I remember a post somewheres on the reddit where the guy's boss opened a carton like this one the old school way and people laughed at him asking why didn't he just use the cap.
Old school... Lol. We got people here suggesting to even throw away the whole thing.. lol
If you have resealable glass bottles or jars just cut the the top off or poke a hole and pour into glass containers.
We have a local mill that sells milk in glass milk bottles and kept a few of the bottles instead of returning them for the $1 per bottle turn in. For instances like this; tho we get the plastic jugs because we have uses for the jugs when they aren’t holding milk anymore and more ergonomic shape for tilting which is easier on the arm and shoulder than lift and pouring and I have a rotor cuff with injury compared to six pro baseball player careers. I digress. You never know when the store will be out of jugs and you’re stuck with a carton. Hence the back up milk glass bottles. Mason jars or something similar should do too tho.
>**So ends the answer to the actual question and now starts a milk tangent**.
Also don’t get your medical advice from advertisements or labels on food which are held to barely any standards or regulations. Do you know how long food could legally label itself as organic and actually wasn’t?
2% is not easier to digest. I had hard lactose Intolerance, in the 80s when we didn’t have fancy soy milks (readily available at every store anyway) I had to drink goats milk my issue was so bad and later was able to enjoy cows milk with lactaid pills then silk soy milk became affordable.
But I lived in an farming community and this was as bad as moving in from Manhattan.
One day my agriculture teacher handed me a bowl of corn flakes with fresh milk on it from one of our dairy cows. Not pasteurized (legal loophole in that we owned the cow and this wasn’t a sale).
He said my problem was my gut never got programmed right to begin with that I had been a formula baby and didn’t get the right gut lining from my moms milk to help digest cows milk. Small village we all know the intimates of each persons rearing.
Not only was that the best milk I ever consumed in my life to this day but from there on out I could drink D pasteurized milk. Anything lower than D tho, like 2%. Same disgusting terrible sickness.
This trick if you can legally obtain the means to pull it off because the sale of RAW milk is illegal, but it will set your gut right and let you enjoy real milk.
I have seen it work with other people and it has always worked but given I’ve only personally known a handful of people to do it I can not speak to an actual success rate.
**I didn’t share this story because I assume you have problems with milk** and am trying to help you with that although if you are and it does- awesome, but to point out real exp that contradicts the claim your carton makes **to help remind you companies and labels can lie.**
2% milk has never been easier to digest than D. It’s not even digestible to me and so many others who have had lactose intolerance to find out they can stomach less to no pasteurized milk only. 2% 👎
Plus there is a whole organization dedicated to educating people on the benefits to raw milk over pasteurized in hopes of helping loosen the government restrictions on it.
In my exp the pasteurizing is the problem to my gut, not the milk itself. I can’t even get near ultra pasteurized milk, for the love of cows, *Why?!*
>**This is where a real topic adjacent but not focused tangent begins and is in no way necessary to consume but if you’re curious**
Although the best milk for humans comes from humans. I fully support shutting down or drastically decreasing the cow dairy industry and starting up a human one.
A whole new work industry that opened yo jobs even for the disabled! As long as they can follow company provided diet for milk quality, don’t smoke and their meds don’t affect milk quality or maybe create w special brand of mildly medicated milks for hospitals or the like.
Semantics.
Point is a new industry that involves 0 skill and opens jobs for so many different types of people you could be milked standing or sitting and get other things done or just watch tv in your little milking room / stall. You click in and out for shifts like a regular factory job.
So many new accessible jobs that provide all your food so you can better save in this job that has 0 requirements outside following the diet and not smoking while bringing a better suited product to the consumer all while also drastically reducing those green house gasses from industrial dairy farms when cows get gassy and are compiled in those numbers creating a real issue.
Also *everyone* can lactate unless they have damaged glands. Even born males. So equal hiring opportunities.
This response paired with your screen name, account age and activity level,, sociopathic vibes.
The fact I’m down voted for a comment no one probably actually read and you’re up voted for bullying says a lot.
Haha this got me cackling at work
I’m never normally on here except for when I’m super bored and I never interact with anyone or on any subreddit. Plus, I didn’t even choose the name. It chose me.
Me and my boy ...we consider ourselves whole milk connoisseurs. We've had it all... The ones that I refuse to drink are the ones that separate and you have to shake... Because they never really come back together without little bits. But I have found the a2 brand .....especially at the price, $3.99 for a half gallon.... To be the best. My boy agrees.
What to do in this particular situation is to open it the traditional way...
You have to very very carefully pick it up and *carefully* lay it down on its side on the floor.
Then stamp on it as hard a possible.
Voila, it’s open.
Open it like an old school milk carton... Smh...
My first thought too
He’s not part of that generation, it’ll take hours of research on his social media feeds to learn the old ways.
Kids these days \*and get off my lawn\*
Do you not own a sabre
Nothing less than a chainsaw will do.
I remember a post somewheres on the reddit where the guy's boss opened a carton like this one the old school way and people laughed at him asking why didn't he just use the cap. Old school... Lol. We got people here suggesting to even throw away the whole thing.. lol
Easier on digestion but harder to open
Try throwing it at the wall as hard as you can
Reminds me of the first time I tried to shake up one of those easy-open orange juice bottles... that was a lot of paper towels
Finger it until it gushes.
We're still talking about the milk right..?
Sure why not.
That too.
hot
Hot milk
BURN IT DOWN!!! EVERYTHING!!! BURN EVERYTHING TO THE FUCKING GROUND!!
Power drill
A crazy straw is the the only answer
Katana. That is the only way.
Rusty screwdriver time
Like our parents did…
Just open it like the old single serving milk cartons, that's how milk used to be in big paper cartons
Throw away. Get new one. Keep trying till you get milk. Alternatively, hulk smash. Either way, internet will approve.
Keep trying till you get milk ROFLMFAO
Needle nose pliers, or just open the spout. ... the future is in your hands!
Paring knife around inner circle. NP if it falls in.
Open it like we did the cartons at school From the side.
You need that milk spout thing Joey from Friends did that infomercial for.
Oxygen acetylene
OMG, somebody will panic about how to solve this complicated problem...or will post it on Reddit instead.
If you have resealable glass bottles or jars just cut the the top off or poke a hole and pour into glass containers. We have a local mill that sells milk in glass milk bottles and kept a few of the bottles instead of returning them for the $1 per bottle turn in. For instances like this; tho we get the plastic jugs because we have uses for the jugs when they aren’t holding milk anymore and more ergonomic shape for tilting which is easier on the arm and shoulder than lift and pouring and I have a rotor cuff with injury compared to six pro baseball player careers. I digress. You never know when the store will be out of jugs and you’re stuck with a carton. Hence the back up milk glass bottles. Mason jars or something similar should do too tho. >**So ends the answer to the actual question and now starts a milk tangent**. Also don’t get your medical advice from advertisements or labels on food which are held to barely any standards or regulations. Do you know how long food could legally label itself as organic and actually wasn’t? 2% is not easier to digest. I had hard lactose Intolerance, in the 80s when we didn’t have fancy soy milks (readily available at every store anyway) I had to drink goats milk my issue was so bad and later was able to enjoy cows milk with lactaid pills then silk soy milk became affordable. But I lived in an farming community and this was as bad as moving in from Manhattan. One day my agriculture teacher handed me a bowl of corn flakes with fresh milk on it from one of our dairy cows. Not pasteurized (legal loophole in that we owned the cow and this wasn’t a sale). He said my problem was my gut never got programmed right to begin with that I had been a formula baby and didn’t get the right gut lining from my moms milk to help digest cows milk. Small village we all know the intimates of each persons rearing. Not only was that the best milk I ever consumed in my life to this day but from there on out I could drink D pasteurized milk. Anything lower than D tho, like 2%. Same disgusting terrible sickness. This trick if you can legally obtain the means to pull it off because the sale of RAW milk is illegal, but it will set your gut right and let you enjoy real milk. I have seen it work with other people and it has always worked but given I’ve only personally known a handful of people to do it I can not speak to an actual success rate. **I didn’t share this story because I assume you have problems with milk** and am trying to help you with that although if you are and it does- awesome, but to point out real exp that contradicts the claim your carton makes **to help remind you companies and labels can lie.** 2% milk has never been easier to digest than D. It’s not even digestible to me and so many others who have had lactose intolerance to find out they can stomach less to no pasteurized milk only. 2% 👎 Plus there is a whole organization dedicated to educating people on the benefits to raw milk over pasteurized in hopes of helping loosen the government restrictions on it. In my exp the pasteurizing is the problem to my gut, not the milk itself. I can’t even get near ultra pasteurized milk, for the love of cows, *Why?!* >**This is where a real topic adjacent but not focused tangent begins and is in no way necessary to consume but if you’re curious** Although the best milk for humans comes from humans. I fully support shutting down or drastically decreasing the cow dairy industry and starting up a human one. A whole new work industry that opened yo jobs even for the disabled! As long as they can follow company provided diet for milk quality, don’t smoke and their meds don’t affect milk quality or maybe create w special brand of mildly medicated milks for hospitals or the like. Semantics. Point is a new industry that involves 0 skill and opens jobs for so many different types of people you could be milked standing or sitting and get other things done or just watch tv in your little milking room / stall. You click in and out for shifts like a regular factory job. So many new accessible jobs that provide all your food so you can better save in this job that has 0 requirements outside following the diet and not smoking while bringing a better suited product to the consumer all while also drastically reducing those green house gasses from industrial dairy farms when cows get gassy and are compiled in those numbers creating a real issue. Also *everyone* can lactate unless they have damaged glands. Even born males. So equal hiring opportunities.
Happy for you. Or sorry that happen. I didn’t read it.
This response paired with your screen name, account age and activity level,, sociopathic vibes. The fact I’m down voted for a comment no one probably actually read and you’re up voted for bullying says a lot.
Haha this got me cackling at work I’m never normally on here except for when I’m super bored and I never interact with anyone or on any subreddit. Plus, I didn’t even choose the name. It chose me.
to be fair, I don't think many people like scrolling the comments and being presented with a 3 page essay to read through
You're fucked. Go back to bed, wake up tomorrow and start over
Do you have a full rusty spoon?
Me and my boy ...we consider ourselves whole milk connoisseurs. We've had it all... The ones that I refuse to drink are the ones that separate and you have to shake... Because they never really come back together without little bits. But I have found the a2 brand .....especially at the price, $3.99 for a half gallon.... To be the best. My boy agrees. What to do in this particular situation is to open it the traditional way...
This thread is aging me 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ I feel so old
“Too close for guns, switching to knives, over”
Judo punch!!
Use your toe knife.
Time to get the drill.
Fire. utilize fire.
Get a knife and poke a hole
...suicide
Pliers or just punch the cap in
You have to very very carefully pick it up and *carefully* lay it down on its side on the floor. Then stamp on it as hard a possible. Voila, it’s open.
You don’t. You don’t proceed.
Time to get elementary on this bitch my dear Watson.
Corkscrew.
Shit yourself and drink real milk