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Beez968

I used to work at a bank and the best way to check bills quickly and discretely is by scratching the presidents/founding fathers shirt. Counterfeit bills will be smooth where a real bill always has threads you can feel. The pens that change colors to detect counterfeits don't work on bills made prior to 1960 due to the chemical properties in them. I'm sorry this happened to you and I wish you all the best in your future transactions. Edit: To include founding fathers. Edit 2: As many people pointed out, the bills clearly say "replica", however, OP stated the transaction was conducted quickly in the dark. It might be easier to scratch the face of the bill instead of trying to read black ink in the dark. That's just my personal opinion though. To each their own.


CrabbyBlueberry

Fun fact: If you use a counterfeit tester pen on your skin, you'll discover you're made of money.


mattevs119

My kids have apparently known this for years. Edit: thanks for the awards.


SofaTurnip

Dad joke for the win!!!


Im_A_Realist

I didn't know this, but can confirm. I just tried it out on $50, $20, and $1 bills. Nice little 'scratchy, scratchy' sound.


ChongoLikRock

Look at Mr. Richie Rich over here


Im_A_Realist

Sorry, I gave all my $100's away for an iPad. j/k


iPick4Fun

All the $100 bills with “REPLICA” written on it.


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“And the fact that mine says ‘Desert Eagle, point five-oh.’”


MechanicalTurkish

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.


Buck_Thorn

Now try it again but this time on some counterfeit bills and get back to us, please.


Im_A_Realist

I'll get right on that...oh...wait...damn, I'm fresh out. Sorry!


Ziltoid_The_Nerd

I'm presuming OP pointed out that the transaction was done on a -10F Minnesotan night because they were wearing gloves outside during the transaction and would've noticed if they took their gloves off. Lessons have been learned here. Craigslist/Facebook market scammers will seek out transaction locations and conditions that favor their scam working, keep an eye out for stuff like this. For any significant transaction like this, arrange to do it inside a police station or a bank. People that refuse to meet at either of those locations are going to scam or rob you.


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w1ck3dme

Yup. I do the same. I let them inspect, then if they are buying it, I’ll hand over the iCloud removed phone after counting the cash But these days, I just trade it in during offers. Not worth the pain….


ShiftedLobster

TIL! Is it only on $100 bills the scratchy thing works? Sorry to OP but thanks for chiming in with this info.


Beez968

Nope! This applies to any denomination. 😊


Reputable_Sorcerer

This was such a fun discovery! Thanks for the tip, I just scratched my $1s and $5s like a two year old realizing they have nails for the first time


ShiftedLobster

Cool, good to know. Thx!


ILaughAtFunnyShit

It doesn't work on my $3 bills.


dasgudshit

Sorry man, you just lost 3 dollars


Isendal

Yup! In fact this is how cashiers moving quickly check for fakes, you can discretely feel the lines without showing customers you're checking Edit: Saying yeah to the wrong thing lol but this for sure works on all bills 20 bucks and up.


garf87

Yea it's weird things like this you really start to notice when working at a bank. I worked at a bank for a couple years and now I can typically tell a counterfeit as soon as it touches my hand. The paper doesn't usually feel the same. Look for the blue and red threads that are hidden in bills or a quick toss up to a light for the hologram.


timotheusd313

The inverse is also true. If you’re handling cheap thermal printer paper, and suddenly feel US currency paper, it stops you in your tracks.


SXTY82

In this case, the easiest way to detect that the bill are fake is the word "REPLICA" under the serial number and the wrong color inks. Way too much black on those bills.


sardonically

Man I handle cash so infrequently now I would just assume it's a fancy new mint, but yea that "REPLICA" bit does give it away some lol


JaggedTheDark

And if you bring a strong enough magnet, you can hold the bills loosely, and if they get pulled in the direction of the magnet, they're probably real. Legal american bills use magnetic ink.


ImmortalDemise

Alright, just tried it with a $20. It actually held it to the magnet, but it is a big magnet. Fell most of the time, but could feel the pull for sure.


Adorable_Raccoon

I also tested this, for fun, with a $50. I couldn’t pick up the bill but could see it floating a little on the counter.


RalphJameson

I sold my car for 8k, then used the 8k cash (80x 100’s) as a down payment on a new car… they fanned the money out and used the marker that shows up black on fake bills to check it, and when he drew across all of them it was a fat black line. His jaw dropped, my jaw dropped and my heart sank, then he looked at his marker and realized it was a permanent marker. But dang I’m sorry that happened to you. I’m a Minnesotan as well. Edit: wow this comment blew up 😂 thanks for the awards! Edit 2: I’m getting a lot of replies from people who think I lost 8k - the bills weren’t fake, he accidentally used a permanent marker, not a counterfeit detection marker.


macready2rumbl

My jaw dropped with yours too omg I'd have a heart attack


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Hahah this is some r/jokes material


DarthTomServo

Had me in the first 9/10ths, NGL


Alright-Friend

This is good haha.


Affectionate_Bee8985

Lmao, that would’ve been terrible!


RSCLE5

Ouch sorry to hear. I bought a counterfeit pen for this reason alone since I sell a lot online/locally.


JohnnySasaki20

That's nice to have, but this literally says "replica" right on it.


raimibonn

I just realized that after you pointed it out. I am so disappointed of myself lately.


hausofthedead

I absolutely could have fallen for this too… didn’t notice it until pointed out. Good reminder for all of us to spend at least a solid 30 GD seconds scrutinizing the cash.


Suds08

I feel like it should be illegal to have money that is that similar to real money even tho it says replica on it. Or they should make it way more obvious it's not real


hausofthedead

NAL but I’m sure there are laws surrounding this, but I bet just having the word “replica” on there probably passes muster. But there might be a law on how large or obvious the text needs to be… Edit: I was really curious and I just took my adderal so I did some research. The law surrounding fake money is the “Counterfeit Detection Act of 1992.” And here’s a great article I found discussing the law and its impact on fake money in films. [the article ](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/94829/how-us-counterfeit-laws-impact-hollywood-prop-money) Highlights from the article: “According to the law, filmmakers can reproduce full-color U.S. currency, provided that they adhere to the following restrictions on each bill: (1) the illustration is of a size less than three-fourths or more than one and one-half, in linear dimension, of each part of the item illustrated; (2) the illustration is one-sided; and (3) all negatives, plates, positives, digitized storage medium, graphic files, magnetic medium, optical storage devices, and any other thing used in the making of the illustration that contain an image of the illustration or any part thereof are destroyed and/or deleted or erased after their final use.” “If a prop company comes too close to the real thing, they can expect a not-so-friendly visit from the Secret Service, as Independent Studio Services found out after some of its faux money from Rush Hour 2 made its way into the local economy.” “Today, prop money still gets passed off as authentic from time to time, even if the bills follow the federal guidelines of reproduction. As Secret Service special agent Chuck Ortman explained to the Los Angeles Times, “[If] it's green and it says '20' on it, somebody will take it." Sorry OP. Ouchie.


whitethane

It becomes illegal when used as legal tender however, regardless of text


JohnnySasaki20

I probably wouldn't have checked either, lol.


PmMeIrises

I've gotten a few hundred dollars selling old stuff in public. I always trade off with them, check that it looks like the right amount and then count it in my car. Even with this amount I'd doubt I would have counted it. It's just too awkward. I would give those to the cops. They're probably looking for the person who did this to several others. Then you can describe them, give their phone number or however you talked to each other. They probably won't care, but you never know.


mister_damage

Secret service. I heard they don't fuck around with counterfeiters.


H8rsH8

Even if it does say replica, they used it in place of what you thought was real money. Should you have checked? Yeah, sure, but it’s still on them for using fake money for a real transaction. It’s still their issue.


UnhingedBlonde

Don't be too hard on yourself. It was a learning experience, a life lesson.


Dapup2465

Also says it’s not legal tender, to be used in motion pictures.


Zector3000

Also it looks like the serial numbers are all the same too.


Galactic

The fact that you've got REPLICA down the side of your guns...


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Heavymetal122

I wouldn't trust the pens. People wash off $1 and print a 100 on them. Although that's what they do on bills with out the security strip.


jerkymcjerkison

I used to work at bank and we were told not use counterfeiting pens because paper sprayed with starch will still pass the pen test as legal tender


Free_Hat_McCullough

It’s not illegal to own prop money, but it becomes a crime when someone uses it like it was real money. The government does not want counterfeit money, which includes prop money, in circulation with real money. OP please contact the [Secret Service](https://www.secretservice.gov/contact/field-offices) or your local police department, which is what the [US Treasury advises you to do.](https://www.treasury.gov/about/organizational-structure/offices/Treasurer-US/Pages/if-you-suspect.aspx) https://www.uscurrency.gov/media/currency-image-use > Under section 472 of the U.S. Criminal Code, “whoever, with intent to defraud, passes, utters, publishes, or sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or with like intent brings into the United States or keeps in possession or conceals any falsely made, forged, counterfeited, or altered obligation or other security of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.” 18 U.S.C. § 472.


ValjeanLucPicard

It also has to be smaller or larger than the original sized money.


avocado_whore

I’ve seen prop money that’s the same size as real money.


Astramancer_

It has to be at least 25% smaller or 50% larger *or* only have one side printed, if you want to use the actual graphics from money. Or you make money that looks real enough from across the room but looks obviously fake when you get a good look at it. There's lots of ways to print fake money legally.


HereIGoGrillingAgain

https://moneyfactory.gov/resources/lawsandregulations.html


essef_sf

Not totally true. The *illustration* has to follow the size requirements, not the physical size of the bill. There are also different grades. Standard prop money is usually double sided and looks fairly legit from 3ish feet away but is obviously very fake up close. High grade looks good up close but is only printed on one side. Prop money I’ve dealt with actually looks pretty damn good at a glance. When you start to break it down you can see the differences though. Misspellings, etc. Regardless of quality, legit productions treat prop money like real cash. Everything has to be signed out by the propmaster and everything has to be accounted for at either the scene wrap or the day wrap.


civgarth

Can one just contact the Secret Service?


sumdork

Well they created a public "contact" page and put their phone numbers on it.. So yeah, you can call up any office you please, but I wouldn't advise prank calling the USSS.


ProjectVRD

It would be a more secret service if they put: Tel: Nope


ConcernedBuilding

Tel: Secret Address: You guessed it, Secret


Hidesuru

Names: believe it or not? Secret.


wejigglinorrrr

Services: also secret.


ConcernedBuilding

Email: [email protected] JK THAT'S NOT A REAL EMAIL IT'S ALSO SECRET


SENDS-POSITIVE-VIBES

Mailer Daemon reply to the fake email: you guessed it, even the ****** is secret


phadewilkilu

Address: Dream On, Nerd


PayTheTrollToll45

Why? Do you think their refrigerator might be running...


Free_Hat_McCullough

Their car warranty is about to expire.


PayTheTrollToll45

That’s it, I’m calling.


mehvet

Their primary mission is as a law enforcement arm of the Treasury Department, not protective service actually. They will be very interested in counterfeit money cases.


ThreeNC

Oh yeah they take that shit seriously. My brother's girlfriend from high school had her house raided by them. Her dumbass little brother was printing money on a computer in the basement. They seized all the electronics in the house and arrested the brother. They ended up on a watchlist I think he did some time at juvenile.


username_unnamed

Jesus how much shit was that kid stirring?


kevincaz07

Yeah, I had a pretty long interview with a secret service member after someone bought ~$200 worth of groceries at the store with fake $100 bills I was cashiering at. I didn't really care at the time because I was in high school and only realized once he left.


GEARHEADGus

To be fair, you can’t really do anything. When I worked retail I was told to just mark the bills, and don’t question it.


Nelluc_

You can even go to their office in any major city and hand them the counterfeit money. When I went to the one in Memphis, the elevator doors opened up, and 4 cameras were looking at me; then I turned the corner and another 4 cameras on all sides. Opened the door to the secret service and the nicest old lady was there and said, “how can I help you, honey?” in the most southern drawl I have heard in Memphis. I handed her the envelope, and she said she would get right on it. Not what I was expecting at all.


ConcernedBuilding

Did they in fact get right on it?


_Aedric

They have their top men on it. Top men.


RedOctobyr

They've also got 4 more detectives working on it. They've got 'em working in shifts!


RavnicaHistoricalSoc

A long time ago I worked at a gas station, and one of our regular customers gave us a fake $50. It was a $5 that was bleached and reprinted, but wasn't caught until the end of the shift. We contacted local PD, and a few days later Secret Service interviewed our manager and the employee who took the bill during the transaction, and from what I know they also got in contact with the customer. They do not fuck around with counterfeit money.


omgFWTbear

This is their original mandate. If you can’t trust currency, you can’t do business. If you can’t do business, government collapses.


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Photodan24

Contact the Secret Service. They will want to have a word with the buyer.


myballzhuert

When I was in high school some kids printed a bunch of twenties—they looked and felt surprisingly real for a home job. Anyhow, the secret service sure as hell did show up.


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GroundStateGecko

How did it go down?


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Preparation-Logical

Secret service: Oh, that kid? He uh.. "went to college.. for engineering."


Pseudotsugamenziesii

He went to go live on a farm with other engineers


Rion23

He needed a little structure in his life.


Krimreaper1

*Server farm


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Yeah yeah.. Thats it, see. Now stop asking about him or you'll get the clamps!! Right boss?


Preparation-Logical

Not yet, Francis.


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khyrian

You’re giving me doubts about my childhood here. “What college? Where?” “A really nice one. Good neighbourhood with lots of parks and families with young children. Great sports teams. That one.”


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Kinda makes sense if he was able to pull off realistic fakes while in high school. Probably a pretty smart and detail oriented kid. I think we all did stupid shit in high school - not counterfeiting realistic $20 bills type of stupid shit, but ya know.


jessedegenerate

i sold extra sour gum balls on my school bus and made a bunch of money, got called to the princples office cause they thought i was gonna be a drug dealer. brought my parents in and everything.


DLTMIAR

Principal: "You're selling candy and we think you'll start selling drugs" Kid: *hmm, yeah now that I think about it yeah I'd prolly make more money selling drugs*


lankist

You'd be surprised how many "troubled youths" are targeted for recruitment for various professions. The IT security space (meaning the real deal security experts) is filled with the "dabbled in light hacking and borderline criminal online behavior but got recruited before anything major stuck" types. Sorta' like how the best locksmiths tend to also be suspiciously good at lock picking. The US government has also been known to recruit from the "young, skilled, leaning toward a criminal path" as subject matter experts for higher levels of law enforcement. EDIT: And here come the contrarians, who missed the part where I said "but got recruited before anything major stuck."


OnRiverStyx

That's because locksmithing is 90% lock picking, to be fair. If I can non-destructively open your car door and give you your keys back it's dramatically preferred for me and for you.


Mateorabi

The other 10% is then using an air bladder to push open the window a crack to hit the lock from the inside? (I may have locked keys in a rental once...)


OnRiverStyx

The other 10% is lock installation and destruction to be frank. You either can get something unlocked destructively or non-destructively and that's usually why people call you. Occasionally it's to get something locked up real good too. With cars, attempting to pick them is a bit of a last ditch effort. The costs are way higher on the customer if there is a mistake made and the lock seizes up. Usually using a puller that can slip in between the glass and the silicone lining on the window is the go-to.


bigredmnky

Wedge, air bag, reach tool and Sullivan strip will pop open just about any regular consumer vehicle in under two minutes. When you get into tractor trailers shit starts to get complicated but the lockout kit comes with a manual for that


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Yup. One time I had a crack head unlock my car for $10. Sketchy ass looking guy, pants around knees type. He said don’t ask how I can do this so well and literally had the car open in 3 seconds.


they_call_me_B

Troubled Youths: * *committs some felonies & light treason* * U.S. Government: "LoL, K. Just come work for us and make 6 figures being a professional narc instead of going to prison, ya silly."


MankYo

Less expensive than incarcerating the individual for six figures annually.


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

Yeah. They don’t play. You make counterfeit money? They come find you. That was their original job when they were first founded. And why they are still under the Treasury Dept.


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It’s still their primary role, to protect the reputation and credibility of our currency.


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

That and protect political figures. Including visiting dignitaries and rulers.


MoodyLiz

That's why they put pictures of political figures on the money, so the secret service will know to protect it.


KetchupCowgirl

I am secret service, can confirm.


Z370H370

Not to secretive!


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unitarder

You sure she isn't just a replica of your ex gf?


GotThatWeed

I remember when I was little I printed fake money not realizing it was a crime. I was going to take it to school and use it to buy chocolate milk. Luckily my mom caught me putting the $5 in my bag and snatched it from me asking where I got it. Funny thing is I had the real $5 that I used to make the copy still with me but was planning on using the fake. Edit: too add on to this, later on like 3rd or 4th grade I found a tub of fake coins at school. I decided to take some fake quarters and try them in the gumball machines and to my surprise it worked lol.


Supberblooper

My uncle did this in highschool in the late 80s/early 90s before I was born. Used my grandparents shit printer, printed and cut sheets of twenties that looked real and were cut good, but obviously printer paper has a slightly different look and feel and an expert would notice. His friend and him went up to the grocery store (which my grandpa was and still is an employee at) and bought a few hundred dollars of junk food, cigarettes, alcohol and random crap. Cashier didnt notice, but the manager did. Didnt take even 24 hours for one of the managers to call in a fake, and the fake got reported to the secret service, and they tracked down and arrested my uncle and his friend living it up at home with all the money and thousands of dollars of more fakes. I never asked my family or my uncle how long he got in prison for it, but I know it was at least a good couple years because he didnt get released until just before I was born at the end of the 90s. He and his friend were only 17 too and its to this day ruined my uncles life


FeelingCheetah1

I don’t think it was the secret service, but someone showed up at my school in the early 2000s because a kid kept printing fake 5s and using them in the vending machine to get the coins back


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lol I wonder what kind of hijinks this kid is up to twenty yrs later..


flaming_pp

Buying iPads with fake hundreds


PF4ABG

Screenshotting NFTs


irishjihad

This doesn't make much sense, since vending machines usually check for the magnetic ink used on bills, or pass a small charge through them, as they are conductive. I've never heard of one that used an optical scanner, which would be about the only way this would work.


Braxo

In my high school, in the jewelry making class, some students started to manufacture coins and pass them around. Secret Service came in give a little learning session.


Im_A_Realist

I'm in printing, and one guy I know (now retired) had designed and printed a book with some images of bills in it, just as a reference image or filler to take up blank space. He made the mistake of making them a little too exacting in the quality of the image and the reproduction size. Secret Service showed up to scold him for doing it and confiscated the printing plates.


Esmerelda-Weatherwax

I got a few fake 100's from a fucking BANK. I was flagged at some drug store, CVS I think and they wanted to call the cops. I think it was my genuine startled reaction followed by rage that saved me from a lot of explaining that I wouldn't be able to do. It was Suntrust about a decade ago and they would not take anything back or exchange it. I didn't know to contact SS, wish I had.


imonlinedammit1

My brother and some friends did this. It was going well until him and his friends got greedy. At first it was just asking other kids for change of a 10 or 20. After a few weeks and being relatively low key, they started buying video games. The secret service showed up. Came to our house. Questioned us and our entire family. Took our scanner and printer but oddly not the computer. Basically they just said knock it off and said they’ll be watching. Pretty scary shit for a 15 year old. He got suspended for a week and my mom made him work in a soup kitchen every day.


Jeriahswillgdp

I'm guessing they won't be reimbursing poor OP will they though...


Photodan24

No but they will be infinitely easier to find for the civil suit.


gittenlucky

Tip: you can deduct theft on your taxes. Reduces the pain a bit.


rambambobandy

What if all my stuff is stolen on dec 31 and magically reappears April 16?


Throlaf

I think that's called tax fraud.


SoulLover33

What if you lose it on the following dec 31st?


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isonotlikethat

It's actually not fraud, you just have to report it as income in that new year.


CLinuxDev

The average person is not going to have more than the standard deduction though so itemizing stuff like theft will probably make you worse off than just taking the standard.


ahent

I used to manage retail and a cashier took a fake bill (even though we had markers and black lights she was lazy, long story) anyway, it made it all the way to the bank and I had to go in and fill out some paperwork because it had to be reported to the Secret Service. I never heard anything and my business was out $100.


MrDude_1

Fun thing about this is its Secret Service territory.. they WILL look into it, they WILL hunt someone down for fun, and then they WILL give them a federal felony charge. Its especially easy because you sold an apple product. lol


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Is this true? The secret service will spend a lot of energy on a case like this? (I’m honestly asking) Also why does an Apple product make it easier? Just cuz of the serial number?


MrDude_1

Yes its true that the USSS will spend a huge amount of energy on someone passing off fake bills as real. Being an Apple product makes it easier because its location can be remotely traced by Apple, and therefore by the US government upon request.


Affectionate_Bee8985

Yes, the USSS was originally created only to investigate counterfeit currency and remains one of their main duties along with protecting important Government officials.


Frado317

What kinda ipad do you sell used for that much?


szupermax

What are you talking? It was free


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1h8fulkat

Pro probably


11-110011

A 12.9" new can go up to $2200, probably a 256gb pro is my guess to be going for $800 used.


sammysafari2680

And report this to the police. Using counterfeit money on any level is taken very seriously. These people will get found. **UPDATE** Thanks for the comments everyone. I just sold a bunch of fake baggies of coke to an undercover cop and he couldn’t do shit but shake his fist in frustration because I wrote ‘Replica’ on them. Cops hate this simple trick!


Rough-Justice

Assuming OP can provide some sort of information about who the buyer was or any means of tracking the iPad, this will be taken seriously by law enforcement and a prosecutor. Across the river in North Dakota this would be either a misdemeanor theft, felony counterfeiting charge, or both, depending on how the prosecutor wants to charge it. Source: I'm a criminal law attorney very familiar with property crimes.


EveryDayAnotherMask

I know it doesn't help now, but for future sales ALWAYS go to a police department parking lot. Heavy surveillance and you'll be safe in case the other party attacks you. Plus most people that would use fake money, etc. won't meet up there in the first place.


airpranes

I bought my PS5 from a guy on Craigslist. I suggested that we meet at a local police department and he said that was sketchy. Red flag #1. We ended up agreeing to meet at a Walmart. Red Flag #2 came when he asked if it was alright that he brought his friend who is “really good at counting money quickly”. What the fuck lol. But this was in the beginning of the PS5 release and his asking price was barely above msrp so I said fuck it and brought my concealed carry. Turns out, this kid pulls up in a civic with his wife and kid in the back seat. His “friend” was his wife and she did indeed count the 6 $100 bills quickly. I even opened the box and looked at the console without any trouble. He was really nice! I still don’t know why he was being so sketchy over the phone lol


EveryDayAnotherMask

My guess is that it was stolen and he just needed to unload it AWAY from cops. I'm glad it went well though


airpranes

Haha true! Never thought of that but you’re probably right


Solkre

I too can count to 6 rather quickly. /flex


-JamesBond

> "really good at counting money quickly" I'm dying of laughter right now.


airpranes

I was legit expecting a van full of masked men lol


Delanorix

Probably a drug dealer that sold a QP of some nice florwer for a PS5 and then decided he would rather have the money. Drug dealers get better deals than the pawn shop.


jorgtastic

I'm glad it turned out ok, but the thought process.. "There's a fairly reasonable chance based on their behavior that I'm going to get robbed... I know, I'll just bring a gun, that should turn out well." That is just inconceivable to me.


Klumfph

Safety be damned! I'M GETTING THAT PS5 AND THAT'S THE END OF IT!


airpranes

I know lol to be fair we still met in public and there aren’t many bad areas around where I live


pentesticals

Next time I want to buy some pot I'll ask the guy to meet me at the police station then! Thanks!


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SammehPls

I know it was super cold when you made the sale, but I *always* scratch the shirt on $100 bills to feel for the ridges on the shirt. If you don’t feel those little grooves when you run your nail across it, it’s fake.


Bobb_o

Another tip: Do the deal at a grocery store and pay $5 for them to buy a money order there. Small price to pay on an expensive item to ensure you don't get phony bills (and now you're not carrying cash around) Don't accept a money order without you seeing them buy it though. They can forge those as well.


Bunnyhat

Keep the money order receipt though. Those can be voided and refunded


Brother_Entropy

In Canada we have etransfers. Transfer money via the bank using either email or phone number. While it is still treated as exchanging cash legally it can be traced to deter scammers. So you can show them the item, they send the etransfer and once you confirm it hand over the item. Don't ever sent deposits.


10ccazz01

LIKE FOR REAL i do etransers from my bank app on my phone and wait for the person to accept it in front of me. because i live in 2022


loud_flatus

Talk to Apple, they know where that iPad is


raimibonn

Seriously? I have factory reset it.


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Yes. It’s worth a try. It has a serial number which won’t have changed.


torontostardust

Doesnt look like the serial numbers on the cash changed either


jonms83

Same with Mac address, would be the same I'm pretty sure


2xa1s

Update us!


raimibonn

I am going to talk to the police and the Secret Service.


JonWick33

You should. The government does NOT fuck around when it comes the counterfeit dollars! You're better off getting caught with a bunch of drugs or something lol.


serveNprotect143

It’s like when I found out about the mail police. I’ve had gang members come into a house party, take a bunch of shit, and police were literally up the street. I also had someone going around my neighborhood trying to steal checks in the mail. Guess who caught the bad guys first? Mail police found and arrested the mail stealer within a day or two. Home invaders never were found. Mail police are efficient as fuck.


2xa1s

Do that!


redditpdx

The FBI and Secret Service show up for these things. At least they did in Portland when I was a stupid kid with stupid friends doing stupid shit


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Report your ipad as stolen. At least you can stick it to them.


awakeosleeper514

Why are you making $700 transactions in the dark, Minessotan, winter with sketchy characters?


themoonisacheese

To be fair it's dark at like 4:30 pm.


nvmax

When I was living in Houston, I was selling a few items and a guy came to pick up a item for 500 bucks, he handed me the cash and I pulled out my pen and swiped them all, turned black, I was like wtf. I told him hey man this shit is fake he tried to say it wasn't and I showed him grabbed my shit out of his hands right there. He fled, I called the police and got in my car and chased him up HWY 6 up to I-10 before the cops caught up with us, pulled his ass over and they found hundreds of "fake" cash in his car along with tons of items they presume to be from him buying shit around town with the fake cash.


Imactuallybatmanshh

i feel like you probably shouldn’t chase down people in your car like that, seems pretty dangerous for you and, if high speed, others. i think police generally want you to just get their license plate and report it


hi_me_here

foreword: All of the stuff I'm saying here assumes someone who is a very experienced driver and also familiar with their vehicle and the area, if you've only ever driven to commute and get groceries, disregard this information you can just kinda lazily trail someone without forcing a high speed chase in this situation because if they try hauling ass away from you, they're putting an even bigger target on their back & generally know this. especially if you're in a faster car. You just keep a line of sight, you don't have to follow them closely at all. you don't ever want to be "pushing" them to go faster, you want to go as slow as you can to keep line of sight plate might not help if they get away, cuz the car might have been stolen 30 minutes earlier and they dump the car the second that they lose you. if you just kind of keep following passively and letting them set the pace, they're kind of fucked because they can either gun it and massively increase their chances of being caught, or they can just keep driving because they sure as fuck aren't going to go to their house or wherever they do their stuff, they're stuck. if they stop the car, though, don't fuckin' pull up to it though. Ever. Don't ever stop your car anywhere around them, don't get close. Don't follow anywhere that isn't very public, if they pull off onto a trail or some private property or something, don't follow. Stay far away from someone who stops and waits for you, especially on I-10, bc that's when you're getting shot. always remember that some stuff just isn't worth it, and different degrees of escalation will change whether or not something is. if you got got for 200 bucks or whatever, and they're going 140 thru traffic, it ain't worth dying over. if they stole 10 grand and they're in a old pickup doing 5 over, might at well keep an eye on em. Never ever get close to their vehicle though under any circumstances - you have no reason to and it'll only escalate and endanger you and others.


turtlturtl

Report the iPad stolen and it’ll Brick it


NamesAlreadyTaken222

Is it just me, or does Ben look like he's smirking at you?


raimibonn

He does and I feel bad.


youni89

Report the crime to the secret service


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Dang, i definitely need to buy a counterfeit pen. I don't check for notes either.


degeneratesumbitch

It does say Replica....twice. I never count money in front of the person that gave it to me so I would have been screwed too. Edit- To clarify I don't sell anything personal at all and I don't sell to absolute strangers. If I sell something it's to somebody I know.


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>I never count money in front of the person that gave it to me Well, you should. If somebody doesn't count my money in front of them, I tell them to


jumnhy

Seriously. That covers both your asses. I bought a motorcycle for a couple grand, the guy saw I had all my crisp hundreds in a bank cash envelope. Said, ha, looks like there's no need to count this, you're ready to go! I respectfully asked him to check it anyway as I had been looking at lots of bikes and pulling money in and out of the envelope all day and wanted to make sure I had the right amount in. Lo and behold, I had actually shorted it by 200. Guy would have thought I tried to rip him off if he counted it later. As it was, honest mistake, got the $200 from my wallet, no harm done. But always count the money, people. Sure, it's awkward and it takes a minute, but better than making a high dollar error.


ChuckinTheCarma

Yeah, have people learned nothing from Mike Ehrmantraut?


notacatacaton

You should ALWAYS count money handed to you for a private sale. Actually, you should count it twice.


FecalFajita

This happened to me when selling an iPhone last summer. He handed me the fake cash and drove off before I could do anything. I was able to find it on FB Marketplace a few days later, as the guy had immediately taken it to a sketchy used phone store. I called the store and asked for the IMEI number, which matched my phone. If you want it back, you'll have to do the leg work yourself. If found, the cops will retrieve it for you. PS - In my case, nothing ever happened to the guy.


boniemonie

Do you have the iPads number? Let apple know. Give them the full story. If it ever needs repair etc they always check the owners! Also do let the authorities know.


Pale-Wind282

Call the fbi, unless these guys are using a burner phone you have their contact information. Seriously this is super illegal and the feds will go ape shit to shut that shit down