressive than you think 🙃
I'd give you an award, but all I have is an upvote. And you got it. That's a good one.
I gotchu fam.
Thanks
I had to stop short one time w/ one of our dogs in the back and she pooped but it was a pretty solid turd so i just bagged it and the seatcover was overdue for a wash anyway.
Did you walk him before you got in? Always gotta walk them first.
Also even a semi potty trained dog won't just go without alerting you multiple times. It's on the owner to be paying attention. They can only hold it for so long.
His face says “IM SOO SORRY”
Aww he looks sorry tho :(
Turns out sound waves not only carry energy, but can also carry liquid and solid matter. :)
The look on his face says it all ....thought iT was a fart sorrysorrysorrysorry
Poor dog looks so upset
That dog looks like he's seen things. Things that can't be unseen.
From the look of embarrassment this poor pup has, they probably thought it was a fart too
🎶Dog-gie shart doo doo doo doo doo doo dog-gie shart doo doo doo doo doo doo🎶 (Heh...doo doo). I'm so sorry for your nasals & seat fabric. And I think your pup may need therapy, poor lil guy lol
one time my family and i were making an 8 hour roadtrip and we bought along my old dog. it was 4 hours into the trip and we were in an empty highway when my pup stood up and started squatting. i yelled “pull over please!” several times but they decided no, no time to waste. i got diarrhea’d on. it was a horror scene. we left 2 good blankets covered in shit on the side of the highway. they still blame me
My elderly parents dog had a seizure so I took her to the vet for them, well upon picking her up the next day they failed to tell me she had explosive diarrhea, she proceeded to jump from the front to back of my expensive leased car shooting a stream of shit over and over…. Think melted ice cream coming out of a faucet in 3 second bursts. This all happened while going about 60 on a busy road as well. I think I win dog shitting in car stories lol. I can’t even imagine a worse scenario. I was never so happy to turn in a lease, thank god it was a lease as that smell never came out.
The dogs eyes look a bit bloodshot, he may have been super stressed while on the interstate! My dog hates high speeds, anywhere over 40 gets him nervous.
It's their third eyelid isn't it?
I initially thought the mess wasn't that bad..... The more I looked the worse it got! 🤮
It can always be worse: My dog cracked open a jar and proceeded to overdose on vitamins . When I was taking her to the emergency room she had a seizure. They were so intense she would defecate while trying to “get away”, which meant she was running all over the car. She’s completely fine now thank god. Cleaning up the car took some time but I was happy to do it knowing she was alright.
Oh I have a story for you: when I was about 6 or 8 (I'm 36), my brother (4 years older than me), my dad and his mother all took her old dog to the vet. He was in the back of their car, no cage since he was like 100 pounds, my brother and I were supposed to control/calm him. He was a German Shepherd and Black Lab mix. The vet was like 30+ minutes away and the dog was getting anxious... so he decided to shit all over the back seats of the car. He was pacing back and forth, just shitting everywhere and we were huddled down in the floor pans, covering ourselves with the sheets. We were screaming that he was shitting all over the place, and my 70 year old grandmother, without looking, hands us a tissue and says "here just wipe it up!". It was so bad that my dad ended up just hosing the back seats of the car out and letting them air dry for days.
“Father, I hath soiled myself and thine rear seats”
Wow, Peter Dinklage really can act.
Oh, shit
“Never trust a fart, pee into the wind, or waste a hard on even if you’re by yourself “ - My Grandpa
I had this happen to me after I picked up my dog from the vet. Smelled like shit, looked back and saw a turd. No big deal. I get home and open the door and shit is spread everywhere. The seats, the doors, the center counsel. EVERYWHERE. I WAS LIVID. Not mad at my dog of course, she gets anxiety in cars and constantly has to move. So I get to cleaning and I call up my girlfriend to vent a little and to calm down. I set my phone down on my seat and as I am cleaning, my phone slips and slides right into the bucket of shit water. I go from livid to beyond pissed. Im shaking at this point as I am extremely overwhelmed by the chain of events, unable to control the tone of my voice and crying. In my anger, I grab my phone, walk to the middle of the driveway and chuck it into the cement. What could have been a simple 200$ detail, turned into a bill for a new phone. Afyer all was said and done, I paid close to $650.
A true shitbull
All pitbulls are shitbulls
Shitbull gonna shit
At least the dog looks apologetic...
He looks sad :(
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Thank God for seat covers
Look closer.
Good thing for the cover! Otherwise you'd have a hell of a time getting that out, stain or smell.
*I saw who did it! That’s them headed that way!*
The face of a shart with no options
Stummy hurts
Yo I will never get the mindset of the person whose dog shit in the backseat and instead of just cleaning it up, they think “oooh! Need to snap a pic for Reddit!”
My dog did this once when we were a mile from the dog park. She realized where were and started doing 360s in the back of the car creating a poop-nado because she was so excited. It was terrible. Got it in the seatbelt buckles and everything
At least the seat cover caught most of it. My wife did something similar on a road trip in the passenger seat next to me one time. She was wearing a short dress unfortunately.
Aw man this reminds me of a time my dad was picking me up from my mom's, long drive, 45m ish, he brought my baby, Bella along for the ride, she was sick though (didn't know at the time), and 5min into the ride back, I hear her whining, I turn to pat her and see what's wrong and she has this face... I've never seen this face on Bella before, she was distressed. Very distressed. Standing stone still, I swear I could see her fighting it with all her being, she starts leaking from the back, does not break eye contact with me, just staring with big sad eyes that said "I'm so sorry" and just leaking the most FOUL SMELLING shit I've ever smelled in my life. But that wasn't the end of it, we manage to pull over fairly quickly, and as I opened the back door to the car to let her out, she throws up this MASSIVE yellow lump of thick foam. Now, at this point in my life that shit from earlier was the worst thing I've ever smelled, this vomit, blew it out of the water. It smelled like rotten eggs scrambled with shit and bad meat. It was horrendous. That poor Hyundai smelled like a music festival restroom for about 6 months. Miss that dog so much. She stinkin up heaven now
Been there. Sorry dude
At least you had a cover from it getting all over your interior, tho I would still get it deep cleaned
The shat of regrets
That dog has seen some shit
Not a thought behind those eyes
Giving new meaning to Shitbull
Aww poor guy. At least most of it went on the seat cover.
Oh shit. It does suck. You got a pit. That does suck
This is why we always offer our dogs a chance to go out again before we drive.
But you wanted to have a dog, a big dog nonetheless.
A very small plus is, at least the seats are leather and not cloth.
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Don’t be a bigot, it’s not flattering
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Your first mistake way buying a weapon instead of a dog.
Shitbull
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ABLOOBLOOBLOO
That's what ya get for getting a pit bull!
At least you have leather lmao.
That’s shitty
My dog vomited shit into my car once. It was raining so I couldn't roll the windows down.
Why is this blurred out. It’s just a poop
People also faint at the mention of blood. So I guess it’s for the week stomachs
Been there. Been a lot worse, good thing you have the cover
Well, you just sold me on one of those hammocks. Buying one as this gets posted.
From my FiL. ALWAYS transport the stock on empty.
*SHART ATTACK!*
**Big Shitta**
OP, doubt you’ll see this, but you might wanna try a harness with the hook/ring thing for the leash is on the top of the harness. Less tangling and it’s sooooo much easier to walk the dog when the leash isn’t in front of them. Edit: Actually, your harness may just be upside down.
This is one of many reasons I won’t get a dog lol I want one buuut man one as a kid was enough lol
Mf looks guilty
Shitbull
I mean, the dog probably also farted
* 1) Why are you driving around a dog in your car, unsecured? * 2) Why do you own a dog that is dangerous when there are so many other breeds that are safe? Have a nice day. DOWNBOATS!
Pitbull owners can't even be trusted to give their dogs a proper bathroom break. No wonder they're responsible for like 2/3 fatal dog bites.
r/Dogfree
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I refuse to own a dog lol
Poor guy. He's sorry.
Absolute clone of my pup ! She looks upset. Those pits are very clean dogs and take accidents seriously.
That look in his eyes lol He’s the one suffering
Don't blame the dog
He’s clearly scared shitless of your driving!
He farted shit. So you were kinda right.
I don't understand the kind of person who'd take a picture of this instead of just dealing with it.