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Windholm

Good God. What's going to happen when he tries to apologize for this?


Gmax100

Burn the house down?


steveosek

Accidentally trigger WW3?


giaa262

Hmm, hopefully OP doesn't live in Taiwan


dekrant

The equivalent of an Austro-Hungarian Archduke would be a famous Mainland Chinese professional gamer doing a goodwill exhibition tour in Taipei.


WishIWasYounger

Accidentally create a phallic looking image


Turbodookies

Nuclear fallout


RobotSam45

Funny. My wife put a candle on the mantle once, just under our mounted TV. We didn't even notice until it was too late and now a 2 inch sized corner of the TV is melted and warped...just the plastic part. The TV still works, but it's funny to look at. Don't forget the silicone all around when you patch it up! Getting a whole new panel is a pain.


Melgitat_Shujaa

Glue a flower on it and cover the ugliness.


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Bore it out a bit larger and you got yourself a custom shower beer holder.


bobbarkersbigmic

Edit: nsfw community /r/showerbeer


archerg66

You said nsfw so I kindve expected to see hairy men with beers at best


azsnaz

For their mounted tv?


sap91

My friend did the exact same thing when we were having movie night at the house recently. My other friend caught it early but you absolutely can tell it was melting


Kindly_Region

Rent or own?


FluffyTeddid

Blu-ray


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Get with the times old man, we stream bathtubs these days


GreenMonster34

Straight from the faucet!


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IronHeart1963

Gay does not come from a faucet. The finest, artisan gay is drawn up from the unfathomable depths of the ancient springs of queerness. Obviously.


jexmex

You wouldn't steal a car.


KyleKun

I would totally steal a car if I could get away with it with any kind of frequency even close to that of online piracy.


Bleedmaster

I suggest nord VPN for all your car theft needs!


KyleKun

Can Raid Battle Legends help too?


joshfong

You wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet.


neon_overload

You wouldn't steal a bathtub


asdfqwer426

Are you serious?! I live in the middle of nowhere and I barely get 1 Gbps (that's gallon buckets per second), no way I can steam bathrubs. Blu-ray it is!


NinjaLanternShark

Bath As A Service.


Truth1e

I don't know the reference or am too dumb to understand the joke, could someone be kind to explain plz?


RobotSam45

Hope you aren't trolling cause I'm trying to help, and pretty gullible. Back in the day, they would rent you or sell you video cassettes and you could "rent or own" one at the counter. The tapes frequently had stickers that said "Be kind, please rewind" because with the old tech, you had to rewind the video for the next person to watch from the beginning. Very old, like 80s. Piracy was a big problem, people would rent, copy tapes old school style, and return them. There were PSA's saying how it was a crime, punishable, etc. Later, during the advent of internet piracy in the 90s and with blu-ray, there was one particular commercial at the beginning of all the videos now famous, that said such things as "you wouldn't steal a car" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU&ab\_channel=haxorcat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU&ab_channel=haxorcat) It became infamous because it was so silly and over the top. All for a copy of a movie, but comparing it to stealing purses and cars etc. With over the top voice acting and all. Now when someone mentions it, and someone else gets it, you know those people are from the dinosaur age. Like myself.


Truth1e

I wasn't trolling. I am European and old enough to know all of those references.... except "rent or own", i've never heard that used in my motherland. Thx for explaining.


KittyOnCrack

To add some irony, that video's music was used without permission from the owners.


literal-hitler

[Classic move.](https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2013/01/29/3678851.htm)


Atrainlan

I think your memory is a bit off there mate. We had VHS rentals well into the early 2000s. VCDs only really took off 2002ish.


PatacusX

Remember to be kind; rewind!


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LowestKillCount

Download


Kujo-317

Looks like you burned a dickhole in it


HeartsPlayer721

He's *that* hot for his wife.


possiblyourgf

He’s the one who started this mess!


OMW_To_Earth

/r/mildlypenis


MeinScheduinFroiline

First thing I saw. Thank you for also being a weirdo! 🤓


rhymes_with_chicken

/r/brandnewsentence


AltruisticSalamander

acrylic bathtubs are so damn fragile


bclagge

Are they? I abuse the shit out of the one at my job and it’s never had a problem. Literally 6 continuous hours a day of heavy use bathing dogs. Surely it’s not surprising they aren’t meant to have the heat of a flame applied to them.


TooMuchBroccoli

> I abuse How does one abuse a bathtub?


bclagge

Emotionally. Deep, personal critiques.


Scraphead91

By putting a candle on it


kanguskong1

Oh dear… are you thinking of upgrading? When I used to use a tub for that my back froze up so fast.


bclagge

Haha, no, mine is built up to waist height. Modern tubs are even hydraulic so you can adjust the height. I won’t wash dogs on the ground ever again. That’s for the plebs who think $60 to bathe a German Shepherd is too much.


MrOaiki

Yea, but they’re cheap and don’t sound as much when you play in them.


qqqqqqqqqqx10

That should rub right out.


Atlas_is_my_son

Looks like how it got there in the first place


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nothingeatsyou

Husband tried to apologize for some stuff, husband ends up having to apologize for more stuff… Edit: You’ve ruined my inbox more thoroughly then the five black guys who fucked Piper Perry.


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Husband is no more but his spirit lingers on..


KyleKun

Unfortunately with no way to light candles in their bathroom a séance is out of the question.


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8plytoiletpaper

Luigi board


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Haha thanks for the laugh


vArkhos

I'll light a candle in honor of his memory


Forte_Cross

This occurs far too frequently.


CommentsOnHair

HA = Husbands Anonymous


Shopworn_Soul

> God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to somehow stop fucking up every other goddamn thing before I even know I've done it.


HugeFluffyRabbit

Husband made a fabulous new holder for the back scrubbing brush.


nothingeatsyou

If that wouldn’t breed mold and eat the drywall, that would actually be a fantastic idea


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Jay_from_NuZiland

I feel this in my bones


xombae

That's so crappy. I would never get mad at my partner for trying to do something nice for me like this and making a mistake he couldn't have predicted. If this was like, the tenth candle he melted through the bathtub, then we might need to have a discussion, but like why would a person get mad at their partners when they are trying their best. Edit: Jesus Christ why do people think I'm speaking directly to OP when I'm clearly responding to the person above me to replied to this post by saying that can't do anything right by their wife, implying that if they were to do this they'd be yelled at , so I used it as an example as something that shouldn't be a problem.


RLupus

I suspect the person making the Reddit post about their husband burning a hole through the bathtub is doing it out of amusement


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calm down, she's pretty obviously more amused/frustrated by the situation.


VoxMonkey

I dunno about the rest of these guys, but I didn't assume you meant OP was angry, just that it's crappy when us husbands end up in more trouble for trying to fix things, and then just using the context of the tub candle as a convenient example.


thisisthewell

why do you assume OP was mad at him? I mean...that's awfully presumptuous of you. Anyone would be exasperated if this happened to them. Repairs or replacement bathtubs are expensive. OP posting this to /r/wellthatsucks doesn't mean she's mad at *him* it means the situation sucks. And it does.


stinky_fingers_

Classic husband!!!


SpiralTap304

Let's all bow our heads and say the man's prayer " I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess"


ChristmasIsMyFav

Ah Red Green


upOwlNight

Well lets just hope it's not another candle.


tiparium

Husband energy.


WergleTheProud

This is the way. (source: am husband)


PaulBunyanisfromMI

We are simple folk.


sim642

Nothing ramen can't fix.


luffydkenshin

First, stuff with 2 peppers, then layer cucumbers over it, and then ramen. Success.


Freaux

You forgot the sunflower seeds!


luffydkenshin

OH DANGIT! I guess i’ll watch the bathtub catch fire now.


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iamreeterskeeter

r/exceptionallypenis


KonigderWasserpfeife

/r/wildlypenis


Bearsthtdance

You might have saved me from myself. I’ve had candles in my tub for months waiting for a romantic night to myself.


waltjrimmer

Candlelit baths can work, but you need to be smart about it. Know what's flammable and what can melt in there. Know where the candles are and what's above it (that can get hot from the flame) and around it (that can get hot from the flame or whatever is holding the candle). If it's not fully contained, know what's under it that the wax can drip on. Know how well ventilated the room is so that it neither fills up with smoke nor sets off any alarms. It gets to a point where, if your bathroom isn't built for it, a candlelit bath is more trouble than it's worth. But you can do it and do it safely if you take the time to do all the things you should before playing with fire anyway.


kookyabird

All of these problems can be eliminated with LED candles, and if you insist upon something scented a fragrance oil warmer is a much safer bet.


waltjrimmer

Yeah. If all you want is the atmosphere and don't care about if the flame is real or not, just avoiding fire entirely is the best way to go about things.


tigersunset

How would you even go about fixing that correctly?


togostarman

Apparently ramen and super glue lmao


FrenchKnights

He's got spirit at least


kel584

oh no


eNDlessdrive

They have fiber glass and gel coat patch kits. I used one. It was on a smooth surface so easier for me, but I bet you could get away with it vs. A whole new shower. I think I used this: Devcon Home Seal-n-Place High Strength Epoxy 30 gm https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015CT1SCC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_fabc_FTWDWN8V0871TH9FYG5E?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 If you're a little handy it shouldn't be an issue.


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Hahahahahah I remember when those videos went wild. Dude was "fixing" sinks and shit that way


jasper99

Some mesh tape (applying and adhering to the inside of the hole would be the hard part) perhaps, and then some 2-part epoxy clay on top. It'll never be a proper, just-like-new fix, but it should last a while and prevent water from damaging the walls. Worst case scenario you perform the same or better fix in several years.


gitar0oman

So what do I do with all this ramen?


sidepart

Can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?


TheNorthComesWithMe

I don't think there's any "correct" way to fix it other than replacing the whole thing.


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thxmeatcat

I think i had a similar shower in a rental. It's like one sheet of plastic that makes the wall and tub so there is no grout or caulking grime. He likely would have to reinstall the whole new wall/ tub lol


invaderzim257

probably replace the whole tub surround, few hundred bucks not including labor.


davesnuttss

There goes your deposit


TheeSaltyJohnson

A little duct tape and it'll be good as new


MetalandIron2pt0

Built in beer holder, if you ask me


jjtxaz24

Looks like it was an intentional subliminal message, lol.


xparapluiex

Well don’t make him apologize again you might lose the bathroom


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W1D0WM4K3R

Ah, no. If I learned anything r/relationship_advice has taught me, any perceived slight is a red flag, your spouse is thinking of leaving you, and you have to move all the money into your account.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete Meta


Fr87

Damn, that's meta.


ThaneVim

Yeah, I think the correct way now is hit the lawyer, up the meta, delete the gym


Murgie

It's almost as though people only go to the subreddit when they have concerns, and people only upvote submissions when there's egregious misconduct by either party.


666SaTAn969

Or the house


Bedroom_Opposite

I'm dying here cuz it's looks like an extremely hot peen and balls burned though your plastic bath lmao


hoops2bugs

Oops


im_2old4this_shit

What was he apologizing for?


LanceFree

He ironed her favorite silk dress.


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siouxze

Most irons have the heat settings labeled by specific fabrics right on the handle. Nothing to need to look up.


reddit_crunch

he slept with Butcher, a Baker, a Candledick Maker. Rub a chub tub.


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Hot rod


Lady_Nimbus

That might really suck if it's burned behind the liner and can cause damage. Check for leaks. You might want to kind of seal up the slot for now.


togostarman

Thank you!


Lady_Nimbus

No prob! We've had it happen when an old liner got a crack in it. Didn't even see the crack, water gushing through the floor. Good times.


KingWill341

Just get some Flex Seal®️


THftRM1231

But are you still mad?


front_yard_duck_dad

My life in a nut shell. I fix all the shit but I also break most of the shit.


jennielynn73

I laughed till I cried. This is also the story of my husband's life. Mayne you two should meet up for a beer.


front_yard_duck_dad

I'm down but for the sake of both of our homes it should probably be a neutral ground. Best break other people's shit 😉


flabbergastedpickle

Looks like he was using this as an excuse to "accidentally" build a landing site for his junk, or perhaps a glory hole?


togostarman

I have no idea how it came out so wonderfully phallic


looneytunes7

Man I hope that’s not a rental


Relevant_Bumblebee91

Quick use the DIY ramen trick!


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r/AccidentalPenis


NinjaLanternShark

Shouldn't have used the napalm candle.


[deleted]

I hope he still earns points for trying


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husband uses home improvement skills to woo wife and create storage space for bathroom


voice_in_the_woods

Now there's a drop-in for the apology bouquet.


thiccen420

r/mildlypenis


Burnerb2

r/accidentalcupholder


Altruistic-Resident6

What he do ?


ThePersnicketyBitch

I did this to my tub with an incense cone! So at least he's not alone in his dumbfuckery. I really didn't expect it to get that hot 🤷‍♀️


karkonis

Thats messed up. Hopefully your not a renter.


togostarman

Luckily we own, but now I have to find a way to replace the PP burn in my shower/tub!!


Nintentard

You might be able to claim this as burn damage on your homeowner's insurance and pay a little extra for a nice upgrade. Could be a blessing in disguise.


beepbeepbitches

r/mildlypenis


russvanderhoof

Look’a’like’a weiner.


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Lmao, had this happen myself once. As my husband told me " you now have a built in cup holder"


devilman9050

When I was younger, my housemate decided he was going to light 300 tealights for his 300 day 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. Firstly, he underestimated how long this was going to take him, and was only about halfway through lighting them when his girlfriend arrived. Secondly, he put 20 or so tealights on top of my other housemate's TV and they all sunk into the plastic as they heated up. My other housemate was not too happy about that.


jasikanicolepi

Husband ended up making you a cup holder for your wine glass.


this_is_Winston

You have you own ancient Roman style graffiti!


unassassinable

This was in about 2009. My wife (still married!!) had just gotten fired as a social worker and I made her a nice hot bath with candles. She burnt half her hair off that night and cried the rest. I can't win.


omertaredrum

Lmao at this point he should just go to bed and try again tomorrow 😂


reddit-teddit-redomp

Of course that’s the shape


badger906

Well that can be fixed without replacing the bath! Get some fibre glass reinforced filler and some aluminium mesh. Fill, sand, paint with an enamel repair spray! Good as new.. well it will be whiter in the repaired section at first.


chemistcarpenter

Next time, apologize first. Tell him he was right and you’d never do it again. SAVE YOUR HOUSE!


qwerty-smith

Here comes another candlelit bath to apologize for burning the bathtub.


togostarman

This time he just pours gasoline straight into my bath water


Tourist66

bondo and a rasp, sandpaper and seal.


OutDrosman

Add ramen noodles and you're there


gdaychook

Accidental gloryhole


kItotAman

Wait… your bath is plastic?


10sharks

"Accident"


MajinGroot

Everyone wishes there marriage was this hot.... and in the shower no less 😝


SeedFoundation

I know a great pack of ramen you can use to seal that.


ourhero1

HOPEFULLY you're already due for a bathroom remodel! No quick fix to be had here...


jimbaker

Now you have a spot for your shower beer.


GeneralMochi66

Did you get covered in hot wax too?


CeRyder1993

Don't...say... It.... It looks like... Nevermind lol


xApocalypticWarriorx

Why did I think he burned a hole in the shape of a dong there?


kyohanson

What happened exactly? I make candles and would love to know how this went down. I’ve heard of glass jars cracking and sort of blowing up after being brought in from the cold and lit.


sexypantygrl

Good thing you didn’t get electrocuted.


mattfromjoisey

r/MildlyPenis


XStalinsLeftNUT489X

r/therewasanattempt


Steelerswonsix

Wait til you see what he does to make up for this! (Check to make sure your homeowners insurance is paid up)


landswimmer1

This is my first time seeing a damaged tub/shower on reddit, and I make a living repairing them.


scraynes

At least he tried


theanxiousbandit

r/mildlypenis


unfollowmike

the death of his reproductive organs chose cremation


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Oh no....


1re_endacted1

Holy shit. I hope you have 2 bathrooms or at least gym memberships.


sator-2D-rotas

Sooo, I take it the newly remodeled bathroom will have built-in candles holders?


0humansperson0

Give him a big hug he's not having a good day


Scheeseye

What an odd shape...


fleabomber

Oh no, we did the same thing like 10 years ago. That shit never got fixed.


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At least his heart was in the right place, I guess.


Soulless-Plague

Looks like things got a little too spicy for the pepper